I was just watching TV and this came on and it's really good. I'm glad they let Aziz out of the doghouse. I always thought he was okay. Anyway, I recommend Good Fortune.
I won't spoil any plot points, but I thought it was a little weird how several female characters remark on how "hot" Keanu is. I kind of looks like a bum for most of the movie, and he's gotta be nearly 60 at this point. I just didn't buy it. Prime Keanu, sure. But if anyone just saw current Keanu dressed like a dishwasher and he's not a movie star, I just don't see him being regarded as so "hot". Anyone with me on this?
>Jew RoganPersuade me otherwise. Why should I tolerate this Jew.
I guess you have to be gay or a woman to understand attractiveness in men. I can see why some men are considered handsome but other ones are kind of a mystery. Keanu never made that much sense to me.
>>221196446No. If you're really one of those retards you can't appreciate anything anyway. I can't imagine what it's like to be one of you. Not only the jew-hating part, but the checking to see who is in movies and then disregarding them because jews are in them. Even if I was racist, I still wouldn't just avoid everything with the race I hated. Imagine being racist and liking sports. Impossible unless you just watch hockey. With entertainment and jews it's just fucking impossible. LOLYou small-minded turd. Pathetic.
>>221196466Calm down and smoke some weed, Seth
>>221196629Please, call me Jew. That's really all everything boils down to for you fucking retards.
>>221196692Go to bed, goy
>>221196400I like Keanu but I'm not watching a movie with that fat kike in it.
>>221196975Your loss. But that's not a reason not to watch it. Maybe you don't like his acting, but you don't not watch things because people are jewish. You'd never have anything to watch. You're really dumb. It's pretty sad that this is what 4chan has become. You faggots got booted off of other sites and made this your home. And now you just spout off about jews nonstop. I don't even believe you believe it.
>>221196999Relax, there are jewish actors I like, Seth Rogen is just a disgusting piece of shit that is also jewish on top of if.
>>221197011I see. You're just a little bit of a hateful cunt. I'm not a big fan of him either but he's really not the focus of the movie. They just gave him top billing to get asses in seats because he's the bigger star and Ansari was effectively canceled until relatively recently. I didn't even know he made a movie until I saw this one. I saw him on SNL recently and assumed he's out of the penalty box. He never deserved all that over what happened. But Rogen is more of a supporting actor and he spends most of the movie suffering. I don't like him but I can admit when he's been good in things. He was good in 40 Year Old Virgin and Take This Waltz and I think a couple of other things. I can't even think of any actor I feel that way about. That I'd refuse to watch something they were in. I don't think like you people at all. I guess I'm just thoughtful and open minded and like to give things a chance.I'm saying I'm a better person than all of you.
>>221196400It was mid and forgettable
>>221196400>Seth RoganHard pass.
>>221197088I'll remember it. Kind of reminds me of the Ricky Gervais lying movie. I guess I got kind of invested in it because I'm worried about someday being in a terrible situation where I don't have a steady job and a home. It's probably not realistic, but I have the same feelings about prison. I'm the type of guy who could conceivably land in prison through some kind of drug or alcohol related accident. And I could end up on the streets for the same reason. I'm sober now but who knows about later.
This website has a real distinct hatred of Seth Rogen. I didn't take that into account before starting this thread. It's more than just the Jewish thing. It's "DUDE WEED" and his weight like he's some morbidly obese lardo. lolI think his laugh is the worst sound in the world and I've actively avoided MOST of his filmography. But it's not really a Seth Rogen movie. It's good IN SPITE OF Seth Rogen being in it. How's that for an endorsement?
It's basically like It's a Wonderful Life meets City of Angels meets Trading Places. Fucking forget about Seth Rogen FFS.
>>221197072Shut the fuck up Seth, nobody likes you
>>221197197That's right, it's me!. I'm actor, director, writer, producer, media mogul Seth Rogen on here on 4chan's /tv/ board promoting my buddy's movie at FOUR A.M. A year after it lost money at the box office. I'm hoping you guys pirate it. And more than that, I just feel of everything I've done, it's the most unappreciated and worthy of my time.Ya got me!!
>>221196400This was absolute dogshit, do not watch it.
>>221197171Who's paying you, you retarded nigger?
>>221197257lol, then why do you have a video of it saved on your computer? >Hey guys, here's a clip of something I hate
>>221197266Same guy who's paying you, Johnny. You post the clips and I talk up the movie. Right on schedule. Thanks for being on time today.
This whole thread will be gone any time actually for completely unrelated reasons.
>>221197267I made a thread about it ages ago. Check the archive.>>221197301Oh my heckin' reddits!
Anyway, Good Fortune is playing on Starz this month and I'm sure you can get it On Demand, on Blu-Ray, and from pirate bay and all those. Soulseek even, what the hell? Ya never know. I thoroughly enjoyed it more than I thought I would. I didn't even take a smoke break until it was over.
>>221197322Wait, you made a thread about how much you DISLIKED the movie? And you downloaded (or possibly captured yourself) a folder full of clips so you could "illustrate" to the community here why they SHOULD NOT watch it?Wow, that's fucked up. I know it's 4chan and all, and you are some pitiful, miserable motherfuckers, but to do all that to promote negativity just seems self-defeating. Why create something to destroy something else?Besides, all publicity is good publicity. If youdidn't fucking spoil the whole movie with your clips the first one would make me want to see it.
>>221197335Go advertise somewhere else, shill.>>221197357Yes, I watched the movie and clipped it while I was watching and ranted about it. You're a fucking tourist, get the fuck out, shaniqua.>promoting negativitykek. Had your period yet?The movie is about a body swap, indian guy with jew, and in the end the jewish guy gets a conscience and body swaps back. There's a virtuous shaniqua in there too. There you go, that's the plot. Oh and Keanu "dogshit" Reeves plays an incompetent angel.
My whole thing lately is just watching movies knowing nothing about them, just going in fresh based on what's coming on the movie channels. Based on title alone. In this age of trailers and clips and leaked scripts, I like to be surprised. I've found some wild movies just on accident. Like I wanted to rewatch Patrick Swayze's 'Next of Kin' recently and I went to pirate it and another movie from 1982 with the same title popped up so I thought, 'why not?'. Wasn't really my cup of tea, but it was an interesting experience I wouldn't have had if I'd watched a trailer for it. You ever just randomly grab any book off the bookshelf and resign yourself to reading it? I do. And it's like that with movies now too.
>>221197378I'm still astounded that something you claim to hate inspired you to spread the word about it after analyzing it and recording clips of it to your hard drive. LOLThe movie really spoke to you. Not in the same way as me, but it did. Art inspires. You were inspired by the art of that movie and you don't even realize it. hahahahaha
>>221197429Getting the really dogshit ones out of the way is a good thing. I still regret the 30 minutes I lost on this movie (I marathoned it at 3x)>>221197450>I'm stillstopped reading there
>>221197479No one watches movies at a higher rate of speed. That's fucking senseless no-attention-span zoomer bullshit. Fuck you for even joking that you didn't finish the movie.
>>221196400>ansari>rogani like keanu but not sure i can suffer through the other two for a whole flick
>>221196400I'm not giving that fat kike my money
>>221198080I know you're a fresh fucking newfag. Unironically kys.
>>221198115feel bad for Keanu having to film with them
>>221198144How would you give him money? He didn't produce it so he gains nothing even if you paid to watch it.
>>221198159Also they do not admit single men to the KinoPlex. And also it's penis measuring day outside when you're rejected. Mandatory.1.5 billion have been busted. I've been on this site longer than you've had pubes. If you got your pubes in 2012. Because I came here in 2011. You leave.
>>221198190>having toYes, he was contractually obligated to suffer through Jeet Stench and Jewness. He's just like you!! He hates who you hate!
>>221198247You still reek of cancer, nigger.
>>221198269calm down sperg, pop some meds
>>221197171His cartoon Christmas show was a big insult to the goyim and made people notice
>I have to work with WHO??? Fuck! I just wanna spam /pol/ all day with my Aryan brothers. No, I'm not like a quarter Korean or something, I'm totally white, dude!
>>2211983008 Crazy Nights?
>>221198247>2011newfag
>>221198312santa inc. 8 crazy nights is adam sandler and is pretty good, for a movie about hannukah
I can't tell if the OP is an annoying redditor, trolling or an AI
>>221198358D., none of the above.
>>221198304I think he's part eskimo. He is Canadian.
>>221196400nothing with Seth Rogan is "really good".there was a ham fisted demoralization message in there that you clearly missed; something anti-White and anti-Christian.
>>221196466>You small-minded turd. Pathetic.Are jews equal to goyim?
>>221196400>A pajeet, a guy who can't act and an unfunny jewNo thanks, I'm good
>>221198500Go fuck yourself, schizo. Pray to your faggy lord while actually rejecting the message of tolerance of your 'Christ'. You fucking nutjobs make me sick. Why can't we just discuss movies? When did this become fucking SFW /pol/? Jews jews jews. You people are here for your fucked up conspiracy theories of the world more than you're here for fucking film or television. You think it's all related. "Liberals and leftists and nepos and jews and WOKENESS, Boo Hoo!!!"Fucking ruing everything with that sad shit. You're all fucking bitter incels and you hate your lives. No one with any joy in their life spends their time online spreading disinformation with one and and slapping a fucking BIBLE with the other. Fuck you.
>>221198514>>221198538>jewsRent free.
>>221198579>not payingtypical
Also, I watched the movie. Rogen's character is NOT a Jew. There's no Jew shit or Hindu shit or religious shit of any kind. A "shaman" at a drug retreat is the closest you get. Unless you count the angels shit, but that's really more fantasy than anything and doesn't mention Jesus.
>>221198500>you clearly missedYou're the only one who sees that shit. Read the probably dozens of reviews and I'm 100% sure that none of them will allude to any "anti-White anti-Christian" sentiments. But you see them hidden in there and you think everyone else does too. That's so fucked up. Not that you're so stupid and crazy, but that you assume we all are. I guess you live in a bubble here online. 4chan is the only place in the world, internet or otherwise where I've seen any antisemitism firsthand at all. It's something you hear about on the news once in a while. I don't know anyone who hates jews or thinks there's anything suspicious or bad about them. Not a one. And yet on this website you'd think I'm in the minority. But I'm not. I'm just not afraid to disagree. The lurkers are all with me. We hate nazis and think jews are just regular people like any other white Americans.
It's me, the many readers who don't post but are with me, and like 3 trolls pretending to hate jews. So "edgy" of you. Kids having a laugh. I know you're all going to watch Good Fortune if you aren't already fans.
>>221198664What kind of autistic sperg are you that you think everyone has to go watch this shitty movie because you say so
>>221198691I have really great taste and I think I've made a case for seeing it if you can ignore all the off-topic jew shit about co-star Rogen. People care about my opinions. How can you not tell? I write with authority because I'm used to people paying attention and doing what I suggest. I'm a leader.
>>221198702I can smell the reddit on you
>>221198691I'm a movie critic for my small town alternative newspaper. No joke.
>>221198606kek.>>221198647yeah and I'm getting more people to see the same subversion
>>221198716I've never once had a reddit account or posted to it. I've only read things on there a few times and really only see anything from there on this website and see you people bitching about it. People often tell me to "go back". Why? because I DON'T hate jews? How fucking weird of me. I really don't belong here do I?Sorry, I'm a card-carrying pass user for the last 15 years. You fuckers sprang up around me the last decade. I was here first. I'm older and wiser than all of you fucking bigoted cunts.
>>221198749No you aren't. You can't even point to anything specific. There's no fucking "subversion". If you're really seeing anything or you really think those "wily Jews" are "sneaking" things into scripts, trying to affect society with hidden propaganda or whatever you nuts believe, well, you're nuts. Sorry to break it to you. Condolences on all that. We'll be waiting for you back in reality should you choose to actually learn something you didn't get from Nazi social media or wherever you get your "information".Fucking piece of shit.
>>221198751You need to go back
>>221198778 Back to /b/? No, it sucks now. I'll stay here. This is my house and there are more of me than there are of you.
>>221198774Can you just shut the fuck up and kill yourself already? Holy shit you are an annoying cunt
>>221198787You need to be beaten to death
>>221198791This is my thread and you're welcome to fuck off whenever. You clearly can't match wits with me. You're crazy and ignorant. A dangerous mix. Go back to /pol/ where your bigotry is championed. This is a blue board.
>>221198774yeah can you stop being a moralizing faggot on 4chan?
>>221198804You really need to be killed
>>221198804no it's clear you're pushing your kike metapolitics on us in the form of "Seth Rogan".buy and ad / fuck off
>>221198806Stop being exclusive and critical of minorities and especially the Jewish people. They have been through enough. Whatever you think about "israel", fucking Hollywood actors are just white Americans like me who are good lefties. Fuck you if you can't love everyone. >>221198825Cary Grant was Jewish, you fucking retard.
>>221198269He publicly supported Graham Hancock so he's a confirmed Nazi incel chud conspiracy theorist schizo.
You do know the guy in your GIF is Cary Grant, right? Of course you don't. You're a twentysomething virgin incel little bitch.
>>221198850>Cary Grant was Jewish, you fucking retard.great so you outed yourself.also that's sad to hear about Archibald Leach if it were true.if he were a jew, i'd be like finding he was born with a metaphysical disability that leads people to be evil.
>>221198865I guarantee no woman is touching your autistic ass
>evillol, yes, every jewish person is "evil". That's a thing that people are. Because they "eat babies" and drink blood at ritual sacrifices while they control the world through subtle things in movies that you don't notice but make you open to sick evil shit like interracial marriage and gay weddings and shit. It's in there. And it's evil. That's what jews do. They can somehow make money off of this and make others into their slaves. It's their endgame. That's why Hitler was such a good dude. He recognized it and tried to stop them. But now they're in your schools. They're on TV. They're coming for YOUR kids!!!You actually believe that don't you? LOL
>>221198907>metaphysical disability that leads people to be evil.Judaism produces Jewish Behavior.Where's the lie?
>>221198883Yeah, not for the last 8 months. It's been a dry spell. Certainly mixing it up with the dregs of society online here isn't doing my brain any favors. But I know I'm right and I'm mopping the floor with you little fags, so what the hell.
>>221198907Why do jews suck infant penises?
>>221198911You're just writing nonsense words now. You're in your own crazy little world. Have a good day.
>>221198917Yes, and space lazers too. They also shapeshift! And they control the economy!lolol
>>221198924If you knew who I really were, you'd listen good and repent. Time is near.
>>221198931https://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/health/new-york-neonatal-herpes
Anyway, back to the MOVIE. It's called Good Fortune. I recommend you watch it. It's on Starz and probably available elsewhere if you're poor and don't have the cable package.
>>221198576I know Jews have a host of mental illnesses because of all the inbreeding, but you wouldn't believe how thankful I am that you're all cowards otherwise you could be incredibly dangerous.
>>221198958Just because you're ignorant about the overall abhorrent practices of Jews doesn't mean the rest of the world is. Or you're Jewish and deflecting
>>221196400>aziz ansariso glad he beat the allegations and is BACK. fuck that babe.net anonymous cunt.
Kind of fitting the turn this thread took. The movie is about changing places with someone different and learning to see their perspective and gain humility and appreciate what you have and give back. Every single one of you assholes and naysayers and haters needs to learn that. You could learn it while having a laugh and maybe shedding a tear watching Good Fortune.
>>221198984Finally, someone with a brain joins the thread.
>>221198987Address this >>221198955
>>221196428He's lean and has good hair, both go a long way.
>>221196428 Looks like a bum with straggly patchy facial hair and long greasy hair
Good Fortune has a runtime of 97 minutes and was both written AND directed by Ansari. His directorial debut. I remember he had that TV show with Eric from Tim and Eric a while back. It started off funny but kind of got a big head about it towards the end I remember.
>>221199017So about those baby penis sucking Jews
This movie was a breath hot air out of my nose a few time experience. Nothing in it was particularly funny. Nothing very interesting happened. It was just something I watched.Calling it really good is overly generous.
>>221196400Looks like absolute shit, and 2/3rds of the poster have the worst unfunny jeet and jew comedians of all time. Hard pass.
>>221199008Yeah! And his beard gives his face a real 'skull' look. He looks okay in the John Wick movies but in this he really looks his age. That's okay, movie stars should embrace that more instead of trying to look young forever, but it didn't check out that they kept calling him 'hot'.The girl saying she was going to go sit on his face seemed a bit much. A 60 year old dishwasher who smells like tacos and is tripping on mushrooms might have a cool mystic vibe, but not where women half his age are wetting themselves over it.
>>221199049Yeah man, those Jews sure do suck on that baby penis
>>221199039One guy samefagging saying he doesn't want to watch the movie for racial/religious reasons. One troll and me and another guy. Odd.
>>221197322>no, save it, I'm gonna go homeI always hate this forced trope when characters could easily talk things out but they don't just to generate drama
>>221199080Address the baby sucking Jew in the room
>>221199032Maybe it was the weed but I really got into it. Had some cringe moments but few movies are perfect. I felt for people with less than me. It made me want to be extra nice and tip extra well when interacting with some kind of task person or wage worker. They have it tough. I'm grateful that I'm comfortable and have had so many advantages. And yet I could still lose it all if I make the wrong choices. Something could turn my life upside down. It made me reflect on my own life and the fragility of everything. And then I also thought that maybe it took being cancelled and a decade in the shadows for Aziz to write something like that. Not that he was some snobby rich dick and lost it all, but maybe he couldn't have written it without having hit career bottom and being adrift for so long. I was proud that he got back on his feet and that his buddy Rogen (again, I'm not a fan of his) helped him by being in his movie. The whole comeback was the feelgood part as much as the movie itself. It's funny when he makes fun of that fucking buffoon Kash Patel on SNL too.
>>221199310I agree, someone should make a movie about how Jews suck on baby penises
I was going to watch it until I saw rogen. I've seen almost every Keanu movie except the last two. Rogen and Hill each had a role in one of them so I decided not to.
>>221199345I don't believe that. People don't think like that. You made it up. You're not really a Keanu Completist if you would ever actually miss one for such a stupid fucking reason.
>>221199345How did you watch Constantine? Didn't you know Shia is Jewish? I guess you must have missed that one for the same reason. A man must have standards. And for some it's jew-free movies.
>>221199310>supposed "oldfag">doesn't know announcing reports is against the rulesYou make it so easy to tell that you don't belong
>>221199386Just because I dislike two specific jews doesn't mean I dislike all jews. Stop being weird.
>>221199391>against the rulesLOL, this whole thread and all of my posts have been made through a proxy and I'm surprised it still stands. Sad that without the jew argument (that I'm the sole cause of by daring to NOT hate them) this thread would have just sunk. It's never about movies anymore. Just stupid social war and conspiracy nonsense. I fucking hate this place the last decade. But you know what they say. Here forever. It's just such an uphill battle I rarely bother sparring with you fucking dimbulbs. I may as well be a charter member. You probably don't even know who Moot is.
>>221199450But how do you feel about Jews sucking on the newly circumcised penises of infants and transmitting venereal diseases
Just for the record I hated that whole string of movies with Rogen and Franco and their whole "gang". Just not my kind of humor. This movie was cool though. You're making it all about Rogen when it's really not.
>>221199469I think some archaic religious rituals probably are better left behind. But I don't see how that applies to Hollywood actors. Most of them are atheists from what I gather. Yet it's so important to YOU. You must educate and remind everyone that they're jews because of whatever beliefs you have as if those beliefs relate to fucking actors. Nutjob.
As if Rogen walks around in a wool overcoat with his yarmulke and fucking curls and a big jew beard. Rubbing his hands and stacking mattresses in tunnels and space lasers!!
>>221199504>most of Hollywood actors are atheistYou poor sweet naive boy
>>221199527If you say so. You see Larry going to temple in Curb and yet he doesn't believe in god. It's like networking if they go at all. In fact I think they had tickets and it was a once a year event. You're fucking ignorant and you point the finger at me. If these people had any adherence to religious beliefs they wouldn't be so 'evil'. You just contradict yourself with your half baked ideas.
>>221199559Do... Do you think television and movies are real?
>>221199576I believe actors and comedians when they say in interviews that they're atheists or non-religious. Wouldn't someone with true faith also want to "spread the gospel" if they had a TV show and not make fun of the entire notion of religion? Why are you stuttering? Who types stuttering? Fucking fool. But yeah, I'm sure Larry wrote a whole season about finding out he's not jewish and then dying and going to christian heaven and then coming back to life because he's secretly a bible-thumping conservative!!! LOLOLOL
>>221199613Your autism is showing again. Larry David is ethnically and culturally Jewish. You make the mistake of believing that religion is some far removed aspect of life when it isn't. Belief in God doesn't dictate one's cultural and familial upbringing and therefore their own actions. The saddest part is that you're probably in your mid 40s and still dumber than a 12 year old
It's like with you trolls it's your whole agenda to keep diverting the conversation back to arguing about jews. Making me somehow defend something insane that you believe about them. Anything but the movie you haven't seen because you won't watch it because,,, and now we're back on jews again.>>221199652>ethnically and culturallyAnd you're trying to tie those things YOU claim he is to the religion he doesn't practice. See? It's your fucked up "pilled" perspective from years of reading bullshit hatespeech and disinformation. You act like it's common knowledge but you do realize the rest of the world laughs at people like you. But really they don't know you exist. You're a lone voice on a sewer forum with other fucking retards. And me, trying to educate you. I'll bet you "don't trust" Wikipedia. You operate from completely different "facts" than the majority world the rest of us live in.----Well, it's been fun, but sooner or later the janitor is going to find whatever "trace evidence" that's left behind when posting from a middle site, and he will delete like 80% of everything I've posted including this thread. This has just gone in circles and I know I'm right and I know you're wrong and I think YOU know you're wrong and you're just being edgy ebcause it's 4chan.Good day to you miserable incel idiots. Really, keep this shit on /pol/ where it belongs.
>>221199696Bye faggot, kill yourself
>>221196428>I kind of looks like a bum for most of the movieNice slip up, Keanu. Always knew you posted here.
>>221196400I won't watch anything with that cunt Seth Rogen in it.
>>221198907>lol, yes, every jewish person is "evil". That's a thing that people are. Because they "eat babies" and drink blood at ritual sacrifices while they control the world through subtle things in movies that you don't notice but make you open to sick evil shit like interracial marriage and gay weddings and shit. It's in there. And it's evil. That's what jews do. They can somehow make money off of this and make others into their slaves. It's their endgame. That's why Hitler was such a good dude. He recognized it and tried to stop them. But now they're in your schools. They're on TV. They're coming for YOUR kids!!!
>>221197257Is it true that at a Hollywood party Seth Rogen tried to shit on Tropic Thunder by calling it racist and a black woman at the party told him to shut the fuck up?
op isnt a jew lolhe is indianthats why he likes it because the indian guy is a "chad"also>jew roganlollmao even
>>221200237Hope so, Tropic Thunder has more humour in 1 second than in all his movies combined.
>>221198647Crazy good bait, haven't seen one this good in a long time
>>221196400
I liked the movie
>>221196466>No. If you're really one of those retardsBy "those retards" do you mean people with taste, brains, standards, or just goys?
>>221198647Kek I love these little jew melties that they're losing control. No one falls for your tricks anymore.
>>221196466hey man the link is https://www.reddit.com