BE UNEMPLOYABLE
How old was The Dude?
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can you imagine seeing the Dude work at like Burger King or something? what low level job would he last longer than a day at?maybe some warehouse job. i had one once and people fucked around and did nothing all the time
BECOME UNGONVERNABLE
>>221204378>tfw father did nothing but smoke weed at his job and was able to buy a house>tfw his friend brazenly stole shit constantly>tfw I'll never afford a house
>>221203175Make a shitpost. Make two
The house he was renting would probably be 5000 a month in rent today, also there would be homeless tents surrounding him
>>221204378Pretty sure he's canonically jewish (at least the person the Coens based the character on) so he most likely had a trust fund and his parents paid his rent.
>>221204313Thats like just a number man
>>221204463he had a relative that invented the Rubik's Cube and he also burned his pushover landlord on rent
>>221204549That was never proven.
>>221203175White russians are nasty. A modern The Dude would be sipping on tequila sunrises.
>>221205010the first one is kino but drinking more of them is disgusting
>>22120431349.
>>221205010 Tequila is ass. WR is rich and creamy, goes down easy.
>>221204460>The house he was renting would probably be 5000 a month in rent todayClose.
>>221205010I remember years back I was doing a rewatch and it made me crave a white Russian. Went down and bought the booze, came home, had one and it was okay and then by halfway through the second one I was sick of them. Ended up just drinking the vodka.
>>221205110I have so many 3/4-full bottles of booze sitting in my cupboards for just this, exact reason.
>>221205141At least they last forever. Someday some guest will ask for something with Kahlua, Drambuie, or some other random shit and you'll be prepared.
>>221205010white russian and vodka-martini are the best drinks there are
>>221203175The Dude mentions being a college student who helped write the Port Huron statement in 1962 meaning he was 18 to 20 then. If the movie takes place in 1998 then he is 55 or 56
>>221205073I was told by /pol/ that everyone is fleeing california because of the crime and tech abandoning it in favor of republican states. also fires, draughts and water shortages. so the prices are still high as ever, huh?
>>221205343which makes the plot so weird, why would a woman steal his old semen just to get pregnant?
>>221205393There is a sense in the movie The Dude has an aura and is well liked in the community. His bowling collegues respect him. His land lord is intimidated by him and the Narrator acklowledges him as an equal. There is probably something about him she seems worth preserving.
>>221205371California's had approximately 10 million residents leave in the last 15 years with 7 million replacements. Lot of people leaving but not enough to seriously impact prices when the market is so fucked.
>>221205311Haven't had a drink in five years and the only drink I actually miss is the whiskey sour.
>>221205393Dude is almost 50 with a full head of hair and 6'1. Probably sensed good genes as well as a natural attraction, plus he got a clean bill of health from her physician. Considering her explanation for not wanting a father she'll ever have to meet again he's probably as good as any other donor.
>>221205238>guest
>>221205480Pretty sure you can find younger and taller guys who aren't lifelong alcoholics in LA.
>>221203175>ENJOY LIFEThis is not enjoying life. This is not even life.
>>221205371people have california derangement syndrome with absolutely insane nonsensical takes about the state
>>221203175This movie could have never come out today.
>2h film>281 "fuck this" "fuck that" " fuck me" "fuck you">A fuckload of others swearwordsFelt forced as fuck.Still rerere enjoyed but i noticed it
>>221205544Problem is then getting them LA guys to fuck off entirely and not care about their progeny. It's purely transactional that only work on losers with no power in society.
>>221204453Call a stranger on the internet, a slur.
>>221205566Does whatever he wants. Has absolute freedom to pursue relationships and friendships.
>>221205371Someone at a conservative newspaper came up with the line "the california dream has become a nightmare!" and was so proud of it they got it repeated everywhere. In reality things are fine there.
>>221206000>lives a miserable life and kills himself slowly with substances that are harmful to the bodyDo you believe this is a great model to follow?
>>221205371>everyone no, because CA is huge. even if 10% of the pop left, you wouldn't really see a difference on a day to day basis. that's how overpopulated and densely packed it is. there are people leaving, but there are also many arriving. you would need some god-level POV to get a clear view of what's going on. you would need to dig into the stats. clearly those who can't afford it have left or are leaving. it's been gradual but not noticeable. traffic still sucks around the three major metro areas. LA is going to be even worse due to the futbol or whateverthefuck it's called.
>>221206486This, also you wouldn't even be able to see the real picture from the stats considering all the illegals from both south america and asia.
>>221205010White russians are great but you have to make them with milk instead of heavy cream like pretentious fuckwads on the youtubes say
>>221206228What are you doing that's so great? In the end there will be darkness anyway.
>>221206640You're completely lost. I'm doing something with my life. You can also do something with you life, but you're not aware of this because you surround yourself with bad company. Bye.
>>221206673>I'm doing something with my lifeOk but what though
>>221206618They're okay but too sweet. Never get drunk on them, the heaves are a nightmare
>>221205010But he HATES THE FUCKIN' EAGLES, MAN.
>>221203175White Russians are really good.
>>221205613I know. Can you imagine someone so deranged they actually defend California? Yikes.
>>221207807California is a very big place. In Boonville, for example, it's quite the slow lope'n a beeson tree:
>>221203175The Coen Brothers have such an insane resume, especially when you consider how different films like The Big Lebowski and No Country feel from one another.
