useless little shit
Delete your thread
>>221219092He's dead by now
>deleted footage of the xenomorph trying to get an angry Jonesy off its back, crashing into stuff
My cat acts like a dog, she would have protected me
>>221219092>not one single mouse or rat on the shipHe was the most productive crew member
>>221219168Mine plays fetch
>>221219168Based.
>>221219168she'll run away and return to eat your carcass :)
>Meow meow meow meow cat treat situation meow What did Jonesy mean by this
>>221219203Plus he tried to warn Brett, glad he got the cat carrier over getting atomized
>>221219092he was making sure everyone else died so he got a bigger share of the bonus you fucking media illiterate philistine
>>221219092every ship needs a cat
>>221219458This is the most British thing I've ever seen
>>221219458Alien but Xeno kills all the humans aboard Nostromo, sparing Jonesy for pest control purposes while they cruise around the galaxy.
>>221219458Based
>>221219542nice
>>221219542>69 for almost every numbercrazy how i feel more kinship with these lads of yesteryear than anyone alive around me
>>221219458>>221219542navy cats had their own passports too
>>221219168my dog got beat-up by a cat
>>221219458cat memes have been a thing for thousands of years. the earliest recovered examples of comedic imagery in human civilization are ostraca from ancient egypt, many of which depict either cats doing everyday things accompanied by amusing captions, or satirical depictions of cats doing human things. i guarantee that somewhere out there, buried beneath the sands, there's a scrap of pottery with a scribble of a cat next to a cup with the hieroglyphic equivalent of 'i can haz bir?' written above it.the more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>221219868kek what a bitch
>>221219458Ridiculously well loved catto
>>221219887for a brief period, the jews in hollywood sold us the imagery of dogs as family-friendly with white picket fence representing the ideal family.but that was a short run as with the Internet, cats came out on top. dogs are just too sob-story. it's like you're dealing with a literal mentally challenged being so you have to tip toe around them. it's boring as shite.cats carry themselves with an aura of superiority complex and look dignified but also get in hilarious situations so we feel like they can take a bit if a funny jab.
>>221219868No insult to your good dog, kitties have murder knives
>>221219889>>221220003>walking dog off lead because she a good dog>she sees a cat sleeping in a doorway>she runs up to cat then stops because she remembers she a good dog>surprised cat jumps up, stands tall and slaps my dog a few times before running off>dog looks sad and confused>we get home>look at dogs sad and confused face>find 5 cat claws embedded in dogs face>one in her eye-lid>when we go for walks she doesnt say hello to cats no morei should have trained her to be tougher. she is a wimp
>>221220107Your dog is not a wimp https://youtu.be/ojurByhhX8A
>>221219999
>>221219999>anon's blood test came back positive for toxoplasmosis
>>221219203He let the damn chestburster get away and hide on the ship. Then the humans had to slowly hunt it down which allowed it to grow. If Jonesy had done his job, they'd all have been saved and the situation handled before getting out of control
>>221219458>>221219542>>221219887there have always been cheeky anons, and there always will be.
>>221220812https://youtu.be/th-6VcE0CPE?t=92You slip up one time, and suddenly that's all you're remembered for.
>>221219973Every black cat I've met has been the biggest baby
>>221219092
>>221221332I do not like this cat; it's smug aura mocks me.
>>221219203I'm getting more of a FPBP from the 5th post down than I am from the actual firs- no no no no
>>221221850The impossible whisker
>>221219868Cats are highly trained assassins
