Shark bros... we eatin' good
>>221218090This has to be the 7th shark movie to come out since 2020, what the heck is going on?
>>221218090i downloaded it and ffwed through it to see if this was a quality movie or one of those garbage low budget syfy tier shitfests and it looked like the latter so i deleted it
>>221218125>hollywood too afraid to remake jaws so i stead just make shitty jaws ripoffs
>>221218160Yeah it was pretty boring but the plane crash scene was well made
>>221218165This has very little to do with Jaws thematically or story wise. Only similarity is there's sharks. And even that's plural.
>>221218125>This has to be the 7th shark movie to come out since 2020Lol, LMAO.Try 13th since 2024.> No Way Up (2024)> Something In The Water (2024)> The Last Breath (2024)> Under Paris (2024)> Beast of War (2025)> Dangerous Animals (2025)> Fear Below (2025)> Great White Waters (2025)> Into the Deep (2025)> Chum (2026)> Deep Water (2026)> Shark Thrash (2026)> Thrash / Shiver / Beneath The Storm (2026)
>>221218213jesus christ
>>221218125>>221218213AND WE HAVE 11 MORE UPCOMING.> 47 Meters Down - The Wreck (3rd film in shark series)> Alphas (sharks vs Orcas)> Breathe Deep (sharks with Late Night with the Devil actress Ingrid Torelli)> Devil's Mouth (sharks from Truth or Dare director with Kathryn Newton & Lana Condor)> High Tide (shark movie with Lizzy Greene)> Survive (Amazon MGM shark film)> The Ascent (sharks from Hatchet director Adam Green)> The Bay (sharks with Francesca Eastwood - confirmed focus on practical effects)> The Black Demon - Atlantis (Megalodon vs cartels controlling other sea monsters)> Under Paris 2 (from Crawl, High Tension, Hills Have Eyes, Piranha 3D director)> White (shark movie with Katherine Mcnamara & Kate Beckinsale)
>>221218260>Alphas (sharks vs Orcas)Kino
>>221218260I want to believe these are CCP-funded propaganda flicks to warrant shark harvesting for their meme soup.
>>221218294China recently made their own remakes of both The Shallows & Anaconda.
>>221218329>anaconda remakeI will only watch if they bring back Jon Voight and his funny spanish accent
>>221218125>>221218160>>221218165The Shallows (2016) thankfully pulled the killer animal genre out of the depths of zero budget SyFyChannel/Sharknado parody garbage.I haven't heard about any of the recent Shark films being glaringly trash.On this topic specifically our current era's basement of quality seems to be higher than the general ceiling for 2008-ish to 2015.2007 was a strong year with 3 extremely solid Croc films (Rogue, Primeval, Black Water) but then things plummeted.
>>221218430Croc/Gator films have a surprising strong track record.> Rogue (2007)Great> Crawl (2019)Great> Primeval (2007)Very Good to Great?> Alligator (1980)Very Good> Alligator 2 - The Mutation (1991)Good to Very Good> Lake Placid (1999)Good> Crocodile (1979)OK / Meh (thing was sadly butchered to hell in multiple edits but is unique for splicing kajiu, disaster, jaws rip-off and grieving character study elements all together)> Crocodile (2000)OK / Meh> Crocodile 2 - Death Swamp (2002)Decent to Good-ish> Black Water (2007)Very Good (would be great but it's bleakness limits it's re-watchability)> Croc (2007)Decent (has based Michael Madsen playing a Quint type hunter)> Blood Surf (2000)Bad but fun & has a lot of nudity> The Great Alligator River (1979)Decent
>>221218165I do wonder how we've never gotten any Jaws remakes/sequels since 4.One of the most famous films of all time and its sitting on the shelf.
>>221218516Assume they're waiting for Spielberg to die so they can make it a trans-coded traumaslop reboot
>>221218090>>221218213>>221218260Why does Hollywood hate sharks?
>>221218213>> Fear Below (2025)Still fucking waiting for pic related by the same director announced in 2013.
>>221218213What's the actual explanation for this? Must be cheap as shit to produce or something
This was so bad it was watchable. Not in a 'so bad it's good' sense, but in a 'there must be some tax loophole reason for this utter mess to have been produced Alice Eve's huge knockers'
>>221218090Didn't an Australian film come out last year with a nearly identical story?
>>221218090Is Ben Kingsley the voice of the shark?
>>221218090>Director of movies that came out in the 90sLol that's so fucking embarrassing
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>>221218663>>221218857More like CUM
>>221218663>>221218857Please create a OFs.Please create a OFs.Please create a OFs.
>>221218663>>221218857>>221218868>>221218878
>>221218895Such a brilliant out-of-leftfield scene. I want to believe Alice came up with it on the day and demanded it be shot. The scene where she's lowered into the sea she's clearly loving it.
>>221218922>she threatened to leave the production and we had already sunk too much money into this, so her breasts became a central plot point
>>221218090>>221218090>>221218090Bump
>>221219820>>221219034Bump
>>221218260> Alphas (sharks vs Orcas)Sharks gets their shit pushed in by Orcas. Orcas literally kill great whites just to eat their liver and then leave the rest of the carcass.
>>221218213>He's not including all of the Chinese ones, which include a straight up higher budget remake of Sharktopus and remaking The Shallows as a Groundhog day thrillerIt's kind of nuts.
>>221218090My wife fucking loves shark movies. There's fuck all else out this weekend so I might as well download it.
>>221220947>just to eat their liverTo be fair, their livers are humongous.
Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kinglsey are behind on their alimony payments.
>>221218090a lot of the shark movies are just bullshit scenarios with super sharkssurviving a feeding frenzy after a plane crash in the ocean does sound plausible at least
This would be a compelling and horrific movie that /they/ don't want to make since /they/ don't take accountability for it.>Japanese torpedokek
>>221218090If the plane sections are buoyant enough to float, why don't they just hang out in the plane until rescue arrives?
>>221222023It would be neat to make a movie where one of the survivors ends up encountering a shark decades later.
>>221222023But they made this into a movie with Nicholas Cage
>>221221327Try Red Water with Lou Diamond Philips & Kristy Swanson. It's really underrated.
>>221222023Hasan Piker is that you?
>>221221351>To be fair, their livers are humongous.Touche but it's still only around 1/4 the mass of a shark species that can weigh up to 2 tons. That's a lot of food they're just leaving behind because they just want one particular treat. Be like humans butchering a pig, taking just the loin, then leaving the rest of the carcass.
>>221222023Spielberg actually wanted Jaws 2 to be a prequel involving that.
>>221218480Alligator is literally a perfect movie.
