>>221229195
What?

everyone ignores my lois einhorn threads and it honestly hurts my feelings

>>221229195
Don't know what you're talking about, it's 5am and I've just woken up. Wait, you fags have been here ALL NIGHT instead of sleeping?

>>221229233
Yes, Mr. Freemason. I work 2nd shift and don't go to bed till the sun rises.

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I learned I’m wasting my time here

Today was my first time posting here in probably... a year or two?
Feels good to be back. It doesn't feel like much has changed.

>>221229672
Whoa, are you a fan of Unwind With the Sweeties too?

>tfw "there is no such thing as a 4chan account" is an official public record in my divorce proceedings
I had a fucking hell of a day boys. Her lawyer fucking airballed it, wasted all her time on my wife and only had 2 minutes to cross me and blew it fumbling about 4chan accounts and getting an objection sustained rambling about white supremacy and the oklahoma city bomber (I'm sure she meant to bring up Ted Kaczinski but apparently my wife is a stupid bitch and it got objected for not being relevant to a custody hearing anyway) lmao

>>221229925
I shouldn't have called her a bitch desu I love her very much and this is horrible

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>>221229925
Did the judge order you to hand over the password to your account?

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>>221230423
No lmao my lawyer objected for relevance and then hers started rambling extremism and my lawyer said we have the first amendment in this country and this has nothing to do with a custody hearing. My wife knows there's no such thing as a 4chan account, watching that spectacular failure while trying to destroy my character must have been fucking infuriating for her
>do you have a 4chan account
>uh, theres not such thing as a 4chan account
>and why is that (probably expecting "I deleted it")
>because 4chan doesnt have accounts
>....is that why you use it
>.....sure
>and what do you do on 4chan?
>argue with people about movies?
After this it fell directly apart. Fortunately I was basically crying so I didnt crack up laughing on the stand

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>>221230592
Wow four (You)'s thank you so much anon!

>>221230648
I keep getting connection errors

>>221230683
Did you get custody of your wife's kids?

>>221230688
Not yet but probably. There is a jurisdictional issue because she took them 1500 miles away and is claiming the restraining order she got constitutes a custody determination but that probably isnt going to hold up. The judges have to talk to each other but I'll probably win jurisdiction. This all really fucking sucks desu and I hate it and myself

I learned about Donald Trump
I learned about the libs
I learned about Twitter guys
I learned about boobs and butt webms
I learned about Jessica Biel's boobs and butt
I learned about the Jews
I learned about Israel
I learned about Elin Page


I can't wait to do it again tomorrow.

>>221229195
black "people" arent human

>>221230739
at least you made me laugh with your story about acknowledging 4chan in an official court proceeding

>>221230983
Yes. I'm sure my wife was furious, she knows there's no such thing as a fucking 4chan account and she was trying anything to bury me. Idk why I can't look much worse than I do already but it was hilarious incompetence.

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>>221230739
Sorry about your situation anon
If itll make you feel better you can vent a bit about it and I will read it and probably make some kinds of silly remark to try and make you laugh.
You shouldn't hate yourself. If you get custody of your kids, you need to be strong and set a good example for them and be a good father. Idk what your wife is like, but I assume she's a normal woman, and thus, a retard. Don't mean to offend you, but not sorry if I did. Life truly is gay and retarded alot of the time. My family has also been going through some fucked up shit lately and I'm trying not to be stressed about the future, but it doesn't look very bright if I'm honest
Stay gold, anonkun

>>221231159
Dont feel too bad for me. I got blackout drunk at Project Hail Mary, came home and beat her up for saying she was going to finally leave me over being a drunk. I've already dealt with the charges so it doesn't matter if I say it. 20 years down the drain. She absolutely hates me now and if I can't really blame her but her response was to relocate my kids 1500 miles away and give away everything I have ever owned in my life while I was in jail, and is now trying to completely cut me out of my kids lives. I mean I fucked up but I'm not dead so I'm at least going to try. I really hate myself. I took her for granted. I don't understand how I fucked up so bad, I've never even thought about hitting her before. She might never talk to me again and I'm so fucking heart broken I want to die every fucking day the only thing I can think about is how badly I want to talk to her. I cannot believe I took her for granted and threw everything away, probably forever.

>>221231257
Lmao
Okay nevermind
Hope you dont get custody of your kids lol
It's probably better if you hate yourself atleast for a little while
Condsider not being an alcoholic retard next time you roll a character in this chudchungus life

>>221231257
>but her response was to relocate my kids 1500 miles away
nigga she's scared of you
her #1 biological prerogative in life is to protect her offspring and you have proven yourself a physical threat, you can say that you hate yourself now but don't act like you can't see the clear cause and effect here

>>221231374
I'm probably going to due to the sheer magnitude of her reaction.

I went to the movie theater and ordered a soda and nachos because I have reward points to get them for free but for some reason the points wouldn't work but the black girl cashier was very sweet and just gave me the food anyway because I'm a regular and legitimately did have the points so she didn't give me a hard time.
Then after the movie I went to Taco Bell (yes I'm a fatass) and some black girl customer went apeshit over them taking too long to make her order (the place was packed) and started threatening the employees and making a scene and everyone there was very uncomfortable and some people just started leaving.
It was a real dichotomy of black girls evening.

>>221231435
Bro if it comes out in court that you beat the shit out of her and went to jail for it, why in the world would they give you custody? Are you delusional? Courts already favor the woman even when there's no foul play in the marriage. You literally abused her dude
The only way you get custody is if she somehow abused them more, which sounds highly unlikely as her "extreme response" to danger (from (You)) was to get them the fuck away from you. Anyone ever would say that's a reasonable response here.

>>221231430
Well if the proceedings yesterday shake out the way it looks she probably shouldn't have done that. But yes I understand. I feel indescribably bad and I'm sure she was terrified. I betrayed her and I fucking suck. It's the worst mistake of my life and probably always will be. I miss her so much and she's so fucking mad at me. She was my entire life and I fucked everything up SPECTACTULARLY

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>>221231467
The first one was one of the good ones and is probably a BWCfiend who actually loves fat guys. You should ask her out next time you go there. You can be like the guy from the drumming movie, except a fatchud oildriller

>>221231477
Yeah that's definitely what she figured

>>221230423
This is why I made my password the n word. The police caught me for being racist, and said they needed me to hand over my password. I told them, then watched the senior sergeant spend ten minutes shaking and sweating in front of his computer, trying to work up the courage to type it in. Eventually I reminded him the first letter was n, and he began crying. I was freed of all charges and the Queen knighted me and gave me a medal.

>>221231532
jej

>>221231430
But he’s sowwy now and he misses her so she should give him a second chance.

>>221231502
You definitely don’t want to be a race traitor anon. Ignore this frogposter.

>>221231480
at what point did you decide yup this is enough of a beating, i think ill stop here? why not just smash her and not beat her up haha are you retarded

>>221231637
He seems mentally deficient from his posts, to be fair.

>>221231502
I feel like Fatchud Oildriller would me my name if I was a JoJo character or smth

>>221229195
Ooh I got one. Don’t just start unloading nasty hooks and uppercuts on your wife unless you WANT her to leave. I learned that ITT.

>>221231702
I thought girls liked getting beat up

>>221231707
Yeah, well, good luck with the custody. On the off chance you get it, please remember kids don’t like being roundhouse kicked.

>>221231637
The point when I stopped I suppose
>>221231690
Tragically, I can assure you this is one thing she would certainly not claim about me

>>221231707
Human psychology is extremely complex and basically a total mystery. Generalizing like this is silly because every brain is different, and while there are patterns across all people, not everyone is the same. Some women do have issues and do either like being beat up or accept it as normal. Some will act out and specifically try to get their spouses to beat them up. Alot of times this is linked with childhood trauma. If they were physically abused as kids it could cause them to be fucked up later in life and not only abuse others but also expect and want abuse themselves. Most people that don't grow up abused will not take kindly to it and their response is fear and distance. Basically, if a woman was beat up by her parents as a kid, she might want to get beat up as an adult because the wires in her brain are crossed in such a way that they associate violence with love. But the opposite is also true, that women who weren't abused don't stand for it and will try to leave or whatever. Where it gets complicated is that this isn't 100% accurate and true for every situation. Sometimes people who were abused recognize abuse more easily and will avoid it at all costs, sometimes people who werent abused will still want to be for some reason or other. And we just don't know why people are the way that they are because the brain is just too complex and any amount of study is muddled by the fact that communication between humans is limited. You cant just expect the truth out of someone. They could lie or they could not even understand their own wants and desires themselves. Idk man it's all very fucked up
But the best thing to do is to not physically hurt the ones you love. Anon failed at that and he destroyed his relationship lol
What a life

>>221229925
> my wife is a stupid bitch
You are the stupid bitch that married her

>>221231827
I shouldn't have called her that but its le 4chan

>>221231786
Dude all you had to do was not punch your wife. I’ve never punched your wife. It’s not hard not to. You’re a fucking idiot.

In the spirit of what this thread has become, does anyone have any recommendations for films about the possibility (or impossibility) of forgiveness or redemption? I was going to recommend some but can't think of any.

>>221231859
First thing that popped into my head was Manchester By the Sea

>>221231859
Manchester by the sea. And also there will be blood. also perfect days

>>221231859
Uhhhh avatar the last airbender
Zuko gets redeemed and forgiven for his actions

>>221231844
Yeah. Someone has to destroy their pretty good life via unexpected violence though I guess it turned out to be me. Lemme tell ya it fuckin blows. Particularly because as you can see I'm under no delusions and take full responsibility. It would be much easier to make excuses and all of that stuff but I can't and won't.

>>221231910
Funny enough if you were making excuses she'd probably be more responsive to that. By being sorry you're giving her all the power. I wish it wasn't true but scumbags usually win.

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>>221231899
Manchester by the sea is a good one. Not sure about there will be blood but it has been a decade since I've seen it.

>>221231939
I didn't get why Manchester by the Sea got so much critical praise the year it came out, but it's got a lasting legacy. It's got 2 meme worthy scenes. The scene with the woman who asked him to repair her shower and the scene where he tried to shoot himself with the cops gun in the police station. The fact it has multiple scenes that stick in our imagination makes it better then moonlight or 12 years a slave or whatever.

>>221231930
Definitely not. Also I would have been all but thrown out of family court and she wouldnt have had to physically appear.

>>221231970
Casey Affleck's performance is very good.

I thought of some more films about redemption: The Conversation, Chinatown, Harakiri

>>221231910
>Unexpected
Horse shit. You chose to punch your wife.

>>221232141
He meant from HER perspective, baka

>>221231786
this you anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBKnAyn3jmA

>>221232141
I mean I guess. It definitely happened. It was more like watching a movie or like if you've ever been in a car crash. Idk if I would call it a choice, but it really doesnt make a difference.

>>221232217
Oh yeah. I bet it was. Poor thing.

>>221232238
how bad was the beating?

>>221232238
And no he fucking didn’t mean from her perspective. Right there. “i didn’t choose to hit her my fists moved on their own”. Fuck I hope this thread is entered in court against you. You’re a coward.

>>221232266
About 36 punches. Not great not terrible

>>221232280
Femoid detected
Notice how no one here was defending him and we were all calling him a retard (himself included) yet (You) are now suddenly upset by this
Consider calming down and posting your tits, m'lady

>>221232266
Class A misdemeanor, deferred and dismissed assuming no charges in a year with time served. So I guess in the states eyes "not that bad"? You'd have to ask her what she thought but I'm sure it was scary and boy is she fucking mad at me.

>>221232296
what no body slams? no coffee pots?

>>221232296
THIRTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

>>221232280
I was already sentenced. I take full responsibility and just did so in family court. What are they going to do? Prove they did find my 4chan account?

>>221232342
So the judge knows you beat the shit out of her?
Lol
You're cooked buddy

>You're honor *hic* just because I'm a wife-drinking booze-beater *hic* doesn't mean that I can't be trussszted with *hic* the custody of my children *burp*

>>221232362
That doesnt appear to be the case right, for me or in general. From what I gather isolated first time misdemeanor batteries are "you really shouldn't have done that but at the same time shit happens". #2 and after is when it starts getting bad fast.

Do you realize how stupid you must be to think I spent a day in family court arguing with my wife and it just didnt come up?

>>221229195
Cycling is not yuppie GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD bullshit - it's a mode of transportation for beautiful womens' asses - and we should all support increased bike infrastructure

>>221232423
>wife beater who ruined his own life and family calling me stupid
Kek
4am threads on the chan hit different

>>221231257
>I don't understand how I fucked up so bad
alcohol

>>221232307
You don’t want to see my hairy nips mate. He’s a coward and I’d beat the fuck out of him.

>>221232449
Were you not under the impression that I had a custody hearing over her relocation and the jurisdictional weight of a temporary restraining order and it somehow never came up? Because that's what it looked like you believed.

>>221232449
but it's 2am

>>221232499
You bashed her. Oh no she violated some red tape mumbo jumbo. You’re a violent fucking criminal. I wouldn’t be worried about her, but if you were near me, I’d keep my eyes on you.

You’ve admitted you don’t even have self control. You’re the equivalent of a violent animal and should be treated as such.

>>221232499
I was because I wasnt thinking about it logically, I was just thinking about how much of a fuck up you are. It was quite silly of me to not assume it was discussed. However YOU calling me stupid over it, while it may be true, is very comical

>>221231532
haha

>>221232524
It’s 7pm cunts. Makes me sad I probably don’t live near this wife basher, because otherwise I’d sort out a smoker match with the cunt and loosen his teeth.

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>>221232540
You wont do shit, bitch

>>221232526
Is that a yes?
>you're a violent criminal
Only kind of for the next 12 months

>>221232543
is that what you told your wife during the beating?

>narrator: she did, in fact, do shit

>>221232543
Well nah, I won’t because he’s out of my reach.

>>221232555
You’ll always be wife basher. Till the day you die. You never loved her.

>>221232540
ain't it christmas time down undah?

>>221232557
Imagine reading this entire thread and believing that post was me. Newfags I swear.

>>221232563
You wouldn't do shit if he was knocking on your door and handed you a baseball bat

>>221231467
FUCK I wish we were discussing this anon’s anecdote instead of how to punch your wife and then make it everyone else’s fault.

>>221232588
Hey man I (You)'d that post once dunno what else I could do

>>221232578
Righto. Anyone in the Brisbane area want to meet up and punch on tonight? Only thing I ask is you send a photo of your mouth to this thread when I’m done practicing dentistry on you.

>>221232524
It's 8am

>>221232605
Yeah you’re a good one anon.

>>221232608
>Brisbane
LOL
So sorry for you bro

>>221232571
I did though and in fact still do, very much. I've cried every day for the last three months and I miss talking to her so much I can't focus on anything for more than a couple of minutes. My lawyer, two of my bosses and several of my friends are/were seriously concerned I'm going to kill myself. It sucks pretty bad man but all of the indescribable regret ain't gonna change the past.

>>221232625
Your sooking disgusts me to the fucking core.

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>>221232618
U 2 anon :*

>>221232588
Please direct me to any of my posts where I have blamed anyone but my dumbass self.

>>221232632
Oh go hit another woman or something. This is now a black girl interaction thread.

>>221232524
it's 5am

>>221231819
This was a great post. At the very end, is your conclusion he should get druk? Idk anon, that seems a slippery slope for this particular pugilistic individual.

>>221232617
>>221232649
yeah maybe if you're on saturn

>>221232621
I’m seething BECAUSE it’s a shithole

>>221232625
What I dont understand is how it happened
If you're not an inherently violent person (you seem to be an emotional wreck and a kindof a bitch (no offense)) how did your brain just decide to start throwing out the L2 R2? She was apparently fed up with you being an alkie, so it's no doubt you've had some kind of issues before this, but shit dude, how do you just lay down the law on her randomly?
I'm actually asking a serious question because my brother is an alcoholic and has been having problems with his wife for years. Their situation is really complicated and she's not innocent herself in all of this, but when he gets drunk he verbally abuses her. I'm somewhat worried it'll turn physical, especially because she's a hysterical bitch that once tried to run him over with their car and she drinks, too.
He says he's done drinking and I hope that's the case, but you never know with addicts

>>221232658
Idk how you got that out of that post, but I don't think I insinuated that at all.
?

>>221232681
>tried to run him over with their car and she drinks, too.
hoo boy lol

>>221232664
godspeed, anonkun
Hope you manage to move away or something

>>221231467
Anon, you have to do the extensive work required to get your rewards points working again. Then walk past the theatre and surreptitiously check she’s working. When she is, go in and order the same thing, then joke “I promise my points will work this time”

Congratulations, you have now trapped her into the beginnings of a relationship with you. I don’t know what kind of relationship, to be clear I’m not saying dating, but this is how you forcibly rewrite yourself from an extra to a character in her life.

Also don’t chase your nachos with taco bell. One mexican treat a day maximum. You need to slim down for your black kween.

>>221232641
Well, are you gonna start?
>>221232701
Dont get me started man. Their entire relationship has been fucked up for a decade.

>>221232704
Problem is to go anywhere worth living I’d have to leave the damn country. Seethe as much as you want Melbourne fags. I’m correct.

>>221232713
This is actually an excellent meet-cute unironically

>>221232659
I don't think I'm on Saturn, I think I'm on the scattered disk

>>221232717
Yeah man.
>>221232713
I haven’t actually seen a black kween in weeks. I hide in my room and look at…photos of them online

>>221232723
Yes, the mistake of the beta male is to assume meet cutes are organic. Every black kween I dated back in the day, I had to put in this sort of legwork.

>>221232658
What a life.

I always say that before I get druk

Geena David died?

>>221232701
Do you guys think he could solve this by hitting his wife with a spinning back kick? Asking for another poster ITT.

>>221232739
It's Juneteenth bro - go out there and proclaim your black kween's emancipation from not being your woman

>>221232681
>how it happened
His post says he was blackout drunk. If he means that literally, maybe he wasn't conscious of what he was doing. But that's just what he says, might not be true, and he might mean just "really drunk."

>>221232760
Ah, if only I already knew one’s favourite spots, I could coincidentally run into her. Perfectly chivalrous Timmie that I am.

>>221232681
I dont know man. I know it happened, I know I did it but the mechanics of it are a mystery to me. I've been with her for 20 years, we have been together since 14. She meant everything to me. The last few months before I got arrested I was definitely taking her for granted and not appreciating what I had but if anything I would think that would make me less likely to snap out of basically nowhere. The only answer I came up with is when she said our marriage is broken I knew she was leaving and she meant it and I decided that clearly the best course of action was the most retarded thing possible. Which again, obviously this can only make it significantly worse than it already appears to be. I dont know man, I just fucked it all up.

>>221232764
I have never been blackout drunk. Therefore, it doesn’t happen.

>>221232681
>He says he's done drinking and I hope that's the case, but you never know with addicts
He won't. Addiction never goes away. The fact that he thinks he can quit is enough to know he still doesn't understand it.

Sadly, your best hope is that he dies soon.

The three alternatives to that are:

1) he crashes fast and furiously while dragging some innocents along with him
2) many more years of the same up-and-down spiraling behavior, causing misery and anxiety in those around him, until his body finally checks out.
3) he actually manages to live with the life-long sickness that is addiction (spoiler alert: only a small % ever achieve this)

t. son/family member of several addicts, all dead/alienated now.

>>221232764
I mean, black out usually means they don't remember what happened, but it seems like anon remembers it fine?
My point is that people's personalities usually don't change drastically when they get drunk. They're more uninhibited versions of themselves, yes, but this just means that sad people become sad drunks, angry people become angry drunks, etc. So how did wifepuncheranon go from not punching his wife to punching his wife if his default is to not punch??

>>221232804
He stopped drinking for like 5 years and only started again recently when he got into stress about his work and stuff. I also don't really believe he'll stop forever, but he is capable of stopping for atleast 5 years at a time between spirals

>>221232778
Man, as much as I don't want to feel sorry for you because you went full on beats-his-missus argonian on her, this really does sound like it sucks massively. You're telling me you were childhood sweethearts and pairbonded at 14 only for you to show her the 1-2 after years of drunken shenanigans
Man
Life's a mess. Your life specifically. I shall chose to divide my empathy 25% your way and 75% her way. I am being VERY generous to you here

>>221229195
>let's talk about what when learn today on /tv/.
Hello saaar, i very much what when learn today.

>>221232773
I regret to inform you that a black q/v/een thread has just been deleted after many posts you would have enjoyed
I'm sorry
I should have told you sooner

>>221232869
I don't expect anyone to feel sorry for me I am just being honest. I would like to prove to her that 20 years wasnt a waste and that I am going to ensure I would never, ever do something like that again but I recognize its probably broken forever. I really hate myself.

>>221232928
Have you drinked since then?

I learned that this board has shit opinions because all of you watch kids cartoons still while avoiding real movies and shows. You're all pathetic.

>>221232950
Yes. Last week when my lawyer called here to see if I was going to be able to talk to my daughter on her birthday and I found out that she had gotten a restraining order that included the kids, I had to pay another lawyer in her state $500 to make the new charges she attempted over this go away, and did not in fact talk to my daughter was really fucking awful. Otherwise I have been doing pretty well. That was the day my bosses came and were like please dont kill yourself man people are starting to worry.

>>221232976
Faggot I spent my early 20s watching "real" movies and shows
I've seen most of the important ones already. Nothing new comes out that's good. Nothing. The last decent show I watched was succession. The last good show that was made was better call saul
Suck my dick and eat dogshit, faggot

>>221232994
Hmmmm. Well, that sucks, but you really ought to stop drinking entirely

>>221233020
Go watch your cartoons you fucking child

>>221233033
Uh oh melty
Please enlighten us as to what good "adult" shows are currently airing so we can laugh at your objectively awful taste

>>221229195
Every third thread is started by the Baskin Roberts posters.

>>221233032
I know.

>>221233044
You wouldn't understand them with your mentality anyway. Go watch something with your usual brand of family guy humour, you dim-wit

>>221233074
Lol
Retard-coded post