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You heard it here first.
>6'2/188cm
>32 years old
>Swiss/English (like Bond)
>went to Oxford
>theater trained
>little known
>did a detective TV show like Brosnan/Moore
>deep voice
>built like a stud
>lethal face card
>brown eyes, brown hair like the best Bond (Connery)
This is the one.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DnAUggclskQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3FiDJPbqUs
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>>221218209
That was some of the worst acting I've ever seen.
Don't ever post on this board again.
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>>221218277
you ought to know. your parents act like they don't want to strangle you to death for wasting their lives every day. top tier oscar worthy stuff right there.
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>>221218209
he's perfect. which is why he'll never get cast. it's that rat looking faggot who married that gypsy whore pop star.
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why is this board so full of catty gay men?
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>>221218683
>this guy
holy shit its so fucking over. all this cocksucker has going for him is that he's tall. that's it. IT'S OVER.
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>>221218209
reminds me of sam worthington
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>>221218209
facts about amazon bond
>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond
>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew
>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond"
>Jacob elordi auditioned for the role but bezos doesn't like him, says his role in euphoria was "embarrassing"
>Henry Cavill auditioned for the role, bezos wanted him but female amazon executive said Cavill has "no charisma" and because of his "incel allegations"
>American bond is off limits due to contract Amazon signed with Barbara broccoli
>Various English actors auditioned for bond but bezos doesn't want a literal who he wants a known actor
>Callum Turner auditioned for the role, female executives want him because he's dating Dua Lipa and they want her to sing the bond theme. Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny"
>timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond
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>>221218209
looks like mathieu kassovitz
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>>221218209
>>built like a stud
>>lethal face card
when did /tv/ get so fucking gay?
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>>221218901
Source?
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>>221218901
>>Various English actors auditioned for bond but bezos doesn't want a literal who he wants a known actor
fucking idiot you have no idea what you're talking about. stop spamming like an embarrassing moron.
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>>221219644
Nobody cares about your Sutter retard
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>>221219766
He's the new James Bond. When it happens, I will come back here to rape you.
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>>221218209
too much T in his system. he needs to be a gay faggot like paul emasculate.
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if it isn't henry cavill or pierce brosnan im setting belfast alight
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>>221218901
>aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself.
kek, really?
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>>221219833
>if it isn't (gay 40 year old capeshit actor) and (elderly citizen)
Fucking lunatic.
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>>221218209
He doesn't have it. Looks like an awkward nerd larping as Chad.
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>>221219833
>pierce brosnan
This will happen in the next 15 years. Mark my words.
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>>221219863
Are you fucking blind?
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>>221218209
He's good but i thought it'd be the Euphoria faggot becuase he sucked a lot of jewish dick.
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>>221219852
it's not that weird for Bond to be 40, and they could easily have cranked out a movie or two with Cavil, in the time we've been going back on forth on who the next Bond is going to be.
Not every Bond needs to be set up for a 20 year run.
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>>221218901
Is bezos based?
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>>221219914
No way, he's way too old now. They need someone early 30's. They did th esame mistake with Daniel Craig who was pushing 40 in CR and had to Old Man Bond due to his wrecked body after.
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>>221219935
they could totally have just done a Cavil era by now, and we could be on the way to another Bond though. No Time to Die is five years old.
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>>221219911
The Euphoria faggot looks weird. Even women think he looks weird.
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>>221219935
Nah, you can tell the disgusting faggot of Craig stopped caring after Skyfall and became a diva after it, Cavill is always interested in a project and would likely keep pushing himself for the action parts.
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>>221219914
>it's not that weird for Bond to be 40
It isn't, but they won't hire a guy in his 40s for his first Bond movie.
>Not every Bond needs to be set up for a 20 year run.
Come on, anon. You know how this works.
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>>221219994
honesltly, I think they're being silly. People are primed to expect constant reboots now. You can totally just have a guy play Bond for one or two movies, and then move on.
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>>221218209
that albanian skank got "married" after nonstop pap walks for nothing?
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>>221218901
>Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny"

Well I suppose he's the expert
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>>221218209
Is he a kike tho?
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They should just make the new game into a streaming series.
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>>221218209
Looks like a pretty good choice for Bond.
I hope it's better than the dogshit new game.
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>>221221625
The squeaky voice ginger mick faggot was such an atrocious choice. they literally changed his entire appearance anyway. what the fuck was the point? it makes me miss daniel craig for fuck's sake and i wish that fuck was dead. imagine that.
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>>221219977
all he has is that he's tall. when he put on the beard all women immediately got the ick and their pussies dried up.
>>221220535
that turner guy is such a cuck. imagine taking sloppy seconds from some french gayreek all for an albanian skank when you could fuck any english rose you want. loser.
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>>221218209
holy shit ive never heard of this guy but hes perfect. he even had a procedural show like Remington Steele and The Saint. Holy based.
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>>221222463

no fucker named Callum should ever be James Bond
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>>221223019
not only that, but callum TURNER. get tf out here you timmy turner motherfucker.



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