Which Achilles mogs here?
>>221215630Brad Pitt dated my 2nd cousin's friend's sister and she said he hated filming this movie cause "that Orlando kid stunk it up"
>>2212156302 ai images are not a basis for a comparison
Damn our boy Elliot is RIPPED
>>221215680you can compare ANY two things even two ai images, so that is just conpletely incorrect
i don't think they'd have such long hair on men back then, shit's gay (in the modern sense, not the buttfucking-for-pleasure sense). not to mention: hygiene, maintenance, lice. dude on the right is way too short/scrawny though. if he bulked up and wore platform shoes, my vote is for him.but they BOTH look like modern/Hollywood Americans, just the overall 'look' of them and their faces.(armour on neither is accurate, and the colouration is awful, but that goes without saying nowadays.)
>>221215630This sets the precedence for all of Ryan Gosling's movies to be remade with a tranny in his roles someday.
>>221215646I can believe it. Orlando’s never been much good and he had circles acted around him in Troy.
>>221215719they don't look like the actual people, compared to the other way around.i can buy Hilary Swank as a female-to-male transgender in this based-on-a-true story film. i know Hilary Swank is just a woman, but they cut her hair a certain way, he put on a voice, did a good job.crucially, the other characters in the story BELIEVE that she is a 'he' (as the people in real life did). if they'd cast an actual FTM actress, everyone (audiences and characters) would now immediately say:>...that's an FTM transsexual, not a believable man.
>>221215630I'm not gay but the dude on the left is HOT
>>221215912whoops typo, meant on the right
>>221215630soulless vs SOUL
People who watch this are soulless in human spirit
>>221215755No, he literally stinks.
You would give me bread the world or anything and I wouldn’t watch this because what is the intention?
Christ what a faggoty-ass thread. Does anyone present *other* than me actually know the Odyssey? because from what I've been able to ascertain there are at least a few but there's no way to be sure we're all on at the same time.
>>221216298No offense but are you retarded?
>>221216310Not in this company. (Pictured) could say the same.
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>>221216443I've a broad general idea what this is but don't really understand it, anon.
>>221216298Nope, only thing I know is that it takes place after the whole Troyan thing, and obviously it's an odyssey of that one dude with his crew. Which makes it doubly mysterious why they pushed their DEI casting of Helen so much, if she's barely relevant to the story
>>221216505>why they pushed their DEI casting of HelenProvided the Odyssey movie's in its true proportions her role'll be insignificantly tiny, although that's also more than enough to fissure shitepipes on /tv/.
>>221216574Anon, she is #2 in all the cast lists and ads
>>221216485Joey Deacon, anon, famous British retard. who wasn't actually a retard but sure af came across as being one, enough that "Joey" still survives as a synonym for "mongoloid" although it's not as much used in 2026 as it used to be in the 1980s
>>221216587And I'll bet the paranoiac shitfucks on /tv/ just *hate* the opportunity that affords them for these swishy-ass performances.
>>221215685ACKilles
>>221216605>famous British retardk, I'll be the sucker. obv. it's always possible that's a simplification but so we both understand each other: did this Joey character become famous for being a retard?
>>221216298not any more, i read it when i was 14 which was over 20 years ago.you know what i'll do as an adult? go see this film.but i'd genuinely be pissed off if, e.g., they made Poirot a Chinese guy.>we're staying true to the CHARACTER of Poirot, we just decided why must he be a Belgian with a moustache?you get some flexibility, but i CAN tell when someone has had a sex change (it just happened in that Red Sonja film and it really stuck out). i'd feel the same way if these historical (or at least legendary) figures had blatant plastic surgery, or wore eyeglasses.can you understand that, anon? legitimate question.
>>221215630I believe she would be a great One Punch Man.
>>221215630>leftKills me with a thrown javelin or from a swift swing of his sword.>rightI die from laughter long before she sets her foot on the battlefield no jutsu
>>221215695her tits are
>>221215630If only Ellen just boymaxxed instead of doing surgery, she'd still be hot and fuckable like in the second pic. what a total waste.
>>221215630Elliot isn't playing Achilles.
>>221215699are you retarded?
>>221216298I've only read the Iliad, and it was the W.H.D. Rouse translation. Haven't read the Odyssey yet despite buying the book back in high school in the 2000s.
>>221215630>(ack!)illes
Page looks more like some Greek fag, so more accurate
>>221215646they never ever shared a scene in the movie
I heard his clitoris is his achilles heel. Apparently it is very big and sensitive.
Brad Pitt tore his Achilles tendon making that film.
>>221220581I can't imagine. A giant clit like that, that's gotta be painful, no? And you can't even nut from it
>>221221100Do ab implants help you in a fight?
