>In the final two episodes of Clarkson’s Farm Season 5, Jeremy Clarkson shares some truly devastating personal news.>Jeremy is in his office discussing the farm harvest with Charlie and Kaleb Cooper when he breaks off mid-sentence, leans back in his seat, and quietly reveals the devastating news: “I’ve got cancer.”>A stunned Kaleb asks where. Jeremy replies it’s not something he wants to detail publicly, but he’s known since May after a medical, followed by a biopsy. It’s aggressive but caught early. He hoped to finish the harvest before treatment, but it’s hitting right in the middle.>Kaleb wipes away tears and says: "Look after yourself, you go and do…if you need anything just ring.">Later, with the full team (including Lisa, Charlie and Gerald), he reflects on the tough year: starting with heart issues and ending with this.>In the closing moments, we see him back in a hospital bed: >So we started season five with me in a hospital bed and we are at the end of season five and I’m back in a hospital bed. Some of the treatment has gone awry, let’s say, I'm going to be here for a little while. I'm nil by mouth, i dont know whats going to happen. If this is all successful I’ll see you for season six and if it isn’t I won’t. Take care everyoneNot like this bros...not like this
>>221195045Patient to hospital!
>>221195045Gear lever went up his arse one too many times
>>221195180Can you even call yourself a driver if you never had a gear lever up your arse?
>>221195213I love the fizzing sensation behind my penis that it provides
>>221195045first my nigga dilbertman and now this?fuck man, this sucks
was he a smoker?
>>221195045Jeremy Clarkson is a fascist, racist bigot.
>>221195045>this needed a second threadNo it didn't.
>>221196362Based beyond based
>>221196344Don’t do it, bros.
>>221195045Did he die?
>>221196374biblical
>>221196389The series was filmed in 2024 spoilers, but I think he is going to be just fine.
ON THAT BOMBSHELL
ON THAT TERRIBLE DISSAPOINTMENT
>>221195111top gear was so comfy
>>221195045son of a bitch
>>221196344he has colon cancer
>>221195045Real
>clarkson videos have crept into my recommendations over the last two daysthis is all planned
>>221195045If anyone deserves it it's him desu
>>221196344yes but he only smoked using his ass
>>221195045Why do smoke fags even bother? You are just giving yourself weakness via addiction and an early grave
>>221195045>Prostate cancer survival rates are exceptionally high. The overall 5-year relative survival rate is nearly 98%, and for cases diagnosed early, the survival rate exceeds 99%I wouldn't be too worried
>>221198321the 1-2% is reserved for fat old people who spent their lives drinking and smoking
It's weird how everyone is getting cancer after 2021
>>221198434yeah but at least they didn't get covid
>>221198280Because they're retarded. It relieves stress temporarily, and them massively causes stress so you need to keep smoking to go back to a normal baseline.>>221198434Not really, the elites have been poisoning us for decades. You think plastic is a good thing? You think sugar and seed oils are good?
>>221198485>You think sugar and seed oils are good?These weren't invented in 2020. Besides, even supposed health nuts are getting cancer these days.
>>221195045did he take the vax?
