>I wish I was more confidentWell that was easy...
>I wish a bunch of hot bitches want my dick>get chased by dogs on fire
>just have confidence and a 7 figure salary
I wish I wish I was a fish
>>221195992OH N-
How can you have confidence if you understand that you are an objective loser? Would the wish make you deluded or make you a chad with reasons to be confident?
>>221195920>makes you overconfident and you die in a stupid way because you thought you could totally jump the gap between two tall buildings or stop an armed robber
>>221196239a confident demon chad with a red cock will posses you just like Nikki got possessed by a socially retarded demon.
>>221195920You get replaced by a demon who is more confident.
>>221196239make you deluded
>>221195920i wish bear will have sex with me.
>>221195920I wish everyone hated jews
>>221195920>I wish I was more confident>become absurdly delusional and stuck in a permanent manic bipolar state.I'd watch it unironically
>>221195920The other guy got a billion free and clear
>>221195992
>>221195920Is it true the zoomie director was inspired to make Obsession when he heard Skee-lo's 90s feel good rap classic "I Wish" on Spotify. >I wish I was a little bit tallar
i wish poo poo pee pee
>I wish I had uhhh uhhh a dollar>One dollar coin is teleported into your brain and paralyses you for the rest of your short life as you collapse to the ground and die of thirst after 3 agonising days>wooow thats so profound it really says so much about his character i cant believe he was such a piece of shit that would be so greedy and immoral to wish for thatWhat a bone chilling, spine curdling concept for a horror movie...
>>221197538in 2006 I would go on my dad's fantasy football forum just to use the off topic section with gimmick threads like 'corrupt a wish' where you'd say a wish and the next poster would find some convoluted way to make it awful like this
>>221197669Did you ever troll your dad?
I have monkey’s paw fatigue
>>221195920>"I wish I could cook better">IMPRISONED in my own mind while a DEMON chef commandeers my body and FORCES me to KILL and eat my own loved ones>"I wish I was a funnier guy">IMPRISONED in my own mind while a DEMON who does stand-up commandeers my body and FORCES me to tell knock knock jokes and also KILLS my loved ones>"I wish I had a sandwich">IMPRISONED in my own mind while a DEMON sandwich artist commandeers my body and FORCES me to make a sandwich and also KILLS my loved ones with a panini press
>>221195920>wishingI remember when this was called "prayer"
>>221195920I wish the genie was gay lol
The difference between brave and stupid is if you get away with it. Confidence makes you both.Wish to be brave, not confident
>>221195920>old timey ad>with a websiteif they wanted to scare kids, they should give them a physical address they have to mail a letter to in order to participate in the ARG.
>>221198133Lmao
>>221198179>Genie fucks every single male friend and family member you have to deathWow good one you selfish chud
>I wish the women I liked were sexually attracted to meBoom! It was that easy
>>221198888now your mom and sister want to fuck you
>>221198888The girl next to him with the flower in her ear went to high school with me. She was a weirdo back then and got teased for being a flat stick. After HS she got a boobajob and joined Dan's whore crew lmao
>>221198888Is he a midget?
>>221195920I wish i was a cute girl
>>221195992SKEELOYOU NEED MONEY
>>221195992Based
>>221199515your voice gets slightly higher but still masculine and you start wearing dresses but your facial hair wont stop growing and you hairline continues to recede.
I wish to never wish.
>>221199515
>>221196239I'm confident and I'm objectively a loser. I've failed with everything I've ever planned to do, but that doesn't really matter. I just go with the flow.
>>221195920>I wish that this wish won't work.>[universe detonates]
>>221196239"objective"? All this shit we believe in is literally made up. One of my room mates is fat short and ugly and he has a gf and I don't. Not to do the meme, but literally just believe whatever you want and people will believe it too
>>221195920I wish human men had evolved to ejaculate exactly one (1) gallon of semen per orgasm, and that human women had evolved to subsist on the nutrients in human semen.
>>221199446And?
>>221195920This is just a monkey's paw, zoomers are so inerudite that Simpson's Halloween episodes is where they inadvertently learn about literary classics
>>221195992I wish for…. BUTTER TOAST
>>221195920>glorified Fairly Oddparents episode with Silent Hill music playing in the background>HOLY KINO ONE GORILLION PERCENT ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
I dunno, I wish like all of humanity was dead and gone myself included. Like we all die immediately LOL.
>>221195992t. Mr. Limpet
>>221199723it’s not a monkey’s paw
>>221197538the point of the movie isn't "be careful what you wish for", it's "you can't control other people's feelings">>221199735Fairly Oddparents is kino, I don't see the issue
>>221199659
>>221195920I wish for a kinder world
>>221199954Why would you want the world to be a kinder egg?
cum
>>221195920>>221196285>>221198133The real question is, what would happen if you wished to be banished to a mind-prison while a demon takes over your body?
>>221195920It's a toss up between wanting to be able to go invisible and being able to alter other women's bodies with my mind, so I could make the ones who like me, taller and thinner, with bigger breasts and the ones who aren't kind to me into chestlet whales.
>>221199691nice
>>221195920yea but then he'd probably act like jeet tards and start jumping from train car to train car then die stupidly
>>221195920I'd wish for superhuman discipline, I have much more important pursuits than some retail roastie
>>221196239It would make you an Indian: an objective loser with confidence
>>221195920>>I wish I was more confident>it didn't work. my new confidence is all down to my own greatness
>>221195920>wish to be more confident>check your mail>it's all addressed to a mr. m. confident
I wish me and my friends were the big bad beetleborgs.
