how many times in real life have you heard anyone say the Distortus Rex was cool or a good idea?
they really ran out of ideas lmao
Retardus Rex
>>221194879I just watched this.I have so many issues with it. So many fucking issues.
oh n-
Why did he do it?
>>221194944lmao
Only thing I found good about the latest movie was that it looked good, like the scenes of the retard rex in the fog/mist were great. That and the thicc trex since the other world movies made the rex look really gaunt and starving
>>221194944>I'm just the director. Why would I understand anything that's in my own film?HACK!
>>221194944>>221195136
>>221195152I don't even remember some tentacle thing in a river
>>221195152its just a tail
>>221195060Yes visually it was nice
>>221194944My guess is not as good as his
>>221194879My girlfriend loves Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general and she thought it was absolutely retarded.
>>221194879Distortus Sex
>>221194879>how many times in real life have you heard anyone say the Distortus Rex was cool or a good idea?Well since they've always been clear that the dinosaurs are genetically engineered animals based on the originals but altered and even enhanced for theme-park appeal, the idea of a completely original monster isn't terrible. The execution was the problem. Just look at that thing, it looks more pitiful and comical than scary. How did that design make it all the way to the final cut?
>>221195524The problem is this is now the third movie where they've done the>what if we made a completely original dinosaur through genetic tamperingconcept and it was already kind of lame the first time they did it.
>>221195582Doesn't help that the designs are mostly shit, and the mutants don't do anything interesting.
>>221194944Is there a webm of this? Is this answer real? I'm very ignorant about anything movie making related but how can this happen in a serious production?
>>221194879He was pretty cool in the movie where he was obscured or in the darkness most of the time.
>>221195596The Indominus Rex from JW is just "what if we made the invisible Carnotaurus boss from the Lost World arcade game but for real" and only exists so they can bring back the original Rex and have it kick its ass at the endThe Indoraptor from Fallen Kingdom was only in the movie for about 10 minutes and did practically nothing.I didn't watch the other two but I assume the Retardo-Rex is just as unimpressive but worse by virtue of looking incredibly stupid.
>>221195716The D-rex is in the movie for about 3 minutes and barely does anything. It's questionable as to why it even exists in the script.
>>221195716She has a name and her name is Rexy. Say her name, chud.
>>221194944>his dinosaur mutant potatoheads don't have size changing powersngmi
This movie was kind of incredible in the sense of "How do you take a movie about an island where the lab with the fucked-up mutant dinosaurs are and make it THIS boring?"Also I can't take the fuck off huge mosasaur seriously once I found out that the real one was nowhere near that size.
>distortus>it changes sizesbravo
>>221194944Holy fuck.
>>221194944>>221195880>>221195907Jurassic Park and Ultraman crossover confirmed!
>>221194879This shit was very obviously created with the intent of selling toys of it to children but honestly, would a child really prefer this bootleg rancor over a toy of a t-rex?
>>221194944This guy has literally never made a single good movie so i have no clue why people expected Rebirth to be good when he was announced as director
>>221195824>It's questionable as to why it even exists in the script.Is it?
>>221195060The new t-rex has a 12/10 design, problem is that it's scenes are fucking dogshit, it can't kill anyone, is unable to bite through an inflatable raft despite having the strongest bite of any animal ever with massive fucking thick teeth and is foiled by two rocks that it could've just stepped over
>>221194944I only saw this schlock once and even I did a double take when it was suddenly Kaiju sized. There’s no way this goofball didn’t see that. He’d have to be profoundly mentally subnormal to not notice the continuity problem.
>>221197251A brief look at his filmography should tell you all you need to know about his intellect
Sometimes, there's movies that i know i 99% won't like. I save those until i get high (like 4 times a year max), I watch them and filter out the good and the bad.The great thing about getting high for me, is the short term memory loss is insane, i literally don't remember this movie even though i watched it. Watch i do remember is (bad).Some goods from over the years:KrullHe man Masters of the Universe (the old one)Dungeons and Dragons HAT (despite myself, being a huge racist)Black NarcissusDust Bunny (2025, can't believe no one talks about this wtf)A Cure for WellnessThose new Sonic moviesI'll probably get high again sept-oct (i hate getting high) and this time I'll watch a bunch of those 70s/80s fantasy movies like Krull. I tried Conan but it's like some faggot jew made that movie to spite the creator/writer, didn't like.
>>221195060The World films all feature the original T-rex from Jurassic Park 1993 in addition to whatever other T-Rexes there are. She literally is old, aging, and fucked up. She's like 30 years old in Dominion.
>>221197477Doesn't excuse the fact that it looks fucking hideous (and the anatomy is straight up wrong as well), they should've killed her off and repalced with a younger t-rex already
>>221197477>old arthritic and fucked up>they still have it go 1 on 1 with supermutants and winWorld films are made for people who belong in slavery
>>221197280fair point
>>221197590Well, it was almost certainly her last time on screen. You either have to kill her at that point or go full fan service. As of today, she would be 37 or 38 years old, so she almost certainly, like 99.9% will have had an off-screen death.
>>221197126>>221197184I'm a toy collector and as soon as I saw the design I thought "I have no interest in seeing this movie because it's gonna be shit, but maybe I'll grab the D-Rex as a generic monster for the shelf." I have have still not bothered to buy it because even though Mattel have been really good about pricing toys in the last few years it is still not worth it, and I think the same can be said for everyone else because there are still tons of these fucking things on shelves.
>>221194944This issue wouldn't have happened if they still shot with practical animatronics instead of farming out everything to CGI companies in India.
This stuff is like a collective bad decision, a slow motion trainwreck. It doesn't matter how many people imbue it with life and curiosity as fans, the movie is still a bad idea. It's incredibly shortsighted to keep making new fantasy dinosaurs because of copyright: instead of tapping into the wonder of real dinosaurs, they trade against it like venture capitalists loading a company with debt. People come for dinosaurs and get OC slop. This could've been a timeless franchise, instead it's quickly overstaying its welcome. >but muh toys!Their toy design and manufacturing fucking sucks. The dinosaurs should be the base figure surrounded by endless scifi machinery, guns, bat-planes and bat credit cards. You know, like in the 90s and 80s. Fumbled IP
>>221194879I liked herShe cute
>>221194933Spinosissies...
>>221197852The more I think about it, the more I seeth. We could've had fanbases for every dinosaur like in the old days, but ten times as good because of all the fanservice and different matchups over the course of several movies. Just give the dinosaurs some distinctive marking or behavior the competition can't copy. The stupidity here is mind blowing
>>221195152Best answer is some stupid ass snake because the Jurassic park franchise usually never has retarded tentacle monsters. Then again. The Jurassic park franchise never has stupid ass starwar monster rancors either until now
>>221197722Just have a bigger bull rex come in and kill her, they're cannibals anyway
>>221194933This DLC is so fucking lazy i'm surprised that they managed to get away with a cashgrab of this degree
I don't know a single soul who has seen this movie to discuss it. If I did then the answer would probably be no, that thing looks less like a dinosaur and more like the cloverfield monster with downs syndrome
>>221195614>but how can this happen in a serious production?Maybe because its not a serious production. A serious director pours over story boards and models (look at george lucas inspecting Sleazbaggano sculpt)Edwards just didnt give af
>>221197846>This issue wouldn't have happened if they still shot with practical animatronics instead of farming out everything to CGI companies in IndiaThis. It was an ongoing annoyance throughout the first two Jurassic World flicks. The dinos constantly change size to fill the frame of whatever scene they're in, which makes the whole scene feel like a Roger Rabbit setup with obviously cartoon dinos.
>>221195716>The Indoraptor from Fallen Kingdom was only in the movie for about 10 minutes and did practically nothingI actually love the indo raptor. I love how it trolls people, how it smuggly creeps around corners like a slasher movie villain and there is a curious scene where he smells the little girl and backs away from her. I always assumed this was because of an abandoned plot point about how because the indo raptor and the girl are both clones he instincually wont atack her. I feel like there is a completely different movie intended to be made about ghosts. Haunted houses, clones and mad scientists that the studio exects completely gutted. The haunted house tone of Fallen Kimgdom makes it my favorite of the 4 world movies.
>>221194931yeah i was simply gobsmacked the whole runtime and I bet if I tried to list why I'd barely get through half of the issues the movie has.biggest gripes are early on though>extreme ultra pistol for dinos just bounces off the spino skin>really forced "omg i saw u do a bad" scene>spend a huge amount of time and effort on getting supplies to float on the water>woman dies pushing one onto shore (somehow there are multiple supply crates despite them using every PFD on one crate on the boat)>minutes later they announce "don't bring anything you don't want to carry for days" and this dead woman's good friend unceremoniously drops the shit she died to secure, because the only important object is the tiny case with the macguffin gun
>>221195982wat
>>221194933>*BONK*
>>221195982I assume this is to set up the “there’s something even bigger and scarier behind him” gag
>>221194879my favorite dumb thing about these movies is how every plot is>RICH PEOPLE, ARE LE BAD?>CORPORATIONS, ARE LE BAD?>GENETIC ENGINEERING, IS LE BAD?>THE ENVIRONMENT, IS IN LE TROUBLE?while having budgets of $100+ million. What the fuck are you trying to preach about?
>>221195982Does the rest of this movie also look this bad?
>>221199182it's like 75% dark bullshit night scenes like this but the cgi in that webm looks unfinished
>>221199127>I assume this is to set up the “there’s something even bigger and scarier behind him” gag100% sure they did the "raptors are about to attack, but then they all run away because a bigger dino is coming" gag in one of the other JW movies.
>>221194879it looks like a baby alien just after bursting a chest
I really don't mind it much because it makes sense they're full of failed dinosaurs and mutant monstrosities. It just doesn't make sense they're still alive.
>>221194879They made it look like a downie with that big forehead
>>221199230LIFE,...AH...FINDS A WAY
>>221199259there was one blurb from a designer saying that the intention was to have it look like a beluga whale because it has some kind of underwater sonar ping ability. Also explains the aquatic focus in some parts of the movie that really just kind of go nowhere
>>221194944I have never seen a director spill their spaghetti like this
>>221195283How big is your girlfriend's penis?
>>221199301hollywood has that magic dirt that lefties always chase after. People just show up and set up cameras and chairs and then a movie just happens, they simply record it for us to watch
>>221194944>has the opportunity to work on a Jurassic Park sequel with the original screenwriter>doesn't give a shitWhat a time we live in.
>>221199399isn't it great, living beneath the heel of people who aren't held accountable for fuck-all and haven't been for years and years at this point?
Adding monsters is the only thing that's going to keep the franchise fresh. Sorry purists.
>No Scarlett Growansson I'll never not be pissed at this
Finally pirated this shit last night. Dominion is still the worst because that literally just said "Hey, you want dinosaurs vs. humans? Well fuck you here's locusts", but jesus titty fucking christ this was just as awful as I thought it was>interesting concept of "people are sick of dinosaurs" that goes into the middle of bumfuck nowhere>shoehorned in family plot because it's mandatory for these movies>genetically altered nothing rex number 4 looks like the rancor's retarded cousin>product placement is both the villain and the savior of this flick>baby dino just there to sell toys>redoing shit from the 1993 film again for muh nostalgiaGlad I didn't spend money on it.
>>221199427>monsters all the way downthe dinosaurs in all the movies are engineered monsters and not actual dinosaurs.,
>>221199427>He says as he defends the worst movie in the franchise made exclusively to sell overpriced plastic
The Jurassic Park sequels are the only films where I vehemently despise how they can make easy money. I know normalfags are normalfags but do they seriously enjoy consuming bottom of the barrel writing and acting just because there's a dino rex on screen? Even capeshit doesn't go this low. It's sickening.
>>221197341Why did you think you would dislike Black Narcissus? Also why do you keep getting high even though you don't like it?
>>221199514brother it's not that serious
>>221199432>SAAR!
>>221199514Normalfags are genuinely, unironically not human in a spiritual sense
>>221200277As opposed to you, who spends all day in his mom's back room jerking off and posting racism memes.
>>221200564Go to sleep Koepp. Your scripts suck
>>221195982
>>221194879I feel like only the first jurassic world had cultural impact.
>>221194879>what if we put a hell knight from doom in our movie, but get this...>it's retarded!
>>221194879This design represents the artist's inflated sense of self. Instead of designing a film around real dinosaurs and the wonder of nature, the creature artist inserts himself into the center of the shot.
The tard rex rancor thing is awful, but i'm surprised people aren't also complaining about the LITERAL FUCKING DRAGONS they added in the movie for some reason
>>221199149Finally someone else says it. I feel like I'm shouting in the desert about this shit.And it's never the system itself that is at fault, obviously, only bad actors. Fuck hollywood.
>>221199432I want Scarlett Growansson and the T-rex to fuck, can AI achieve this?
>>221200975Things like these made me realise that these sort of movies are genuinely made for actual fucking retards
>>221194879Man, I just went to go see the T Rex vs. river raft scene from the book and they still fucked it up. Fuck this movie entirely.
how the fuck does the entire electrical/security system of a state of the art research facility that houses dangerous giant mutant dinosaurs get fucked up by a single candy bar wrapper?
The movie was really just a collection of scenes. Just things thrown at the wall thrown by a fagget with a limp wrist
>>221202177You're telling me you didin't like that completely deflated theme park ride devoid of any tension that made the novel scene actually good?
>>221194918It's meta commentary on the franchise.
>>221201758flying raptors are now dragons?
>>221201380Worth noting that the director absolutely LOVES this retarded lanklet hunched over design, so much so that the retardus rex is literally just a copied and pasted MUTO from that awful godzilla movie he did
>>221202396The Mutadons are as well lol.
When will they jump back over the shark the other way and do a movie about dinosaur-human hybrids?
>>221195982>>221199182>>221199195Its a deleted scene>>221199127They're scared of the new toys I mean Mutadons
>>221202396I liked the Mutos and the movie was more boring than outright bad like this one.
>>221195982Why does the super advanced CGI look less convincing than the original movie what the fuck
>>221195982>>221202757This wasn't in the movie, its some weird spliced edited shit since regular raptors don't show up except that one scene were one is eaten by the mutant flying raptor. You can even see some dudes with rifles running with the raptors in the posted webm that weren't in the movie.
>>221197341>Dust BunnyI didn't give this a chance because all the promo material made it look like a Disney family movie
>>221201026People talked about Lost World for the better part of a year... i was there.
>>221203172how many people wondered how malcom had a kid blacker than coal
>>221203297I assumed he was literally me and had a chronic craving for brown sugar.
>>221203346but then she'd be mixed and not some straight out of africa darkness
>>221203385You underestimate how dark Malcolm and I are craving. It started when I was 4 years old, it will never stop.
The trouble with Jurassic Park is that you can only raise the stakes with dinosaurs so many times. A T-Rex is basically the biggest bad you can include, the velociraptors are the smartest and most deadly. What do you do after that? Two t-rexes? That's what JP2 did. JP3 did the spinosaurus which really makes no sense because from what we know it ate fish and there's no reason it would be a step up from the t-rex in any way. That's why they then have to do retarded shit like mutant dinos that are basically just kaijus, and velociraptors that are human-level intelligent. There's only so much mileage in dinos, which is not something that Hollywood or dinofags want to hear.
>>221202396Cheap reused assets. It's like a shitty mobile game.
Who the fuck even named these dumbass things? You're telling me that on this top secret facility they had a local 7 year old to give their prototypes, who were never supposed to be seen by the outside world and the public, retarded middleschool nicknames like "Mutadon" and "Distortus Rex"?
>>221202374They're literally wyverns bro
>>221199230there is actually room for a cool plot point with showing failed experiment creatures that are kept alive for research on the islandthey could be all messed up and pitiful, make you feel bad for them and have some kind of message>>221202396MUTO is cool tho and 2014 is a good movie
>>221202374Real life flying raptors don't look like dragons so yes
>>221199230>"dude they're mutant monstrosities and failed experiments">D-rex is perfectly symmetrical in it's build, magically has shoulders strong enough to allow it's arms to support the full weight of it's literal kaiju sized body despite theropod anatomy completely preventing quadrupedalism of any sort and has absolutely zero coordination problems, also is somehow able to feed it's fuckhuge body despite being too slow to catch anything>Mutadons literally defy gravity with their dainty ass wings with zero muscle definition somehow being able to generate enough lift to allow them to fly, all the while their fuckhuge tail just provides added drag alongside their massive dangling legsHad they been actual malformed freaks that visibly struggle to exist it might've actually been interesting, but i doubt toys of that would sell much
>>221195716>the invisible Carnotaurus boss from the Lost World arcade gameIt's in the book bro
>>221205640New Godzilla flick looking awful.
>>221205659>not a single drop of blood
>>221199535I don't like old movies, as for getting high - I always wanted to watch a heap of old movies but my unhigh mind can't do it. So i use it as a tool. In the moment its actually fine, but the 2-3 day lag in the brain sucks.>>221203110Yeah the promotional stuff would 100% make me not watch it, thanks to the weed lmfao. I would describe it in the same vain as movies like Mousehunt. Kind of absurd. I loved it.
>>221205659how did it get smaller
>>221197142>>221197251>>221199301>>221199399When a director says "out of the smoke came the directs", that means he's just there to film the movie. Everything else is dictated by the studio or producers. He's there to facilitate the studio's wishes.
>>221205640>>221205659Name a more dynamic duo then these two scenes.First its eating a helicopter like a chicken drumstick then it picks up a human like he's the same size as the helicopter
>>221207525>like Mousehuntalright I'll give it a shot tomorrow, got nothing to watch anyway
