Why are there no movies about soccer?
It's for fags
>>221198651shaolin soccerbros?? our response?
she's the man
>>221198651Mean machineGoal
>>221198651Why would they make movies about a poverty sport?
I mean, it is pride month
>>221198690Now she is :(
>>221198651Erm actually
>>221198705kek, there probably more money in it than both the ngl and nba combined
>>221198712I saw this twice in the threaters.
>>221198799nfl*
>>221198651>hasnt seen Ladybugsgrim
>>221198712That paki girl is today in her 50s.
>>221198651the damned unitedmike bassett england managershaolin soccerfever pitch
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>>221198651>Damned United>Not kino
>>221198712>the soccer girls are not dykesfake and not gay
>>221199005>lesbians existingGet a load of this goy
This world cup and this year in general has made me hate muttoids more than ever. I genuinely want to see them tortured and killed.
>>221199067Good morning
>>221199078Buenos dias senorrrrr >>221198667No wonder the United sharts of turdmerica is hosting it
Pissi Cuckittini
Uhhh
>>221199067>>221199091What's with the angry brown seething about America?
>>221199136forgot poster
>not a foul
>>221199139kino. Was this suicide or just thirdie retardation?
>>221199005Women in soccer generally aren't dykes. Sure you average about one or two per team, but if you stick to American football then you'll see a ton of attractive girls in uniform. It's the perfect balance because it's not as blatantly fugly as the WNBA, but it's not as blatantly whorish as volleyball.
Seeing a bunch of brownoids kicking a ball around is not particularly cinematic, plus it's a very gay looking sport which is why most soccer movies are about women or children
>>221199181Looks like a series of unfortunate events more than anything.
>>221198651because the players are already paid to act
>>221198712Remember when an Indian family in Britain was seen as a quaint exotic novelty?
>>221199181he forgot to move his left leg, weird how often that happens to people who get paid obscene amounts to move their legs
>>221199181clearly not on purpose
>>221198651It has no natural rhythm for dramatic moments, most sports don’t. It's also full of diving prima donna cowards. Fortunately there is still the greatest sport that provides all the kino ever needed both in movies and irl: baseball.
>>221199181Riggi Riggitini!
>>221198651Victory (1981)Goal! (2005)
>>221198651because only poor people care about povertyball
>>221198799>the rest of the world has to collectively compete with an American sportchecks out
>>221198651pissi cuckitini
>>221199206>>221199005>>221198712they are but aren't. they do dyke up like crazy but they're not dykes in actuality, because that cannot exist. they're all just straight with extra steps. they cannot actually have sex, and as disgusting as it, faggots have sodomy at least, so there's no sexuality there. even that ugly australian dyke was caught with a man. they cannot live without pleasing men, especially with their fame opening doors to a lot of men.
>another rigged world cup
>>221198651Absolute kino
>>221199470Don't forget about the hockey kino.
>>221199181riggi cuckitini
>>221198705it's not niggerball though
>>221198651>FIFA World Cup>Formerly a true celebration of diversity, as nations across the globe were represented by their respective races with different styles of play>Now every team is full of nogs and mutts playing Pepball>Even Japan has a ngubu goalkeeper now
>>221199222as opposed to apehoop or niggercollide
are you such a sad, sad man that you've never seen Shaolin Soccer?
>>221200771why don't the richest nations just buy the best players
>>221199140>this mutt thinks americunts are whitelol lmao
>>221199005this
>>221199181lmao did he not even get a yellow for this
Green Street Hooligans
>>221200805for the world cup you need to be a citizen of the country you are playing for so it's not that simple, but otherwise that's exactly what soccer clubs do which is why players like Ronaldo ended up getting contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars
>>221199470Baseball is maybe the dullest sport there is. It's nothing but a shallow reason for mutts to drink beer, watch commercials and sing say can you see. Truly an epitome of American way of life if there ever was, and that's why it's so often depicted by Hollywood.
>>221200805just look at any of the oil-baron countries fielding a team in international competition
>>221199005the best female soccer player wasn't a dyke, and was bullied by all the dykes of the rival teams, and her own teamates until she quit because no one was on her side.this really pisses me off, as my misogynny isn't this intense, i need to learn how to hate women this much.
>>221200783I noticed you didnt bring up hockey or baseball
>>221198712I remember how insanely astroturfed this was in America and was glad it bombed here. They really tried hard to make David Beckham a thing here
>>221199107>>221200109>>221200220O TWAIN
>>221198651Shaolin soccer nigga
>>221200957that's just what french people look like now
>>221200981hockey and baseball are 6 million % more gay than footballHockey is a bunch of fairies on ice skates smashing into each other while baseball is soooooo boring.
>>221199067Same but for jealous third worlders
>>221201061He already said muttoids. Don't have to repeat yourself
>>221198667Fags and poors.
>>221198846Just reaching her prime
>>221200771How do you know he wasn't born in Japan??
>>221201056no need to use so many words to say you got pleb filtered
>>221198651soccer is for the gays
>>221198651the addition of referee view cameras is cringe
>>221200093There is no competition THOUGH, but cope as you must
>>221198651Out of all the sportsball nonsense, soccer is by far the most boring one, freaking golf is more exciting than soccer.
>>221199181Argenfifa
whenever a muttoid tells me they find football boring, I immediately assume they're braindead and their opinion isn't worth anything
>>221200981those are nowhere near as popular as the 2 I mentioned
>>221199181>To resolve this issue we will bring the matter before the King of All Soccer>...>King Messi, what is your judgement?>...>The king has decreed: no foul
>>221199181do succcer players learn to scream and cry after falling near someone to make the fall more serious?
>>221201374their idea of entertaining is massive blacks running around
>>221201389Yes and normal people have shit opinions, which is why soccer is so popular globally.
>>221201374whenever a yuroid thinks about america, which is very often, they must seethe about it publicly.
>>221201340correct, the US already won
>>221201402given the size of the fields and the number of players it was always hard for referees to see things clearly so if someone tripped you but you immediately got up because you weren't hurt the foul would not be noticed, so players learned to exaggerate the gravity of their fall and to stay on the ground so that the referee would take notice of it and give a penalty. Of course this has quickly lead to the toxic behaviour of simulating fouls, which still exists despite all the modern cameras because having the referees stop the game and check the video every 2 minute would be boring as fuck I guess.The funny thing is that calcio fiorentino is one of the progenitors of soccer but in that one people straight up get into fist fights, look up a match it's pretty funny
>>221198651>"no thanks to the plane many of us are still...ALIVE"
>>221198651because its boring
>>221201404I don't know how you can look at many of these teams and come to the conclusion that's exclusive to Americans.
>>221201579even Japan's soccer team has a nigger on it lol
>>221198712>>221198803I missed it on release in theaters but saw it first on dvd at home. Just caught it on the big screen this last weekend. Keira is ridiculously hot in it and surprisingly good at the soccer bits too. She's also quite bouncy in the chest department, impossible to believe but she's got actual boobs in this (especially noticeable in the clubbing scene in Germany).
>>221199246where are the dsls?
>>221201331Hank loves football now, chuddie
>>221201854hank moar liek WANK amirite lel
>>221201331Football was invented by edgy Mayan chads. White people invented gay shit like baseball or bigger shit like american football and basketball
>>221201927this is more of a dodgeball-like game
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>>221198667PUTA PENDEJO
Victory (1981) Pelé, Michael Caine and StalloneMARADONA by Asif KapadiaUnderdogs (2013)Air Bud 3 World Pup (2000)The Big Green (1995)and so on
>>221201402yestheoretically there is a sanction for faking it.But I never seen it happen. Even when they got caught on camera faking it, the referee reviewing the fault, and the guy is like throwing himself on the ground, holding his forehead after only getting an elbow in his shoulder. Everybody just shrug it off, like it's not simply an antigame movesome teams are impossible to play because of thatwhat a fucking gay sport
>>221198651Because it's called Football and not soccer
>>221199206>He hasn't seen the autismo chart
>>221202035>theoretically there is a sanction for faking it.no, not theorerically, there's a sanction for it and it's a yellow card, and it happens.>Everybody just shrug it off, like it's not simply an antigame moveNo, no they don't, players like Nerman get targeted on purpose for faking fouls, in the sense of "next time I'll try to break your foot so you don't have to fake it"He got a vertebrae broken iirc after diving two times against the same nigga in a WC, also in that Argentina final for the Copa America he got fouled at least 3 times by everyone on the pitch, except the keeper.
Football is the sport with the coolest media: coolest movie, coolest anime, coolest games, etc. Also, which team would win, Team Shaolin or Team Inazuma?
>>221202288I watched Shaolin Soccer again a few days ago, still holds up really well.The part where the girl goes for a makeover with a tranny beautician and looks absolutely mental afterwards had me in stitches.
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>>221201278names?
>>221201252No need to come out as a queer.
>>221198651>big climactic ending game>ends in 0-0 tieThe average score per fame at the World Cup is 2.
>>221202168>He got a vertebrae broken iircoh right, that was a good day
>>221202624I don't even like soccer but I never got this need to see numbers go up every two minutes
>>221198651La pena máxima (2001) is pretty okay. Reminded me of Uncut Gems.
>>221202926Based knower.I still cannot believe Sandra Reyes passed away recently. Cancer's a bitch.
>>221198667Acting is for fags x100.What's your point?
>>221202468stable diffusion, midjourney and dall-e
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>>221201697That body is fucking peak
>>221198712>yuri :(>yuri, but with white people :O
>>221202743Not him, and I generally agree with you. Like basketball they score so often it’s basically meaningless until the last 5 minutes or so most games. But soccer is the other extreme. When a game ends 0-0 you really feel like you wasted 2 hours of your life. Not even complete blowouts make me feel quite like that in other sports.
>>221198651FRAUD STATUS???
soccer is anti-kino
RONALDO COULDN'T EVEN BEAT THE CONGO LMAO
>>221198680came here to post this, OP is a faggot
>>221201491Stop motion negroes with more ad breaks than time played isn't very entertaining though
>>221203716Pisstiano cucknaldo
>>221198651WRONG
>>221203657It is. Low rise jeans were still in fashion and Keira looks fantastic in those, but the athletic scenes I think are even hotter.
