Could a live action Recess reboot work?
I'd get very horny.
>>221219550No because they would make Spinelli an outright lesbian, Mikey a body-positive gay theater kid, Gus the designated chud future school shooter, asian Gretchen, Vince but zesty, and CJ trans.
>>221219550sex with prissy rich girls
>>221219976All of these would be accurate
>>221219550animation is basically the only place you can get people to not jerk off to the kids, and even that doesn't really work.
>>221219862OOoooOO~ Scan-da-lous!
Haha what if the Ashley's were bullying you and they gave you a makeover and wear a skirt and girly makeup and they made you wear a wig and they called you Ashley F(aggot) and made you kiss boys lol that would suck.
>>221220022>and even that doesn't really work.thanks, japan
>>221219550No, they'd woke it up.
>>221220055The early 'sode with the Ashleys bullying and jinxing Gus was my first boner so I blame Recess for giving me a femdom fetish.
>>221220055Yea this is why we can't have live action Recess
No. Recess is all about what seems epic and fantastical as a child. Live-action is the antithesis to that.
>>221220055haha ewww I hope that never happens to me
>>221219995I almost had something with a bratty rich girl who looked like Paris from Gilmore Girls. I managed to fuck it up, doe.
Recess was a parody of Great Escape. Kids these days don't know it.Also, they don't even do shit outside anymore, just play on their phones
What about a modern-day reboot where the kids are even MORE diverse, and they face MODERN ISSUES like cyberbullying, global warming, and Black Lives Matter? https://archive.org/details/recess-next-bell-pitch-bible/This was canned (thank god), but it's worth a read. Vince's son is on the autistic spectrum, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. Can YOU guess which one of the original gang grew up transgender?
>>221220264>Can YOU guess which one of the original gang grew up transgenderSpinelli obviously
>>221219550for whom? the target demographics is now in its 30s or 40s
>>221220264>short Gretchen>stoner GusMake it stop.
>>221219550Thats a 6th grader? I dont want to hear anything about consent if a 6th grader could buy cigs without being carded, ok?
>>221220264>THE MADISONS -Like their mean girl predecessors, the Ashleys, but now including boys and non-binary kids as well. They still torment the playground with snarky judgment and rumor mongering, but now they have new weapons: Twitter, SnapChat and Tiktok!hahahahaha
>>221220067Thata because they do upskirt shits, western animation never shows underaged girls undies under their skirts
>>221220293Nice try, Anon! But, after her neo-punk band falls apart and she breaks up with TJ:>Because she was on her own journey of self-discovery, Spinelli wasn't into guys at that point.Spinelli is bisexual, but not trans.
>>221220264Finally. Its about damn time.
>>221220264>Spinelli got blacked
>>221220380Zamn Spinelli with the glow-up.
>>221220264The reboot is them sitting on a bench playing on tablets, they dont ever play on the playground, the kids that do are called intabcels as they dont own tablets. All beef and issues are handled via tikto dances and video blogs, but they never actually interact with eachother or other kids irl, thus why the intabcels are weird to them.
>>221220397>isn't this a democracyNo.
>>221220264>The daughter of Spinelli and Vincestopped reading there
>>221220264Which originals were the parents of which new kids? They all look like a weird hodgepodge.
Gusbros...
>>221219976They tried making a sequel series to Recess and had Spinelli a Coal Burner instead, Gus a tranny, and Mikey an overall failure
>>221220392>casuals don't remember The Tylers
>>221220443Gretchen and Gus fucked and had the stoner retard Gretchenlet and female STEM prodigy Guslet.
>>221220451>Mikey an overall failureI wanted to see Mikey transcend
>>221220451>Mikey an overall failureRealistically he would have joined the Washington National Opera or gone on tour singing Bocelli.
>>221220397>adult having a grad school power fantasy
>>221220449HAHAHAHAHA
>>221220427plus she loves her friends more than anything.it's the Lisa Simpson or Hermione Granger problem (in the movies). being a busybody IS a flaw, it's not a strong female trait.also, Spinelli was tough, but her sense of style comes from Vince...? you could reverse that sentence. Vince was physically athletic. Spinelli was just 'why I oughta...!' street-smart tough.why not her mother's CONFIDENCE, or good looks, or something?
>>221220449>hates being called the 'New Kid'>changes zir name to 'Nikki'F R E U D I A N
>>221220380>full ride to art school>lead singer in an all lesbian punk band at Coachella>tells obvious OTP from the original series to fuck off because she's gay now>stops being a famous musician to be a defense attorney>not really gay, marries the token black kid from the original seriesJesus christ>>221220449Lol. Lmao even
>>221220580TJ adheres to a strict no-hags rule so once Spinelli turned 25 he gave up chasing that tail. He also still hangs out near the school and sometimes watches the girls track team run laps.
>>221220580that trajectory is oddly realistic tbqh.>dates the cool kid turned slacker>thinks she's 2kewl4artskewl>joins a lesbian feminist band>outgrows her 'ACAB' riot grrl bandmates>becomes a cop/lawyer instead>ditches slacker guy who probably doesn't want kids>goes for the worse backup option before it's too late for herin fact, i know women who are eerily close to this.
>>221220652can you put me in contact with any of them?
>>221220652I wouldn't be surprised if one of these women wrote this "bible"
>>221220449Millennial genocide when
>>221220264I can't believe this was written in 2022, it would have been considered cringe even in the lunatic woke days of 2015/16
>>221220264Do these people realize how motivated they are by hatred? >okay, so this white boy is a total failure>this one is a tranny >this one stumbles into some money, but is also a pathetic manchild failure, whose childhood love dumps him and instead fucks his black friend and their interracial love child shows up in his life to remind him of everything he missed out on You would think TJ would be the wise mentor figure, but I’d bet money he’d just be a weirdo who needs help from the new batch of kids every other week.
>>221219550FYI Randall is a buff guy now
>TJ lucked into money, is otherwise a burnout>Gus is a shemale>Mikey is fucking deadwhiteboybros....... why can't we achieve success like the ethnics and women can?
>>221219550Cross mediums used to be fun. I remember near the year 2000 when fancasts and the hope that one day tour favorite cartoon could get a live action adaptation. Now look, you dread anything being turned live action now. It's all shit.
>>221221068Randall made Aliyah to Israel after high school and married a Russian jew
>>221220380Spinelli is supposed to Italian but she looks like Asian. I bet she's supposed to be adopted but Disney didn't bother to make an episode about it.
>>221220922>I can't believe this was written in 2022, it would have been considered cringe even in the lunatic woke days of 2015/16Keep in mind the hollywood bubble ensures the LA writers are at least 5-6 years behind the rest of the country.
>>221221119G-d's chosen are truly blessed...
>>221220371right, there's zero porn of western animation because of how unsexualized it is
That's no kindergartner, that's my wife!
>>221221340it was a different time
>>221221344Not that different.
>>221221506God imagine the tantric sex with Miss Grotke
>>221221506https://youtu.be/xP-DwAlKD1c?si=xa_-TGMCsseDeqAR
>>221221072We can't have kino like that anymore. We lost the technology.
>>221221621>sargonHoly shit what year is it?
>>221221177His dad looked italian, I bet she's mixed. I thought she was latina as a kid because I didn't know about Italy and italian names yet
>>221221506Is this real?
>>221219976everything but CJ trans was basically the show already.
>>221221673>zoomer thinks "wokeness" was invented in 2012.
>>221221684No I mean is that the exact quote?
>>221221703Yes, it's real. The teacher was always some kind of hippie.
>>221221684Her character is literally a communist hippie.
>>221221703Yea. Its not a one off. Happens all the time.
>>221221649it's 2026; why do you ask?
>>221219550You really need to fuck off, ranjeet.
Bit harsh.
>>221221742The funny is that she was a libtard before it became the default setting.
>>221220456ok i have to ask to you americans, was the "black/brown rich girl that hung out with white rich girls" trope actually real in that era? because it was quite common in late 90s/early 2000s cartoons, off the top my head I remember Recess, As Told By Ginger and Danny Phantom. I can only imagine blacks being rich by being musicians/athletes but in the cartoons the rich black/brown dad was always a CEO or some shit.
>>221221762The thought of indians watching the same cartoons I saw as a kid is unsettling.
>>221221506>>221221742>>221221771It's funny, I do remember her saying shit like this, but my 10 year old self knew she was a crazy hippie and to not pay attention to her.
>>221221802We had a black growing up. Her mom was a doctor.
>>221221771There's one time when she mentions thr Scandinavian countries as being superior to the US, which I found interesting as a kid because I'm from there. It was also dubed to my language
>>221221802Blacks in the 90s and early 2000s could be successful. Many of them grew up at times when you would get in a lot of trouble for acting like a violent nigger so they acclimated to Western society and some were able to become successful through normal, legitimate means.The greater issue at hand has been the acceptance/worship of retarded social habits/dynamics and not holding nigs responsible for their behavior while instead making 'its dey cultcha' excuses. Much like with children, a lot of the problems we face in society would be solved if we held people accountable for shitty behavior instead of making excuses to try and avoid accepting that different cultures/races have observable differences in morality, intelligence, or capability.
>>221221703It is but Grotke is presented as a well meaning idiot. None of the [school] adults are meant to be viewed as good, competent people.Grotke was an old school hippie and this was played for laughs. There were woketards back in the day but, like furries, they were treated as weird retards instead of finding kinship with a bunch of other freaks online.
>>221221789Its not the default setting, you juat think it is because you live online and hang out in spaces with other psychos who spend all day looking for the looniest libs to laugh at
>>221220449>25 year old LTCThere simply isn't enough time to gain the institutional knowledge necessary for that rank at fucking 25 years old, especially when the norm is 37-39.And trans, because why not. This shit is just embarrassing. Total anime tier. You don't hate these writers enough.
>>221222000Threadly reminder Holocaust Class only became a thing after 9/11. There is a reason Recess ended less than two months after the towers fell.
>>221219550Recess: Tits Out
>>221220264>TJrich washed up recluse>Spinellibisexual rockstar who dumps TJ, becomes a cop-lawyer, then has a kid with Vince>Vincetotally the smartest, plays minor basketball, and runs for Mayor>Gretchen"super-model super genius scientist">Gustroon army officer>Mikeyburnout singer who becomes a "Yogi" and dies
>>221221880didnt blacks burn down LA?
>>221222255Dont be a racist chud... It was blacked skinned white people that did that.
>>221222255LA had it coming
>>221219550The recess cast are 4th graders, OP
>>221222453Out of 12th.
>>221221506everyone had at least one teacher like that. it wasn't until the internet became so easy to access that art students could do it did it became mainstream.
>>221222623>everyone had at least one teacher like that.speak for yourself
>>221219550Isn’t this show for 5-year-olds? Why would anyone want a reboot? This is the kind of shit Lee Goldson was trying to prevent
>>221222961I'll speak for the people who matter.
>>221222961again zoomer we're talking about life before Finding Nemo was in theaters.
If Styxhexenhammer666 didn't get his tooth knocked out, he could of played Gretchen.
>>221223085>>221223088>people who matter>zoomerIt must have sucked for you not to go through school in the 90s and early aughts in a White majority community with 0 woke hippie teachers. I'm sorry that this scenario is so foreign to your imagination that you feel the need to lash out.
>>221223159Why are you pretending you were there? its weird.
>>221223409Nobody's pretending. I'm sad that the notion is causing you distress and skepticism.
>>221223440you realize you outed yourself as significantly younger than me by asserting that all response is angered. That didn't start until late millennial.
>>221223459I didn't out anything. In fact, your responses are barely coherent.>by asserting that all response is angeredLol what? I've explicitly stated I went to school in the 90s-00s. Be doubtful if you'd like, it doesn't change the truth or your inexplicable asspain during this otherwise innocuous discussion.
>>221223505starting at late millennial (read: older than you) everyone started interpreting all response, all attention, as anger. this used to only be a trait in the emotionally neglected until the social media generation started.what you just experienced is called cognitive dissonance.
>>221223159Only fags call it the (((aughts))), normal people just call them the "2 thousands"
>>221223604>normal peoplenormalfaggots, like you, apparently>>221223582>reddit-spacing>mfw
>>221221842As an American, what's it like living in an actual functioning country that at least cares a little bit about its citizens wellbeing?
>>221223666here, king, you earned this engagement post
>>221222961I had multiple. I occasionally remember stuff my teachers said to me when I was in school and think "damn, if my parents knew they would have been pissed"
>>221223796awww mommy put all of your report cards on the fridge, didn't she?
>>221223666>youngfag is also a newfag
>>221219976This anon is right. Out of respect we should all stop discussing the possibility immediately.
