This is genuinely satanic
>>221221024True but they brought back Tress MacNeille for it so I'm fine with it
Christ almighty, man, you can dislike something without invoking the literal devil.
>>221221229SATANIC
>>221221024sorry chuds, in this world the FLYCHAD gets the girl
>>221221024What does the Bible say about talking rodents going around in a toy plane and doing rescue missions?
>>221221360nothing
>>221221360What does it say about rodents getting impregnated by insects, repeatedly?
>>221221371>>221221375That's the point. Kinda stupid to go all "this is... LE HECKIN' SATANIC!!1!" when it's a cartoon with a silly premise from, like, 40 years ago. Also, if you're old enough to have childhood memories of Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers and you feel this movie violated your childhood... dude, you're way too old to get mad over this shit. Like, go pay your mortgage. Go schedule your prostate exam.
>>221221443jew mad
>>221221500Not as mad as jew, bro.
>>221221024The director, writers, and producers are jewish.
>>221221024Ok russian gadget cult member
>>221221229let's bring up the production crew and most of the cast>literal devil worshipershmm... funny that
>>221221528still waiting for their official statement about this
https://youtu.be/WK5Xe1SK0r8
>>221221024>I'm GENUINELY scared of LUCIFER the fallen ANGEL i really BELIEVE in this BULLSHIT
>>221221780>t. autistic midwit who takes every statement at face value
>>221221764comic source?
What does fly-mousette reproduction even look like, flies lay eggs, mouses don't
>>221221375Explicitly states that it's tight as fuck. Where? Well if you'd ever read the bible you'd know, faggot. It's not my job to educate you.
>>221221024When the purge goes live, can we form a platoon of Gadget defenders?
>>221221835fly crawls into mouse pussy and masturbates
>>221221835BBC (Big Bug Cock)
the girl doesn't generally go for the lifelong friend though
>>221221826The Hollows from House of Mystery 1 (2008)
>>221221969
>>221222024I can't find anything past this, but it gets worse...
>>221221024>be Disney>have a property that can easily be turned into “cartoon characters end up in the real world (New York) to help live action people”And then fucking it up this bad
>>221221024>"what if they had a bunch of David Cronenberg fly monster babies?!"It's a kids show, you weren't suppose to love it and care, just jokes bro lol
Society was healthier before zoolennials started humanizing fantasy cartoons about talking animals that don't actually exist
>>221221024BIGBUGCOCK
>>221221024>>221221835>>221222084horrifying
>>221221969what's the new site now that readcomiconline is kill
>>221222302The Shining?
>>221222594If I knew, I'd have finished story timing.
>>221221969>>221222024>>221222048it amazes me this wasn't written by a woman, but im sure those Co-editors had a lot more involment than what they pretend to had, this is one of those -you just know- kind of things.
>>221221229incels calling everything they don't like demonic/satanic are unironically the new greatest generation pearl-clutching grandmas that were scared of howard stern saying bad things on the radio in the 80s/90s
>>221221229most of the time is a satanic jew doing it or a good goy leftist wiccan.
>>221221969>>221222024>>221222048meh, Japan does it better. There is a whole genre about that shit.
>>221221780Imagine being an atheist in 2026Yeah bro the universe totally popped into existence from nothing
Reminder that the people calling this satanic are literal cultists for a cartoon rat
>>221223376You can not believe in Satan and not be an athiest you dork
>>221223403Oh you're just pretending to be retarded. Gotcha
>>221221443I was going to argue with you about it being 40 years old, until I looked it up and realized you're only off by like 3 years. I'm going to go take my Geritol now and schedule that prostate exam you mentioned.
>>221223425>oh uh duhh the god of Abraham is the one true godit's stupid, come on man
>>221221024just say jewish you christcuck coward
>>221221523And such you are all aware this was there, specifically and admittedly, Rogans fuck you to furries…and it’s based as all hell.
>>221221024It made me chuckle but watching the distress it caused in some was plain hilarious.
>humiliation ritual of a movie because the chuds actually liked a girlboss for once
>>221222302my god, those threads were the best
>satanickek ok grandma back to facebook with you
>when the cartoon mouse you jack off to gets married to a cartoon fly
Just cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>221224293I used to laugh at this webm until I saw the video and understood the context.
>>221224413I really doubt there's context that makes punching yourself in the face seem the correct response.
>>221222048Your Googlefu is weak.https://batcave.biz/reader/18306/126557#page-16
>>221224602He's dealing with melanin enriched scholars and he's severely autistic.
>>221224638so punching THEM in the face might make sense. yourself? nah.
>>221224638>severely autisticthat just makes me laugh at it harder
This movie just honestly felt weirdly cruelPeter Pan being the villain considering how fucked and tragic the life of the original voice actor was is such a shitty move. If this was like an adult movie sure, I could wave it off, but this was a PG movie aimed at kids. Considering that, having Gadget marry and having mutant kids with a fly once again feels weirdly vindictive. They could have simply addressed what its like when childhood crush moves on and starts family with some other character but they choose the fly....for what reason? Do you really think kids would find a cute character having mutant kids to be funny?Again, the movie just feels needlessly cruel.
>>221221024No Ivan, a cartoon rodent and cartoon insect having children isn't satanic.Yes Ivan, we know you're raiding.
>THIS IS LIKE THE BAD GUY FROM JUDAISM
Why are jews so cruel and subversive? Is it that hard to not ruin people's childhoods?
>>221224953>but they choose the fly....for what reason?Because he is a fly.
>>221222745If it helps it was written by a Zionist
>>221221024Peace was never an option
>>221222024>>221222048what happened next?
get a fucking grip
>>221221024"Satanic" being back and overused like in the 80s and 90s by little atheist zoomies is fucking hilarious to me. I guess they no longer have the cringe christcucks represented in their lives. We need more spittle flecked grandmas screaming about things being DORK SIDED and how playing Ozzy records backwards creates messages to Satan.
>>221221443Yeah I mean it was a low-key kids/adult movie because what kid would give a fuck about Chip & Dale? I liked it, it was funny and weird and well-done. Homeboy from Lonely Island directed it. It's a fun movie. Getting mad at shit in your 40s that was just goofy shit to begin with decades ago is sad. Like, I have kids. I get mad at real things like the actual bullshit of life, I'm not getting mad over entertainment.
>>221225552Still nareated like she was an average southern peach with an average family life, it's shown that after getting flyfucked she gets sick, starts vomiting blood, and eventually her torso explodes into a mess of softball sized maggots. In a panel showing what appears to be a lifeless corpse crawling with housecat sized juvenile flies, the narration gives the gist of "some would try and excuse it as post partum depression, but I was a lousy mother." Next panel is her, seemingly whole and alive , saying that she separated from her "husband" and left town. Final cutaway panel shows that her entire backside is still hollowed out, and a bucket placed underneath her stool is catching detritus from her meal.
>>221225869Did you post your AI prompt in this thread? Are you drunk or high?
>>221221024This movie sure did a number on the chuddies.
>>221225889That's how I remember the comic ending, like the little narration boxes continue to not acknowledge that she's fucking a giant fly. And she basically gets infested and bursts like a bloated corpse.It's been a few years, but it stands out in my memory.
This was genuinelly worse than Steven Universe, Adventure Time and all that other shit combined
>>221225918>samefagging that hardWow. Whoever posted those has even less of a life than me.
>>221225923You should not be consuming this sort of material. It is not good for you. Why don't you watch a movie? Something artistic and fun, like Mr. Hulot's Holiday? Or something goofy like Stripes or Dude, Where's My Car?
>>221225639You wanna add a few more buzzwords to those sentences?
>>221226015>Don't read horror comics, watch a movie instead I have terrible news about movies, Anon.
>>221221539whats so special about that? have you looked at ANY other production crew and cast of anything? >look inside restaurant>theres food
