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This is a thread dedicated to cock shock and awe in television and film as well as other big dick aggrandizement.
Size queens welcome.
Who are some canonically hung characters in television and film? What's your favorite scene of big dick aggrandizement?
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>>221225838
Shut the fuck up holy shit
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I'm not exaggerating when I say I have a micropenis.
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>>221225878
My fetish didn't stop existing and I'm still looking for new content to make webms of.
Also that's only 8 threads over a year period

>>221225900
This thread isn't about you. Please keep things on the thread topic
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>>221225900
Somehow its your fault. Congratulations, you are worse than a school-shooting pedophile Hitler (who had a micropenis lol!) while also simultaneously being all of those things.

t. the human race
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>>221225900
you should kys
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>>221226140
Is this from Hung?
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>>221226155
Correct.
Season 3 episode 1. I only managed to find 3 clips from Hung that I though were compact enough for the thread topic
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>>221226180
Too bad it was cancelled
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>>221226180
Also, I think this was the Israel vs Palestine episode lmao
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>>221226155
They should make a show called Huang about the exact opposite scenario.
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>>221226590
It feels ripe for a remake.
Maybe make it more about the bull/hotwife circles and bullshit around that
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>>221226180
Uh this looks very gay
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>>221226811
>Rough, paid, consexual, outdoor intercourse with an inshape female police officer is gay
seek help
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>>221227014
Movie??
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>>221227186
What Every Frenchwoman Wants(1986) original title: L'iniziazione
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>>221225838
What’s the threshold for big?
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>>221227513
Big enough to talk about? The thread really is about womens responses to big dicks / talking about it as a good thing. For the purposes of the thread there is no subjective big size by length, width, or overall volume.
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>>221225838
this example is weird because she made it seem like she never fucked Crumb's dick because he only got off on weird shit and usually just jerked himself off
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Size queens are gross. Even amongst girl circles....the size queen is usually that fat alcoholic mess of a friend the Stacy's keep around for a laugh. I'm not saying chicks don't like a nice dick....but nice dicks come in a variety of shapes and sizes....

They just tend to not be small and do tend to be above average.
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>>221229238
I would never wife a size queen because of the fear that she would be more attracted to my cock than she would be to me as a person.
The thought of someone who really appreciates my cock and knows how lucky she is is very tempting
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>>221229418
Thank you for your contribution.
I like it but it could be just a general reaction instead of awe
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>What's your favorite scene of big dick aggrandizement?
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>>221229613
She sees down and huffs.
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>>221229839
Or she closes her eyes and exhales in exasperation at the situation
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>>221229613
1080
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>>221229238
>tend to be above average.
This statement is self-contradictory unless you're asserting there are guys with dicks so microscopic they bring down the average for everybody
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>>221230053
we ignore dicklet cope in this thread anon as it is dedicated to big dick aggrandizement scenes in television and film
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>>221227186
What Every Frenchwoman Wants (1986), original title L'iniziazione. Eurotrash kino.
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This thread is making me feel insecure.
Time to go get some sleep.
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>>221229104
You just know he added this scene to the movie himself.
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It's become a classic scene. One of Steven Seagal's better moments in film
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>>221225878
lel what the fuck
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>>221225878
......
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>>221225911
legit get help for your mental illness
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Remember guys a thick cock is 10x better than a long cock, so if you're average length but got some girth you're actually ideal for most girls.
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>>221226140
so zoophilia threesome? pug is the cuck watching
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>>221229368
can play in movie about Zelensky
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>>221225878
See you kinda have to throw OP a bone here because clearly he has autism and this is probably the only scenario that he can jerk off to so we should be good people and let the sperg touch his little willy his highly specific erotic fantasy.
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>>221232126
I wonder when was the last time Steven saw his own dick.
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>>221225900
I bet you don't. Lose weight and get on some blood flow improvers
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>>221225911
>I'm still looking for new content
i don't know if it ever comes up again in the series because i just started watching it but "episodes" s01e03 has a plotline about matt leblanc having an enormous penis and showing it to a guy who then tells his wife about it, and later the wife wants to chew out leblanc for something but she keeps getting distracted by his bulge.
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>>221233569
No
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>>221236630
Hey Anon dont want to alarm you but you seem to have misplaced your foreskin
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>>221236630
enjoy your vacation i guess
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the guy in Buffalo 66 who's in the urinal next to Vincent Gallo and looks and says "It's just so big" and Gallo grabs him and calls him a faggot.
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God I hate women
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>>221225900
I'm a big dick guy in a small dick guy's body. I unironically have worse body dysmorphia than any tranny. I deserve to have life-saving surgery of penis enlargement for free
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>>221225838
There's that one scene towards the end of the first Sex and the City movie in which Samantha walks in on her neighbor showering
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>>221231795
I never finshed this movie, Idk why. Looking back it seems like the speed at which she cheats on her wife with Mark Ruffalo's character and his willingness is so fast. Like I guess some people are willing to fuck up their whole lives at the drop of a hat.
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>>221236096
this is where it go awry. guys with huge dicks fuck everything and they always want to show it to everyone. every guy with a horse cock has been with men and women
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>>221236813
I've got that one but thank you for your contribution
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>>221236321
Thank you for your contribution. I'll work on getting this one not so pixelated. Runs a bit long
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>>221237234
Thanks for your contribution. The scene's alright but it's a bit too female gaze centric and the prosthetic dick shot means I can't make a SFW webm of it.
Either way still appreciated

>>221236321
Keep me informed as you continue watching as to whether this important plotline continues.

>>221237515
Women are literally made for cock lesbians are not an exception. It's just that simple. Also it's the classic case of a circumstantially bi-woman being groomed by an older dyke lesbian who doesn't want to die alone
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>tfw 6x6 and rock hard, but butt ugly so you can't get your foot in the door
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>>221225838

That's Dian Hanson from the documentary Crumb about, you'll never guess it, Robert Crumb!!!FACT!!!



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