>BBCuh oh, get ready for "casting choices"...https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/kikis-delivery-service-live-action-series-bbc-studios-kadokawa-1236782285/
>>221192606Why would this ever need a live action
>>221192622So we can see an obese black woman portray Kiki, this will get the modern audience to watch it.
>>221192622It already has one. You should be asking why the filthy brits are allowed to make another one.
I’m tired of the British, just nuke them already
>>221192606>obese black fed-ex woman punting packages from her broom onto people's doorsteps>NUH-UH DAT DON'T BE BROKE WHEN I LEFT IT Y'ALL JUST BE CLUMSYCan't wait!
>>221192668Why was a hwite witch played by a chink?
>>221192668they shouldn’t be.we didn’t kill enough of them.
>>221192606Isn't this supposed to take place in some wonky alternative Swedish setting.
Miyazaki on suicide watch
>“We are thrilled to be part of a collaboration to bring ‘Kiki’s Delivery Service’ to life for a new generation on a global stage,”>“Bringing this beloved story to a new audience as a live-action series is a dream come true and an absolute honor,”>“Kiki is about to set off on another adventure into a new world,”>new generation on a global stage>a new audience>into a new worldyep, it's gonna be brown'd
>>221192606Nigerians on flying brooms, it's been done
who the FUCK wants this
>>221192668How many panty shots are in this?
Why take all the magical whimsy out of it by making it live action?>>221193091This.
>>221192668This is also stupid.
Is she going to be delivering kebab, jerk chicken, or dilators?
>>221192606they should call it "sikhi's delivery service"
>>221192622Because why let creative people take chances when you can re-make, re-imagine, make prequels, sequels etc. of known movies and guarantee good sales because of existing fans.
>>221193546My post calling it Kike's Delivery Service got deleted but not this one. Interesting.
>>221192606>BBCThey're going to turn Kiki into a nigger, aren't they? Don't care, won't watch. Nuke britistan.
>>221192668BasedThe spirited away live action stage play is also kino
>>221192606Black or Jeet. I hate the British so goddamn much.
>>221192681Watch threads for the satisfaction
What? Didn't the UK just ban anime recently? Why are they doing this?
Put a nigger in it and make it lame and gay
Supposedly inspired by Miyazaki's visit to Sweden, they're going to brown it up on purpose.
>>221193843A tranny with a flying wheelchair. Screen cap this post because that's what its going to be.
Wow, another great adaptation. What a great year for adaptations, I just can't get enough of fucking adaptations.Hope they don't stint on the niggers.
lets be honest she will be whitebut the autistic kid with the flying bike will be black as coal
>>221193091Trannies and jews.>>221192639If she's obese, she'll break her broomstick.
>>221194125They're definitely keeping Kiki white, or maybe they'll make her Japanese. But the entire rest of the cast is going to be more 'diverse' than downtown LA.
>>221192622To demoralize you
>>221192622There are millions of people who refuse to watch anime but will jump at the chance to watch a live action remake that isn't subtitled.
Yeah lets take the final work Phil Hartman ever performed in, from a book so White-coded Miyazaki fondled its chest, and make it about Mootin the evil russian cow who is trying to stop the poor dalitvery driver from getting double-headed dragon dildos to our greatest strength (child-raping homosexual adoptees)
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>>221196184They forgot the word "expelled" between "merchants" and "from".
I remember seeing this and parts of the scenery was a copy of the old town district from the city where I grew up and other European cities. Is BBC going to allow such horrible things as European culture in their version or will it be a modern hellscape?
Which ghibli girl should take a BBC next?
Sex with Osono!
>>221192606Here is who they cast as Kiki
>>221192606If caramel bros are 40% of viewer base then why shouldn't 40% characters reflect on this basic fact? And truth be told, caramel skin looks really vibrant in animations.
Another attempt by anglos and jews to rewrite history to make it seem like the western and eastern world was always full of shitskins
>>221194525This guy gets it
>>221193091It's very important to start killing Japanese properties now that anything of any value in the west is well and truly dead.
>>221192606>the only white character will be the cat
>>221193880>dissapointed female idols when they got a videocall "Swedish" fans.webm
>Her name was changed to "Nicky" in spanish dub because "Kiki" means "Quick Sex"kwab
>Already have a "McDonalds" remake>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euv2BxAAxogIt's more soulful and respectful to European tradition than this BBC adaptation will befeels bad man
