idris elba
It will unironically be about a black/Hispanic woman and BJ will have occasional cameos.
Chris Pratt could do it
it's going to be what's his name the guy from reacherplaying the same character he does in reacher but with a different namethe nazis will just be maga stand ins his dream role
>>221233801What the fuck happened to that video game series? Youngblood was a stinker sure, but that was seven years ago! Haven't heard a peep about another game since, have they just given up?
>>221233801Elliot Page
Colin Powell. Or is it Glen? Anyway, one of those two
>>221233871Makes sense, he looks the part. Watching him leap around in Jew-magic Ironman suit will be hilarious
>>221233882They made Indiana Jones and are now working on Wolf 3
>>221233914You mean Wolf 4. Wolf 3 was Youngblood.
>>221233801Joel Edgerton
These games are weird in that they’re obviously being critical of Nazism but they unintentionally make the Nazis look badass and efficient at running society. If they wanted to be more critical of Nazis they should have made them look like incompetent idiots which is closer to how they actually were.
>>221233871He looks the part, but I can't see Amazon willing to put Reacher on hiatus for the sake of Wolfenstein when Reacher is one of their most popular shows
>>221233801since nazis are all played by a jew in shows, Blaskowicz should be played by a nazi
>>221233801>A wacky, hyper-masculine, gratuitous science-fiction/action romp for wokeoids to now turn into their own creepy little 'revenge-fantasy' where they substitute the power-armored super-Nazis that get shredded for their political opposition
>>221234032every single one of these "alternate history" shows where the Nazis win has society functioning properly, everything is clean and orderly, but you can't have gay piss orgies so it's the worst place ever
>>221233801One of ours MPs fits the type, but he's a neonazi and can't act.
>I'm in your house, General. Is this the day?But instead we'll get CRUSH NAHTZEES KILL NAHTZEES (cut to nazi soldier getting gibbed, blood is entirely the black tar shit you see in every modern production)
>>221233801The guy who plays Reacher in the Reacher TV show. He's got the right build and facial structure.
>>221233801>"The story of killing Nazis is evergreen."But right now approval for Israel is at the lowest point that it has ever been tho?
>>221234100The left would love this adaptation, because it's about killing Nazi's but also because Germany won WW2 Israel wouldn't exist. Their odd idealogical dissonance would work in the Wolfenstein universe.
>>221233801
>>221233801New Blazko is pretty much just JJ Watt or maybe John Cena, while old school Blazko was Adam Baldwin.
>>221234139I'm pretty sure they literally based Blazko's face on this guy.He's probably too old now, however.
why are game movies a thing? who gets excited about them? surely not people who've played the game because then you've already seen the movie? I'm very perplexed
>>221233882New Order and Old Blood were good games. Wolfenstein II alienated half of the playerbase politically, and then they also doubled down on everything that people didn't want more of. Basically, they learned the wrong lessons from their success on The New Order, making 40% of the game unskippable cutscenes that no one wanted while wasting a prime opportunity for memorable setpieces in Nazi-occupied America, making the game take place in mostly drab underground corridors. It didn't help that existing characters were ruined, but then also the new characters in your pack are so annoying and cringe that you wish you could fight for the Nazis. The sad thing is that even in today’s hyperpolitical climate, Nu-Wolfenstein would still make bank if a new game was genuinely good and made by sane, normal people. >Lefties like that you kill Nazis.>Chuds like the cool visual and thematic portrayal of the Nazis (eg. instead of Hitler suiciding, he readies his Mecha suit like a badass), and since Nazi Germany is the enemy, you don't have to worry about seeing brown people. >Gamers like the fast-paced action, treasure hunting, graphics, and tech. Yet somehow, all 3 of us are left unhappy.
>>221234261Because making things real, with a human performance and real props gives it that quality that resonates stronger the humanity than a video game can.
>>221233801that reacher guy
>>221234279but I was there I played it, it was real in my mind hell I got to experience it way more than I ever will watching something
>>221233801>the story of killing Nazis is evergreenAnd yet Amazon produces a lot of content based around that already and most of it has been unsuccessful.On top of that, their last video game adaptation was a flop too. All fallout carries a much greater appeal with modern audiences than Wolfenstein does.
>>221234063That and, you know, the grinding up disabled people in deathfurnaces, the horrifying science experiments, the murdering and disappearing people. But yeah sure, it's just about the lack of gay piss orgies...
>>221233801So they'll cancel stargate but will do a tv show with literal nazi because it's more marketable?
>>221234284I always thought Til Schweiger did the mocap for this game, he would have been perfect but he's too old now.
>>221233801Reacher
>>221234363>the grinding up disabled people in deathfurnaces, the horrifying science experiments, the murdering and disappearing peopleHis point was that leftyfucks are never talking OR thinking about that when they're talking about why these places are "dystopian", dingus.It's never about the actual dystopian things (many of which they'd unironically even support if a nominally leftist dictatorships was doing the same) that signal to them that "it's a dystopia", it's shit like the lack of rainbow & BLM flags.
>>221233801>Jewslop
>>221234441Its because its the extreme activist leftist types that write this garbage the onea that actually worked together with the nazis back up to 33 to get them into power and outvote the moderates. They also latch like a parasitic cancer onto the democratic party and are not interssted in ruling and rather be permanent victims
>>221233801daily reminder that in the new wolfenstein games, there's an ancient jewish secret society that has been hoarding futuristic technology all for themselves for thousands of years and never giving any of it to the goyim in case they use it against them.the nazis in the game won world war 2 by stealing that jewish technology and using it themselves, just as the secret cult feared.the first game in the rebooted series is about working with members of that secret jewish cult and using their ancient power armor and other tech to defeat nazis.the story is clearly very cool and not straight out of antisemitic conspiracy theories, so i'm glad amazon picked this game series up to make an adaptation of it. it will be great in today's political climate. :o)
>>221233801Adolf Hitler
>>221233869That role belongs to Michael B. Jordan, chuddington.
>>221234139Sink! damn you sink!
>>221234814>Salt Lake... SHITTY!
His redemption arc
>>221234363When they refer to killing disabled, it's legit invalids, not just a kid has a wonky leg. That part is so stupid in shows like Man in the High Castle. Maybe we dont allow them to breed or somwthing but that's it.
>>221234758I was on a flight recently where Jews with yarmulkes were being super disruptive, 7 of them just jabbering in Yiddish in the galley near the bathrooms after being told repeatedly to go back to their seats. The flight attendants clearly started hating them, but everyone else in the flight was ignoring them. Just pretending like nothing was wrong. It was super weird.
Idris Elba
>>221233801Alan?He's a dirty blonde, but he's big enough, and honestly being big is the most important part.
>>221234032>they should have made them look like incompetent idiots which is closer to how they actually were.Huh? They overachieved given how outnumbered they were.
>>221234363That’s less dystopian than subsidizing dysgenics, which is what we’re doing now.
>>221234036Production has changed ovwr the past decade. People aren't tied to one show at a time anymore. Reacher is 8-10 episodes every 18 months. Alan Ritchson absolutely could film another series if he wanted to. Them both being Amazon makes it even more likely.
>>221234261>>221234279>>221234310The correct answer is that Hollywood is fucking desperate for known IPs with a built-in audience to make some semblance of a profit, and steaming services are desperate for any kind of content that would attract paying customers."Oh look it's the thing I know! I know that thing!!"
>>221234537>The secret Jews just watched the Nazis exterminate the normal Jews despite still having access to their futuristic tech stored in underground vaults but they're good guys so pleaaaaaaaaase don't bring that up.
>>221233801The bad guy will look like Trump or Putin.
>>221235478
>>221233801the world is learning that nazis are better then trantifa and yearn for them to return. this kike show will flop
>>221234363kike
>>221233869not polish/jewish enough
>>221234273>Wolfenstein IINew colossus was the best. I hope 3rd continues exactly like it
CAST HER
>>221235765Zendaya
We must secure an existence of our people and a future for white children
Funny how the sequel is worse in every single way, but the score is 8 points higher on metacritic, really makes you think
>>221234032They also unintentionally besmirch Jewish intelligence.>world changing technology in their hands>they just sit on it and read torah or something>do nothing for the goyim>the nazis start their uprooting>'steal' these technologies>use them to rule the world>not once were the allies, the people who fought the nazis, told about this secret technologysomething something power corrupts?the only way this makes sense in the TV show is if it's emphasised just how missed the opportunity was to NOT LOSE and the trauma that caused BJ
>>221235765sweeney in blackface
>>221235765Boyega in drag
>>221233801Hell of a time to make that pitch, and I like Wolfenstein.
>>221234363All those things you mention are still practiced today to run the global economy.
>>221234043It'd at least be funny if the Nazis were used as a stand-in for Palestine for maximum tone-deafness
Like 99% of gamers i didnt play Youngblood, but doesnt it proves that BJ failed?
>the story of killing Nazis is evergreenNot really. Even Indy 5 bombed. WWII was 80 years ago. People who have a grandpa that fought in WWII are probably becoming rare. I think only boomers still care about Nazis.
Jewish ethnonarcisist lobbying is evergreen
>>221233801Israeli propaganda, even while people are protesting against them on the streets of New York.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSuwqmfrQo
>>221234363Be honest. Its mostly about the lack of gay piss orgies for you.
>>221236594>boomersM8, it's the Jews.
>>221234363>the grinding up disabled peopleThis point feels alot less impactful when you people started advocating for MAID while calling its opponents nazis.
>>221235459To be fair, its an accurate reflection of Jewish behavior. Remember them pushing the woman in a wheel chair out of the shelter in Tel Aviv?
>What if we made Indiana Jones/Man in the High Castle (but a video game) into a TV show!Retarded
>>221234363>decades of eugenics>there's still disabled peopleit's just jewish torture porn
>>221234363The post that broke the chudcels
>>221237058 The post that was IP geolocated in Tel'aviv
>>221233801Burn local guy
After this Israel stuff the Nazi hate feels forced
>>221233801Anyone else feel that the existence of Da'at Yichud kind of validates the nazis?I just finished the game, it was fun, I liked the plot and the gameplay, I've been thinking about the bigger picture of the plot, and this kind of stuck out to me.In the real world, among many other reasons, the nazis hated the jews and wanted them dead because they believed them to be conspiring with each other and to be a threat to the modern world and society.In the wolvenstein universe, there is a globespanning jewish conspiracy that litteraly revolves around inventing and manufacturing planetkiller grade superweapons of absolute mayhem and destruction.There's a throwaway line about how they were never meant to be used, but considering how 99% of the inventions are super war machines, it comes accross a bit like catching the twelve year old bullied kid with 20 glocks in it's backpack and getting the excuse "I swear I got no idea how they got there."It seems like Da'at Yichud kind of undermines the whole "Nazis were just paranoid and racist and suspected/hated the jews for no reason" point.
>>221234363>all the seething replieslmao
>>221233914>>221233882>>221234273>>221235753I'm pretty sure they don't have any players other than game pass users. The indian jones game did so fucking bad the RoI was less than a CD. Like they made something stupid like 2.7% profit based on the numbers they released. >in b4 it made a profityou could make more money by putting it in a bank account which is safer. If you were an investor in that company you would have made more money just buying an index fund
>>221234363>the grinding up disabled people in deathfurnaces,honestly the violently retarded should be euthanized and it's what they used to do basically everywhere before WWII. You know like half of all of the arrests on the NYC subways are like the same 2 dozen or so retards getting arrested multiple times a month?
spending 60 million dollars making an ethno narcisist revenge fantasy video toy where a jew kills white people = normal behaviormaking a post on 4chan = obsessed, rent free, etc
>>221238145All of the replies are right though which is why there's no response to them and there's just cope from Jews like you
>>221235261>>221234036>>221233871the tall raped bitch is in movies and shit. he's absolutely not spending the whole year filming reacher
>>221233801elliot page
>>221234261>>221234279Hollywood wants a known IP with a built in audience that they can ignore and write completely differently for the modern audience and comic book movies aren't making as much as they used to and aren't as safe as they used to be because they've gone on too long. That's why every movie is either vidya, 80/90s cartoons or boomer stuff like all the boomer jukebox bopics like the queen one or michal jackson or boomer stuff like F1 or ford v ferrari.For some fucking retarded reason they still think>hey if we license the halo IP and call it Halo all the Halo dude bros will watch this original story that doesn't have anything to do with halo that was written by women for women, homosexuals and minoritiesAmazon canceled an SG1 revival because the pitch was too close to SG1 so they didn't think they could attract more "modern audience" fans who don't like SG1. One of the bioware devs said EA used to do this shit to them>an RPG? make it an action game like CoD, the RPG nerds will come anyway because it's an RPG. And that's why all modern RPGs are RPGs for people who hate RPGs and like Doom is a rhythm bases souls like FPS for people who don't like FPS
>>221234758This, a Wolfenstein for the modern age needs to be about Israeli super soldier Schlomo Schlinkowitz braining Kkhamas infants.
>>221238096Good point. We're actively funding a genocide right now and the jews want us to only care about something from over 80 years ago.
>>221234758jews invented video games btw (yes, unironically)
>>221233871>fade in>distant shouts, the sound of a motor revving is heard>cut to a close up of bj spinning a motorcycle's rear wheel on a nazis face>bj: how about we diversify your face!we'll fix it in post
>>221235732Boin shtetely.
>>221233801BJ Wankovic
>>221238394>The first video game generally recognized as being created for entertainment rather than a scientific demonstration is Tennis for Two, developed in 1958 by physicist William Higinbotham at the Brookhaven National Laboratory.>Higinbotham was born in Bridgeport, Connecticut, and grew up in Caledonia, New York. His father was a minister in the Presbyterian Church.Jews love to take credit for things they didn't invent.
>>221238577If they don't steal it someone else will.
>>221234273>Wolfenstein II alienated half of the playerbase politicallyYou people are the most insufferable faggots on earth
>>221234313>umm AKCHUALLY people don't like killing nazis!Cope harder you little piss flap
>>221233801so in that same breath, so is gassing jews. can't have one without the other.
>>221235572Ok then, Chris Pine, He's blond and Jewish. Just put him on a cycle of Anabolic steroids and he would be perfect
>>221238733SEETHING Jew lol
>>221238733Those national socialists may have been on to something, if the way you people have been carrying on for the last three years is anything to go by.
>>221235765Unironically Debra Wilson again. I mean she was in Mad TV
>>221238817Shut up Only trannies and leftists oppose Israel
>>221235925The problem with the whole secret Jewish tech society is if you think about it, It makes the Nazis semi Justified. Since if you found a bunch of secret Jewish super weapons, you would assume it's for a Zionist world takeover.They should have just had the Nazis kidnap Albert Einstein and Oppenheimer and had them locked up in Deathsheds basement
>>221238838Nah. The jewboys have demonstrated in front of the entire world that they are incompatible with western civilization and that the big man was right about everything by launching into a collective fit of delusion about having some God given right to create a cordon sanitaire around Israel by killing everyone within 500 km of her borders.
>>221238123>It seems like Da'at Yichud kind of undermines the whole "Nazis were just paranoid and racist and suspected/hated the jews for no reason" point.If the Machine game writers had any balls, they would have had Da'at Yichud be a Zionist supremist group, while maybe having Seth becoming more sympathetic by realising that other groups than Jews matter while he was in the Death camps.Unfortunately that would require Machine game to make a more complex plot over than Nazis bad, and we know this since Japan and Italy were backstabbed off screen. Which is a shame cause I would have loved to fought imperial samurai robots or Italy in any form.
>>221238707no, that would be you leftycucks
>>221238733shalom, tranny
>>221234363Calm down, ladyYou're hysterical
>>221233801Besides the modern games being shit, I do kinda miss the mix of occult and Nazi super science. I think the newer games missed out on that besides being gay. Knowing this is Amazon, I don’t have high hopes for this. You know there’s going to be a heavy Jewish theme. I am hoping for a scene of Nazi super science holocaust 9000 extermination machines.
>>221235070was thinking on this guy aswell, more when it's woke points for him once again
>>221235572>Jewish resistance fighterLMFAO
>>221234273>New Order and Old Blood were good games.In what fucking universe?>limited, uninspired weapon selection>boring enemy variety>short as fuck levels divided by long-ass cutscenes that everybody skipped>all of the supporting cast are insufferable fags except for funny Scottish guy>story is retarded as hell except it doesn't even have the decency to be self-aware about it and everything is played completely straight with the kind of melodramatic gusto that wouldn't be out of place on an episode of days of our lives>BJ's new voice actor is horrible, he does this breathy annoying voice that makes one want to punch the screen to make him shut up>Nazi tech is the result of them stealing all of it from an ancient cult of magic super-Jews in a convoluted plot development that makes the Jews look incredibly bad to the point where it would've been simpler and less dumb if they just had the Nazis invent the super-tech themselves like they do in every other Wolfenstein game>shitty boss fights aside from the London Monitor which was the only remotely memorable moment in the entirety of New OrderAnd that's not even getting into how Old Blood's plot was literally just ripping off the first two levels of Return to Castle Wolfenstein right down to copying set-pieces like the cable car ride and the final boss being just a giant flesh monster like Olaric or the fact that the main antagonist is just a discount version of Helga Von Bulow.
>>221233801>(incredible)
>>221233801>The story of killing Nazis is evergreenDon't look back in anger.
>>221233801Killing Nazis is incredibly offensive to conservatives who claim liberals are the real racists
>>221234022>Joel Edgertongood "actual actor" pick
>>221233801>Cast Blazkowiczthis is an easy one
>>221239486
>>221239333>>221239333>>221239333Sorry New Order is one of the best paced and action packed shooters of the 2010s era. The game perfectly crescendos with 3 acts...>Air and Space Museum>muther fucking Concentration Camp>the literal MOONAnd then to cap it all off the game forcing you in the final battle to fight against an atomaton with the disembodied brain of the friend you personally chose to sacrifice in the first level like its the end of Spartacus is one of the most metal things I have ever experienced in a videogame.
>>221233914Indiana Jones was genuinely shit.90% of the time you're just walking around searching for a button to press so you can go and press another 15 buttons afterwards on opposite sides of the map.
>>221239304aren't you crying about a gender-cide or something? genocide or whatever it was?
>>221238253>still coping lmao
>>221235070only currently alive actor who can pull it off
>>221233801Jerry Seinfeld.
1990s Howie Long. Who could also play Duke.
>wolfenstein new order was kino>wolfenstein old blood was fun>wolfenstein new colossus nosedived into woke slop>wolfenstein youngblood was a mistakeand with vidya tv adaptations always being shit i won't get better
>is that a...>clean street, with no colored people??>AAAAAAAA SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>221233801A few years ago I would've said him. Helps that he's jewish.
>>221233801The roided libtard that plays Jack Reacher.
>>221234003We don't talk about Younglesbians here.
>>221239860I like how the leftist argument is basically "yeah sure maybe everything would be cleaner and nicer and safer, but where are the heckin' taco trucks operated by wholesome undocumented people, cozy Indian restaurants which fail health inspection because of racism, breakdancing hobos, and ads featuring brown transpeople? You know, the things that make life actually worth living!"
>>221235572Blazkowicz can't look like he's Jewish. An important aspect of him is that the Nazis see him as Aryan and wish he was on their side, despite what his true ancestry is
>>221239800
>>221239589Would be nice if those 3 acts were longer than 5-10 minutes. And like 2 seconds of throwing EMP grenades don’t exactly make for a compelling fight.>but it’s your friend!There’s only one character option that’s worth picking and that’s the funny Scot because the game actually bothers to set up his friendship with BJ. The other random annoying kid is introduced properly like 2 minutes before you need to choose with no reason given for caring whether he lives or dies. The New Colossus to its credit realised this which is why saving the annoying kid gives you a new gun in that game so people would have a reason to pick him.
>>221234284>that reacher guyHe Doomguy through and through
>>221234003Youngblood is a spinoff, it doesn’t count. Otherwise we’d technically be on Wolf 5 because of The Old Blood.
>>221233801When I made almost this exact same thread two months ago it was deleted in under two hours. Wasn't banned, so I didn't break any rules.
>>221239718
>>221235070He looks like he needs to take a shit
>>221239972>"What's that? We already have enough foreigners for 10 million more taco trucks? Doesn't matter, we NEED to import third worlders!">"Also I believe in workers' rights which is why we need to import more workers which will devalue the cost of labor and make it less likely that workplaces with unionize. I'm a leftist, I'm really smart. I just parrot everything corporations tell me to say for some reason."
>>221233801were not something like that alredy doneI recall about 3 similar plots
>>221240054bj is doom guys grandson or something like that
>>221239074>SethHey hey people
>>221239983This also works into his character, blending in with the Germans to do espionage work.
>>221239333The actual GOAT wolfensteiner game coming through!
>>221240551Fun game despite the consolization, that mission where you run into a farm and it turns into an underground lab full of creatures is kino.
