>I fantasize about murdering Jeremy Clarkson>OMG, he is worse than The Daily Mail!>Isn't The Daily Mail bad?<riotous bong laughter>
I like him because he has a good music taste, but he's a retard when it comes to politics.
>>221215242>British stand upYikes.
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
I like him and that makes me smart
>>221215242Clarkson got cancer. Lee won. God hates Clarkson for obvious reasons and gave him cancer Any movies for this feel?
>>221215362Clarkson will recover and by Allah lighting will strike Lee as he goes into his cuck shed.
he used to do jokes about vomiting into the gaping anus of Christ. maybe that was too far, but if anything, he lost his edge. i really like Fist of Fun and This Morning With Richard Not Judy (90s twentysomething Stewart Lee, when he was still with Richard Herring). it's just silly 'they did that on daytime television?!' type stuff.the meta/postmodern stuff IS funny and (dare i say) clever at times, but the gimmick of it gets old.
>>221215242my friend at work said I should watch him, I did, it was bad. he's not a comedian. he doesn't tell jokes. there are no punchlines. his delivery can be funny occasionally but 98% of his act is just him building up to something that doesn't pay off
>>221215362>Clarkson gets to die right before the world goes to shit and the global race war kicks offlucky bastard
Yeah the daily mail is mostly just Russian agitprop.
>>221215448>Clarkson will recoverAs Clarkson's not even ill and there's no recovering to be done etc
>>221215242You suck at this, OP. Stewart Lee'd never put it as mongoloidally as you've done.
>>221215917it's a women's gossip paper. any "man" who reads it is a faggot
>>221215968male Tattle.Life reader here even i agree, shit's weird, goes beyond the usual tabloid stuff and more into 'celebrity caught BUYING CRISPS from LOCAL CORNER SHOP'even if it's someone you hate, like a loony lefty did a cringy thing, why the fuck is it in the newspaper...?
>>221215242insufferable wanker
>>221215900
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=78Puggk5MCAAn aging cunt, with an Eskimo face from the 90’s
If stewart lee was racist like morrissey /tv/ would idolise him and pretend to laugh at his "jokes"
>>221215242This but unironically
>>221215242>>221215535Leftists like Stewart Lee are why rape gangs were allowed to operate for so long in the yookay.
>>221215242Based Lee
>>221216174News media exists to keep the masses uninformed.
>>221215242Literally who
>>221216545I've never seen /tv/ idolise Bernard Manning or Roy Chubby Brown or Jim Davidson. They are far more racist than Morrissey who as far as I can tell just doesn't want Britain to become Pakistan like some places already have (Bradford, Luton etc)
He's a vaxxie, isn't he? He has that look about him.
>>221215362If god hated Clarkson he's a bit fucking late to the game.
>This is from Mrs Jill M. Clegg, who writes: "Your show betrays a woeful ignorance of true Christian belief. I wonder if you'd dare to broadcast something in the same vein, but targeting instead a travesty of the Islamic faith.">Well, no. I may be an atheist, but I'm not stupid.
>humourless pol autists caring what comedians sayreally is strange behaviour.
>>221216631anon, i idolise Chubby Brown to the point the same anon has called me out on it three times now.it's the purest form of 'boomer humour', where just swearing or saying naughty things is funny. blue humour but zero wit. it's actually great:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ipEDemZbYhis film, U.F.O. (1993) is pretty terrible, but it mite b cool on RedLetterMedia or one of those shows:>While performing at Blackpool Pier, comedian Roy Brown is beamed aboard a spaceship of feminist aliens. He is put on trial for misogyny, found guilty, and condemned to annual pregnancies for 30 years.i also strongly recommend this documentary about him:https://vimeo.com/98339909it was made by the producer of some of the Louis Theroux documentaries (he's the guy you hear interview Jimmy Saville that night he was drunk).i love Roy Chubby Brown, anon. i grew up with these videos and DVDs. nowadays i feel like it's what /b/tards and /pol/acks SAY they want, but they'd be getting monkey-pawed.
>>221216736i prefer scripted comedy anyway.Peter Baynham has worked on some of the best British comedy shows. he's THE 'additional writing by' guy.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Baynhamhe did some acting for a while, e.g. he was the Welsh 'too gorgeous' bloke in those Pot Noodle adverts.but nowadays he just writes and it has never once occurred to me>i wonder what he thinks of culture wars or racial issues or Nigel Farage.shit's like caring what the author of your favourite book thinks about veganism or apartheid.
>>221215242Proper YOOKAY lad that one
>>221215362Lee's anus has been suffering from decades of cheese poisoning. He will be in there with Jeremy soon enough.Imagine putting Joe Rogan on stage in front of Lee's audience to warm up for him. That would be most humorous.
>>221215968The weirdest thing is the obsession with the Beckhams. More so because it mostly revolves around the absolute nonentities that are their kids.The only thing weirder than that is how they break their neck to remind you Jews are always the real victims and do their best to skirt around anything anti-immigration. This is what the left want me to believe is Der Angriff.
>>221216903>End the Patriarchyits been over for most of a century
>>221216631Bernard Manning actually spoke a lot of sense. There was an interview he did once that absolutely flummoxed the interviewer because it turned out Bernard Manning wasn't actually retarded.It's up there with the disastrous Dr Phil episode where he has a confirmed child sex offender on and somehow the child sex offender makes Dr Phil look like the cunt.
>>221216555He needed to prolong it for the material
>>221217137sounds good though, doesn't it? you have problems. you may have even experienced sexism.well, turns out that's a whole THING GOING ON and if you're AGAINST IT you're doing the right thing as part of a group!i might start a cult dedicated to>LESS BROKEN GLASS ON BRITAIN'S STREETS!it's a nuisance, sometimes, and i ruined a pair of shoes once. it needs to be stopped.
>>221215346Daily Mail, bunch of nazis.
>>221217137Not under Islam.
>>221216631>Roy Chubby BrownPisses me off something fierce how they keep trying to keep this man out of theatres/venues with their whinging.Does cheer me up though how when he does get to perform anyway, its always sold out.
>>221216903sexy hijabiswould risk a beheading to sexo with them
HE COME OUT STEW
>>221215242I fucking loathe his style of comedy, him and James Acaster, hate them both equally
>>221215242>>221215346>>221217199You know his wife worked there?
>>221218367>his wifethis one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIUG2dNeECYsee, she's doing stand-up about how 'ants aren't considered funny', dressed as an ant, because she's a WOMAN comedian and that's what people say about them!(it's the sort of clever thing Stewart Lee would do.)
>>221218892>ants aren't considered funnyFunnier than women
>>221216631>I've never seen /tv/ idolise Bernard Manning or Roy Chubby Brown or Jim Davidsonmost of /tv/ doesn't know who these people are. where Jim Davidson in particular's concerned they'd be shooting their eyes at each other waiting to see if the sad old twat was popular and if they should pretend to like him for virtue's sake
>>221216903Condensed modern Britain in one picture.Even France and Sweden aren't that far gone lol.
>>221219021Most of /tv/ probably doesn't know who Stewart Lee and Morrissey are either.
>>221215242what do you think his thoughts are on the rape report
>>221219109point well made, citizen. as you were
stewart lee threads unite people. everyone likes to post how shit he is; for people who like him it's part of the joke, for people who hate him they really mean it. so no matter which side of the fence you fall on, you can just read everyone else's posts as agreeing with your opinion of him.
His son will chud out and support Restore and Lee will seethe and weep
>>221215242I tried watching Lee's standup, I get that he's playing into his persona of a smarmy up himself tosser as in I'm smarter than everyone in the audience look how smart I am, and I do get that his persona is in of itself the joke, I really do get that, but it's still so fucking godawful masturbatory rubbish
I love my stand up comedy to come from a sneering fat pretentious liberal twat
>>221219752>liberalthat's good in the UK.American 'liberals' have perverted the word, just like they did with 'skeptics'.it's liberal as in liberalism, over here. what the US was founded on, not just 'MOAR TRANS RIGHTS! TREES ARE PEOPLE!' or whatever nonsense. shit like 'innocent until proven guilty' and 'the state shouldn't interfere with our lives' (and believe me: both conservatives and socialists will take exception to those).
>>221215242
This man who tells jokes for a living is not validating my political opinions, why is this allowed?
>I was only pretending to be a smug insufferable twat as part of my "act"
>>221220187He's not pretending he is, but the joke is that he makes it out like he is pretending, and that the audience isn't smart enough to realise that except the few who does, and those who do signal the fact they get it by deriding him as a smug lefty twatIt's all horribly wanky
>>221215242At least he tries something vaguely interesting. What other shit is there to see in British standup?>haha Costa Coffee what are they like??
>>221220560>have you ever noticed, you have lots of phone chargers? *laughter* you do, don't you, all of you? and then you FIND the USB cable, and you put it in one way...doesn't work...put it in the other way...*waits for raucous laughter*...and then you put it back in the FIRST way...*audience bursts into hysterics, riots break out, Army is called in*
>>221220756GARLIC?BREAD?
>>221220560>Repeats Guardian-approved opinions in smug tone>interesting
>>221220788his actual Guardian columns are funny a lot of the time. one of the few reasons to actually read the paper. along with Peter Bradshaw's film reviews, his criticism is SO shit it's like a useful indicator of whether you'll like a film he didn't.
>>221215332https://youtu.be/Cx8WJMuCmSY
>>221215242He has the demeanor of a windbag school principal.
>>221216555>>221217568>THEY COME IN STEW, CULTURALLY ENRICH>THEYRE CANCELLING CHRISTMAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnMUoW2OWhQWhat did he mean by this?
>>221215242Clarkson's let himself go
>>221219091I'm glad that in France, we still have laws and rules that forbid obvious religious signs at school and at work, so they can't wear that in those context
give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears
>>221221192cor
