This is an intimidating physique in 2026
You've become too used to seeing actors on roids with ab implants who are severely dehydrated. That is a good physique.
>>221236629I'd be intimidated by someone who clearly let a homeless man do their tattoos, from concept to ink.
>>221236629Anyone who's been in an actual fight (street/bar fights, not sparring at the local climate-controlled BJJ gym like homosex faggots) will tell you physique matters a whole lot less than you think.
>>221236734What about sparring at the local not climate-controlled BJJ gym AS homosex faggots? that place is a fucking sauna and I've seen people passing out due to the extreme heat. Oh we only care about physique for homosex reasons obviously. We call this one guy lanky and I always throw the extremely muscular beginners at him so he dominates them. It's a great strategy to make them fall in love with our gay sport and stay with us to be gay.
>>221236686why couldn't he look like this in Dune? Stilgar was supposed to be in the prime of life, but Bardem was a fat old man shuffling around in an ill-fitting costume with baggy crotch, he could barely do the Hindu squat thing.
>>221236629>This is a blonde haired, blue-eyed, creepy ass mayo cracka in 2026
>>221236629what the heck was the last episode? shit was so bad, i am considering dropping the show
>>221236629Yes, it is. Believe it or not, roided gymcels aren't scary because as soon as you see hypertrophy you can detect small dick energy and extreme insecurity.
What's with the tattoos.Was he taken in by some cult in order to enact his revenge?I don't believe that this was a plot point in the original.
>>221237012but i’m hypertrophic, secure and BDE without roids
>>221237055Not sure about the original but I remember DeNiro having tats in the Scorcese version. Or maybe I'm hallucinating.
>>221237081If you have to say in an anonymous board that you are secure, you're not.If you have to go to the gym to make yourself look differently than what you already did, you're insecure with how you look. You're either born attractive or you're not, no amount of muscle will change that.
Where are his shoulders?
JAG status?
>>221237055Yes actually, he embraced voodooism in prison, it's a plot point
>>221237090>If you have to say in an anonymous board that you are secure, you're not.huh? why is that true?>If you have to go to the gym to make yourself look differently than what you already did, you're insecure with how you look. i dont go to the gym to make myself look different>You're either born attractive or you're not, no amount of muscle will change that.ya i was born attractive i just wanted to add a lot of muscle for health reasons
>>221237151You're indian, sorry.
>>221237055This version of Max Cady has some kind of supernatural powers he uses to control people
>>221237191I think that is an underlying conspiracy.Like the video tape he found when he got home, if he was the mastermind nobody would have done something like this to him.
>>221237185I'm white actually haha
Amy Adams is his whore nowHow do i Cadymaxx?
is there a hot daughter in this version?
>>221237401Idk about hot but she's a lesbian
>>221237055>Was he taken in by some cult in order to enact his revenge?close enough. latest episode hints that he was the one who started the cult
>>221237401yes she is cute
>>221237674No he didn't you fucking retard, he embraced Santeria in prison, he mentioned he and Smiley both had "padrinos" aka spiritual guides in prison hinting they both practice Santeria
>>221237674>>221237767Trailer also clearly shows him being initiated into Santeria, for a board dedicated to tv and film the people that post here sure are media illiterate
>>221237434>Idk about hot but she's a lesbian modern audience slop
>>221237794I actually really like this version of Cady. Unless they reveal it later, it rewlly does seem that he was innocent of his wife’s murder, but he wa a complete sucnbsg piece of shir regardless so his lawyer worked with the prosecutor to fuck him overDo prison just heightened how bad he is. Also like how he feels more supernatural in this, and the way they show his brain damage and psychological issues. There’s a whole running theme of psychological issues really>max is some kind of manipulative domineering psycho>the dad/patrick Wilson’s brother committed suicide when he was a kid and he found his body, takes some kind of drug to cope and is terrified of his own son killing his elf>son seems kind of autistic but mostly an awkward teen suffering from major isolation and guilt after leaking his girlfriends nudes the previous year >daughter is a closet lesbian and easily seduced by max Cady’s daughter and encouraged to do bad things>amy Adams seems to have had an inappropriate relationship with Cady in the past and is almost drawn to him while fearing him Now I think about it, it’s weird that Max Cady’s daughter with the prison nurses had sex with the families daughter last episode since she is heavily implied to also be Cady’s daughter
>>221237928I think Juliette Lewis might be his half-sister since the song on the tape gave him a flashback to being in a cage on his fathers houseboat at Cape Fear
>>221237986Maybe the twist is that Juliette Lewis killed his wife and thsts why he didn’t publicly blame her to save himself in court Perhaps she even killed their father and rescued him from the cafe and stuff so that’s why he may be grateful
>>221237928>Now I think about it, it’s weird that Max Cady’s daughter with the prison nurses had sex with the families daughter last episode since she is heavily implied to also be Cady’s daughterdamn that's hot
