>Ben Affleck saves the earth from a comet sacrificing Bruce Willis in the process>gets to kiss the hottest babe in the world while I dont want to close my eyes starts playinghow did this didnt win 20 oscars?
the movie had Christian undertones and was pro America, so the jews hated it.
is there anything scarier than dementia?
>>221239469your wife "settling down"
>>221238073It was also cheesy as fuck and had some stroke-inducing scientific inaccuracies.
>>221239526>NOOOO!!! EVERY SPACE MOOBIE NEEDS TO BE FACT CHECKED BY NASA NERDONAUTS AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE CONCEPT OF AMERICAN BLUE COLLAR BROS SAVING THE WORLD.fuck off, this flick will age better than all the postmodern depression shit getting produced today
>>221238026And put animal crackers in Liv Tyler's panties.
the ultimate Michael Bay slop, hollywood has never recoveredthe entire movie has that annoying comedic frenetic pace to it, it just makes it hard to take the movie in any serious manner
>>221239725still doesn't stop it from being cheesy as all fuck
>>221239894>a coffee cup is falling, we must shoot it with fifteen zooms and thirty two cuts
>>221239979>>221239894>oh no someone highlights the small things that matter in life and makes them exciting>its badArmageddon is the best movie ever made.
I saw it at the cinema. It was one of my best viewing experiences
>>221239503WOT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST
Shut up, this movie is amazing.https://youtube.com/shorts/kKxi-OlBD5s
