It was okay. Not particularly scary or deep. I don't understand the hype.
>>221199961k
>>221199980Digits please.
>>221200033Nice. Glad my wish wasn't monkey's pawed.
>>221200044Nice>>221200033Nice
>>221200033>>221200044
>Wish for money>Gets the girl and has moneyWhat a tard.
>>221200226>wish for skill>get money>get girlDid you not listen to my self help incel podcast?
Broooooo IT WAS LOW BUDGET AND MADE ALOT OF MONEY!!!!!!
>>221199961This movie happen to come out at the right time and also got lucky with memes. If this came out 5 years ago. It most likely would've been ignored. Zoomers don't really watch movies so seeing something like this is like high art for them.
>>221200033>>221200044It did... ALL your posts for forever will be dubs and no one will take your responses seriously #OBSESSED
>>221200336Let's check that theory. Shall we?
>>221199961I wish I had a qt latina gf obsessed with me
>>221200248Fuck off, Sam.
>>221200393>Poops on your rug
>>221199961This movie sucks because the whole plot hinges on the point that the main guy has to be this beta characture.
>>221200248>wish for wisdom>get money>get 700 wives>get 300 concubines
>>221200033>>221200044Impressive . Very nice
>>221199961What's her onlyfans?
I'm already tired of seeing this whore's face every day
She's fucking hot
>>221199961>Not particularly scary or deep.Virgin
>>221200248>>221200226>>221200506This is why in video games, intelligence and wisdom are two different stats.
>>221200431QRD?
>>221201580It’s mainly for different types of spell casters(healer vs dps).
>>221199961>Not particularly scary or deepyea dude it's none of that at all or trying to be, it's just a fun romp that starts fairly quickly and just escalates in to some neat violence
>>221201796A horror movie that's not scary is a bad horror movie.
>>221199961Why even admit to falling for a tv meme?
>>221202079maybe you're just a pussy
>>221199961That chin could cut glass.
>>221202132No, it's just a bad horror movie.
>>221199961Gen Z pretending they can make great movies
>>221201796I'm noticing this more with 'horror' movies where they aren't trying to be overly scary but because they have some scary bit, they're lumped in. It's like how video games have a bunch of 'horror' games that are really just action games with a horror skin.
>>221199961INCEL
>>221202549>>221202650>I'm noticing this more with 'horror' movies...You mean like horror without jump scares or a monster is something new? Is Rosemarys Baby scary? The Omen? Is Ready or Not horro? Is You're Next? What is horror to you? Jump Scares and monsters? When does something cross the line from thriller to horror? Sci-fi to horror/sci-fi? If your girlfriend starting self mutilating in front of you - because of you it would be a horrific experience. Stop being so pendantic
>>221203342This is not a philosophical debate, man. The whole point of a horror movie is to be scary. If not, then it's not even a horror movie; it's just a drama. You can be scary in a lot of different ways, and this movie fails at all of them. That's why it's a bad horror film. There will be people that want this to be the horror film of the year when I can pull ten direct-to-video horror films more deserving out of a fucking hat.
>>221203554>This is not a philosophical debate, man. The whole point of a horror movie is to be scary.That's like, just your opinion man, this shit's been around way too fucking long for retards like you to gatekeep what it 'means' to be horror
>>221199961It's several tried and true concepts in one. Wish gone wrong. Beta Male in love with the hot girl. Beta Male gets hot girl but she abuses him.
>>221203721Dude, read. I'm not gatekeeping shit, and I'm not even saying it's not horror; I'm saying it's bad horror. You're calling me retarded and can't even process the fucking critique. It can call itself whatever the fuck it wants to, but that won't stop it from failing at the essential nature of this genre. They made a horror movie that's not scary, spooky, creepy, or unsettling. They failed. Nobody is honestly even disputing this. People are praising the drama, not the scary parts, because there are none. This is a horror movie for the kind of bitch that thinks vampires should sparkle like glitter.
>>221203907>If not, then it's not even a horror movie...again, even just this movie: If your girlfriend starting self mutilating in front of you - because of you - it would be a horrific experience, also the ultraviolence, her being creepy as fuck in the shadows, if it's not gatekeeping it's a shit opinion
>>221200431man it really tied the room together
>>221200982she's getting Hollywood jobs, she doesn't have one yet
>>221203944Yes, anon, we already have a term for this kind of movie. It's called urban fantasy. Twilight had the class to call itself that because they knew vampires and blood do not make it a horror film.
Indes fucking hot
>>221204208>It's called urban fantasyhow you could possibly conflate twilight and obsession is beyond me, feels like you are grasping at straws to talk shit but have at it you, the only person calling obsession urban fantasy
>>221204469Because the lot calling this movie special are not exactly critical thinkers.
>>221199961It was low budget and made by a youtuber! It broke new ground!
>>221199961Oh really anon? Some woman horror slop wasn't deep? I bet you think five nights at freddy's isn't deep either
>>221199961The market is so oversaturated with capeshit that any even remotely original story feels fresh.
Here’s a question for everyone..would you have just rolled with it?
>>221200044>>221200033FUCKIN QUEERS
>>221199961Everything else that has been released in the past few years has been pure fucking garbage, so this okay movie is a masterpiece by comparison. It's a bit refreshing
It's popular because it perfectly captures the ultimate horror for young women - having to be in a relationship with a beta loser
>>221205211Seems reasonable. Bear does seem like the type of guy that watches Marvel movies and owns a Switch.
>>221205243>>221205211I feel like if they do another scary movie, they're going to go to town with this shit.
>>221199961>gets the girl of his dreams to love himAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE
>>221205287This movie is basically scary movie already because it's so ridiculous. Just punch her in the face
