Somehow, John C Reilly returned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJn8q_oBWlc
larry fine looking ass nigga
Oofy doofy.
jesus he looks fucked
He's so likeable. Do you think he rapes kids and worships Satan like the others? Sometimes I wish he was my friend, when I'm outside his house using binoculars to look in his windows.
>>221209562My favorite one is when Willem Dafoe went in the movie closet and began stealing the movies into his backpackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tG_cBdvo2c
>>221209690Also how he was asked to pick 5 movies but instead picks 20 of them and steals them all
>>221209562He might be my favorite actor.
>>221209562why are him and will ferrell morphing into old men rapidly? they're barely 60. does every regular man who doesn't get work done rapidly morph into an old man at this point?
>>221209562>that collectionHe posts here.
>>221209562>redditerionWho cares?
>>221210116Why are zoomers so dysfunctional about age?
>I WATCH OLD FILMS!!!Why is everyone on criterion like this?
>>221210233i'm just asking if i have rapidly aging into an old man to look forward to at 58-59.
>>221209562This is less of a Return and more of a Strike Back
>>221209562Real life Heat Miser.
>>221210238Anon...
>>221209562>FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US>FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
>>221210116>Barely 60Dafoe is 70 years old.
>>221210482reading comprehension. also dafoe has looked old for like 30 years i am aware.
>>221209631I live in your walls, nigger
>>221210116That is how 60 year old men look when they don't obsess over appearances like typical Hollywood fags. He's also always looked like an ogre
>>221209562damn he’s getting old
>>221209562That’s Art Garfunkel
>>221209690i can tell he out patricians me because I've only seen 4 of those
>>221210319you think he looks older than he does because hes bald, he looks very normal for 60
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>>221210238why are you so triggered by people enjoying old films and wanting to share that over sharing that they like Pulp Fiction? I hope to god Gen A doesn't have this complex as much as Gen Z had, Millennials were proud to like old shit
>>221209579kek
>>221209562have any of these people just picked movies they starred in?
>>221211997Willem Dafoe picked 2 movies he starred in, including one as Jesus, where he compared himself to Jesus, and then put the movie in a backpack and stole it
>>221210238Do you know what Criterion releases retard?
>>221209562What the fuck happened to him and Will Ferrell? They both look 80 now
>>221209562Who's that? Someone's ghost?
>>221212197They did a really really shitty holmes and watson movie i refused to even enter threads for. I knew it was the curse.
>>221212232There's a curse on making Sherlock Holmes remakes?
Dr Steve Brule
Criterion Closet Picks are boring
>>221212197He stopped drinking babies bloodonce you start, you can't stop or it ages you quickly
So he just killed Michael Pollard right?
>>221209562This shit should be in the 2nd post in every criterion closet thread.
i would just start peeing on all the movies if they invited me there
>>221209690You think he resells them on ebay?