Could you rizz up Counselor Troi?What would your opening line be?
Can you sense my erection?
>>221221053>enter range of her empathy>be so pathetically incelibatley depressed that she HAS to fuck me to stop the secondhand despair
>>221221157This would actually work
>>221221053> Troi, huh? I got a pack full of Trojans primed and ready to invade.
>>221221157This or >"hello my name is Commander William Riker"
>>221221053She can sense that I want to fuck her, so I'd fake awkwardly try to talk mundane things, so she feels at ease. Play the mid to long game.
>>221221053You don't need an opening line, you just need to think really hard about licking her minge. Before you say a word she'll be all over you.
>>221221053>...
>>221221053she must sense so many goon thoughts
>>221221053For its Lwaxana Troi. mature empaths as long as they don’t have that disease old betazoids get
>>221221157What about a good ol' fashioned rape?
>>221221157This once almost happened to me on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. She was a special-needs educator too.
>>221221290Mother Troi is full-on Betazoid so she's telepathic, she can read your mind.
>>221221487I bet you felt very edgy and funny when you typed that.
>>221221178>trojans invading troy
>>221221584What?Got something against rape?
>>221221747Have you tried being raped?
>>221221053I just started watching this and It feels she gets another love interest every other episodeSo your odds are highjust b yourself
>>221221888That is illegal and HIGHLY unpleasant you piece of shit!!
>>221221888It's impossible to try being raped, the moment you try, you have failed.
>>221221888Kurt Cobain predicted this
>>221221888I got a little raped once and it wasn’t really anything. I ended up thinking less of women for all their complaints about it.
Troi had no problem with the entire crew seeing her naked even little kids. Didn't even have a problem with them fucking her. She banged many of the crew in various episodes. Not every culture has the same prudish view on sex and nudity as religious humans.
>>221222694Whore.
I can't even hide the fact I want to fuck human women from them, so I don't even try anymore.
>>221221053
>>221221053I wouldn't say anything. I would listen, and that's what nobody did.
>>221221053>”Nice tits, wanna fuck?”
>>221221053I'd simply wait until she hits betazoid menopause.
>>221221697> we're going back home boys
>>221223036Is the federation supposed to be an actual post-scarcity society or not (they don't use money, right)? What I'm asking is, can any citizen own their own holodeck?
>>221221053>>221221276I gotta assume that at some point Troi has just learned to tune out the image of every single guy that makes eye contact with her nutting in herLike she might have gotten grossed out or offended the first time it happened, but she can't be mad at everyone when it's happening 100% of the time
>>221221053>I need your help to get over my fear of physical intimacy.>As ship's counselor, you have an obligation to help me.In reality I'd just go and have crazy sex orgies in the holodeck, and have the ship beam super space meth and super space viagra directly into my bloodstream.
i don't know why trek nerds have such a boner for troi. all the star treks after have hotter babes--kira, jadzia, janeway, seven, t'pol. even ro laren was finer. and a number of guest actors upstaged troi on the regular
>>221221053>Sup girl
>>221223282Shes not as hot as the other girls so they feel like they would actually have a chance with her.
>>221223129IIRC at the time TNG was beginning holodecks were still novel technology only available to the select few with the energy & space available to operate them. A post-scarcity society doesn’t mean every Joe Citizen has access military-level infrastructure.I’m sure after a few years they scaled them down for typical home consumer use.
>>221223282>troiTONS of sexy scenes. The show runners knew what they were doing>kiratoo much of a bitch and not enough sexy scenes>jadziaa man inside with a thousands long body count; Ezri was superior in looks>janewaynot sexy whatsoever>sevenshe's hot and gets plenty of attention; her ending up with Akoochimoya is a disaster>t'polher scenes also get posted plenty
>>221221053I am incredibly horny. But you already knew that.
For me, it's the quirk chungus wolfcut ensign
>>221223412So... is that a "yes"?
>>221222694Religious humans? The some of the biggest prudes today are atheist millennials and zoomers.
