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has there ever been a bigger movie shitpost?
>>221197375you know the fucking rule, anon
BUT.. isn't "Betty" a womans name?
I have massively regret never growing up with this. I loved the stupid ass thumb movies also made by Steve Oedenirk so it would have been right up my alley.
knock knock whos there?your but that's about to be kicked!
>Isn't Betty a woman's name>I'm bleeding, making me the victorCan't be made today
>>221197457if you got an ass, i'll kick it!
>your days are over, mister!
HE SPENDS HIS DAYS ON TOP OF A WATERFALL, SWINGING A CHAIN!
>mouths for a solid 10 secondsNo
encharitoNACHO BURRITO
>>221197502i look and sound like this
OPENYOURMOUTH
Ventriloquists, huh?
I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non dairy.
First, a joke.What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?My ass
>>221197375Kiiiino
MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS
>>221197375>THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!>that'll be 5 bucks baby, you want fries with that?
>>221197375Hmm, my finger points!
>>221198754>HE JUST LEFT>...>WITH NUTS
mmmmmmm your clothes are red
NEODA NA NAAAASPORIN
>>221199425Taco BellTaco BellProduct placement with Taco Bell
Master Pain, it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town, especially that man you just hit... welcome.
>>221198266>angrily shouting>calm voice: "I implore you to reconsider"
I'm coming.
>>221197446>Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
>ventriloquists, huh?
>>221197375>the best kung fu movie makes fun of the kung fu genreThe white male lead makes it a masterpiece.
woosh
SHIRT RIPPAH!
and then... he killed the dog
THATS A LOTTA NUTS!!!
>>221199863
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
>>221198677
>>221199602Hmm.. okay
i swing a bit more
>>221199828Holy shit this thread is better than expected. Usually it's a bunch of psyop fighting. Then there's this piece of work. Fuckin killed me, man. >_< lmao
Anyone here enjoy the sequel?
Schwaaaeeehhhh!
>>221199425its right there in the big bloody spot
>>221200170I swing a bit less
>>221197446Who are you ruler of, the large dark nipple people?
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?A dead Brazillian girl!
CHOSEN ONE!!
>>221200038ENOUGH
>>221200503they look like pastries
ok guess its me this time.>so on he walked>and sometimes, drove>and occasionally partied with the wild animals
AHCHICKEN GO CLUCK CLUCKCOW GO MOOPIGGY GO OINK OINKHOW ABOUT YOU?GOT TO BE AN ANIMALJUST LIKE YOU
Tell meif you seea radio shack
>>221198266I think the line was “I don’t know”
>>221198754This is easily one of the 10 funniest moments in film history
>>221202457Agreed. Acutally, maybe this>>221199407
OURSEXUALPREFERENCES
wimp lo is infinitely quotable between me and my stupid friend. every time we play video games is always "i am bleeding, making me the victor" or "leap that wall, if you're so great"
ONEOF USIS WEARINGA PUSH-UP BRA
>TACO BELL>TACO BELL>PRODUCT PLACEMENT FOR TACO BELL>ENCHIRITO>NACHO BURRITO
we can all agree the cow fight was the weakest part, right?
>>221203677yes, too long and it dates the movie
>>221203095AREOUROWNBUSINESS
>>221199828I SPANKED YOU AS A BABY, AND I'LL SPANK YOU NOW, BITCH.