The Mood for Season 3 This Sunday EditionPrevious>>221181418/
I thought it was a bit much when Helaena gave stillbirth to Maelor and then George walked on screen and slipped on his entrails while going "Zoinks". A little on the nose.
Today i will remind them
>Yes, there was a movie with that title a few years back.
Renly would have been a better king than Stannis
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>>221206046Gay
>>221206614Is this AI or from a leak?Kinda surprised it hasn't leaked, they gave it to a ton of people.
>>221205595egg is icsh
>>221207155it's a leak from an actual scene but a rogue ai leaked it.
>>221206614nuncle what are you doing with grandmother?
>>221207202>>221207563Jaehaera is icsh
>>221206046Renly would have spent all time fucking Loras, Lancel and Moonboy for all I know while Mace and Olenna rule.
>>221205815gonna have to tldr this faggy fallating ramble my dude
>>221206614awkward
>>221207563ToT rightful claim to the iron throne brat uohhhh
>>221207756hotd is shit
>>221207563I just realized there wasn't any scene with the twins and Aemond together.
does anyone have the pic of giantess sansa standing in front of jon snow while hes atop the wall with ygrette?
>Almost 15 years have passed since Dance was released
>>221208176I do.What pic will you trade me for it?
>>221208231in that time i have come to realize the ghiscari are right
>>221208231Anyone else see that shit that went down after that guy Magicmush made a retrospective of that show he was on and Adam Sessler refused to watch it and instead had a complete meltdown for days on bluesky, calling on people to harass the guy even though he didn’t even watch the video because if he did he’d realize it paints him in a fairly neutral light and is anything but critical. Dude is unhinged as shit
>>221208375qrd?
>>221208231As of yesterday the gap between Winds and Dance is now longer than the gap between Game and Dance - the entirety of the released series Bravo George
ITS UP
>>221208433>As of yesterday the gap between Winds and Dance is now longer than the gap between Game and Dance - the entirety of the released series
>>221208433
>>221208457why do people watch these kind of videos?
>>221208375no, try to touch some grass man
>>221208310
>>221208634fair enough
>>221207637only biologically male boys can be icsh tho
>>221205595Does Raymon really marry a whore??
Daena would be a better ruler than Aegon IV, too bad Fatnyra was so shit she singlehandedly made female rulers of Westeros impossible.
>>221209547Daena raped King Baelor in the sweltering summer of 170 AC.
>>221209536Why was this frumpy hobbit given so much screen time?
>>221209661>Why was this frumpy hobbit given so much screen time?
I'm about a year into a Pendragon campaign with some friends (we just got to the Anarchy, last session was the Battle of Saint Albans) and I've been thinking about returning the favor. Thing is, I don't want to just do a repeat of the Arthurian Cycle, but something that has always been a foundational part of what got me into tabletop roleplaying.Game of Thrones.There's plenty of places to set it. My friends think Robert's Rebellion is "too late," and I'm inclined to agree. Pendragon is at its best when you're oscillating between savagery (Uther), the flowering of chivalry (Boy King), the peak of nobility (Tournaments) and the slide into degenerate nostalgia (Twilight.) That feels more like we'd start during the War of Ninepenny Kings, though I could very easily see it set somewhere during the reign of Jaeherys I so the "Twilight" happens during the Dance of the Dragons.There's also the question of *where* the PCs would be placed. They're knights, not lords or ladies. The most land any one of them can hold (before they become NPCs) is "Baron in all but name) which is still not enough to really make you a "House." The traditional starting location for Pendragon is Salisbury, which is *close* to Camelot but not quite there. That means somewhere in the Crownlands, but I'm still figuring out which House.
>>221209536raymun a cute. A CUTE.
>>221209619It's not possible to rape your husband.
>>221209725Sure but why is he relegated to marrying dondarrion's whore? I understand the fossoways no longer lords and he's from a lesser branch. surely but the fossoways are prominent enough that I'd expect he could do better then some stormlords tourney whore
>>221207202omg......he's adorable!
>>221208476Being lonely.
>>221209679Me in the bottom right
>>221210058maybe he's madly truly deeply in love?
>>221207202luke is icsh
Rewatching S01 of HotD and was wondering why Viserys I never shaves, yet never grows a beard and as the actor's real hair is dark brown, this make the King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm look like a hobo?
>>221210921>>221206046
>>221211985It's going to be three (3) seasons of this same line being said over and over again...
>>221207202>>221211266Valarra is icsh
>>221213355only biologically male boys can be icsh tho
>>221207756Ryan Condal is changing things that will have bigger repercussions in later seasons (this maybe?)George does not like thisGeorge also spoils future events
>>221213355>icshwhat does icsh mean?
....semoc eH
>>221214461!on, on, oN
>>221205815What an ass licker, he's always trying to be ok on everyone's books. No wonder he won't finish the damn books, he's scared of people shitting on him like what happened to dumb and dumber.
>reviewers given the first 4 episodes onlyexact same script as last time, the show will show a little bit of promise and pay off initially but then nosedive in the second half with experimental takes on the source material, insultingly bad decisions.GRRM has seen it and it's likely what set him off into pure rage. I'm almost excited to see what fresh hell awaits us in the second half
fire and blood is shit. season 1 of hotd is actually a masterpiece. i dont care what anyone says its worth more than the entire book of the fat fuck's retarded ramblings.
>>221215602HotD has some of the best and worst of the series. HotD S1 is up there with early GoT in terms of quality but the final 2 episodes were pretty weak, it didn't stick the landing.
We need a third GOT show to fill the gaps from september to november
>>221214459Incredible cute shota Hhhhmmmm!
>>221215890do you not know how to count?
Jesus Christ guys, RedTeamReview just confirmed to me that Rhaenyra getting her period on the iron throne.
>>221216392Is Rhaenyra the most white washed character in this entire franchise, surpassing even Tyrion?
>>221216420What would you have her do?
>>221216392Genuinely why would they do this. I don't understand.
>>221216420>>221216823Why the fuck does she even want to be queen?
>>221217432What would you have her do?
Is George finished yet
>>221209661
>>221209536he could do a lot worse.
>>221207637you mean iclhor possible ichh
>>221218112Yes, he just chooses not to release it
>>221209536Yeah. Did his good friend Dunk, who knew she was a peddlesnatch, do anything to let him know what was happening?
>>221216392>RedTeamReview just confirmed to megood enough for me!pictured: me
>>221219079Red knew he wasn't a Knight so they kept each other's secret. Red tells him that they both use their bodies to amuse others and that he should take care of himself, there's some kind of class camaraderie between them.
>>221219135>Red knew he wasn't a Knight so they kept each other's secret."ser duncan bain't naw knight! ah'm a whore!"powerful and brave
>>221219135Worst fucking thing in the entire series. I'd invite Ira Parker to eat the peanuts out of my shit if he hadn't already stolen 'em.
>>221206614IRL they are only a few years apart in age
>>221216392it's genuinely so fucking over
>>221216392Redteamreview likes it right? Because he’s a little feminist faggot liberal? Condal and Hess right for “people” like him
>>221206614bumming
>>221209536not in the story proper but then he and Steffon aren't retarded inbred-looking toglodytes there either, in fact they both come across as pretty smooth
>>221219536He and preston are leftwing but they don't act like Condal and Hess can do no wrong. They give them a fair shake and will say stuff like "The best and worst episodes of this show were written by Sara Hess" because they really don't like the coolaid dragon Rhaenys scene.
>>221219622The Princess and the Queen + Rhaenyra the Cruel are both excellent episodes. Sara Hess is a good writer when she's not letting her own girlboss ambitions get in the way - I even think the Green Council is good until the nonsensical dragonpit scene
>>221219135>class camaraderiecringe
>>221216392who the fuck is redteamreview?
You’re alone in a room with George for the next hour. Nobody can interfere with you. What do you anons do?
>>221219931Make him drink the Arbor Gold.
>>221219931I would listen, and that's what no one else did.
>>221219931Ask him about Winds and where he's stuck. I've seen him at a couple of cons and now understand he struggles very hard not to spoil his own work so I think in a one-on-one conversation you could get an absurd amount of spoilers out of him.
>>221208457People watch their kino is well lit rooms with a blanket covering solely their coochie?
>>221219079The writers needed to self insert a theme somehow somewhere, just be thankful the director managed to contain it to that very small scene. Dunk not being vocal about the clear injustice here undermines the character for a cheap giggle from redditors
>>221219135>claim your a knight>everyone looks at you, 6'7" and built like a linebacker>no one disbelieves it, obviously this guy is a knight>dumb whore goes around saying "he's not a knight">turns out shes trying to scam nobility into accepting her bastard childWho would believe it anyway?
>>221219931WHEN ARE YOU GOIN TO FINISH A THOUSAND WORLDS YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD
I'm just glad George is working on a new Sand Kings novel.
HOTD chads are finally going to rule this general over got trannies, book tards, and dunc fagshow are we feeling fellow hotd chuds?
>>221220377F&B sucks and changes to the show are absolutely necessary to make the fake history book have a coherent narrative with characters (You) care about. That being said the changes they're making are just "Rhaenyra did nothing wrong" without anything cool like Maester Conspiracy and instead Condal has some weird obsession with season 8 memberberries. I expect Daemon to survive and go beyond the wall in the finale, where he will later call Bloodraven in AKOT7K in the same way Bloodraven called Bran.
>>221220439It's true that F&B offers more creative liberty to the showrunners, which can be good if they're competent and is decidedly not good if they suck. But they suck.
>>221206046Stannis still has the advantage of being alive gayboy
>>221219931Ask him who he's planning on leaving the story to when he dies
How do I stop feeling full all the time? I’m 5’8 and weigh 285 pounds btw
>>221220609Why did the apple pie cry?Its peelings were hurt.
any word on the HotD s3 intro? is it different again?
>>221219873the worst guy ever
>>221220028>Who would believe it anyway?Everyone at Ashford who blames him for Prince Baelor's death.
>>221220377ok hotdoodoo poster
>>221221772i submit to blackwood superiority
>>221221772so she's going to make cregan coom buckets
>>221221772i wonder how they're going to react to Daemon murdering their dude
>>221211266season 1 bran is icsh
>>221221772Oh good, I was of the opinion house of the dragon doesn’t have enough feminist girl bosses actually
>>221222192Des Voeux, is that you?
>>221222192>girlbosszoomers would shit their pants and cry if watching any 40-90s media because femme fatales were extremely popular then
>>221205595Assuming Tywin didn't have Elia and the kids murdered to prove his loyalty, What would they have been able to do with them over killing them?
>>221216392Don't think that's true. If that was the case it would already have a whiny thread on reddit about it.
>>221209536So was he actually cucked?
>>221222497>zoomersPeople online from zoomers to boomers have been criticizing girl bosses and strong women in media for the past ten years where have you been
>>221221772This bitch has singlehandedly made the fortune of at least one Essossi eyeline importer.
>>221221884Kneel and apologize for their guy being in the way like the good targaryen cucks they are.
>Feast and Dance widely considered to be dog shit for years >Zoomers read them after watching the show >Suddenly Lady Stoneheart, Quentyn, Darkstar, Greyjoys, Faegon, JonCon and the camera that rides are all EPIC and the show was RUINED by not including them Feast and Dance revisionism is almost as embarrassing as Star Wars prequel revisionism lol
>>221222646>boomersyeah not really. its mostly just zoomer teens and zoomer young adults, who would cry, shit and piss their pants if they watched xena.
>>221222945>wasn't on /got/ in 2014I won't let you claim revisionism when you're revising the history of this board. There was serious backlash against the cutting of Lady Stoneheart, but unlike those other characters, she was introduced at the end of A Storm of Swords. By 2015 these threads were bookfag central and most of the posting was about how fucked Dorne is and the lack of Euron.
>>221222497we aren't getting femme fatales (sexy killer women who do cool stuff) we get cringe girlbosses who scold people and don't do anything Hoping Black Aly is different but know she wont be.
What the hell was his problem?
>>221205595Yeah this actor being a wooden cockney Jew-looking guy doesn't take me out of the show at all.
>>221223466Jealous that Robert never loved him like he loved Ned
>>221223446dani is a femme fatale. monke is also femme fatale she's kinda cute and hot and rides a big dragon.
>>221223521
TAOOBAim a fake... rip taooba poster... rip agh... poster...
Chuds, our response?
>>221223555>early critics review the thing they were given early access to wellwelcome to access journalism anon.We already know from the leaks the story is bad. The best we can hope for is enjoyable spectacle.
>>221209679Oy, that's altafulla? Perhaps I seen those boobies in the wild.
>>221222666It would just be carbon from burnt wood, my man.
>>221223574meh fire and blood is crap. the best thing you can get is cool dragons doing cool dragon stuff and actors doing cool actor stuff. (none of the woman actors are good)
>>221223554THAT'S (NOT) TAOOBA!
I take solace in the fact I have a bigger penis than Varys
>>221209694I would start it at the death fo the last dragon desu.
oh also the high critic rating is because cool dragons doing cool dragon stuff so im sold and gonna be having a blast.
>>221223490He should've just tried to be frens with Ned, I'm sure he would've been a better brother to Stannis than Bobby anyways.
>>221223466Autism followed by a vicious redpilling on religion. Stannis is the O.G. Orthobro.
You wanna know the horrible truth?I can't even remember what they postedI only know that ritual posting was the one thing they ever wantedsome janny took them away from me.. and a knight of the seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole they left behind...agh....
>>221223380this
sultry......
>>221218510Sorsha if she thicc
>monsieur Griff he wears the hair and the beard and the eye of blue>and monsieur Naharis he does this too, non?>and each is flamboyant in his own way, n'est-ce pas?>but these two men who are of the same profession and wearing same coloring never, never are they seen together?>and why, Mesdames et Messieurs is that?>BECAUSE THE MONSIEUR GRIFF AND THE MONSIEUR NAHARIS THEY ARE THE PERSON ONE AND THE SAME!>is that not so, LORD CONNINGTON?>monsieur Griff he did not want to betray the memory of his silver prince but monsieur Daario Naharis did he feel such compulsions? Non, non, non, and once again non!>and so that when you felt the MONSTROUS URGE arise to possess the woman in every way she can be possessed by the man all that was required for you to transform from the good and loyal monsieur Griff to monsieur Naharis who rapes the woman with his eyes was just so:>the separation into the three of the beard; >the insertion into the mouth of one loose gold tooth; >the wearing of the rings;>and finally so that no one would ever suspect monsieur Griff who has spent more than a decade dwelling on his unrequited love for a dead man THE FONDLING OF THE BOSSOMS OF THE SWORDS
>>221223747Wish we stuck with Monke. She's waaaaaaaay better at bring a privileged smug bitch too.Despite being an Enby I actually don't mind Emma as a person, shes nice, but monkekino would absolutely brutally mog the dykecel cringe we get.
>>221223747how did she go from this to roman nose in 3 years?
>>221222945We, we members of the Darkstar fan club, like him because he's such a ridiculous person that it loops back into being endearing. Which makes him far superior to bland edgelords like Euron.
i just hope they do another secret flashback with monke that nobody knows about again
>>221223979she was perfect
>>221223232Either you’ve been living under a rock or you are purposefully being obtuse so that you can be another old man mad at young peopleXena was thirty years ago, we’ve been in a “culture war” since at least the mid 2010s Zoomers may be shitting themselves over that now but they were too young to have started this
>>221207202>>221211266>>221222150What's up with the gay pedophile posts in this generalWhat's up with that
>>221223466I’ve seen a lot of people say stannis is autistic and even asexual, but he really doesn’t seem likes he’s either of thoseHe’s just bitter over his life And for the asexual part it’s implied he’s attracted to her and regularly fucks herCurious why people tend to assign those traits to him
>>221224061Idk but I think they’ve been here since way back in season 1 of got
>I'm sending Aerion to the Backrooms. Perhaps some time in the Liminal Spaces will do him some good.
>St. Augustine dropped new sermons before we got Winds of Winterhttps://www.uni-wuerzburg.de/en/news-and-events/einblick/single/news/two-new-sermons-augustine-discovered/
>>221223842>She's waaaaaaaay better at bring a privileged smug bitch too.>tfw she didn't want to sell oranges and cinnamon with CristonIt's always funny watching redditors try to defend privileged rhae rhae in pic related, if the roles were reversed they be seething.
>>221224747>my twitter faction or whatever dislikes this character>therefore the portrayal is badIt's unclear to what degree you would survive going outside but you should definitely drop the piss-smelling stan woman routine and stick your nose out the door once or twice.
>>221224963>t. condom & hessterycal
Which house is the kindest to their small folk?
Would you be a manwhore for Monke?
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>>221222507Have Rhaenys become a Silent Sister and Faegon takes the black. Removing both from succession. Elia likely gets sent back to Dorne
>>221224990>the braindead hotd stan is incapable of separating fact from fiction and portrayal from character >can't string together single sentence in response to being told to fuck off back to the depths of hotdteaming and cat piss twitter so resorts to impotently drizzling out a few buzzwords like so much shitWhy don't you try grunting angrily, you misgcegenated mongoloid with the mind of a middle aged woman?
>>221225272>Have Rhaenys become a Silent SisterThat's harsh, becoming a septa like Rhaella(Aerea) did is enough. Also fAegon was a toddler.
>>221225157>self-inserting as Criston Cole being Rhaenyra's whoreCringe>self-inserting as Criston Cole being queen Alicent's whoreBased>self-inserting as Criston Cole being king Aegon II's whoreBased beyond belief
>>221222507Marry Rhaenys to my firstborn and banish Aegon to a monastery or whatever.
>>221225579>self inserting as criston Cole being helaenas whore as punishment for not saving her child
>>221224047>wejust the zoomers who piss and shit their pants on command when grifters tell them to piss and shit your pants. and i'm addressing this to both sects of retards. the ones on the dealing and receiving end. if from russia with love released today it would be one side going REEEEEEEEEEEE BOND IS BEING OUTWITTED BY A WOMAN and the other side going REEEEEEEEEE TRIPLE X IS MADE FOR MALE GAZE. no working adult cares about this shit truly.
>>221225798>saving Helaena's child because you were hiding under Alicent's bed
>>221221328You mean, the guy who just gained clear positive judgement from the divine?
>>221222497>femme fatale>is just a literal whore
>>221223555Im guessing they were shown at least two lesbian scenes
>>221225432>Also fAegon was a toddler.Something tells the Night's Watch isn't too concerned about child labor laws. Plus Aemon could raise him, they are family after all.
>>221226097>Each time a battle is lost or a crop fails, the fools will say "Baelor would not have let it happen, but the hedge knight killed him".
R A T C A T C H E R S ! ! ! ! ! !>R A T C A T C H E R S ! ! ! ! ! !R A T C A T C H E R S ! ! ! ! ! !>R A T C A T C H E R S ! ! ! ! ! !
>>221223555>The reign of House Targaryen begins with this prequel???
>>221225432>fAegon was a toddlerSo was Ivan VI Antonovich.
>>221226301Children can't take the black, Martin said so explicitly. https://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/1054
>>221205595I'm currently rewatching GoT and HotD to mentally prepare myself.
>>221224747true
