wtf is this
>>221195326We outside in this swamp cuz fr fr spot me a dime bag holms ong
>>221195326El Ogros de Los FarFarAway
El ogro Americano
>>221195326BRUH LIKE NO CAP WE OGRES FINNA BE DEADASS BUSSIN FR FR
Sopa de Culo Lingua
>>221195326Finally some characters for black kids to relate too
>>221195326Ogres are like onions bussin frfr no cap
>>221195326Average Americans
>>221195326that's me nigga
>>221195326>movie set in medieval time>zoomer haircutREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221195802Shrek 2 had drive-through fast food, the setting has always been a mashup of medieval fantasy and contemporary shit
Can someone post the Shrek daughter ahegao facial shop
Your average Raising Cane's customers
>>221195326It's bussin.
dios mio....
>>221195326Its the end times yet again but this time fr ong no caps
>>221195326The average zoomer couple
>>221195326fucking zoomers
>>221195888Theres a world of difference between blink and you'll miss it gags and characters the audience is going to see and be exposed to for 90 minutes or so.
>>221195326Shreck was always just a Yankee-doodle-dandy rip off of Fungus the Bogeyman.
>>221195326HodgeTwins?
>>221195802It's Shrek you fucking moron.
>>221196116Far Far Away is fucking Malibu
>>221195326It's Fergus and Farkle
They obviously want to make Shrek and his family more race ambiguous
>>221195326>nah cuh aint no way dis diddy ahh donkey ahh unc fink he gon rizz up a dragon gyatt fr fr ong
>>221195326You can tell that they have both have thick cocks
>>221195326
>>221196135What do they have in common besides looking similar?
>>221196162Okay so is it not set in the medieval ages? Do you think Shrek is a cyberpunk film you 14 IQ tardfag?
>>221195326They're making fun of zoomers.
>>221196717i was just thinking of this kek
>>221196151Fuck those maga chuds
>>221195326this is a "I won't be watching this"
>>221196755Far Far Away is fucking hollywood. There's television.Shut up.
>>221196671>You can tell that they have both have thick cocksIn their asses
>>221196116>Shrek>blink and you miss itDid you last watch it when you were eight
>>221196116>forgets about the COPS scene in Shrek 2
>>221197058projection
>>221195965
>>221198646There is a more "complete" version posted to /tv/ multiple times over a year ago. CUM!
>>221196495
>>221195326The average american <25 years old.
>>221198646Why is she ahaegoing in front of her parents?
>>221195985ngl raising canes is fr fire, no cap
>>221195326they look like they can't wait for shrek 67
Dah bih gah
>>221198744
>>221198940Man, Shrek is a huge asshole.
>>221198940And every book is different!
>>221198994nice, I knew that the ones circulating were edits but I had never seen the real pages
>that swamp was lowkey buns ngl>lord farquaad lookin aah
You can say ass, we're all adults here.
>shrek sons are incels>shrek daughter is a slut
>>221198940>>221198994this Shrek ain't love, this Shrek ain't life.
>>221199380t. purse boy
Do all generations hate the next generation's slang as a default or are zoomers just that bad?
That's a zoomer. Have you not gone outside the last 5 years?
>>221195326They're making fun of you again, that's what it is
>>221195326Zoomer ogres
>>221199922both, young people slang is basically made to annoy older people and to not be understood by them, but zoomer slang can be pretty awful, especially when they say shit like "unalive"
>>221199922Millenials are by far the fucking worst. Zoomzooms have some gibberish, but shitlennials attack core of their language to subvert it.
>>221199922>Do all generations hate the next generation's slang as a defaultyesthe oldest gen alphas will now be 16watch zoomers complain about that soon
>>221200095Euphemisms like unalive, grape, and sewer slide are not organic. They were made to dodge censorship algorithms on social media. Zoomers don't realize this and started using the slang in real life.
>>221200302They are fine unless you use them unironically. Words are great. Wordsmithing is fun.
>>221196116You snowflakes are so sensitive. Did the kid's movie trigger you? Want to go cry into your MAGA hat? Bitch.
>>221200345Dont mind him, he just forgot about Shrek 2 and the rest of the franchise.
Shrek fucking sucks, but changing Shrek's design is a bad idea. Shrek largely appeals to autistic men and as Thomas the Engine and Sonic the Hedgehog can attest, changing the design of the character even a little will only result in ree scream fits.
>>221197058The Shrek on the right looks like a guy at my gym. I saw him changing in the locker room and his FLACCID penis looked like a coke bottle just flopping around You can just tell a guy is hung by their faceAnd these two shrek kids are packing SERIOUS meat
>>221196731Reverse image search the pic and you'll answer the question yourself
>>221198965Steig's entire book is "this is a book about the villain" because he knew real kids would love that
>>221200302that's what irks me about them, it's one thing to say something lame because you find it funny or whatever but letting corporate censoring affect how you express yourself even when you're outside the boundaries of said censoring is gay as fuck>>221200338>Wordsmithing is fun.true, although with how bad the literacy rates are getting one might be lead to think that all this fun with words should be done in moderation, or at least we should be making sure that kids learn their language properly before they start breaking it for fun
>>221199922It's both. Zoomers being thoroughly nigged out makes it worse than usual.
>>221195326We are a soulless corporation and we must appeal to the Current Thing TM. Marketing studies show including modern references improves sales by up to 5%.
>>221195326hopefully the ugliness of it will kill these fucking haircuts
