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>>221212125If Clarkson dies, Britain dies with him. He is the only truly British man alive.
nice to think most of us will get either prostate cancer or bowel cancer, and, if either is treated, the rest of your life will be horrible anyway
>yeah bro it's totally aggressive super cancer and I might die>has had it for well over a year and nobody even knew until it aired in the showHe's literally milking a cancer diagnosis for views. If it was half as bad as he suggests then people would have known and he would have had to reveal it earloer in a press release or twitter post like a normal celebrity.
>>221212251nothing is implausible here
and he was such a health nut too
>>221212125>And on that bombshell..
>>221212125>Tonight, on Top Gear>I get my bum irradiated
>>221212924Nothing against him but this will quite literally be my exact reaction when he croaks
>>221212251He's no better than Boogie1488.
>>221212125Jeremy Clarkson is a fascist, racist bigot.
>>221213016I think this would please him greatly>pic unrelated, top gear shenanigans
>>221213033>>221213015u r rly boring
We all gotta go sometime
>>221212125At least he has seen the world and has done memorable things
>>221213183This. When the /tv/ incels making fun of him ITT croak, not even their lice will cry.
>>221212125He's the only brit I genuinely like. I'll be sad when he bites it.
>>221213255>big fat idiotHe reminds you of yourself.
>>221212125>the cancer shouting "POWERRRR" as It spreads
>>221213255>He's the only brit I genuinely like.In breaking news, media personality Jeremy Clarkson has died six months *earlier* than anticipated.
>>221213033well, he has some flaws too
>>221213244away to fuck, gobby fat melt liked to hand it out he can cunting well take it
vaxxie bros...I don't feel so good
>>221213377Are you angry, Jock? You'll pardon my asking of course but where you people are concerned it can be difficult to tell.
>>221213411
>And it turns out I have the largest prostate tumor... in the world
HE WILL BE FINELA LALA LA LALA
>>221212125Hopefully they get the Stig in to operate.
>>221212125Jeremy stands proudly with Restore Britain, not the kosher controlled opposition Reform Britain.
>>221212924
>>221213703There could be no fitter judge than yourself to adjudicate on which of two people had managed to fish the tastier chunk of human excrement out of a toilet, anon.
>>221213033When did Libertarianism become Fascism?If that's fascist, what isn't?
>>221212201The major risk factors for all major cancers are very well known and it's on you if you decide to ignore them.
>>221213400>chuds be like: VACCINE BAD! CIGARETTE GOOD!
>>221212125Finally Jeremy Clarkson has encountered something more toxic and depressing than Jeremy Clarkson.
>>221213890I’m not sure I’ve met a chud who smokes
>>221213931Your samefagging is getting boring as hell, bro. By all means keep bumping Clarkson to the top of the catalog tho
>>221213943You must not having been paying attention during covid, a lot of them were going on about how smoking tobacco is protective against viruses.
>>221212201lots of people live normally without a prostate. Still get erections and such.
>>221213943>he doesn't know about the king of the zoomers
>>221213033kill yourself already you tranny fuck
>>221212201start finastride, keep your hair and prostate
>>221213033And here I was thinking I couldn't like him any more than I already do
>>221213847Bit homohobic
I think I want to get my prostate removed when I get older. If you don't die from a heart attack you die from your prostate.
>>221212140he's literally a bloatmax, consomemax, spendmax, egomaxing, delegatemaxing, greedmaxer, quintessentially British really
>>221212125lol
>>221212251>He's literally milking a cancer diagnosis for viewsshould have spent that time milking his prostate instead, then maybe he wouldn't be dying of terminal cock rot now
>>221212125He never once used his immense platform to address the issue of grooming gangs or the violent third world invasion of White Britain. Cowardly boomer.
>>221212125Reminder the pharma industry is fucking evil, the rich greedy scums making money off the field should get shot like the insurance ceo. We should have cure for cancer by now
>>221214134Its crazy to think how literally everything now will have cancer etc type enducing shit in it. Like, unless you were to go live in the middle of nowhere and eat and drink off of the land.. but even then that seems impossible because every water source and even just the fucking air seems to be corrupted now no matter what. And all for what? So some 99 year old jew can add another 0 to his already million figure salary.
>>221212125There aint no grave that can hold my body down
>>221213969Makes more sense to rely on something completely unproven than relying on something proven to not work. A chud smoking to stop the coof is more rational than anyone who got the experimental gene therapy.
>>221212125despite everything you'd be hardpressed to find someone who lived a more enjoyable life than him.
>>221212125He looks like cancer. Look at his face. I hope he dies soon. Thank God for his cancer.Any movies for this feel?
>>221213033damn, I wasn't aware. Sending love and prayers.
>>221214071He's done more for British farmers than any fag smoker has in generations
>>221214073Posts that aged like fine wine
>>221213969I have literally never ONCE seen or heard of what your claiming in the past 6 fucking years.
must have been from all the man love he got up his bum
>>221213770>When did Libertarianism become Fascism?When Leftists became Authoritarian.
>>221212251You should get checked.Prostate cancer is becoming more common in men of even younger ages
>>221214114>Chuds developed their own version of twitter spammers demanding their favorite D&D YouTuber to say “trans rights!”Kek
>>221214778probably from sitting down too much.
>>221214073Many such cases
>>221214073I just don't understand why chuds always blame vaccines when people die. I got jabbed three times years ago and nothing is happening to me. In my religion, if God says you will die, you die.
>>221215115God isn't real, you retard. Blow your religion up your ass.
>>221215134>t. Rick and Morty biggest fanReddit is down to the left.
>>221215134>Religion bad>Science good
>>221214044Prostate cancer is usually a die with not from disease you get when you're 85
>>221215115Kek you took the mark of the beast and will not enter heaven. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221213956Countless people have been shitting on Clarkson for various reasons for decades you sad little perm-headed poofter, there's no need to samefag when half the country already thinks of him as a complete berk, King of the Pub Bores.
>>221212125>eat and live like shit>be a heavy smoker and drinker>get cancerYou reap what you sow.
>>221212140FpbpEnd of a era
>>221212125>Recent shits have been more bloody than usualI'm fucked aren't I?
>>221215354if that were true he'd have gotten lung, oral or bowel cancer.instead he simply got the cancer that's just common among men who get old.
>>221213033Proppa Brexit geeza
>>221213244>basing the value of your life on what people think of youAre you on your period?
>>221212125>>221214073rofl
>>221214073V-vaxbros????
>>221212125>Does this mean he's not coming on then?
>>221212125He's fine, he was in the audience of the BGT final the other day.Probably never really had prostrate cancer to begin with, but was looking for a note the series could end on if it needed a hiatus in case Amazon didn't commission more, like RTD did by regenerating Doctor Who as Billy Piper.
>>221215375>diet, lifestyle, alcohol and smoking aren't risk factors for prostate cancer>smoking is only a risk factor for lung and oral cancers>ethanol is only a risk factor for digestive tract cancersWhat sleeping through highschool biology classes does to a mf
>>221215115I just don't understand how normies can see the flu completely disappear for a year when a financial incentive existed for each 'covid' case and not be suspicious
>>221212140You do know he loathes Reform UK, and is anti-brexit, right?
>>221215372Depends on the color of the bloodIs it red? Then its probably just hemorrhoidsIf its black blood then its an internal bleeding and you have issues that you should talk to a doctor about
>>221212251>If it was half as bad as he suggests then people would have knowncancer is called the silent killer. if he didnt have regular checkups then how would people have known?
>>221215244Protestant detected. You must be "busy" in Pride Month don't you?
>>221212125anyone else done a 180 on him? i watched top gear since 2010 and always thought hes entertaining and cried at the last ep of tgt but i dont even care. i think making a show about poor farmers while you yourself are part of the problem was too much for my moral compass.
>>221215314I’m sure that’s true in your little hugbox. Meanwhile he’s a millionaire that’s able to shit out a show about farming that becomes one of Amazon’s biggest streaming successes. And then managed to launch a beer and cider range off the back of that show. Purely based on merit and not based on his own popularity I’m sure.I was more criticising the samefag spouting political nonsense when the reality is that Clarkson supports the majority of leftist talking points.
>>221215537>while you yourself are part of the problem was too much for my moral compass.how is he part of the problem exactly?
>>221215537I did a 0 on this ugly fat cunt who thinks he's hot shit for saying OI MATE DIS CAH IS PROPPA GOOD on TV
>>221214073zing
>>221215541celebrity beer is such a tired concept it even has its own nickname.
>there are people in this world who thinks vaccine is more powerful than God meme
>>221212125On tonight's episode of Top Gear>Jeremy gets chemotherapy>Richard explores alternative medicine>James tries to make wigs for cancer patients out of a Dacia Sandero
>>221212251you think clarkson was preemptively going to the doctor to get his butthole examined? does that sound like clarkson to you?fuck that, the dude probably shit black for 6 months before going "huh okay maybe i should check it out", downing a pint on the way to the doccos office
Can he get a prostate transplant? What prostate type would his donor be?
>>221215765>look jeremy i got you a new liver>HAMMOND YOU IDIOT I NEED A NE-
>>221215432Reform UK is blairite labor/conservative uniparty project, and Farage is a snake. British patriots back Restore Britain.
>>221212251People forget the show isn't live and was shot last year.Normies truly are retards.
>>221216145kek
>>221213033You'd have to be clinically insane not to be racist if you live in Britain
>>221213033how is it THIS easy to farm (You)s on here?/tv/ is getting browner and browner
>>221212125He was always annoying to me. Still I hope he gets better.
>>221216635hes a prick but without him, imagine the show with JUST james and shorty?
>>221215432>Clarkson is a RESTORECHADunfathomably based sirs
>>221215432So he's the last true British man, retard.
>>221215432We all know he is a conservative globalist faggot.>>221217070you have this guy
>>221212201While you're basically guaranteed to have it if you live long enough, prostate cancer grows slowly, rarely spreads, and is treatable if found early. Colon cancer, you're fucked.
>>221212924gottim kek
>>221215115>In my religion, if God says you will die, you die.Didn't you go against your religion by getting the Vax then?
>>221215115kys pedo
>>221212125How did it even get aggressive? Bro is like 60. You're supposed to get routine colonoscopies past 40. If they find polyps, they get removed and you're instructed to return every few years. If they keep finding the polyps, you might need yearly checkups. Bro ate like shit and ignored his routine checkups. I feel no sympathy.
>>221213244Lice don't have tearductsOf course they won't cry.
>>221217270>polyps>colonoscopyIt's prostate cancer, retard. Not colon cancer.
>>221217270I believe turbocancers have been reported more often after the big C. My vaxxed uncle got one and died. My dad got cancer and lived(for the moment).
>>221217270he has prostate cancer not colon cancer dumbass
>>221217291>>221217313Prostate and colon are both checked by a finger up your ass, or did you not know that?
>>221217330>both checked by a finger up your assis that what you think a colonoscopy is?
>>221212251lol what? There have been celebs who literally died without revealing the diagnosis until after death
>>221212251decent bait
>>221212125Why do people bring children to this world when they can 100% get cancer? I don’t get it
>>221218032people usually don't experience cancer themselves before having children.
>>221212140>>221215364>>221215432>>221214071>if this multimillionaire sports car reviewer dies... Bri'in dies!!!Braindead fucking cattle.
so basically if I don't eat like shit and drink alcohol, I reduce chances of prostate cancer?
>>221218086grim
>>221218086same thing for the US except it's spics niggers and jeets
>>221218138Also try not to dildo yourself up the ass, I know that's hard
>>221218178America was always black.
Hope his poor wife does not take this too hard.
>>221217270Didn't he say it's very early? Doesn't that mean he was getting a check up?
>>221218086It's emblematic Shafir
>>221213988Not my old man. Got his prostate removed and has been impotent since. He hasn't had an erection in 12 years. He's become a real mean old bastard since, too.
>>221218138don't so nofap.a healthy amount of release is a good thing.
don't respond to that bait
>>221218330She outcome happened to my wife's dad after his prostate removal.
>>221212125Thought it was interesting how British lefties hate Clarkson but when Ellen Degenerate moved to England she was happy to hang out at his pub.
>OH SHIT YOURE GONNA MAKE ME BOOST
>2026>elites still hiding the cure for cancers to profit off of chemo therapy and other virtually useless methods
>>221218061But we all know it exist we see it
>>221212125Good. May he rest in piss.
>>221212125prostate cancer is the least deadly. you can live for decades with it as long as you get treatment early enough. doctors even offer treatment over surgery to elderly patients. i hate jeremy clarkson because top gear was spammed so much in the UK that i developed an adverse reaction to the presenters, but cancer killed my parents. i'm on his side this time. i hope he beats it so i can go on not liking him.fyi, top gear was fake and scripted
>>221218191>thinks touching your prostate gives you prostate canceranon failed biology and sex ed at the same timeClarkson got it from living on steak, fags and warm ale for 40 years like every other Brit dad
>>221219978extremely tragic but based reasoning for support
>>221218032You're right, when is your MAID appointment?
>>221212125he never became Britains greatest PM :(
>>221212125tick tock, Jeremy
>>221213033Yeah that's why he's based and you're an ugly brown faggot.
>>221220176Wats that
>>221212862lol
>>221212251I didnt even know he was sick...
>eat fried things frequently>drink fairly frequentlyI'm going to die of cancer in my 20s aren't I...
>>221221643Genetics and luck play more of a role than anything.I work with guys that have spent their lives around asbestos and smoking/drinking and nothing. 60+ years old and still fine.Then you'll see other dudes, healthy as anything and they get cancer in their 30's/40's
>>221218086London is Whiter than Detroit
NO FUCKING REFUNDSSAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>221222403The vax got him. Could be the 40 years of smoking cigarettes but it's probably the vax.
>>221212125who the FUCK is Jeremy Clarkson? you telling me that isn't Stephen Fry?
>>221212125Dinkin flicka! Say la vie.
Kek I remember him joking about ass cancer on QI once
>>221212125>perhaps I should have trusted internet schizos over my doctor
>>221218178>>221218207No, if it was America, they'd be driving superior cars on spacious roads.
>>221222525>smoming causes... prostate cancerThe vaxxie cope is unreal LMAO
>>221223061Nah there'd be dozens of homeless people slumped over on fent
>>221213033Imagine thinking anyone cares in CY+11. You woke niggers are almost pitiable, like a boomer that still wore mullet in the 90s or a guy staying at a party way too long after it's died down, I can't imagine what it's like to be behind the times.
>>221218086Cars are still driving on the wrong side of the road.
>>221212125Horrible way to go. Towards the end, all they can do is pump you with so much morphine you're basically unconscious, but you're still in pain.
>>221215543Rich bad except when it's our God Hasan
>>221214073Many such cases!
>>221213400Ah, here comes the Russian AIDS.
>>221223061>superior cars
>>221213377are you still bitter that that faggot bbc producer got punched? that really continues to piss a lot of people off for some reason, "people" with the personality of cyclists and card-carrying labour party members and the like
>>221215432>he loathes the controlled opposition partythis is a bad thing to you?
>>221214073My cousin(32) died from cancer last month. The doctors said it was very rare for someone that young, with no family history of cancer, to get it that bad. I think they know what's causing all these turbo cancers but don't want to admit it.
>>221215797>the dude probably shit black for 6 months before going "huh okay maybe i should check it out"He probably swore about "bloody indian food".
