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Embarrassing. I look better than this and I don't even work out or take care of myself.
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>>221193304
Still is, CBum, Sulek and the Tren Twins are freaks of polipharmacy.
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>>221193354
post physique
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>>221193304
I did not enjoy Casino Royale
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>>221193304
another victim of /fit/ dementing your mind. most men dream for this physique
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It's nice how the nipples point downward. This unusual, yet attractive. Every person's phenotypical idiosyncrasies can add up to something uniquely attractive.
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>>221193304
I used to look like that, but with way bigger triceps before the pandemic. After the coof, I never really bothered to go back.
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>>221193304

I find it curious that the standards for on screen male musculature have gotten far more stringent while the west continues to get fatter by the second.
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>>221193304
It's not considered jacked, it is what women find more attractive than something like picrel roided out vein popping dehydrated look
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>>221194462
All Aussies look like this.
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>>221193304
This is considered to be a man in the 2020's.
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>>221194462
>>221194507
i remember jackman in an interview talking about how he had underprepared for x-men in the 2000 and though he looked pretty bad. ironically it's the only movie where he looks natty and not juiced
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>>221193304
this guy is gay right?
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>>221194961
Though he's noticeably more muscular in the cage fight scene, which was filmed last. A taste of what was to come in sequels
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>>221194961
Wolverine isn't supposed to look natural. Instant healing means instant muscle growth.
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>>221195042
instant healing to a factor presumably without scarring
do you know why it's called 'ripped' and 'shredded' anon?
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>>221193304
It’s DYEL and pathetic.
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His hairline is also horrible and he’s a manlet.
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>>221193304
Women want the dadbod. At least their idea of the dadbod.
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>>221195343
>just be top 0.1% physique and frame stupid incel
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>>221195343
Never listen to what women claim they’re into. It’s all bullshit designed to build a wall to see if you’re smart enough to climb it. That’s their first filter.
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>>221195042
literally not a single muscular comic book hero looks natty all the time
at best, you'll get a particularly small spiderman
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>>221193304
still is if you arent a permanently online zoomer incel
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>>221195343
>>221195362
>>221195365
>imagine getting baited by women's shitposting
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>>221195397
>He still thinks women are just pretending to be retarded
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>>221195343
>That body
>Not obsessed
Said the woman who just had to be non fat
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>>221195343
>Lolitadiariess
A literal twitter whore thats also a MAGA grifter and has posted that same dad bod rage bait repeatedly for hits.

Interesting if it wasn't so common
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>>221195386
>still is if you arent a permanently online zoomer incel
90% of /tv/
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>>221195343
>visible abs and bulk
>winding bicep vascularity like a ramen noodle
women should take classes on natty verse enhanced physiques tbqh
>>221195397
>shitposting
probably, but you'd be surprised, my sister unironically thought like that
she actually argued that it was possible that Chris Hemsworth (enhanced HGH jaw and all) simply had good genetics.
She genuinely used the fact that Chris Hemsworth has claimed to weight train for 4+ hours a day as evidence that he was natty
my friend's gf claimed he could look like peak Chris Evans by simply "bulking with chick fil a for a year without steroids". Initially, my friend gym rat friend and I laughed at her until we realized she was serious. She was even a gym rat herself and a personal trainer.
women literally have 0 understanding about fitness or muscle growth, because they always focus on top performers
t. benches 270lbs for 10+ reps
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>>221195443
they are literally goofing and dabbing on you my dude
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>>221195443
Well fat men here will say that Anya is ugly. Kinda how it goes.
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>>221193304
>this was considered jacked in the 2020s
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>>221195593
I realize you will insist ad infinitum, and that further, the fact we are on an obscure Malaysian multi-color mover board also further implies that I would in fact be that autistic so as to misinterpret them
but no, I am not that autistic, and yes my boomer millennial sister and my friend's zoomer gf were in fact serious and genuinely thought they were correct
although you are likely correct about most twitter posts
God I hope
>>221195692
yeah, both genders have that problem
like how men insist they don't want a woman who got a bbl, but then repeatedly prefer images of women with bbl's, similar story with makeup and other surgeries
both genders are cursed to focus on top attraction performers, and underestimate the difficulty/requirements of being a top attraction performer
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This is what women want now.
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>>221193304
He looks good. Zoomers got convinced by faggots on test and roids that it’s normal to look like a mass monster
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>>221193304
is he slavic?
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>>221194462
Foids hate arm veins and pelvis veins now? What happened?
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>>221196262
They like those but not on males who look obviously roided and unnatural. Or I guess some do but it's not the general preference.
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>>221196237
zoomer girls you mean
an adult woman would adopt them
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It's not the look that is offputting it's the narcissism and obviousness that the guy is spending all his time on it that won't be spent on them.
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>>221196257
no, putin and craig are just jews

>>221196248
he is on roids there
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>>221196237
The amount of rhinoplasty in one image is staggering
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>>221195703
What in the golem
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>>221195248
>do you know why it's called 'ripped' and 'shredded' anon?
Because you're low body fat, you retard.
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>>221195397
This.

>>221195403
>>221195365
>>221195406
>>221195443
That chick's been posting the exact same thing with different pictures every few months for years now, and she successfully ragebaits you retards every time.
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>>221193304
I wish I looked like that instead of an alien ectomorph skinnyfat klinefelter big red cheeks gynoboy with puffy pepperoni nipples
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>>221196681
Maybe she just likes the bodytype and wants daddy to fuck her?
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>>221193304
Peak male physique
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am i supposed to know who this polack faggot is
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>>221196781
Or my point mostly is that "dad" might mean very different things to people and if a little slut is looking to get punished by daddy that would probably look pretty close to the fantasy.
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What a gay lord
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>>221195403
>has somehow not realized that social media is ragebait engagement farming ever since daddy elon monetized the platform
nothing on twitter is ever posted in good faith. how are you this unaware of your surroundings?
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>>221193304
>this
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>>221196880
saar
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>>221196781
She probably does, but she knows that's not a dadbod.
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>>221194462
Do people actually think this looks good?
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>>221197419
Mentally ill fitness people yeah.
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>>221197413
Does she? Not well versed on her lore but people for instance on 4chan often have lots of problems with very simple concepts so I don't think it would be generally out of question for a girl to go from "I want to fuck daddies" to "this is what I want to fuck and he's old enough" to "this is then a dadbod". It actually seems like a pretty logical conclusion.
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>>221196262
You've never spoken to a woman in real life have you? Getting your thoughts on what women think from 4chan and Asmongold leads to shit like this. Gymfreaks are insecure.
They don't do it for themselves, like they claim from soapboxes.
They don't do it for fitness, because being fit =/= hypertrophy.
They are insecure losers.
You should exercise, you should workout, you can go to the gym, but to be healthy, not to get women because they don't give a fuck if you have abs, pecs or bulging triceps. That's a bonus, not a replacement for being tall, funny or having a handsome face.
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>>221198197
>They are insecure losers.
could say that about most women
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>>221193304
he was 38 in that movie. barely anyone gymcels after they hit 30, some people talking shit about his physique itt won't even make it to craig's age in that movie
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>>221193304
Now let's see Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan's physiques...
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He's got a gun and great big mantits
He's got jug ears and tiny trunks
Dame Judi Dench is FURIOUS with him
He's gone completely out to lunch
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>>221193635
spbp
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>>221196334
>he is on roids there
Spotted a man who never worked out
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>>221199362
pretty meh
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>>221199499
Brosnan turned into a pretty boy but the others are quite literally built for violent encounters.
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If you don’t look like you would start to smell like beef & cheese after 5 minutes in direct sunlight you’re already a leg up on everyone else.
You can have a gut but if you’ve got the shoulders & pecs to properly hang that weight on its not a detriment.
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>>221193304
Modest traps, good delts, nice biceps, decent pecs, a hint of abs, and enough bodyfat to show he's not obsessed with a mirror. Girls love this look, they call it "dadbod" because they're clueless as to how much effort it takes to achieve this... just like you, OP.

So post tits or gtfo.
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>>221193304
Dudes with wide frames like him don't need a lot of muscle to mog.

>>221194462
Great example of a gymcel coping vs true physical superiority. Craig barely had to work at all to look hypermasculine. This dude had to roid and work 10x harder and be extremely low body fat to look intimidating.
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>>221195365
Wisdom
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>>221199644
>modest traps
gay
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>>221197526
>Does she?
She's a gym thot. She knows.
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>>221197419
Cope.
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>>221193354
lets see it
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>>221199548
>built for violent encounters
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>>221194462
Trvke. I still can remember my mom openly talking about how hot he was during the beach scene. Me and her saw a lot of action movies, and she never again or before talked about an actor like that.
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>>221200554
He's the nerd type of a violent guy. Lazenby and Connery would just punch people in auditions and be like lol what are you gonna do about it, after this I'm going home to fuck my wife and punch her too. And people would just accept it.
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>>221194961
>ironically it's the only movie where he looks natty and not juiced
understatement of the century
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>>221193304
No it wasn’t. It’s considered fit and always was. Arnold had been 4x bigger than that since the 70s. Look at guys like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, etc. Action stars had been bigger way earlier than Craig.
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>>221193304
thats pretty much peak without steroids
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>>221193304
>Craig
>Bond
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>>221195343
>not blocking women on sight from X
lmfao FAGGOT
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>>221194961
He’s never juiced. Dorian Yates who is king of steroids in Hollywood’s vouches for him. The shadow knows everyone’s secrets. Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds’s also refused

Hugh for shots like that doesn’t eat for a day dehydrates works out then eats a bunch of carbs and they shoot it. He’s 6’3 215. The muscle lays on bone and fat has no water in it so you get that look. It’s brutal. You’ll see it in Wolverine and dead pool where his arms are huge the the shirtless scene he looks normal but cut
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>Casino Royale
>Bond is a hot new young agent one man army in his physical prime
>Skyfall, 1 movie later
>Bond is an old fart who's falling apart and he needs to retire
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>>221201440
>hollywood steroid guy said that hollywood people obviously on steroids aren't on steroids
Seems legitimate.
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>>221201500
Desu the books work that way too and he's thinking about retirement due to old age at the start of the third book when he's like 35.
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>>221193304
I forgot this nigga was already balding in CR. They should have put a system on him like Sean.
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>>221201500
craig era is all fucked up, that's the least of the problems
while we're still heterosexually discussing bodies, i'll add it's funny that craig's already a bit deflated from CR in QOS.
>>221201851
CR is also the only movie i like his hair in. he already completely turned into a slav by skyfall
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>>221193304
>you must look roided to be strong
said by someone who has never experienced old man strength
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>>221199499
connery was a bodybuilder but was already deflated by dr. no, and he slowly looks worse and worse every movie before becoming fucking fat in diamonds.
lazenby didn't look terrible and was by all accounts a tough aussie guy. all bonds except for craig were 6 foot plus, the only two who really looked a bit lanky were dalton and brosnan
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>>221203426
he cute
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>>221201388
Lazenby looks more Bond-like here than he did in his movie.
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>>221204466
lazenby suffered from having some of the worst wardrobe choices possible in OHMSS, the late 60s businessman haircut didn't help. he actually looked significantly better in the 70s/80s imo
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>>221201388
We need a Bknd that looks like this. Just an aged man taking down brown terrorists and getting pussy 40 years younger than him.
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>>221204650
Say no more, senpai.
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>>221193304
every woman at the time was obsessed with this scene
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>>221204650
>"what if bond on a last job"
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>>221204785
Journos were. They couldn't stop comparing it with that one Halle Berry scene. No real human being cared.
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>>221204785
every woman at the time was obsessed with this scene



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