The homeowner on Love It Or List It today is so fucking cute I'm actually going to kms
>>221208429>tfw my mom watches these shows on hgtv all the time>get depressed because i'll never have a qt to look for a house with
Has anyone watched those pornos Hilary did? Are they any good?
>>221208448Although to be honest this sort of thing looks like one of the less fun parts of having a wife/gf
This is her husband. What the fuck, man
>>221208483FBI didn't release any of those and you'd get arrested for having them.
>>221208429she's painfully average
>>221208429>>221208892Quit being such a fucking simp dude.
>>221208892That's actually a looksmatch. It's just that women have gotten so fat and disgusting a 6/10 like her is a 10 now.
be honest. how many days has it been since you thought finding a girlfriend by setting up a fake modeling agency and paying women to do fake ad shoots?
>>221208892why is she married to a jeet
>>221208936>>221208944>>221208953She's a little old and frumpy/low confidence I don't deny it but her physiognomy is good and his is homosexual swarthoid. I feel urge to slay him and impregnate his foid
>>221208892I don't care if he's a med or a jeet, he's too far out of her genetic zone.
>>221209080Exactly. Imagine if this was your sister
>>221208892>jeetwhy do white women do this
>>221209295He's not jeet, he just stands like one. He's more med. Still a criminal pairing imo
>>221209455>he just stands like one.there's a jeet stance?also why are do all your images look like horrible AI upscales
>>221209455>that noseEven worse, that's a Jew
>>221209471iphone
i like the episode where the girl is scared of ghosts and the guy keeps laughing at hertheres also one where the whole family laughs like robots at everything and its really fucking weirdim also going to kms
>>221209601I liked the one where the girl was autistic and had a big collection of Barbies
>>221208892>cumskins mad
>>221208429Yeah I guess
>>221209834I remember Christopher Hitchens said piece of advice from his father to look for women with wide-set eyes, very sweet type...
>>221209834She looks like a sweet, sheltered, midwestern girl. I want to absolutely defile her.
>>221209922That's no doubt what this faggot likes about her >>221209455
>>221208429she has dysfunctional thyroid, look at the thinning of outer third of the eyebrow
>>221209834Oh. Straight on is not so good.
fuck i really hate "rating" people because i think it's for children, but she's pretty average man. i'm sure she makes him happy but she's not oneitis parasocial material
>>221208892what is wrong with him?
>>221208448Looking at a house with a woman sucks. They fixate on retarded cosmetic shit and disregard or are oblivious to roof status, mechanicals, foundation status etc
>>221208429>anons simp for a 5/10 because she's attainablemany such cases
>>221208483Watching now for research... she looked a bit like Anita Sarkeesian back then, but she had great tits.
>>221210803He picked a bad still on purpose, you can do this with anyone and it means nothing
>>221210891You can't call it simping when it's just calling a girl I saw on the TV cute. That's not what simping is
>>221210920Nothing can fix that pupillary distance.
>>221212122very cool post number
>>221210828You people will fawn over faces of strange specimens like Ellen Page, Joey King, Selena Gomez,* this is all considered normal; I say a girl with Virginia Woolf side profile and roundish sweet Apple Pie American face is cute, apparently this is not allowed... It seems like the rule is actually that you can only say nice things about famous celebrities, because it is very important to others here that 'normal women' like this remain 'attainable', aren't given any ideas about being attractive... I don't care about this.*to be clear there's nothing wrong with this
>>221208892Haven't watched that in at least ten years and even then everyone on the show had like two million dollars for a house
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>>221212122It's not even as dramatic as the spacing on someone like Anya Taylor-Joy, who is generally (though not uncontroversially) considered attractive (BECAUSE OF and not in spite of the unusual dimensions of her face)Being able to say "interpupillary distance" doesn't make your mundane observations ("her eyes are far apart") more aesthetically scientific. Lots of retards learn to say "canthal tilt" "recessed maxilla" etc and then fancy themselves experts, meanwhile I have literally hundreds of hours carefully sculpting faces in The Sims 3 and other games with in-depth character creators, I have a VERY fine appreciation for face shapes and I see so far beyond these stupid ideas about simple 'correctness'. Every impressive-sounding phrase you wield crudely is lived experience to me, because I have manually shaped thousands of beautiful faces.
