>makes fun of Jewish fairy tales in the most comical way possibleabsolute kino to watch while Christcucks seethe
It didn’t seem incongruent with Christianity in any form thoughever.
>>221210279Its one of my favorite Monty Python bits.
>>221210279It only has like 3 funny jokes. >the latin conjugation joke>biggus dickus>all Brians allies coming to save him at the end only to fuck off for random reasonsStill i gve the movie a lot of credit for having the balls to end with Crucifiction
>>221210313>random dude gets a following by gullible people>funniest bit is him saying I'm not the messiah>the followers say that's what the true messiah would say>he says he's the messiah>followers go "he is?">he answers "no fuck off"kekkius maximuswatch it again and try to understand what's going one this time
>>221210383So? That’s Brian not Jesus.
Cleese went full 1488 and kinda realizes his young liberal days contributed to Britain's downfall
>>221210417yeah, but did you get the bit where gullible people can believe anyone is the saviour?messiah=Jesus and he makes fun of jesus
>>221210451So what? It doesn’t conflict with any tenant of Christian faith. There were loads of false messiahs especially during that time period and nobody disputes that. My Christian family and friends had no problem with the movie. It’s a comedy taking place in biblical times.
>>221210486cope the director even said it was heretical
>>221210531Yeah... and Ridley Scott says Deckard is a replicant lmao
>>221210531>WHYYY WONT YOU GET MAD WTFare you winning yet daughter (son)?
>>221210589why should I feel a senes of accomplishment in ragebaiting fools that are brainwashed slaves of the Jews?I don't win in pitting the golems
But they show the real Christ preaching on the mount in the film, and he's portrayed as quite noble.
>>221210351The stoning crowd turning out to be 90% bloodthirsty women in fake beards was very funny.
>>221210279>while Christcucks seethewhy are they seething? are they in the room watching with you?
>>221210796yes
How can you laugh at anything nowadays? Life is so bleakEverything you find preciosu is just waiting to be raped, dissected and burned.
>>221210351Biggus Dickus wasn't even funny
>>221210279>>221210637This. Mitwits missed this. If they hadn't they would seethe for the film being pro-Jesus.>>221210819I was if you took Latin
>>221210351>What have the Romans done for us>Political group splintering over the same issues>'I identify as a woman'>People killing eachother over what Brian meantThere are a bunch, the movie was fun.>>221210814~Always look on the bright side of life~
>>221210279>christianity>jewish fairy talesIt's a mystery cult created by the Roman Empire. Only connection to the jews is that the Romans created it to settle down the riotous jews.
>>221211498>created by romansoh my goowd coortisul spike this hahahaha oh my fucking god man this man so stooopied
>>221210279PEOPLE THEY CALL ROMANI THEY GO TO THE HOUSE?!
Let's not forget the infamous deleted scene which they obviously didn't mean anything by:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWVQZIH-B6U
>>221211498For years retards have told me that the Jews created Christianity to subvert the Roman Empire and completely destroy European civilization... 2000 years later.Now this retard says that it's actually the other way around and the Romans created Christianity to subvert the Jews.
>>221210279I've never seen a Christian seethe over this movie.
>>221210279Good morning, Saar!
>>221210313>>221210417>>221210486>>221210548>>221210589can someone genuinely explain to me since when also /tv is a Christian board?
>>221211836What a poorly constructed sentence. But I’m an atheist, I just don’t think the movie is particularly pointed a critique of Christiandom or can’t be enjoyed by most Christians at face value
The best scene IMO is when the Jew say rhetorically "what has Rome ever done for us" and they list off a dozen infrastructure projects the Romans built when they came.
>>221210279This motion picture is Satanic
>>221211874>What a poorly constructed sentencefaggot
>>221210279"i'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose!"one of the greatest movie quotes of all time.
>>221210279t. edgelord troon
>>221212139t. the retard low IQ who believes in a sky daddy
>>221210279It is overrated. And the irreverent deconstruction of British social norms Monty Python was famous for contributed to the national decline of the UK and its loss of identity. Who else is to blame for Londonistan other than the Oxbridge educated liberal atheist wankers like John Cleese? That said, I liked the Latin grammar bit.
>>221211457The whole thing is funny. I like the vow of silence guy and you get to see Terry Jones' balls.
>>221213247>Monty Python was famous for contributed to the national decline of the UK and its loss of identityI didn't know it was a synonym for Jews
>>221210819
One of the all-time best comedies, definitely.
Haven't watched either of them for quite some time, but I seem to remember Life of Brian being funnier than Holy Grail. Though Holy Grail has plenty more memorable moments.
>>221210819He has a wife you know
>>221210279At least most Christians can laugh at themselves which is not something you can say for more thin skinned religions
>>221211961How droll.
>>221214131it's painfully unfunny as is the rest of the dated monty python catalogI finally understand what zoomers mean when they say uncslop
>>221210418He doesn't though, he has the most "repeat what you just saw on XTheEverythingWebsite" boomer brain possible. One second it's "post a picture of you eating a union jack bacon sandwich to piss off the muslims", then two minutes later it's "drumpf is stoopid".
>>221210279I'm a Christian and i quite enjoy the life of brian and have watched it many times, its just a bit of fun.>>221210637and this, i dont see what anyone who's seen it could be upset by.
>>221214604zoomers dont like anything because their brains are fried from constant stimulation. if they're not constantly screen switching, they're bored. that's why they say that, not because of any measure of taste.
>>221211836Christ is king
>>221214753yeah king of the jews
>>221210279Jesus rejected Judaism and created a new testament. Hence the name. Everyone can be saved not just the chosen race. Jesus rejected the Torah and the old testament.
>>221214852Enjoy the ban vladddy
>>221214739a broken clock is right twice a day
>>221210279You dropped your dilator, sis
>>221214852>Jesus rejected the Torah and the old testamentok noahide retard
>>221214807he was the king OF jews. retard lol
>>221210637>SPEAK UP!>I think he said "blessed are the cheesemakers.">it's obviously not meant to be taken literally he's simply referring to all manufacturers of dairy productsKek
>>221211644Mel. It's funnier to keep the suicide squads reveal as a surprise at the end
>>221214604Romans go home.
>>221211652You're not 70 years old.
>>221211836Everywhere English is spoken is Christian.
>>221211649No, it was to completely subvert and destroy the Caesar reputation so the Roman people would accept their new Flavian overlords.
My favorite is the bit where they make fun of retarded communists who are also trannies
>>221210418Delusional
>>221210279It say absolutely nothing against Jesus. It's about his dumb fuck followers.
>>221215143as well as the rest of europe
The only thing I'd have edited out is the alien bit. Out of place with the rest of the film, and more fitting with Holy Grail. Otherwise a perfect film.
>>221210279Moderately mogged by Mel Brooks flicks and viciously mogged by ZAZ flicks (airplane, naked gun, scary movie, etc)
>>221211836Ever since we realized atheism is what's caused all the infinity niggers and trannyism. No amount of cope will put people back to sleep, you had you chance to make the world gay and atheist with your nonstop nihilistic atheist slop for decades. You failed to capitalize in time.
>>221210279>Jews push atheism for centuries>Jews are finally outed as the world's problem>Dumbass goyim still think atheism, the weapon of the Jew against the goyim, is the answerI couldn't imagine being such a cuckolded good goy. Like when you wake up, do you try to make as little noise as possible so as not to disturb your Jewish masters? When you're angry, do you try to keep your voice down so daddy Jew doesn't hear you in the other room?
>>221210279based fuck this kike religion
>>221215610What if I poorly conflate Christianity with liberalism and globohomo? What if I say Christianity was all a jewish 4D chess conspiracy? What if me and my liberal discord friends pretend to believe this? What now, chud?
>>221215610>just believe in Santa Claus againWish it was that shrimple anon, I truly do
>>221214625Drumpf is stoopid. People still want to see the Epstein files even after the debacle in Iran.
>>221210279If you wanna see Palin at max seethe defending Life of Brian you have to see this classic gem. The fun stuff starts at 12:40.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUYhtJINiaY&ab_channel=BBCArchive
>>221210279overrated slop made for the masses
>>221210351I bring up the Judean People's Front all the time.
>>221216667Fuck offWe're the Peoples Front of Judea
>>221210351Life of Brian is the least funny Monty Python movie but I also think it's their best movie and most interesting. It could have no jokes and I'd still like it because the plot is fascinating. >Makes christcucks seetheIt doesn't, I think its great.
>*record scratch*>*50 years later*Damn, so it turns out subverting White Christian society wasn't a very good thing after all.
>>221210486This guy has Faith and its hilarious watching the Usual Demoralizers screeching at him. Curious how they always attack Christians, rather than any of the actual supremacist groups that claim they are "chosen" by God.
>>221210637>But they show the real ChristThat's NOT the Real Christ, that's Admiral Piett.
>>221211836Why are you so butthurt about Christians?
>>221214578>At least most Christians can laugh at themselvesEasy to do when you have FAITH and aren't the kind easily shaken by demonic well poisoners.
>>221215704>Jews push atheism for centuries>Jews also push that they are God's "chosen"So, um, yeah, like there IS no God, but if there were....He chose us! Yeah. That's the ticket!
>>221216336lol @ 27:15, the old guy brings up the idea of making "The Life of Mohammed" and Cleese's response is basically that since Christianity has progressed out of violence, it can safely be mocked into irrelevance.
>>221210279>Jewish fairy talesthey're spoofing the time period. The fellows stated outright that there's nothing to make fun of or quibble over in the gospels of Christ
>>221216308This
>>221218333>troll responseTypical. As expected.
>>221214852>Everyone can be saved not just the chosen race>“But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”>These twelve Jesus sent forth, and commanded them, saying, Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not:huh?
>>221214852>Everyone can be saved not just the chosen racePaul said that. Not Jesus.
>>221211836LARPing faggots who are pretending to be based tradcaths after liberal hedonism became a little more mainstream
>>221215143Good Morning Sir
>>221211836Let's them fight back against "woke" whilst couching in le based crusader aesthetics. They're too spineless to be contrary to ZOG and LGBT shit without a rationale that comes from Iron Age mythology. Also it allows them to revel in their religious righteousness, just like antiracist progressives can stroke their egos with their secular righteousness.
>>221214852>Jesus rejected Judaismhe literally says gentiles are dogs begging for scraps and jews are the masters of the table lolhe is the culmination of judaism. a narcissistic rabbi who believes he is lord god of all goyim. >hey goy give me all your money and property because god told me to tell you>christcucks: LOL OK!
>>221218667>ZOGFuck me, you people are pathetic...
>Engladeshi spend half a century mocking their own religion>Now they're conquered my muzzies who will kill them if they're even slighly critical of them, and a quarter million of their children have been raped
>>221218711No he literally says that to a foreign invader Samaritan. And in the end commends them for not being a pagan retard and acknowledging Him as God. I know you've never read the bible and you're just regurgitating memes kikes told you on facebook.
>>221218742Whatchu mean by dat cracka
Life of Brian makes fun of liberals more than it makes fun of christians
>>221218751You are American your opinion is irrelevant
What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem
>>221218763the samaritan is you. you stupid moron. do you think you are hebrew.the apostles will laugh at you for being a gentile simp like they did that woman
>>221211836It'd larping while deluding themselves that all the religious posturing is anti woke
>>221211836because 4chan is 10% humans, 40% bots, and 50% brownoid shitskins. you know how uppity favelamonkeys get about god
>>221214852Enjoy the nukes on Moscow
>>221210819I don't find the joke itself that funny, but knowing that it was just an out take where Palin saw the guy starting to crack and decided to fuck with him.
>>221218711>he is the culmination of judaism.Then WHY does the Talmud claim he is boiling in excrement in Hell???You well poisoners keep talking out of both sides of your mouths.
>>221219163Because rabbinical Judaism that we know today wasn't the religion of Christ
>>221219179>more pilpulCan you keep this shit on /pol/ instead of constantly spilling out everywhere? Fuck off.
Christianity is incompatible with White Nationalism
>>221219209Not an argument
>>221210279>>221210383STFU you disgusting pajeet. You worship a retarded elephant and genetically defective woman (has six arms)
>>221219163>not understanding the esau gambithe's poison for the gentiles. why would they accept him lol. >the only way to oppose the jews is to worship jews and give them central banking and subscribe to the belief its gods plan they enslave us and allow synagogues in europe and destroy non jewish ideologies as pagan and andchristcucks I swear lol
>>221218168>progressed out of violenceIf Cleese thinks that will ever happen with Islam he like other people in the UK do not know history. >>221218397And if you keep reading Jesus and the disciples go to the samartian and gentle towns later. Then a command to go to the whole world. Educate yourself on what you criticize. >>221218422John 3:16>>221218862>humility is bad
>>221211836Modern 4chan is filled with catholics from brown countries
>>221210383i don’t think you actually did.
>>221211836Goooood morning!
>>221218855buddy, you're ruled by this guy. sit down.
>>221210279I would imagine that it's only Jews and Evangelicals who get upset by it because it's pretty critical of them.Portrays Jews as both fanatics who are desperate to follow anything that moves and radical communists who are into transgenderism and other gender bullshit.It isn't about Christ or Christianity at all.Also Brian's mother is a whore who fucks Roman soldiers.
>>221221085>Also Brian's mother is a whore who fucks Roman soldiers.this was a common anti-christian thing to say back then, I believe his name was said to be Pantera
>>221221318>Panterasorry forgot to add this was the name of the Roman soldier that was said to be Jesus' father
>>221211836Zoomers got bullied by immigrants in school so they watched a 10 minute video about the crusades and now claim they're Christian.
Aight gaylord zoomers, which of the gospels is the correct one? It's Mark
>>221211836>>221221354>>221218667the fucking constant shoving faggot and tranny shit down people's throats is super annoying and faggots and trannies tend to do openly anti christian things due to being atheists or jewish or jewish atheists so people started doing the christian thing as a response so they can talk about hating homos. Also it took some time, but christian evangelizing on social media has caught up to atheist evangelizing. Like in the 2000s atheists were a disproportionate amount of web users, but now there are more christians online who have been doing a better job than the catholic church at evangelizing parts of the bible
>>221221354why are immigrants constantly bullying people?
>>221221706Reed newfag
>>221216308You're obsessed over the Epstein Files, solely because you want Trump crucified and nothing else. I would like the files out too, but I want to know who else was involved, left and right, along with whatever celebrity, entrepreneur, etc., and I want no more bullshit around it. You don't want justice or truth, you hate the son of a bitch and you want him to suffer.
>>221222165Meant for>>221211836
>>221215610Whatever planet you're on, I hope we can reach it someday.
>>221222173He should suffer. All politicians should.
>>221210279>you were raped?>at first
>>221222542
>>221210351>I'm Brian and so is my wife
>>221211836>old Internet was white>mostly atheist>current Internet is brown>mostly religiousReally deuses the vults
>>221222867>those are the only two variables at play
>>221222918If that's what you think brownoid, go ahead.
>>221222867Sheeeit, never made that connection until now...
>>221219456>Le Esau Gambit/pol/ retards so desperate to defend their fake Jew overlords
>>221223275Wait till you see this...oh no no no no no
>>221214860I've been seeing people getting called variants of "vlad" all around /tv/ todayIs this a new leftypol or poltroon shit?Not everyone is in the same bubble as you, dude
>>221212139>t. edgelord troon I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
>>221223485Now where's the 13 other billion who have died in Christ?
>>221223661How did Jesus fit 13 billion in him?
>>221223675>Redditor quip that serves as deflectionI'm sorry your meme image was easy to brush off
>>221223697Well how did he?
>>221223661In hell
>>221223716You wish
>>221223731Go pray about it
>>221223737Pray about what? You malfunctioning?
>>221223745About Rabbi Yeshua's foreskin
>>221223754That hurts, but I'm not the one serving the kikes like yourself.
>>221222933that was your implication, sweetie pie
>>221223511I think there are some leftists who are so delusional they still, STILL, genuinely believe the 'Russia stole the election for drumpf' or whatever thing.
>>221211652>>221210796The film was banned in several countries and Christian groups organized protests at screenings.
>>221216667SPLITTER
>>221210351This dude wants to be a woman
>>221223819Ok maybe that may or may not have happened 50 years ago or whatever but I have never in living memory seen anyone give a shit about it.Coming on here and making a thread where you declare yourself the winner and your enemies 'seething' is the lowest form of discourse imaginable.
>>221215610A certain levantine tribe did that.
>>221217891I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICEIF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODYI KNOW NOT EVERYBODYHAS A BODY LIKE YOUU
>>221222165>liberals lost arguments because everything they believed in was built on air and lies>yet believes a man made Jewish religion based on unprovable fairy tales is the truthb-but we never lost an argument! we called you kike so we always won!stop telling me that a kike on a stick isn't the truth like everything else Jewish related.you must be Jewish yourself even if you made it very clear that you're not by criticizing my Jewish centric religion reeeeeeeeeeeeee
It was a mistake for Christianity to include the load of Jewish horseshit that is the old testament as part of the Bible. Now there's Judaiser heresies such as Evangelicals who simp for Jews.
>>221215704>do you try to keep your voice down so daddy Jew doesn't hear you in the other room?yo got me.can you tell me what race was the god you worship in human form?
>>221215704I'm not willing to go around affecting religiosity in spite of not actually believing in anything just because I like some aesthetic or moral aspect of Christianity. It would be demeaning for the religion.
>>221222173>projectingIt’s clear he’s being protected. Why hasn’t Bill been dragged to testify yet? Why is convicted rapist and child trafficker (Ghislane Maxwell))) in a comfy white collar prison with puppy playtime? Why was Alexander Acosta the guy who made Epstein the sweetheart deal in 2008 made the secretary of labor in the dotard’s first term? It’s almost as if this chuckle fuck doesn’t hire the best people lmao.
>>221224063NTA but believing in the existence of God is far less absurd than believing a man in a dress is a woman
>>221224070That's retarded. Which part of the Old Testament is causing problems?If anything, modern Christianity throws out the Old Testament. Most of these bad ideas clearly come from New Testament ideas taken to absurd conclusions, not from Judaism.
>>221224184how
>>221224210Because God is unfalsifiable whereas calling a man a woman is falsifiable.
>>221224196>Which part of the Old Testament is causing problems?Every part of it. The Old testament is a a cult's collection of scrapped together myths from surrounding cultures, El and Yahweh from the Canaanites, the story of Adam and Eve and the forbidden fruit from the Sumerians. The old testament is also outright evil, with verses in it commanding genital mutilation, rape, the genocide of entire countries(children included). Is it any wonder why the Romans viewed Jews as savages?
>>221224295None of that has anything to do with the many bad ideas currently infecting our society.It is clear most of those bad ideas come from the Sermon on the Mount and Hippie Jesus interpretation.>just love everyone man.>love foreigners even more than your own people>women are equal to men>judge not>etcI am not seeing any Old Testament in any of this.
>>221224184yeah I agree but I hope that believing in the existence of god doesn't translate to:>so this Jew activated cheats and basically escaped death and lived again like it was nothing>so this Jew cheated nature and cured people without a real way to do so just by touchyou can believe everything came to be from a singular god, you're welcome to speculate that, but that doesn't justify the religion of Christianity as the truth.same goes for every other religion with the same principle.I can say allah is one, elohim is one but then like every abrahamic religion there's a retarded self insert of a person that explains that the breaking of the laws of physics strangely happend to be the reason of god or a prophet that only happened in certain locations and not everywhere else in the world so it's enough proof that those things happened.a tranny is not aware of the mental gym he/she does to believe he/she's a man/woman and the same goes for anyone who says he believes in god and happened to also believe in a religion, they don't differentiate reality and fantasy when presented with simple questions that challenge their believes
>>221211836/tv/ is simply contrarian
