Holy shit, would it hurt to tell a fucking joke. These movies are so self-serious. 6/10 don't recommend unless you want more miseryporn.
All non comedy movies should have zero jokes. Whenever someone irl makes a joke I fucking hate having to pretend laugh. You are not funny fuck everyone trying to be funny. Fuck you
>>221239738>he was no herois the message you aren't allowed to rob from the rich? what?
>>221239738>I NEED MUH QUIPSgo watch a marvel movie
>>221239760 here. I forgot to mention I'm trans
>>221239765Yes, like when the robinhood app mysteriously stopped allowing trades during the gamestop fiasco.
>>221239738Is it a DEIslop cast?
Stick to Mortal kombat II, kid
>>221239854or when spacex had their ipo lol
>>221239765stop noticing
>>221239791From the trailer it appears Robin Hood is post-op.
Yeah, it's pretty miserable, but I enjoyed it, would rate it 7/10. Cinematography, music, dialog, and acting were all good. It was a bit long though, not enough happened after the first act to justify that runtime.>>221239900No it's 100% white.>>221239765I don't know the actual robin hood story, so I don't know which is more correct (this or the Disney furry version), but the premise in this is that he went around killing because he wanted to and only spread stories about giving to the poor.
>>221239781>>221239922Even shakespeare told jokes
>>221239738I’ll watch anything with Comer in it
>>221239738>government overreach was the real hero all along
>Expert killer>gets sick/injured>saved by civilians>uses his skills to save a childI feel like I've seen this one hundred billion times.
>>221240192But this time they made him a terrible human being!
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride-Jon Favreau
>>221239982>PigI'm still angry that I got tricked into watching that shit.
>>221240199Funnily enough, before this movie, they showed the trailer for the Bourdain biopic. Halfway through, I was like>wtf, this is ripping off anthony bourdain's lifeand then it was anthony bourdain
>remember the legend of the wholesome chungus british vigilante who won the hearts and minds of the forgotten peasants? actually he was really badim exhausted
>>221240199Poor old Joss. Poor poor old Joss.
>>221240052Sounds like a grim dark subversion, same as always. Robin Hood is traditionally a nobleman and good Christian who robs those who have made themselves fat off the public's coffers, corrupt bishops and the sheriff of nottingham etc.The 70s film Robin and Marian and the Kip carpenter 80s TV show made Robin more of a human and failed figure and the latter show went more swords and sorcery mysticism with it, but generally he's portrayed as a straight laced christian fellow.
Why is trauma and grief the only "deep" theme Hollywood explores now?
>>221240326>HollywoodIt's A24.
>>221239765>the messagePar your taxes goyim. Collecting interest is noble
>>221239765Communism is the #1 threat to western civilization.I don't agree with everything billionaires do, but I'll defend to the death their right to private property.
>>221239765Drumpf era cinema
>>221240680>but I'll defend to the deathboy do you know it
>>221239765any wagie that watches and enjoys this movie should fucking KYS
>>221240680correct, as the problem with communism is there aren't infinite resources. now let me tell you about why capitalism needs money to be infinitely reproducible
>>221240354>>Hollywood>It's [hollywood].
>>221239738>Your folklore heroes were actually le bad
