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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>221202868
It leaked?
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It will make 800 million at box office, deal with it chuds
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how the fuck do you go from making the dark knight trilogy, inception, interstellar and oppenheimer, to this? is it unironically early dementia?
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>>221202868
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>>221202868
OH LAWD DEM RANGZ
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>>221202919
you're too cynical. evil shouldn't triumph.
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>>221202868
Most masculine Democrat
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>>221202935
He's trying to prove a point
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>>221202919
800 million minus 1
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>>221202935
Nolan doesn't when the producers take charge of some aspects of his movies, same happens with Riddley Scott. That's why their movies are very well made but at the same time soulless and full of shit.
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>>221202935
They’re all under their control
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>>221202868
WHAT WAS NOLAN THINKING? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>221202868
>when the healthy masculinity hits
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>>221203042
Minus 2

I am Chudda
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>>221202935
he was probably forced by the producers retard. you think he pays with his own money to make these movies?
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>>221202868
What’s the issue exactly? Or are you just seething because you’re afraid of trans people?
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this will be the unintentionally funniest movie since the room
elliot fucking page as achilles i’m crying
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>>221202868
hopefully with ellen putting herself in the spotlight again it'll reignite the hatred towards trannies and lead to their demise
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wtf is this? That's not even youtube cosplay quality. This looks like an angry dyke named Gail trying to be an actor.
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>>221202868
ellen looks horrific. what the fuck has she done to herself. she must wake up every day and regret the whole thing, surely.
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>>221202935
>how the fuck do you go from making mid-to-trash movies to this utter garbage?
I don't know, doesn't seem like such a leap?
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>>221202935
I'm telling myself that he really just is putting the production value over the cast and was just doing casting. These people, as concessions to the producers, I mean, I do still think it's cool that he's filming in all these exotic locations.In imax
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>>221203126
this what happens when a women tries to live life as a man
they cannot bear the burden, it crushes them
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>>221202868
The old fucks in the back look like they just got a look at the face that launched 1000 ships.
Achilles looks like he just got captured and the Trojan medics asked him about his groin wound
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>>221203042
>>221203075
movie tickets don't cost $1
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>>221203190
maybe he will actually buy a ticket but include a counterfeit $1 bill while paying
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>>221202868
>The Odyssey
>Space man Elon gets a cameo
Bravo Nolan!
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>>221203047
>doesn't care
Anyway, he's the type of autistic fuck that cares about some aspects of filmmaking but simply doesn't understand/care about the rest, ie. directing his actors.
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Formerly known as Ellen Page actress would literally do a good job as any Walter Koenig role
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>>221202868
when that scene came up I literally 360ed out of the theater and when that other scene came up I did the same
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>>221202868
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>>221202868
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>Helen of Troy was daughter of the Greek god Zeus and Queen Leda of Sparta
She's too black to be half-negro, was Leda of Sparta also black then? Is Zeus Black here?
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>>221202935
it's not profit driven it's mandatory from the cannibals that run the industry
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>>221202868
KEK
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>>221203009
Nice to see them getting along.
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>>221202868
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>>221203319
All da gods on olympus wuz black, krakkka.
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>>221203276
Kek that's good
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>>221203360
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>>221203228
In that case the kinoplex would tank the loss instead of passing it along to the producers
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>>221203391
I watched the pic shitty tv-show the other day and when he was there he was identical to actual ellen page, so ellen should try to get into the next reboot of Start Trek as Chejov and they may even do it (Yet Paramount now is chud central after firing the Star Trek guys so they don't need woke points now). Ellen needs a new agent.
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>>221203276
Holy Kek
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>>221202935
This might just be cope, and Nolan really is just another Hollywood elitist douche with a mentality and worldview no different than all the other liberal anti-white/anti-male douches there. But still, considering the current state of Hollywood, there is a very good chance that it's literally impossible to make a big-budget movie like this without diverse casting and cucking parts of the story like he did. A big budget production of one of the most seminal and historical works of western art? With an all-white cast? When even LOTR and video game adaptations are mangled to push their political agenda? There is a real chance he actually didn't have a choice.
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>>221202868
The sail plan I filed with the oracles lists me, my myrmidons, dr helen here, but only one of you!
First one to talk gets to stay on my odissey!
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>>221203482
He's still paying the bomb it was Dunkirk (He had to make Tenet nigger-friendly). I guess because this was really high budget he had to add nigger bonus points to it as you mention.
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>>221203190
Not a ticket but there's still a $1 movie bin out there, somewhere still.
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>>221202935
https://www.oscars.org/awards/representation-and-inclusion-standards
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>>221202868
>>221202868
Looks like a napoleon hat
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>>221203276
>No Kepten, I do not have a wagina
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>>221203319
She's also Penelope's cousin
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>>221202868
>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen
>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney
>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria
>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success
>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft
>Black helen of troy
Wokeness has won
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>>221202935
Most of those movies are bad actually. I don't know what you're trying to say.
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>Helen
>The Odyssey
Does she seriously have more than 2 minutes of screen time? She barely exists in the poem.
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>>221203562
>when you squeeze mayo out your pseudopenis with your synthetic prostate pouch but xhe still suckin
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>>221203546
>meeting TWO out of FOUR of the standards
>STANDARD A: ON-SCREEN REPRESENTATION
he doesn't have to pick standard a. he could have an all-white cast and still be eligible by employing a bunch of nogs and trannies behind the camera, which is what the other three standards are about.
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>>221202919
Yeah most of us know it will do fine, but what will be its cultural impact? Probably nothing and then be quickly forgotten.
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>>221202935
Humiliation ritual
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>>221202935
It's in the perfect continuation of the mediocre movies he made in the past?
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>>221203042
Based Chuddha
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>>221203360
its HER penis you bigot
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>>221203009
make them kiss
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>>221203112
umm that's a straight man anon
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>>221202868
look
im just not gonna watch it
i know... ugh.. i know
its just that, im not gonna watch it!
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>>221203360
jej
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>>221203112
>This looks like an angry dyke named Gail trying to be an actor.
Xer name is Elliot, chud.
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>>221202868
new leak or what?
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>>221202935
The reason hollywood does this is because people like you are racist. The will continue to social conditioning until you racists are bred out of existence. If you guys werent such racist assholes they wouldnt be doing this all the time. Something to think about
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>>221203016
>OH LAWD DEM SHIPZ
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>>221203042
minus 3
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>>221203951
I will. You just know this is gonna be peak entertainment albeit for different reasons than Nolan intended
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>>221203987
One small problem with your theory - they started doing this when society was the least racist it had ever been.
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>>221202868
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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>>221203086
Yes. Troons are gross and scary. Like circus clowns but worse and more malevolent with higher rates of sexual assault
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>>221203016
FROM THE TROJAN NIGGUS TO THE CICONES NIGGUS
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>>221202868
Is that Elpeñor?
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>>221204008
I hope you're not gonna pay for it. I'll watch this slop for free eventually.
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>>221202868
this is the source btw
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>>221204099
What is Lupita saying here?
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>>221203987
You can’t breed out racism, it’s natural to notice patterns and differences. That’s not to say that you should be an asshole about it but revisionism isn’t the answer and erasing someone’s culture just causes resentment. Also >>221204010
is completely right.
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>>221202903
>>221203976
They're just phone pics of a new trailer that hasn't been put online yet.

I'm looking forward to this but I'll admit that I'm mostly looking forward to three hours of 70mm imax on the biggest screen in my country. If this was just a DCP at my local kinoplex then maybe the costumes and casting and accents and such would bother me.
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>>221204047
El_nopene_or
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>>221203987
> The will continue to social conditioning until you racists are bred out of existence
Racism, or rather ethnocentrism, is an emergent phenomenon of evolutionary dynamics. You can’t abolish it any more than you can abolish the tides.
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>>221203042
minus 4
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>>221202868
So is the tranny Achilles or not? I figure she has to be if they're still not confirming which character she plays.
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You know, the idea of Achilles being a twink dyel-let is a pretty good idea though.
If you're a demigod born invulnerable, why would you even need to lift?
You could just be killing people left and right in your twig body causing massive amounts of seethe from everyone else.
Makes sense and I approve of that casting decision.
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>>221203009
>nipples of niggas
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>>221202935
Guess what anon, those were all fucking overrated too
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>>221203546
These are so easily circumvented by just sticking some token black and/or gay sinecures in the behind the scenes team. You don't need to negroify your whole film to meet the prerequisites. This slop ain't winning anything anyway.
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>>221204169
She is going to be the ship
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>el penor
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>>221202935
>"I wish to be like Ridley Scott!" *monkey's paw curls*
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>>221203987
Shit like this just makes me even more racist.
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>>221202935
Batman begins was meh, TDKR was shit, Inception was actually good the redditfans were annoying but actually it was a solid movie, Interstellar was hot fucking garbage, and Oppenheimer was insanely overrated. I absolutely expect the BO for this to be huge but the movie to be trash or mid at best.
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>>221202868
>>221203112
Friendly reminder that this is the EXACT face Elliot would be making if he stayed a girl as Ellen and was getting a good dick pounding. I'm convinced Ellen trooned out cause she never got good dick
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>>221203042
I have a question.
Is it pronounced chew-duh, or chuh-duh?
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>>221202868
>this thread
Literally zero source besides some Brazilian on facebook.
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>>221202868
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>>221202919
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>>221204280
>must... defend... nolan... online... for... free...
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>>221202868
What are you guys complaining about? Burn Gorman is a good actor and I'm sure he'll be fine as Achilles.
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>>221204232
She was molested by Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys and then passed around jew hollywood producers.
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>>221202935
Interstellar and Oppenheimer were shit THO
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>>221204232
>stayed a girl
She did. No matter much money she shovels at unscrupulous plastic surgeons to be butchered, she can't change her genes.
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>>221204365
He just wanted to play with her kitty.
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>>221204236
chud-ha(h)
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>>221204280
BrazilGODS leaked the digital circus, I trust them :)
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>>221204236
CHOWDAH! IT'S CHOWDAH! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
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>>221204484
ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!
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>>221203086
afraid?
troons are pathetic, diseased retards
i regularly curbstomp these fucking freaks every weekend patrolling city streets (hims are VERY easy to spot)
god damn the estrogen mutated shrieks are euphoric to listen to thru their broken teeth and spewing blood
no, im WORRIED their pedophillic pervesions are enabled on children (their primary prey), hence my duty in giving as many of these faggot monsters brain damage (i mean, beyond what they did to himselves)
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>>221203987
well played
except israel is on the cusp of being erradicated from the map instead
jew have no friends
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>>221202935
Interstellar and Oppenheimer were dogshit
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>>221204118
ALL WHITE JURY, HE WUZ DEFENDING HISSELF, BLACK BOYS HAVE LIMITS U FUCK RACIST CRACKAS
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>>221204185
Achilles wasn’t invulnerable. Plenty of the great heroes in Iliad had divine lineage but were ultimately mortal. Achilles dies. And even before that he gets hurt and bleeds struck by some guy who throws two spears at the same time.
But also Achilles was definitely incredibly strong, because his father’s huge spear that he uses is mentioned a couple of times as being too heavy for anyone else to lift. Patroklos can’t use it. Some guy Achilles throws it at can’t even pull it from the ground.
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>>221204657
WYPIPO DON'T SEASON DEY FOOD
RAISINS IN YALL POTATO SALAD
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>>221202868
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>>221203987
Libtards literally don’t breed tho
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>>221202935
Joker II set a new precedent that Nolan os struggling to keep up with
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>>221202868
ANCIENT GREECE. Where are the golden TWINKS?
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>>221202868
Looks pure kino. What am I supposed to hate again?
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>>221202935
>dark knight trilogy, inception, interstellar and oppenheime
All garbage, you fucking retard
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>>221203630
I didn't need to read that, you asshole.
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>>221205093
If you cut 40 minutes of bullshit exposition from interstellar it wouldve been a great film.
Similar with inception, but to a lesser effect.
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>>221204099
oh wow, thats page? i thought it was a chinaman
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>>221202868
It will make over 1 billion chuds
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>>221202868
Stop acting like the apocalypse is here just because of some casting—focus on looking sharp instead. Even in a cinematic disaster, you’ll be the only one looking legendary with Xtreme Man aftershave.
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>>221203841
not shckle's penis!!!
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>>221205430
over 1 billion what
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>>221203042
>if a movie plays in a theater that nobody is in, does anything happen?
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>>221202868
Nolan shall burn in hell
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>>221202919
Probably. It will massively underperform in Europe and massively overperform in North America. 400-500 million domestic, 200-300 WW.
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>>221204099
keking how they are trying to portray Elliot Page as "masculine".
like she has zippertits; the biggest male dork on planet earth is more masculine that her cosmetic LARP.
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>>221202919

800 million is the beginning of success. They are likely hoping for a billion and not going to get it. 250 billion budget will probably need to hit 625 for profit. Itll do ok im betting around 750.
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Damn, who's that stunning woman at the top? Might be the most attractive woman I've ever seen. I'd fight a war for her
But not a war against that dude at the bottom. Bro looks like he could destroy a nation barefisted. I wouldn't take on that guy, man. No sir.
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>>221203360
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>>221202935
>Batman Begins shows promise but the fight choreography is trash
>DK and DKR have the jokester and Big Guy so good for memes
>Inception only a few good scenes
>Interstellar only one good minute long docking scene out of an over 2 hour
>tenet is DEI slop and already forgotten
>oppenheimer has ZERO good scenes

Don't know why you act surprised.
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>im tired bros
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>>221203042
minus 5
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I had 0 hype for this movie even before all this so luckily I don't care
RIP anyone who looked forward to this haha
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>>221203112
>I'm le tired
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>>221202919
Maybe, normies are incredibly retarded and they cash out on ridiculous shit all the time, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with how preposterous it is.
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>>221203042
>>221204003
>>221204003
>>221204151
>>221205717
damn bunch of brownturdies where movie tickets cost a dollar lol
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>>221203630
>when you squeeze mayo out your pseudopenis with your synthetic prostate pouch but xhe still suckin
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>>221203360
holy kek
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>>221202935
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>>221202903
>it
bit transphobic
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>>221202868
The porn parody already leaked?
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>>221205066
Your father
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Wikipedia has xim listed as undisclosed supporting role
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>Helen of Detroit, the most beautiful woman in the world. 1000 men would go to war for her
>ACKhilles, demigod and the most fearsome warrior. 1000 man slayer

Time to hang it up, Nolan. This aint it
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>>221204128
what happened in 2015?
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>>221203987
Racism is getting stronger by the day bc of this and seeing black people attack White people everyday, now that everyone has a smartphone.
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>>221202935
It's not even out yet. I'm not saying it's necessarily going to be good but remember how people were crying and shitting themselves when the first images of Heath Legend as the Trickster were published? Yeah
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devil's advocate a little:
i can 100% understand a play just casting whoever. a Chinese King Lear, a Caucasian Aaron the Moor, whatever. same goes whether the costumes are elaborate period dress or some drama students in modern clothes. fine, fine, fine.

but this looks really fucking weird when it's in such a high production motion picture. i get that they're all speaking English, i understand they're being lit by electric lights and recorded by film cameras, it's a movie. but what is visually happening on screen is meant to be 'real', and this just kills my suspension of disbelief.
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>>221202868
What happens if this film flops?
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>>221203630
kek
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>>221206162
Opening weekend will not flop, it's going to be huge. The question is whether or not the movie will have legs.
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>>221206081
Can't overcome this casting
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>>221206081
When I see heat legend as rags man I say to pjotr

'no'
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>>221203987
Name ONE race without any racists. Just ONE. You can't.
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>>221206241
Race doesn't exist, faggot. But nice try.
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>>221206162
people will probably see it no matter what, because of all the stupid ''''discourse''''.
but i miss the days of high budget turkeys/bombs (Waterworld and the like).

this gets said a lot now, but this could have been a miniseries. i really don't want to sit and watch a 4-hour film, man.
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>>221202935
Time to grow up and realize none of this slop is that good. He's always been the McDonald's of directors
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>>221206241
If you had said "Name one person that doesn't at least to some degree have racist thoughts once in a while" - that would have been a different story.
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Weez wuz Greek n shiet
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>>221202903
>It leaked?
I doubt it. She hasn't had the surgery yet
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>>221206267
Das rite. I got sickle cell because a witch doctor gave it to me with a monkey skull charm.
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>>221203009
I want one of the niggers
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>>221206162
maybe they can reuse the sets and costumes? like the Liz Taylor flick Cleopatra (1963) -> the comedy kino Carry On Cleo (1964).
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>>221202919
Easily with the way inflation is going.
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>>221204545
patrolling for trannies made me think of this
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>>221203042
based as fuck
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>>221203620
Society needs to end and literally billions must die
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>>221203987
The real reason is a massive conspiracy to erase Aryans and Aryan history and the fact that Aryan heroes like Achilles/etc really do descend from "The Gods". True history is a threat to "their" (Jews etc) power.
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>>221202935
>how do you go from making shit to total shit?
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>>221203987
>be race/gender obsessed faggot
>get job because jews are looking specifically to hire race/gender obsessed faggots
>race/gender obsessed faggots inject their race/gender obsession into everything
>ruin thing because they're completely race/gender obsessed
>"omg you guys are SO racist/sexist, why are you so focused on race/gender?"
Fuck you, faggots
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>>221202935
Openheimah was shit on a stick.
He could have made something else but nöuh. Had to whine about the b0mbastyvk
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>>221204236
Chooddah

I'm Italian and it's weird to me how English doesn't have doubles. Like I'll see the word "tutto" with clearly 2 t's in it, but an American will go "toodoh" as if it just had one.

It's hard to describe doubles if you dont have em. Anyway check these dubs
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>>221206023
isn't that the saint floyd year?
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>>221202935
Humiliation ritual for being given an Oscar.
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>>221206162
It won't, sadly. Goyim bought their tickets a year in advance and Nolan has a cult following. It literally won't fail and all the critics will make sure to give it good reviews.
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>>221203042
Based
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>>221202935
His whole career is held up by one performance from Heathcliff Ledger, that's it.
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>>221202868
is this ai?
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>>221202935
For you
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>>221202935
the liberal mind virus taking complete control of the once-remotely-talented vessel
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>>221204311
>for... free...
bold assumption
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>>221207628
no Floyd was right before covid
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>>221206023
Obama's second term was ending
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>>221202935
I think Nolan needs to make a woke movie in order for Hollywood to let him make good movies
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Am I the only one for whom these casting choices are a slight negative factor but also not a big deal?
The internet seems to be split into "OH NO NO NO, go woke go broke" and "you're a bigoted fuck if you dare question anything".
I think a black Helen of Troy is probably virtue signalling, a decision made during the peak wokeness era a couple years ago prior to the current growing backlash. And I'm not particularly interested in seeing Ellen/Elliot/whoever Page in anything anymore.
But in terms of how much it'll impact my enjoyment of the movie, I'm more concerned about the accents and casual modern language. And I guess Tom Holland feels out of place but that's just because I associate him with capeshit, which isn't fair.

And I'm not especially concerned about even those things, because I'm just imagining this as a fun visually impressive swords-and-sandals epic with battles and monsters and shit. Maybe this is a story that means more to most people than it does to me, so they have a more emotional reaction to it being done a disservice?
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>>221203190
>he doesn't get the friends of robert discount
Sad
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>>221208317
The casting is a snowflake in an avalanche of poor discissions. Casting was some of the first information we got so that's why it's one of the main focuses. When the set pictures came out people started talking shit about how awful the costumes were. Then the trailer came out and it was the accents and language used. This is one of the most famous stories in the western canon so a lot of people are going to have a lot to say about it
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>>221202935
>and oppenheimer
Oppenheimer was shit too.
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>>221202935
Those movies were never good, it just took the cultural zeitgeist to move on for Nolan to be exposed in hindsight for the slop maker he is.
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>>221208299
It's this. They're under contract. The studio gives them a film and says do it or your next pet project gets no funding. Same with some actors. That's why we got Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell. They HAD to put her in something and that was the only option available at the time.
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>>221203042
Minus 6
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>>221202868
Yo they are too cowardly to even reveal that Elliot Page is playing Achilles. Like clearly that's a important character in the Trojan War in the Odyssey and they don't even mention who is playing the role...
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>>221204365
out of the three, I never would have assumed Bubbles was the molester type
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>>221202868
Is Antiwoke the final form of armchair activism? Slacktivism? You don't have to actually do anything. You can write a tweet or share a meme but all we ask of you is that you just don't see this movie. This is like the millennial dream movement, I don't have to do... anything and I can be a HERO!
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VBSOLVTE KIHO
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>>221202935
>Does not list Tenet
Everyone just forgot about it, huh?
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>>221205696
When she sucks but you ain't bustin
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>>221208754
why would anon list a movie that hasn't come out yet?
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>>221202868
I think about how she put herself into the hyperman manlet category every time I see him and I wonder why anyone would willingly subject themselves to that. I wonder if he has enough money that he is able to ignore the undoubtedly ample hate he receives daily or if he lies in bed at night staring at the ceiling wondering why he isn't any happier than before.
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>>221203987
thats like saying you are trying to breed out sarcasm
It just doesnt work
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>>221209026
Yeah, that's totally a dude.
>>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0oZcIkq1Pdc
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>>221202935
You do have to be of low intelligence to name all those movies and wonder why this new one is the one with a problem
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>>221206941
>billions must die
Well, obviously - population of India is almost 2 billion.
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>>221202868
Look at what Hollywood did to Ellen, bros. Truly heartbreaking. And everyone is just okay with it.
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>>221203009
ay yo
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>>221209236
I was like this in the past, but now I understand.
You can't really help people who climb into anus of Satan out of their own volition.
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>>221203276
Jesus Christ, even if you look him up these days it looks like Ellen (if she doesn't off herself in 20 years).
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>>221202868
El penor fugg xDD D
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>>221207598
Fukk yoo
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>>221203042
>taxes go up support the gap from the tax breaks his state gives to the film industry
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>>221203276
>she DOES look like a man
sh...he won
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>>221203042
minus 7
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>>221202868
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>>221204128

Thanks Obama.
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>>221202935
it's going to have a nolan-esque twist at the end. it's going to be taking place in the future or some shit.
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>>221203360
To shreds you say? ...Oh dear.
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i won't even pirate this so i can make mock webms to shit on it, that's how bad it looks.
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>>221203042
minus 8
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>>221203319
Zeus took the form of a silverback gorilla when he knocked up Leda.
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>>221203603
I like to pronounce Penelope like it rhymes with cantaloupe.
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>>221204280
They did turn the frogs gay with atrazine, through.
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The only good thing about this movie is that it will make Tenet that much better much that Tenet make will it that is movie this about thing good only The
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>>221202935
you might want to rewatch some of those movies with adult eyes
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>>221203360
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>>221204776
It's not a consistent narrative because there were multiple different iterations of the poem, and other stories added into the main narrative later. We know Achilles mother was divine, but the bit about what kept happening to all her other children wasn't discussed until later. Achilles is supposed to be fated to die at Troy, but he believed that he could not be killed in combat so when he's being drowned in a river, he fears that this is how he will die because drowning isn't the same as being cut down in combat and he prays to be rescued. Then he gets injured despite thinking he cannot be hurt, and when he does die we can take this as prophecy being fulfilled and bending the rules. Greek mythology has plenty of instances where the rules are established, and then at a key moment, the power that has been outlined fails because the divinity is removed or the prophecy reaches its end state and demands a specific outcome.
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>>221203042
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>>221209716
it will be like pic related where it's shown to be a kid playing with toys
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>>221203042
And my axe
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>>221202935
my dumb theory is he finally got the chance to shoot a whole movie with imax, and he pondered what story would be worthy of being in the format, and he settled on this one
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>>221202935
> make openhemer movie
> don’t show herosheema or nagasucky
Get the FUCK out.
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>>221202868
Achilles chads.... not like this...
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>>221210216
but he wasn't there
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>>221203042
I have never seen a more beautiful response
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>>221210073
Where we’re going. You won’t need eyes to see…
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>>221210244
Don’t make movies.
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>>221202868
I see it making $700 million, would have made $900 to a billion if it was correctly cast. Average normie hasnt read the Oddyssey and tells him and herself, that they are not racist nor homophobic, so they will take the bait and will gladly accept the indoctrination and thats a shame because if there is a woke movie that would send a message back to Pedowood if it fails, is this one. If it makes $700 million worldwide, it will tell Epsteinwood that we are ok with woke and way, way more woke will come our way in the next 5 to 10 years. This is the one movie, that truly, for real, has to fail.
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>>221202935
>how the fuck do you go from making garbage to even more garbage
Nolan has always been Michael Bay for pseuds and midwits
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>>221202935
inception
>you guys
>i am going to star in this movie
>let me tell you about it
>it's about a dream
>yeah, I jump into another person's dream
>yes, i can do that
>but wait, I am going to make him dream inside his dream
>yes, I can do that, too
>and then I am going to jump from the dream into the dream in the dream
>i can do that, mmkay?
>and then I am going to make him dream in the dream in the dream
>you still following me?
>so that I can jump from the dream in the dream into the dream in the dream in the dream
>what do you mean, why?
>because dreams slow down time, silly
>which will give me time to change the guy's mind about something
>which I will do by changing what happens in the dream in the dream in the dream
>yes, I can do all of that
>but then I have to get out of there
>because the world in the dream in the dream in the dream will start to deteriorate
>I don't know why, it just does, mmkay?
>which means I have to leave the dream in the dream in the dream by jumping into the dream in the dream
>then I have to jump from the dream in the dream to the dream
>and then I can jump out of the dream and into reality
>sounds like a good movie and not like an absolutely stupid ass ridiculous movie, right?
>wait, wait.. hey, where are you going?
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>>221202919
and it will be an ever-flowing source of the dankest memes
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>>221203042
ahh, based chudda
praise kek
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>>221206409
What fucking sets lmao, it's all filmed on a green screen like every other movie these days
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>>221210293
I actually think we reached peak wokeness in the west in maybe about 2024-25 and it's now declining with a gradually growing backlash.
Anything like Odyssey that was mid-production at that time will now look slightly out of place and some productions might even be considering some editing changes to reframe or de-emphasise any aspects that feels like overkill. Can't undo casting choices obviously but there's still a lot you can do.

I don't believe there's a managed underground conspiracy to indoctrinate people. I think it's just a matter of it being seen as trendy/stylish and relatively safe for the past decode or so, combined with hollywood/californians genuinely being more likely to be true believers in that kind of thing and happy to include it in their work given the opportunity.
With Nolan specifically I'm finding him hard to read here. Maybe he's truly delighted at the idea of a black Helen and a trans Achilles. Maybe he doesn't give a fuck either way and decided to throw all that in to keep the DEI people happy. Maybe he went overkill on purpose to see whether anyone would be willing to admit that it's getting a bit silly.

I doubt he's too worried. It's going to be successful regardless. Half of the people seething itt have probably secretly already booked their 70mm tickets. I do think sales will be front loaded and PLF loaded... opening week imax screenings will be fully booked but week 3 at your local kinoplex is going to be deserted.

>>221210473
It's mostly location shoots. Supposedly no green screen at all. I bet that's an exaggeration but it'll be pretty light on VFX shots.
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>>221208317
>Maybe this is a story that means more to most people than it does to me, so they have a more emotional reaction to it being done a disservice?

Maybe for some. I think for most of the people having a negative emotional reaction it's because there's been years of Hollywood product that's been outright hostile towards straight, white, male viewers. A lot of the people in this thread at least two out of three, and they're beyond tired of it.

The kind of decision making that led to the castings that people object to, to having a rapper act as a poet, and everything else people complain about are a product of decision making that killed Star Trek and Star Wars - two titan franchises of science fiction reduced to the kind of slop that'd be mocked on an episode of Mystery Science Theatre.

It feels like there's a hyper-sensitivity that's come from years of hostility from Hollywood. I think if you made a thread asking if people liked Wesley Snipes as Blade, you'd get a lot of anons agreeing with you. But if that movie were made in today's climate, you'd get a lot of rejection and racism (different from the sort of casual racism that's still part of 4chan's degraded culture).
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>>221208455
This, Oppenheimer is one of the most boring movies ever made, almost as boring as Avatar 2: Way of the Water. Fucking nothing happens in it. I don't care about the life story of some jew.
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>>221210622
>I don't believe there's a managed underground conspiracy to indoctrinate people.

I disagree. I think there was a concerted effort to indoctrinate people, and the billions of ESG dollars thrown around to encourage DEI practices is very convincing that there is a powerful force pushing for it.

If wokeshit's declining it's because the money's drying up. But it's really going away, it's just changing shape. They're pivoting from creating DEI officer positions in companies to making it part of company culture, so every employee's expected to be a DEI officer.
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>>221202868
I am gonna go to the theaters and treat it like a comedy. I am gonna laugh at these actors and the scenes they are in. Lol.
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>>221202935
Jewish artform
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>>221203042
minus 9
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>>221210710
>A biographical film about a scientist is mostly dialogue and exposition.
The movie is literally called "Oppenheimer", what the fuck did you expect? This film truly filtered so many low-IQ manlets who need constant explosions and jump cuts because their brains are so fried from short form media. Oppenheimer was a decent film if you're interested in Oppenheimer himself and the history of the Manhattan Project, but so many people went in thinking it was gonna be some WW2 action movie or whatever. You have to be genuinely retarded to misplace expectations like this.
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>>221210622
>I don't believe there's a managed underground conspiracy to indoctrinate people.
Bruh, this shit wasn't pushed like it is until a jewish guy (Larry Fink) gave the word to, in his words, "force behaviors". It's on tape. This woke shit isn't natural.
>I think it's just a matter of it being seen as trendy/stylish and relatively safe for the past decode or so,
Lol to who? Redditors? Sjw faggots? Normies weren't asking for it, fans definitely weren't. Grifters took things that people liked, shoehorned in their identity politics, and then hid behind them every time they and their garbage works were criticized.
>combined with hollywood/californians genuinely being more likely to be true believers in that kind of thing
Hollywood "califorians" don't speak for Californians, they're out of touch cultists. I don't know anyone who likes woke shit outside of women, and even they only tolerate it to a certain extent. They all seem to hate the girl boss trope or think it's hilariously ridiculous at best.
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>>221209860
Blacks in the south (or da souf) do the same with Calliope
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>>221203042
based
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>>221202868
shan't be watching.
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>>221202919
go back.
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>>221202935
Nobodys perfect, he was gonna miss eventually
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>>221204140
>I'm mostly looking forward to three hours of capeshit
Have you had any cognitive testing done? If they have doctors in your country you should look into it.
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>>221203042
minus 10
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>>221203042
>bro do you want to not see-
>yep
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>>221211577
I'm dumb I just realized this is why they always keep their eyes shut
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>>221203042
include me in the screencap
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>>221202935
>he doesn't realize he fell off at the dark knight rises
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>>221204140
>shit
>but it's really big and really loud shit
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>>221203042
FUCK YOU! RACIST! FUCK YOU! RACIST!!
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>>221211947
>FUCK YOU! RACIST! FUCK YOU! RACIST!!
Women and faggots have ruined entertainment and nerd/hobbyist communities. Nothing any leftist progressive piece of shit says will change that.
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>>221210949
>Oppenheimer was a decent film if you're interested in Oppenheimer himself
It wasn't even a full biography, it didn't even capture his character
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>>221203112
JUST
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>>221202919
>there are a lot of retarded people
yeah and lots of people voted trump so that means it's good right?
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>>221202935
You say that like the final dark movie wasn't trash
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>>221202935
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>>221203630
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>>221202935
All shit except some parts of Dark Knight and Rises
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>>221203042
I bow to your wisdom Chuddah
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>>221202903
Ellen Page is a 'she', not an 'it'.
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>>221202935
Nolan was always overrated.
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>>221203042
Based Chuddha
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>>221210710
>I don't care about the life story of some jew.
>*deliberately sits down to watch a movie that explicitly advertises itself as a life story of some jew*

Why are autists like this
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>>221203042
Minus meetoo
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>>221202935
50th reply coming through
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>>221203042
800 billion gorillions minus chuds equals?
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>>221203042
>OOOOOHM
Does nothing ever happen or is it that nothing is all that happens?
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>>221203042
I AM MINUS ONE!
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>>221203042
You DARE?!
Economic terrorist, you are courting DEATH!
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>uneducated incels being on the wrong side of history again
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>>221203042
minus 11
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>>221213023
women and kikes have ruined straight male nerd hobbies/careers/entertainment. That's the truth.
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>>221213023
>Y'all
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>>221202935
only the 2nd dark knight film (the one carried by the dead guy) is good.

inception is okay.

interstellar is okay. oppenheimer is okay.

he's just an "it's just okay" director for the most part. i dont think he has made a good film in 10-20 years now.
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>>221202935
This is what happens when a white man's mind becomes woke. Rest in piss Nolan.
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Wasn't that long ago that lefties online would gaslight you and question why you're bringing politics into this while they were inserting their politics into EVERYTHING
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>3026
y-yes sir brain scanner unit alexander the great was black. the hellenic culture was appropriated black culture. the romans were actually jewish. the julii family were all black trans women. s....see? my brainwaves are all compliant.... aren't they?

.... aren't they? h-hello?
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>>221203042
they made chuddha real btw
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>>221213414
do leftists not see how they have poisoned everything in existence? How much everything coming out post 2016 across all hobbies and media is literally dog shit?
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>>221213023
Everybody laughed when the Matt Damon casting was announced and it's only got worse since.
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>>221204484
Unequivocally based
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>>221202868
>>221203112
>>221203360
>>221203562
>>221204099
The jews did this...
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>>221203042
Thanks, Chudda.
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>>221213592
Nothing new in pedowood.
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>>221204099
>Helen of Troy protested calmly.
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>>221213023
Translation: you're not participating in the current social fad driven by spiritual and cultural rot.
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>>221213833
My kingdom for the source of this video
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>>221213023
>its mythodology so it doesnt matter
is it time to bring out the LOTR BMW meme?
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>>221213023
>"you have never read Homer, unlike me"
>thinks it's hinted anywhere that Achilles and Patroclus were gay in any way
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>>221202935
>how the fuck do you go from making the dark knight trilogy, inception, interstellar and oppenheimer, to this? is it unironically early dementia?

heath ledger was the only good thing in any of this shit
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>>221202935
You fucking retards always overrated Nolan. The Dark Knight is hack shit.
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>>221202868
>here's that achilles I was telling you about
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Its nOlanVER
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>>221214019
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single most normie director ever makes tarantino look good
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>>221208317
I didn't expect to like it anyways because Nolan is a hack
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>>221203042
Based
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>>221213435
They don't care. It's all about the ideology.



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