What the fuck Markiplier.
Cant believe this aired in the cinema. Felt like a shitty youtube horror shorts
>>221198884i enjoyed it.
>>221198884"An ignorant god sees a sliver of our universe"So basically some cosmic higher being decides to watch us and accidentally caused everything to happen... What a piece of shit
>>221198884So did he do'd a barrel roll to escape giant fish?
>>221198884Kinda dumb that they cant have the flash button next to every other fucking button. I assume thats part of the game mechanic?
>>221199406Imagine thinking that one line, from a literal chimera talking into someones brain, both of whom are going batshit crazy, is the exact explanation of what happened in the universe. You sir are literally too retarded for kino.
>>221198884ah, alan smithee
>>221200225Yes and no. The game has no reason for it other than to disorient you because the game creator is a hack, but the movie reason is that the camera is positioned on the front and it's a radiation gun so you're safest inside the sub and a distance away from the source when activiting it.
>>22119888412 Monkeys did the whole "violent prisoner in near-future is forcefully recruited into mission to save humanity" much better
>>221199406he just wanted some frens
High concept, low execution
>>221200640Let's here a film you think is high concept high execution so we can all laugh.
>>221198884It’s shit like the source material.
>>221198884Ending is so dark and vague that nobody had any fucking clue what was happening until the VFX behind-the-scenes video took place, revealing that Mark merges with a seed to become a gigantic tree which obliterates the submarine and eel/monster.
>>221200730Tree of Life
>>221200730tenet
>>221200730MementoBatman BeginsThe Dark KnightThe PrestigeInceptionThe Dark Knight RisesInterstellar DunkirkTeneTOppenheimerOdyssey
>>221200730LOLA, the time travel movie where the Nazis win WW2
>>221201064umm where the FUCK do I upvote???
>>221200300The line wouldn't be there if it didn't mean something, dialogue isn't included for no reason. An ignorant God seeing only a sliver explains why only a sliver is apparently left/observable
>>221201335Let him be, he doesn’t know about cosmic horror.
>>221200300In the absence of any other explanation that's the rational takeaway.
>>221201335>>221201363Nice samefag, retard. You're acting like this is so common for cosmic horror and then saying it's retarded because it's cosmic horror. Once again, proving my point, too stupid for kino. It's a piece of a much larger whole that you're not interested in discussing. You literally just want to score points on a movie you've never seen. Kill yourself faggot.
>>221200752TBF the source material is literally just one-off indie horror game.
>>221198884Boring ass movie and about an hour too long. I understand that it wouldn't have gotten made without Markiplier pushing it but also if anybody else had starred it I think about 7 people worldwide would have seen it.
>>221201393You seem pretty upset about some made up assertions
>>221200730You may not like it, but that's literally what Prometheus was. Today that would be DUNC.
Absolute dogshit. Embarrassing.
I thought it was great but I watch a lot of low-budget scifi so my bar might be excessively low
>>221199406I'm so done with Lovecraft shit.>Tentacle monster gods>The sea>Space >Guy going insane for coming in contact with tentacle monster gods>Cults around tentacle monster gods>Hallucinations Move on already, Lord almighty...
Should have just released it for free on Youtube. There was zero reason for this to be in theaters.
>>221198884I don't mind it being essentially a C-movie. But if you are going to make a 2-hour movie with a solo actor in a room, the actor has to have at least some notion of acting skills and the room has to look a bit more interesting that the inside of a cardboard box. Add on top of that, plot/dialogue that is esoteric and cryptic as fuck, and you have a very bad movie.
