Yeah Baby!
>>221198970It's gonna suck
>>221198978Suck you up
>revive old loved ip>has a bunch of racist and sexist jokes that the fanbase loves>inject a bunch of millennial writing and lefty ideology into it>remove all the things the fanbase loved>it fails because it alienates the original fanbase>blame the audienceTale as old as time.
>>221198970Austin Powers is now as old as he would have been in the 1990s.
>>221198970It’s going to be animated
>>221199014Do you know what Austin Powers is or do you just repeat the same thing over and over like a robot?
>>221199014Mike got redpilled by the Kanye incident. He won't let his movie get butchered.
>>221199014Nothing particularly racist in the Austin Powers movies. Sexist? The joke is always on Austin and he's usually called out or people just eye-roll his constant horniness. In reality, he's a romantic who loves and fawns over his love interests. Tbe humor is either silly or maybe scatalogical, but not sexist or racist. Have you ever seen these movies?
>>221198970>>221198978Needs to have parts set in the 1980s
>>221199014Yeah who can forget all those racist and sexist jokes...such as....
>>221198970There's just nothing really fun to parody or spoof about the newer James Bond films. It worked when it was poking fun at the older Connery and Moore movies because they were kinda goofy anyway.
>>221199134Its hard to parody something that became a clown show itself. James Bond is dead.
>>221199101They could probably do a good joke about gender identity to play on the "that's a man" bit and everyone telling Austin that the person identifies as a woman and is quite friendly.
>>221198970Mike Myers is too fat right now. he better be working out like crazy otherwise nobody will believe that he's a sex symbol
>>221199014>bunch of racist and sexist jokesis this type of retard disease contagious?
>>221199154It was always a play on the Moore/Connery-era Bond and its abject stupidity and silliness. They never really got beyond that era. You could never make a Dalton/Brosnan/Craig Austin Powers simply because they are too serious, too broody, too modern and everything. Bond has always to an extent been a reflection of all other action movies, and Austin Powers simply isn't the guy needed to parody modern action tropes.
>>221199060so obvious it's the same faggot going into every new thread and posting absolute gibberish
>>221198970The last thread's posts aren't appearing in plebs' search resultsIshn't that vierd?
>>221198970>>221199014>>221199101I bet they'll make his love interest a tranny so he can act like a horny pig and it'll still be woke.
it will be woke
>>221198970Just do a Dr. Evil's solo movie. It's what i want.
>all these (you)s>but there aren't any offensive jokes by modern standards!This could never be done today.https://youtu.be/Zq9H3uCpl48?si=0y6t5j1NkwvyN7Qg
I don't really if everyone's too old, the main issue is verne being dead. He basically carried the third movie.
>>221199354I already said it here >>221199156, it's a pretty easy joke to do a double check on with how political correctness has changed.
>>221199066>the Kanye incidentWhich one?
>>221199377Fat bastard would also be unacceptable today. Which is a shame because they could do a whole bit of him taking ozempic and being skinny now.
>>221199405Giving Seth Green work seems unacceptable today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHHT5iUeV8g
It's just speculation after that Verizon commerical aired
>austin, who couldn't control himself because a guy had a weird mole on his face>trying to navigate a world of trannies
>>221199640>That's not your mother! SHE'S A AMAB, BABY!
>>2211989781st movie = hilarious2nd movie = ok3rd movie = crap4th movie = ?
>>221199878Profit
>>221198970Just saw an advertisement for idk what featuring dr evil and Seth green. I am honestly deathly afraid they'll make another. The kid in me wants it, but the adult in me knows it's going to be a disaster. You apparently aren't allowed to do that comedy these days.
>>221198970The time between a new Austin powers film and the original one is now longer than the time Austin was frozen in the 60s and thawed out for his first movie
>>221199878>3rd movie = crapThis guy is a racist and only hates the third movie because the female lead is Beyonce.
>>221199014Austin Powers is incredibly woke though.
>>221199981Yeah, imagine how bad it will be when it's 2026 levels of woke.
>>221198970>clerks 3>happy gilmore 3>bill and ted 3>beatlejuice 2yeah its gonna suck. sequels done this long after never work
>>221199066This is delusional. Mike Myers is the defining liberal cuck from the late 80s/early 90s cast by far. He's really the only one.Austin Powers 4 will be made for messaging purposes.Reminder that Dr Evil was Mike's stolen Dana Carvey impression of Lorne Michaels and that Chris Farley was going to be Shrek before he died. Mike Myers has never been good, just lucky.
>>221199014>has a bunch of racist and sexist jokes that the fanbase lovesHe wasn't even willing to bang a drunk chick which is the most unrealistic thing a British man from his era could do. He's very tame and nice to people.
>b-but it's the current year
>>221198970It’s gonna be Happy Gilmore 2 nostalgia slop and reused jokes and probably Mini Me is dead because Vern died.
>>221199250Why are right-wingers so obsessed with trannies?
>Verne Troyer is deadpass
>>221200036>oh no. i hope i dont accidentally fall for a woman who is a man. that would be teeeerrible. oh no. trannies everywhere. i just... i just hate them... so much
>>221200036you're a tranny
>>221199156>you may not be not passing yet but you're still groovy, baby !i can see it
>>221200036>Why are people hostile towards predatory shapeshifting frauds?watch The Thing
>>221200152I'm a middle-aged white man
>>221199250>IT'S A MAN, MAN
>>221199167nah he should go all the way and play fat bastard without a fatsuit
>>221199354I always wonder how they find these actresses to play the joke of "You look horrendous"How do they feel?Also my whole life I misremember the line as>That's not a woman, that's a man, man!even though I know that's not right. I still say it sometimes, I think it's funnier. Carry on
>>221199615Colin Quinn would've been better anyway, shame about ... whatever happened there
>>221199066He later said that he agrees with Kanye and that he was caught off gaurd. They're bringing it back just to rape it and make it woke. No IP is safe. They hate you and wont stop until they destroy every little thing you've ever enjoyed.
>>221199959Even if you were allowed to do that kind of comedy, Austin Powers would be like 70. What's the point? How could that possibly be good?
>>221199878I thought 3 was pretty good. The jokes about the dad were good and everyone doing double takes at Scott as he degenerates into Doctor Evil
>>221200106pimozide.
I don't think I've seen the third one and they all suck
UGH EIGHT AH BAYBEH
>>221199969>This guy is a racist and only hates the third movie becausemissed opportunity at a Dutch joke
>>221198978probably, but I would still be happy if it gets made.>>221199878The second is just as good as the first, and Goldmember wasn't that bad
>>2211989703 was awful. It's gonna suck
>>221199014>Inject a lot of millennial women writers
>>221200298Goldmember was the worst because it was just all the jokes from the first two films but made extra zany. The first two Powers movies are kino though.
>>221199635He lost all his money on crypto? Why is he doing commercials in character?
>>221199014/thread
why did my mom take me to see the love guru
>>221200525Humiliation Ritual. It's hapenning to all actors who played popular characters from the 80's-00s. Also very uncanny seeing characters from your childhood aged up 30 years.
>>221200717>Humiliation RitualAren't people supposed to have shame in order to be humiliated?
>>221200186>predatory shapeshifting fraudsI dunno but they sure are obsessed with Transsexuals
>>221199405>Fat bastard would also be unacceptable today.Everyone loves Fat Bastard without him the Austin Powers franchise would have been dead. Also have Batista become the next Mini-me.
>>221199405>Fat bastard would also be unacceptable today.Errrm I was told that "comedy was legal again," remember?
>>221198970I remember hearing this like 20 years ago and it never materialized
>>221199014Ready for a maga coded villain that even dr evil thinks is too evil? Ready for every side character outside of the core cast to be a black female or indian with quippy millennial dialogue? Ready for le pronouns and genders to be very gently poked at while ultimately the message is pronouns and genders are normal? Ready for repeat gags we’ve seen in all 3 movies that they’ll try to pass off has homages? Ready for the press tour when Mike Myers says that Austin is bisexual and it creates a media frenzy from right wing grifters like Nerdrotic and geeks and gamers?
>>221201025Ready for the right-wing victimhood complex? Oh wait it's already here lol
Shagadelic!
>>221201042>we're going to insult you to your face and if you notice that means you have a "complex"i hate you dishonest rats so much
>>221201117You're not a victim, it's your own fault that you're a social pariah now, hope this helps :)
>>221199125Bad take
>>221200862that fat fuck wishes he could shapeshift
>>221201337The guy who will say anything to get elected?
>>221199066No he didn't, he had no problem coming up to Canada to help shill for the Liberal Party again last year which is the only time we seem to hear from him. He drinks nothing but the kool-aid.
>>221201407Canadian right-wingers are even more pathetic than American ones
>>221199878Shagged Me and Goldmember are pretty much even. Still not in the same league as the original.
>>221198970I was very interested in Scott becoming the new Dr. Evil, 4 could have been interesting. But this is WAY too late! Mini Me is dead and the actors are overly old now. It could only work as an animated movie.
just give the people what they wantthe people want Biodome 2
>>221202163you have terrible ideas
>>221202185Can't believe that guy produced Justin Bieber's wife
Austin Powers wasn't just based on James Bond. It was also based on the TV show 'Jason King', a spin-off of 'Department S'. One look at the costumes should make that completely obvious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4V2nZBYvnM&t=58
>>221198970How would you frame it? Austin and Doc team up? Reveal they both got frozen after 3rd movie?
Frau Farbissina is pure sexo and I’m sick and tired of /tv/ pretending she isn’t.
Where is he thinking about this?
>>221199635That was pretty cool
>>221199405they already did the weight loss bit
>>221204794>although my neck does look like a vagina
>>221198970I distinctly remember hearing on the radio about Austin Powers 4 being announced and getting hyped about it in fucking 2003 no lie when is this shit coming out
>>221200015Mike need to stop being an asshole and repair his relationship with Dana Carvey. Dana would be great in an Austin Powers movie and he deserves the payday for Mike stealing Dana's Lorne impression.t. Dana Carvey
>>221204861Why would you be hyped for another sequel when Goldmember completely sucked?
>>221199396So...... Mike Myers heils hitler too?
>>221200939We do not need another Mini Me. That joke was played out by the third movie.
>One three hour and fifteen minute video of a man using a Swedish-made penis pump to reach climax while browsing Pomni rule 34...identified by the reflection off the monitor at the 58 minute mark as...Anon.
>>221198970So why did they cancel this dude's carreer?One bad movie and some other rumors, but i never heard if any of those rumers were confirmed.
>>221199167Austin would be a lot older now, so it would make sense for him to be fat and out of shape.
>>221199014Head canon braindead chudtard trying to pretend his childhood kinos are secretly based.
>>221205136He's an asshole. Once his movies started flopping nobody wanted to work with him.
>>221205136Apparently Mike is an asshole and horrible to work with.
>>221198970More like “old man powers” amirite?
>>221198970I see, so the president will finally meet his demands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u0mNvPN3ik
>>221205188>>221205192Yeah, but i also remember in a older thread that this was just claims by a bunch of jews because mike said some "antisemetic" things, and that's why they burned him. Is there actuall proof of this out of mouth of somebody who isnt a jew?
>>221199101Sexy women is sexist now chud, try to keep up.
>>221199066Qrd? Don’t follow celebrity gossip in that era Becuase I was in a major you actully have to study for.
>>221205065Everyone in SNL had a Lorne impression. Dan Akroyd has one in the 70s. Half the fucking skits are impressions. Myers came up with the whole dr evil character. Dana is just a little bitch because he though he deserved more credit (and cash) for Wayne’s World. And l like Dana ... he’s a really funny guy … but it really is sour grapes that his own films never hit.
>>221205136>>221205192He has been known to to be an ass on set since Wayne’s world 1. Times changed, he didn’t. One bad movie is enough when no one wants to give you any favors. He only got away with it while he printed money,
>>221205326All hero’s eventually need to sacrifice their sidekick
>>221198978Nah. Mike's a White guy who will demand final cut or no deal. I expect it to be very good.
>>221205326It's still weird that Mike didn't throw Dana a bone and at least give him a cameo in one of the AP movies.
anyone else jack off as a kid to alotta fagina tits in the hot tub scene?? i was an absolute degenerate at age 10
>>221205423> absolute degenerate at age 10And what are you now, at age 40? A pious monk?
>>221205387Dana’s a ham and screen hog. Austin power’s supporting cast basically have to be straight men for Mike’s over the top schtick. It’s also why myers is a better actor: he played Wayne relatively low key and relatable. Carey is alway wacky and weird … which is great in small sketch doses .. but can’t carry a move and gets kind of irritating after a while (eg Master of Disguise)
The third one sucked but only because of the villain, goldfinger was ass. Edit the movie without him and it was great.
>>221198970How is this even going to work? The whole premise of the first three was that the even though the 60s were a decade of groovy free spiritedness and the 90s were a decade of boring corporate bullshit, there were still some things that had gotten better. Is there anything in the west that's gotten better in the last 30 years?
Mike if you're reading thisAP4 will NOT BE WOKE
>>221205669Beyoncé wasn't very good either. Partially due to writing, partially due to her acting. Blaxploitation had lots of possibility and the movie didn't realize any of it.
>>221205669It also repeated 4/5s of the jokes beat by beat
>>221205840>Beyoncé wasn't very good either.She did fine it just they could have done her character well.
>>221205192its kind of inseparable from certain creative types like this. the same personality that enables him to come up with something like austin powers and play 3-4 different roles in the same film is the same thing that makes him a pain in the ass to get along with cause he has to have his way for his vision to work. and of course when his way doesn't land, it fails spectacularly (The Love Guru)
>>221205136Quite frankly, he deserved to lose his career after crapping out such an uninspired piece of shit concept like the Love Guru.
>>221199211>You could never make a Dalton/Brosnan/Craig Austin Powers simply because they are too serious, too broody, too modern and everything.Something with the tone and vibe of an 'Airplane!' or 'Wet Hot American Summer' or 'Medical Police' could work fine. Just make it absolutely po-faced while laying on ever more absurd elements (maybe just a hair beyond what would appear in a real spy-fi thriller). Heck I'd even say that 'The Killer' with Fassbender is pretty close to this already.
>>221205669counterpoint, I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLD
They should recast Powers, and then have a running gag of Seth Green as Scott being the only one to recognize it's not the same guy.
>>221199101>Nothing particularly racist in the Austin Powers movies.And? Since when has that STOPPED leftyfucks from bitching & whining about it supposedly being that anyway?
>>221199066.
>>221198970I bet Daniel Craig will be in it.
>>221200036>>221200106>Democrats turn themselves into the official "Tranny Party">Rightwingers dare bring this up>"omg you're LE OBSESSED"It's projection on your part. You like the delusion that everyone, including your haters, secretly wants to fuck you, because you're deranged, perverted freaks.
>>221201337And your fat ass wishes your side could legitimately win an Election.
>>221201442There's nothing more pathetic than a leftwinger though. Especially white leftwinger. I mean...holy shit, how do you even get to that point?
>>221199066You can give a canuck more money than god, but they're all still infected with the liberal mind virus
>>221206551I LOATHE Daniel Craig.
>>221205840>>221205969They really should've made the whole movie a blaxploitation parody. Either get rid of Goldmember entirely or make him more into a typical blaxploitation villain. They only spend like 10 minutes in the 70s before bringing Foxxy to the present and nothing is really said about her being a woman out of her time.
Wowee zowee! Another ancient franchise being wheelchaired out because (((hollywood))) can't fucking make anything new!
>>221206551they should replace him with a black guylike mid movie just wheel him off and put in a black guy to read his lines very unenthusiastically
What's the point? Is it going to shit on the Craig era? Austin Powers trying to act darker and grittier but totally failing might be funny but I know they'll fuck it up.
>>221198970I feel like they were already beating a dead horse by Gold member. This is just a humiliation ritual to put you in your place
She's a woman if she says she's a woman, baby.
>>221206613some of us just ate just decent people who believe minorities have equal rights? like wtf
>>221198970Can't wait for Austin to turn to the screen and apologize for his transmisogyny. Men are women too baby!
>>221198970he's just not as cute as he used to be in those movies, so unless he's going for perverted old man idk how this would realistically work
>>221198978Oh behave
>>221200014Beetlejuice 2 would be much better if you had some goblina daughter to watch it with.
>>221199066Mike is not just acting in this, he is guarding the lore!
>>221207588>who believe minorities have equal rightsThey already have those. You instead believe minorities should have more rights than Whites. If you're White, that makes you inexplicably pathetic & cucked.
Austin Powers gets raped by Pakis
the trump jokes will be amazing
>>221199014Damn saying millennial writing always riles up several retards lmaoIts just a phrase anyway nobody cares who wrote it its writing that is in the style of people in the new millennium and can be written by anyone. Its just that specific millennial tone maybe Gen X was just trying to write young.Also its to the point where ANY joke is hated like if you make any form of joke whatsoever in a movie its worse than a nude scene for some people.
>>221208663millennials have paper thin skin
>>221207483> OMG! THEY ARE BRINGING BACK THING!> THING COMES OUT.> THING IS LAME NOW...Apathy.
>>221199125Well, there was the Fat Bastard.
>>221199014
>>221200036I'm not a right winger. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy that sexualizing real women is considered EBIL and an act of violence, but at the same time shoving naked trannies down our eyesockets is considered stunning and brave and empowering. Personally I'm gay and I like masculine men. Meanwhile every movie and tv show has women and now men that look like starved bogged succubi clown demons and it's annoying.
