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Realistically how would you even get it up in a situation like this
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>>221215758
free pussy, easy
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Start wanking
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>>221215758
>Realistically how would you even get it u
it's already up
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>take these James
>I call this mix the 'Tuesday Night'
>cialis, ecstasy, some fent, LSD, speed, and ketamine
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>>221215758
Fix your sleep hygiene and diet, do a decent amount of physical exercise, and nofap for 2 weeks or so. Then this trope you see in movies of men going from zero to ready to fuck in seconds will make sense.
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Turn 360 degrees away from her so fast that I start spinning like a drill and escape underground.
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>>221215758
Not goon with a death grip to mom NTR interracial porn visual novels before leaving home
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>>221215758
You couldn't. Manlets ruskie knew second he might even get semi hard to thrust Jennifer would just mock his size/not feeling anything to cause him permanent ED. Actually once hot girl power scene.
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>>221215758
Where is this from and context? Wont watch it probably
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>>221216480
Google
>Red Sparrow in Hindi watch HDonline
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I'd take a big whiff of the spot on the table she's sitting in.
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>>221215758
its always up
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>>221216394
>Jennifer would just mock his size/not feeling anything to cause him permanent ED.
Do moids really?
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>>221215758
Is this shit worth watching?
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>>221215758
That’s kinda how I lost my virginity. The brothel didnt have a free room so the girl said I can either fuck her in the toilet or on the couch in front of the other girls. The toilet sounded worse
The girls clapped and cheered when I finished
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>>221215758
He's a russian, so presumably he'd think about male underlings he'd rape later.
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>>221215758
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>>221217608
Russia is the straightest country
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>>221217608
you lost
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>>221217619
>>221217625
>CYYYYYKA DO NOT REDRONE
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>>221215758
Choke her and slap her a bit first.
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>>221215758
I adjust the power component by forcing her to her knees and shoving my cock in her mouth. Then if she refuses to suck it I slap her so hard it echos through the room. She won't refuse after that. Then when I'm hard and she has tears in her eyes I push her into the desk and stick it in while I push her face into the table
Simple as
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>>221217625
My sides are certainly in orbit from this shit
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>>221217632
go back >>>/k/eddit
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>>221215758
>Russian spy training
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>>221215758
probably not. too much pressure.
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>>221215758
I'd start, by asking her if she wants a fish sandwich.
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>>221217625
Have you tried looking up the villages in /chug/'s OP recently?
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what kind of class is this?
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>>221215758
Not being a giant flaming homo is how.
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>>221215990
But in the movie he couldn't get it up.
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>>221215758
am i b& for asking a question?
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>>221217643
Ukranian produced KINO
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>>221215758
by being a man
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>>221217643
>laughing about war crimes
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>>221218353
Can't be war crime if it is targeted towards Russians.
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>>221215990
all true except for the nofap thing. That will just make you nut in 5 seconds
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>>221218353
There's no war it's a special military operation.
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>oh no pls Jennifer don't make fun of my penis and try to humiliate me in front of everyone, this totally wouldn't make me diamonds
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One finger up her arse. One finger up my arse. That usually get the engine turning over.
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>>221218608
but who was finger
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>>221218608
This guy fucks.
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My psych meds make it impossible.
Good thing I'm single, so I don't really need erections anyway.
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>>221215758
Tell her to turn around, spread her asshole, and snort it
Wouldn't fuck, but I would snort that flabby ass without question.
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>>221218708
Top goyim
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>>221217600
that’s wholesome
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>>221218173
Class of '69.

>>221218708
Erections are a sign of overall health, not just sexual prowess.
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>>221218708
I started doing yoga for 5 minutes after every workout and my erections are stronger than ever.
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>>221219699
Yoga is for chumps.
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>>221219699
Why? Because your boyfriend can enter deeper if you can arch your back?
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>>221215758
I would be scared as shit and do nothing. Let alone there are people watching.
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>>221217643

ABSOLUTE CINEMA
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>>221218353

Some may question Ukraine's right to destroy Moscow.

I question their right to let Moscow exist.
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>>221215817
whoa, slow down there Elon
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>>221218353
Refineries are valid military targets.
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>>221217632
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>>221217578
No. I have sph so that just makes me harder
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>>221215758

Just start eating her out.
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>>221215758
Fear of job loss. JLaw looked funny doing this after fappening
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>>221218353
>Kremlin trolls on any other board but pol.

seriously faggot?
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>>221217643
eyebrow status?
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>>221215758
The vast majority of men cannot, there's a reason why the pool of men doing porn is so small and despite the tens of thousands of different women you see the same small group of men over and over.
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>>221217643
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>>221221364
Shut the fuck up RuZZia. You wish you were American don't you ya commy cunt nugget?
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Pube status?
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>>221221364
>zigger, robbed of all possibilities of demagoguery, all his whataboutism ignored, proceeds to dehumanize the opponent
This is so boring
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>>221221437
No, I'm an American, but I would seriously consider defecting to Russia as they're far less gay and jewed. By the way, Ukraine is rightful German Imperial clay, but until the Germans stop being America and the jews' bitch, the Russians can have it. Death to GAYTO and to Israel!
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>>221221437
t.ranny
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>>221221437
No one wishes to be American and have niggers for neighbors, except beaners and pajeets.
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>>221221495
>>221221503

Oh fuck off you Russian cunt. Who the hell let you off of your containment board at pol? You're obsessed with the US and you musty nation hasn't been cool since the early 1900s.
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>>221221495
>>221221503
>>221221534
>Kremlin bot samefagging and spreading into /tv/ from pol.

Can the jans do something about this shit. Ziggers online are like Flood from Halo.
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>>221221535
Why would you defend jewish America and NATO? You like Paki rape gangs and infinite pajeet replacement migration? You like pride month and juneteenth?
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>>221215758
It has to be some fantasy or sci-fi.
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>>221221535
>>221221553
Go back to discord, tranny.
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>>221221473
>accuses opponent of 'dehumanising'
>whilst dehumanising them as a zigger (a z nigger so it's casually dehumanising to both blacks and Russians)
The hypocrisy is the worst part
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>>221221553
How much American taxpayer money has the faggy little kike Zelensky redirected to his resort in Cyprus? Two more weeks til you take Moscow though, right?
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>>221221199
Even the men who do porn have to use drugs or on-set fluffers to keep it up. Fucking in front of an audience cannot be easy
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>>221221576
Liberal totalitarianism is delightfully absurd, is it not?
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>>221215758
I don't need it to be up
Just fold it in half and shove it in
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>>221217643
Is there a version without all the watermarks and cursors
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>>221218708
based mak
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>>221215758
you're overthinking it
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>>221221581
You're embarrassing yourself
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>>221218353
>willingly swallowing Putin’s propaganda
You cannot be this retarded.
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>>221222166
He is Russian, anon. He either swallows it or accidentally falls from a balcony.
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>>221215758
eat a bunch of mango and walnuts and watch what happens
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>>221221615
i knew a girl who had a fetish for that
weird as fuck
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>>221215758
She gave him the fever.
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>coomerbait thread
>suddenly muh russia
why are (you) so gay?
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>>221218464
NTA but Excess masturbation turns you into a premature ejaculator.
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>>221222687
OP's movie is set in Russia
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>>221215758
Pretty easily.



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