>>221218063Why do they keep putting that alien in everything
>>221218087Needed a sexy elf or something.>>221218063Wooo. Look they got all the cool people from past movies in like Kate Winslet (1994) and Lee Pace (Pushing Daisies) and Elijah Wood (never did anything after lotr) alsp Gaydalf. Surprised they didn't push in the other Hobbitses. Will be surprise cameos, I guess.
>>221218063Why does Andy Serkis refuse to gracefully retire?
>>221218231He had a good thing going eith the motion capture and aping around as sort of a pioneering actor. So now that's his thing even if there's nothing left to do with it.Also, his gollum voice wasn't the best in the audiobook reading.
>>221218231Gotta get that skrilla
nah, I'll wait what they'll do with how many negroes first
>>221218063>original characterBwahahahaha
>>221218063So which part of the book is this? Or is this all made up
>>221219664Not sure if mentioned in appendices but it's mentioned as happening in the novel.Yes, it's made up.
>>221219664>>221219681they're copying the story a 17 year old fan filmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H09xnhlCQU
>>221219664between bilbo and frodo leaving the shire, gandalf talks about finding gollum during the council of elrond.
>>221219890Again, it's not theirnoriginal idea.Speaking of fan films though, I.heard there are some good ones.
>>221218063ian mckellen isn't dead yet?
>>221218063>Produced by the team that brought you The Hobbit TrilogyHard pass.
>>221219988So how is frodo in it then? Especially when Elijah wood is 20 years older
>>221220169They will de age him digitally, the movie take place during 1 when Gandalf leave the shire, that's why Frodo is here
There's never anything new anymore.We did star wars harry potter and lord of the rings, but they just keep coming back and back and back and back. >Yo dawg I herd u liek those movies or rather they made me money so I'll just keep making those, dawg, so you can watch yo old movies when yo watch yo new movies, dawg.
>>221220337This is worse than those other two cases.SW and HP creators are both alive and both gave their blessing, in one way or another, to their universe being raped - I mean, expanded.Tolkien is dead, the last member of his family that really cared about his works (his son Christopher) is dead, and his grandsons are always eager to whore his legacy out for good money. All the while blatantly going against some of the things he utterly stood against. There's no contract with the author there, they're building their finances on his corpse.
>>221220417>All the while blatantly going against some of the things he utterly stood against*All the while promoting
>lord of the rings: hunt for quick cashgrab
>>221218063MARIGOL LOOKING CHUNKY
>Seren, a Sindar Elf>Original woke girlbossIt’s so tiresome.
>>221220868It's not even the first original woke elf girlboss they did for their movies.Shit's sad.
>>221221366Tauriel was a rubbish character and Evangeline Lilly is cancelled now kek.
>>221220489I don't fucking care what /tv/ gays say, Winslet is absolute prime wife material. She's still hot as ever and never walled and you're a flaming homosexual if you think otherwise.
>>221218063!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!They don't find him. He stalks the fellowship until he is revealed in Emyn Muil
>>221218231why would he retire? he's a solid actor
gollum's back!
>>221218063I hope they don't find him. That would really fuck up the flow of the LOTR trilogy
>>221221644>>221221687Aragorn and elves capture him but he hescapes it’s like that in the book and will be like that in the movie
Don't care, the ring is destroyed
>>221221716>A whole movie based on a throwaway line from the book in which nothing of any consequence happensI imagine everything will turn out fine, except for the random OC elf whose POV we're stuck with.
why didn't aragorn come back for this one?
>>221218063Now the Tolkiens are dead, these niggers are robbing the Estate just like what bandits did to the Pyramids
>>221218231he's kino
>>221221782Viggo's got a fairly good track record of recognizing a shit sandwich by its stench.
>>221220169The gap between bilbo and Frodo leaving the shire in the books is like 17 years or something, they can just make this movie follow the books and no one will care that there's broken continuity with the films because everything in current year is gay as fuck and we've all become accustomed to it
>>221220434Tolkien hates hitler, bet you feel stupid huh chud?
>>221218063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ
>>221218063I shan't be watching anything with nigger elves, hobbits, or dwarfs. Which I know it'll have.
