>You had a bad dream, Ben?>DIE YOU EVIL PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
>>221230041usually when you get a terrible temptation to rape someone it doesn't matter if they just had a bad dream
Does Luke Skywalker not know what nightmares are?
theyre jedi with predictive dreamsdidnt anakin dream of padme dying and then she did
>>221230593Luke Skywalker has never had a dream - good or bad - in his life. He also can’t visualise anything in his head. It’s why, at the age of 19, he was playing with a toy based on his real skyhopper. He enjoyed flying the vehicle, but could not remember what it looked like without holding a miniature facsimile of it. That’s why, when he sensed Ben’s dreams, which weren’t as ordered as normal day to day thoughts, Luke immediately became violent.Ben is just lucky he didn’t ask Luke a hypothetical. Luke did have breakfast this morning, damn it! He has it every morning! Blue milk! Or green milk! He needs the energy from his breakfast! We see this in Jedi, when Luke can’t understand the metaphysical concept that the persona of Anakin Skywalker needed to be repressed to make way for the Darth Vader identity. He just keeps repeating “You are Anakin Skywalker. You are my father. You and Padme Amidala conceived me. You can’t be Darth Vader, because you are my father. NO! It’s not possible for you to be both! I need order!” Final clues. Although Luke was interested in going to the tosche station, and although he did have people he got along with there, he was mostly interested in things, like power converters or bad motivators.When a rebel pilot tried to use the hyperbolic term “impossible” to describe the incredibly difficult ask of bulls-eyeing the death star’s fusion reactor while under fire from turret emplacements and tie fighters, Luke immediately hyper fixates on why it’s technically possible, instead of showing any empathy for the man’s well founded fears. This man was not trained in space magic like Luke, but Luke couldn’t perceive of that certain point of view. And he was a good friend. You already know Luke’s diagnosis. Trust your instincts, your feelings.
>>221231468Lel
>>221231468jej
so he's like a (traditional) heroic knight where he's fine with slicing up (or gunning down) men-at-arms, but this one evil dude and suddenly it's all serious and emotional?...why?
>>221231468I'm not reading all that
>>221230593Dreams are canon, nightmares aren'thttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Dream
>>221230619The actions he took to prevent that dream are what killed her, it was a funny force joke
>>221233343>Particularly disturbing dreams were known as nightmaresUmm debunked sweaty
>>221231468The Force is strong with this one.
>>221233382Go make a page for it then, nerd
Star Wars is one of those things where it you play armchair psychoanalyst, Luke is a fucking psychopath.>caregivers raise him for 20 years>killed by soldiers, implied they were tortured>(including a woman)>Luke looks sad and moves onmeanwhile:>wizard he's met a few times>gets to know him over a week>dies quickly, while elderly, painlessly and of his own volition>'i miss Ben, i wish Ben were here, i think i'll name my son "Ben" ;___;'
>>221230041why did he put on heavy eyeliner before trying to murder his nephew?
>>221230041>dad's space HitlerI sleep.>nephew has a bad dreamREAL SHIT!
>>221233422Ummm ackshually it's right there in that page
>>221233461You need to put on eyeliner before doing evil deeds. That's how it works.
>>221233343>https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/BreastOH NO NO NO, asssisters we lost
>>221233427Kylo Ren aka Ben Solo is Han and Leia's kid, not Luke's
Jedis can literallysee the future by the way.
>>221233635In the REAL continuity, Luke named his son Ben.
>>221233664Oh I don't care for Extended Universe fanfiction. Hell I don't care for sequel continuity, but the EU is nothing more than the insane ramblings of turbonerds. Mainline movie slop is the canon plot, like it or loathe it.
>>221233698>Mainline movie slop is the canon plot, like it or loathe it.this except 1-6 come on now.
>Leia: What were you doing on that planet, Luke?>Luke: Oh nothing…just stuff.>Leia: Sorry to tell you this but Han died. And we let this girl we don’t know have the map to your location. Remember those droids we used to do all those things with?>Luke: No. I have to kill your son.>Leia: Well ok then
Will sequel fans ever abandon their love of the sequels like people abandoned their hatred of the prequels
>>221231468kek
>>221230041You know how you make this work?>Have Luke have this dangerous premonitions.>Have him ignore them as his whole character is about seeing the good in others>Have Ben betray Luke anyways>Now Luke's reasoning for leaving the galaxy is for being responsible for letting Kylo onto the galaxy >Luke questions his entire morality >He becomes a unique inverse of his father by failing as a result of doing what his Father should have>Rey now is his road to redemption as she helps him realize that his ideals are truly good regardless of this one failing.There I just made TLJ work.
>Leia: What were you doing on that planet, Luke?>Luke: Oh nothing…just stuff.>yoda: i'm stuff>luke: omg! yoda no!>leia: haha, your mentor is awesome
>>221233427>implied they were torturedAnon, it was just a domestic dispute that went wrong.https://youtu.be/5HO70-Rk3jE?si=pRHxSUmc8JxFGjOA&t=245
>>221230041Gender swapped new star wars could be kinda good. Besides Rey being replaced by equally boring Gary Stu, we would get a BPD girl than turned evil after her wine auntie tried to murder her in a dream.
>>221233662YOU have been selected by me as A SPECIAL PERSON.I humbly request that you continue making weird shit on the internet.
>>221231468impressive, most impressive
>>221234257>sequel fansGood one anon.
>>221231468
>>221230041He's got Jeremy Hambly eyes.
>>221234257That happened in 2019 when TROS buckbroke people who enjoyed TLJ the same way TLJ buckbroke people who enjoyed all previous Star Wars movies.
>>221234314Rian needed Luke to shit the bed in some way as the catalyst for Kylo Ren/Ben turning evil while keeping some flimsy veneer of Kylo being sympathetic intact.That was meant to be Snoke's job but for some reason Rian was desperate to make Snoke irrelevant.
>>221230593Luke would.JakeJake>Stray from the light and I'll stab you in the night>Sorry, Leia, I'm a nephew slayer>I rested on my laurels and apparently dumped by morals>Nephew seems like Vader? R2, get the saber>Talking to Snoke? Bitch you're gonna smoke>Strafe my T52 on the kindergarten queue>Like my father I'm a Jedi, so kids are going to fry>interrupting bad dreams with laser beams>Listen to your master or I'm getting my blaster>I'll pass on what I've learned by making kids burn>I'll ready my saber when your resolve starts to waver>stray from the path and it'll be a bloodbath>switch side and I'll skin your hide>take care I'm in your nightmare>the head of Solo is gonna roll yo>betray your master and taste my blaster>change your course and become one with the Force>Wake up in a cold sweat? Kill your newphew in his bed>Tell my sister her kid won't grow up to be a mister>Turn to the dark side and you better run and hide>If your lightsaber ain't blue I'll run it through you>If you're a creep I'll kill you in your sleep>Had a nightmare? You better beware>Had a vision and am ready for collision>If I think you're evil I'll go primeval>One NephewerSkywalker Wouldn’t
>>221230619He was being influenced by Palpatine and Snape wasn't there to teach him occlumency
>>221231468It all makes sense now lol
>>221230041
>>221233164Because Rian Johnson is a faggot with daddy issues.
>>221230041>KILL YOURSELF YOU GASSY BITCH!>*kills Rose*
>>221230041Luke is a sociopath just like his dad. He killed one million people in the span of a few seconds, and felt nothing cause he thought it was necessary. He thought murdering a random kid who might turn evil in his sleep would make him a great galactic hero again and relive his glory days. When it didn’t work he mentally shut down and went to live on an island by himself and drink alien titty milk
>Where's my milk, Ben???
>>221231468nice
>>221233176That is a shame bc that some seriosly good shit
>>221237197Not really. I read it and the premise is neither good or actually supported well.
>>221231468i don't even know what the fuck you'd call this style of humour/writing, but i like the cut of your jib, anon.
>>221230041the actor and the character look miserable here.
