>Mfw Skelator just said something so Beatman pilled it made me Roman salute on my Battlecat
>>221236601>Skelator>BeatmanOtherwise kinda funny
>Main character us a buff dude wearing a BDSM harness, fluffy boots, and a bob haircut. His alter ego wears a pink polo shirt with a V-Neck that shows off his chest. His best friend is a guy with a Freddie Mercury mustache.This show was pozzed as hell.
>>221236659>wears a pink polo shirt with a V-Neck that shows off his chestI used to dress like that back in college. Whats wrong with that?
>>221236682It's gay as fuckWhat don't you understand?
I've learned how to hide my feelings, bros. I could break my arm or even see my oneitis with her boyfriend and I'd remain stoic or at least look like it.
>>221236659>>221236712>erm have you noticed he-man is kinda le fruitybald gen x'er comedy
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>>221236716Based normal guy
>>221236742I'm 23.
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>>221236712I'm not gay at all though and girls liked how I dressed back in college
It's incredible how different incarnations of Teela gave us both the very worst heroine of the 2020s (Revelations) and one of the best (2026 live action)
>>221237087Why is she so covered up and doughy? Is she from the muslim planet?
>>221237207>doughyThe fuck does this mean?
>>221237087watched the movie yesterday. I was shocked to find that a He-man movie could actually be made that was good! Soundtrack was banger too!But there was one part that was 100% unbelievable. when Teela friend zoned Adam, the buffest, toughest, greatest man in the universe with God like hair, like did this dumb bitch think she was going to do better or something?Anyways, go see it, ignore the haters. I was pleasantly surprised.
>>221237423To be fair, he hadn’t seen her in over a decade and tried to kiss her his first day back in town.
>>221237317>doughy>The fuck does this mean?Her arms look like she did zero exercise in preparing for this role.
>>221236659Lou Scheimer's daughter was a lesbian and she claimed Filmation was full of gays and lesbians
>>221237423I still can't believe there are people invested on romance in He-Man. Anyway, they were planning to make sequels so they probably wanted to leave Adam/Teela until the end
>>221237575That probably gave her the ick I reckon
>>221237730>Her arms look like she did zero exercise in preparing for this role.Yeah... about that.
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>>221237423She was just a shy and awkward virgin, which makes her even better. Guarantee you that she would have let Adam fuck her right then and there if he just went for it instead of playing along with her "we're just friends" babbling
>>221237087Yeah Camilla Mendes was a surprisingly great sidekick/love interest. Most modern blockbusters would have her girlbossing around and upstaging He-Man and acting like a cunt toward him. Glad the writers of this movie didn't do that, and instead she was likeable and sexy. I was a bit worried after seeing the actress' comments but it turned out she was just lying out her cute asshole
>>221238058>>221238140>>221238154not matching skin color, not watching
>>221237730>ai definition post physique you street shitting bitch
>>221238042>>221238058>>221238140You can't beat Puta Pits.
>>221238237This
>>221236601so this movie is like the jimmy neutron movie where they made a full length movie first and then are preparing to reuse the assets for a full tv series, right? it will be like andor? it won't all go to waste?
>>221238218they brought to film a more believable rey skywalker that isn't a mary sue and has an actual dynamic instead of whatever the hell that was with han solo and hollywood is absolutely fuming. disney has mobilized their entire army against the film.
>>221238042>>221238058>>221238140I need to taste it, bros.
Can someone spoon feed me on some He-Man lore? So he doesn't need the sword at all because the power is in him? Does he recharge himself through the sword? What is the point of greyskull?
>>221236712People didn't used to see every little thing as gay
>>221238979that's a change for the movie to go with its theme of Adam learning to stop acting like a man child and stepping up to take some responsibility. ordinarily he needs the sword and its a powerful artifact Skeletor is constantly trying to steal
>>221238710>disney has mobilized their entire army against the film.The only way I can rationalize the amount of people who feel so strongly to show up in multiple threads and straight up lie about the movie. It'll be nice when we can't actually discuss this movie honestly in like a month
>>221238308>saar you are using the google website saar, you are the brown and I am the white man now saarYou done yet?
>>221239411Bump
>you WILL See the Heman Film!
>>221237730yeah she doesn't look like a man at all. How am I supposed to get aroused?
>>221237087the second one on the right is literally a man in drag. Hollyweird is truly semitic hell
