He's finally apologized to the hundreds of millions of fans who were hurt by his careless remark about napping. Emma Watson is surely next right?
i don't blame him. people who take naps are literal monsters.
>>221195429Napping is for lazy people. In fact, sleeping is gay and lame altogether. 7 hours laying down and doing nothing? Get to work, loser.
freeze global bros we fucking won
Having a nap with your gf and then waking up face to face with each other is wonderful.I imagine it is anyway.
>You share a board with people who nap>Have posted with themGives me conniptions.
>>221196937>conniptionsNot a real English word, muttcel.
>>221196942I'm sorry lad I cannot be seen conversing with nappers. I have a reputation to maintain. You understand, or maybe you don't what with all that napping you do.
>>221196974Napping makes you live longer you lying cunt. You know that. You're trying to deceive the posters here so they die early. Probably you're a discord troon raider.
My chad business friend who makes 50% more than I do and works 3 hours a day takes post-lunch naps and basically I’m fucking stupid
>>221195429nap local
>>221195429>Woah, watch out for this one. Crazy guy!
Finally! I was s h o o k when I heard about this just now in this thread, now that this guy has apologized the healing can begin.
>>221195429>Fake tough guy so concerned with what people think of him apologises for throwaway commentWhat a poof.
>>221198245Show the rabbi some respect youngun.
>>221195429age finally hit him, and took his first midday nap.
we won napGODS
>"Nappers could be here," Jon thought. "I hate nappers."
>>221195429burn local
I sleep very lightly and typically struggle to stay asleep for more than maybe 5 hours at a time, and I wake up exhausted, so I absolutely feel the need to take naps. I wish I didn't, but it's that or feeling like shit all the time.
>>221196928It is, and it usually leads to sex.
>>221195429god I wish I could nap. if the sun is up I'm awake. I think I've managed to fall asleep during the twice in my life and both times it was after being up for 24+ hours. I'm always tired in summer.
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>>221195429I sleep something like 10 hours a day when i don't have to wake up but i literally can't nap, either i don't fall asleep and just lay down waiting or i sleep 3 hours and wake up feeling like shit. I don't understand how people can sleep for 1 hour and go back to their day.
>>221195429>>221196903Only protestant goyslaves love to work all day for their jewish employer.Siesta is antisemitic.
I never feel good after a nap. Maybe I’m taking too long of naps, but it’s hard to feel actually rested after the 17 minute meme snooze
Now John Bernthal isn’t the first man you think of when you hear the word ‘apology’.He doesn’t apologize . . . because he doesn’t need to.Except I remember one time.Jon needed a gardener. Needless to say, a lot of fancy firms were chasing that job. But they were all from out of town. Jon didn’t want to know. Eventually he found a local guy. They agreed, this fellow would come over the next morning, nine sharp, and Jon would show him the ropes.I guess the guy was nervous. Who wouldn’t be? A job like that, you don’t want to screw up. So he arrived early. Sat waiting in his car.8:57 precisely, Jon appears. The man’s in his car.Taking a nap.Jon strides over. Raps on the window.The man jerks upright. Can’t get out of that car fast enough.“I don’t trust a man that naps,” Jon says flatly.The fellow turns bright red. Tries to mumble something.Jon’s having none of it. Holds up a palm, cuts him off mid-word.“A man that can’t keep awake, how can you trust him to do anything else?”Nothing to be said. The guy nods, gets back into his car, drives off. His big chanceand he blew it.Except that isn’t the end of the story.Later that day there’s a knock at the man’s door. It’s Jon. Looks him straight in the eye.“I was brusque this morning,” he says. “I apologize. Not napping . . . well, that’s a rule I set for myself. But I can’t expect other people to keep to my standards. The job’s yours, if you want it. You do good work, you keep it real, and we’ll forget this whole thing ever happened. That sound OK to you?”The guy tries to say thanks but he’s too nervous, he just stutters.Jon nods. He understands.And how do I know all this?I was that gardener.Been doing Jon’s gardens twice a week since that day. Going on two years now and I’m proud to say I’ve never napped a minute in all that time.An apology from Big Jon . . . that’s not something a lot of people can lay claim to.
stop sleeping
>>221200703>protestantYou all worship a jew, stop it.
I'm taking a nap right now.
>>221195429I take 3 naps a day it's a based life
>>221195429apologize for being an annoying manlet jew jon boi
>>221196928It’s awful. Sleeping in bed with another person is a meme. Nobody actually enjoys it.
Takes a lot of courage for one to apologize to another. That's why Jon is a Real One. Burn Local.
>>221195429This guy is legitimately tough. I wouldn't want to be caught napping if Mr. Bernthal was nearby. He could physically defeat me in a fight, with almost no effort because of how strong he is.
>>221195429But the Spanish are untrustworthy though.
I DETEST CAPS; HE APOLOGIZED FOR DISSING ON NAPS; WHEN IS GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR WEARING CAPS?
>>221195429I've worked with him and he's an asshole. Also? He's a sportsbro who thinks comics are gay and Punisher fans are dorks but he'll go on the stage at conventions and bullshit them that the fans are awesome.
>>221195429When will he apologize to we who cool global?
>>221202953He's hired to act not like the source material. If he had some opposition to comics he'd stop doing comics shows.
>>221195429Weak, a true local burner would stand by their principles. He's starting to sound like someone who chills national
>>221195429Honestly I think his stance on naps is a product of his PTSD from his time as a Marine Recon Ranger. He saw some really heavy action in GWOT.
>not a single fucking source about the quote in question OR the actual quote
>>221202099Also because you'd be asleep
>>221195429This punk shouldn't have fucked with us.NAPPERS RISE UP!
>>221195429he has napper fatigue
he's a genetically enhanced supersoldier, it's game over for us napcels
>>221196903
>>221201679A girl I met on /soc/ came to spend the weekend with me. She saw my 20 pound weighted blanket and laughed while calling it my 'Tism blanket'.That night I told her to try it and covered her with it. She laughed and said it wouldn't work on her.Literally 2 minutes later and she is dead to the world complete with snoring, drooling and brapping.I could have killed her with a hammer and she wouldn't have woken up.
>>221195429Pictured: John Bernthal spending night, waiting for all the untrustworthy NAPPERS to wake up.
you dont need to nap if you burn local
>>221196987>Napping makes you live longerObjectively untrue. If you sleep 8 hour a day, then in a single month you live 240 hours less than people who don't.
>>221195429Napcel kneels before sleep-maxxed rest-chads. My cortisol levels have never been lower
>>221200424>sleep very lightly and typically struggle to stay asleep for more than maybe 5 hours at a timeYou need a good matress (literally the best investment a person can make in their life) and you need to completely block all sources of light, even light from digital clocks etc.
>>221195429FUCKING NAPPERS
>>221195429NAP NONO
>>221195429that's okay, I don't trust jews so...
Burn global, sleep shortly.
we can't stop winning, sleepyheads
>about to take a nap>see this threadfucking glowies
>>221195429The only good napper is a dead napper
>>221196987Live longer to do what? Be asleep? If you added up all the time your spent napping would it be more than the extra amount of time you lived? Genuine questions.
>>221206204*dirt napper
>>221200793That's crazy i can't believe ive never heard this story before. Jon "Big B" Bernthal truly is a real one
preschool ahh discourse
>>221195429WHAT THE FUCK JON. YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE FUCKING JOB. DON'T APOLOGIZE EVER.FUCK PEOPLE THAT TAKE NAPS. WE SHOULD GENOCIDE THEM
Emma still hasn't apologized? It's been years. What a bitch.
>>221195429Shut up, napper
>"NAPPERS could be here", he thought...
>>221196942>Not a real English wordYou are trying too hard, Sanjay. You will never be White.
>>221195429Global snoozers....we won
>>221202279Is this a bot or something? I've seen various posts larping as retired tripfags in a lot of boards recently now.
>>221200793Solid story, but it's missing the off-hand mention of being real or locally sourced fires
>>221205650Is this how you capture autist gfs? Just chase them around with weighted blankets and snag one up? Idk if I have enough eggs in my fridge to tame one at the moment...
Lemme tell you something bout naps red
>RRRIIIIAAAAAAAGGGGGGG>HOW YOU GONNA PUT EM TO SLEEP RIGG?>HOW YOU GONNA PUT EM TO SLEEP AT BEDTIME IF THEY'RE NAPPIN ALL DAY?>THAT'S ONE LULLABY>THAT'S ANOTHER>THAT'S A GLASS OF WARM MILK>HOW'S HE STILL AWAKE?
Only because he was exposed
>>221210104How did it take this long for this to get posted
>>221210108I wanna bash that ugly thing's skull in with a baseball bat
>>221201679trvkeone of my least favorite parts of having a gf
>>221210123which one
>>221195429>Real One Status: Maintained>Gully: Kept. >Global Freezers on Suicide Watch
>>221203023>If he had some opposition to comics he'd stop doing comics shows.He makes 80k+ for 12 hours over two days at a con.
>>221206252Even still why wouldn't a non-nihilist want it? It elongates the amount of change / progress / the present timeline marching forward one gets to witness / participate in in the world during one's waking hours before leaving it, even if all the additional time is spent napping.
napping is great it's just like a temporary suicide
Jon showing his class and humility once again. This is the embodiment of burning local. Emma, who has been known to freeze around the globe, could never hope to be this real.
i'm sorry, jon. not only did i nap, but i also... froze global again.
>>221210722Yes
I've been Micronapping latelyBasically, every half an hour you sleep for 5 minutes, then are awake and active for 25. This amounts to 25% of your hour being sleeping, which means it's 25% of you day. This, as opposed to 33% of your day you would spend sleeping at night, means that youre actually getting 8% more sleep time AND 8% more awake time. You can be more productive and get better rest at the same time. Obviously this only works if you work from home, like I do, or have a non-standard job. I highly recommend it!
>>221195429Snoozecels won
>>221209065If the name field doesn't say anonymous then I don't even bother reading it. Unless it's ctm !!!fact!!!
>>221210830any more webms like this?
its obvious Disney ordered him to say this so he doesnt alienate the napper audience for spiderman
>>221196914Let's celebrate, improted ice cream is on me guys
ima have some imported ice cubes in my cider to celebrate this
Did /tv/ burn local today?
>>221210123Calm down Mahmoud, have a goat.
>>221211231For every elongation you are also delongifying the amount of time spent present in the current world. Think about it.
>>221195429Dude is a crackhead, the concept of taking naps is foreign to him
>>221206252no retard your body breaks down rapidly when you skip sleep and you lose years of organ longevity, but anyway just keep doing it i'm not going to try and intervene with people doing retarded shit, just be a le go getter! like the San Francisco mayor that died in his fucking 40's kek
>>221195429I found his family's ethno religious hatred of whites more hurtful but anyway, nice that he apologised I suppose.
>>221195429Is this Jon?
>>221213872Im not talking about skipping sleep. If you're napping, its probably because youre skipping sleep.
>>221211688YOU NAPPED FOR 17 HOURS YOU SICK FUCK!!
