>gets humilliated on french television and cancels the promotion of his movie like a pussy>Brad Pitt tells him that he's not a serious actor>Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of him and says that he thought he'd smell like shit>gets caught walking out of Subway with multiple footlongs and everyone mocks him for being a fatass>ex-girlfriend leaks his DMs and twitter retards cancel him>goes through an identity crisis and changes his personality from a surfer, a skater bro, a karate student to ozempic hipster>no career leftUnironically speaking, what the fuck happened to Jonah Hill, i've never seen someone get BTFO'd so hard by life, did Ornella minbreak him that badly?
>>221240634He still gets to make movies. His life is fine.
>>221240634So I haven't seen Get Him to the Greek and The Sitter, wich one should I pick today?
How funny would it be if he killed himself?
He's got a wife and kid
>>221240634>"And after all that you haven't killed yourself - which is surprising!"bit rude, jimmy
>>221240682he evidently and obviously is too much a drama queen and attention whore to do something that is actual final
>>221240634Fantastic schizo pic
the french weather girl won
>transmogrifies into a homosexual swedish fashion designerjonahbros...did we win?
AIDS
>>221240634Is there an after pic for this?I refuse to believe the paparazzi didn't take another one after the coffee hits the ground
>>221240918Jonah paid to have it deleted.
>>221240634haha fucking jew betameanwhile the white aryan Chad:
>>221240634He looks good in your pic though? Without tats and that horrid outfit, I think he's a solid 6. Don't forget he's also funny and wealthy, that's like 9/10 level for most women. I think he will be alright.
>>221240992I look more like Jonah than I do like Pitt and I'm not even Jewish. Explain that.
>>221240992BEAST
>>221240676Get him to the Greek, great movie, drink or smoke while watching it
>>221241016You are Italian.
>>221240634He got raped live on French tv
>>221240634He had two kids realized he needed to get healthily for them and soft retired from acting at 40. He's gets made fun of, but that's always been the case. Leaked shit showed him to be pretty insecure, but again, he's been made fun of for most of his life so that makes sense. Tried to become a writer/director, but so far he kinda sucks at that. He's had a pretty great career otherwise. They should make a 23 jump street
>>221240992the fact that men like Brad are just born to be naturally charismatic, able, attractive, interesting, larger-than-life, funny, cool, skilled and meant for greantess in life is beyond a blackpill.
>>221240682Not funny at all, unless you're satanic yourself
>>221241033Dang...
>>221241058>the fact that men like Brad are just born to be naturally charismatic, able, attractive, interesting, larger-than-life, funny, cool, skilled and meant for greantess in life is beyond a blackpill.No. The real blackpill is that someone like that still gets divorce raped and tricked into doing retarded things by woman
>>221240634>>Brad Pitt tells him that he's not a serious actorThis shouldn't have even been offensive. Brad was just being honest about their ranks.
>>221240744Why would Jimmy kimmel says did jonah shit his pants or something
he peaked in Superbad and then it was all downhill from there.
>>221241100true. his daughter is a literal sex toy owned by an older dyke who groomed her and abuses the shit out of her while Angie just lets it happen because she's heckin progressive. beyond grim. brad doesn't care though he's got a spanish mamacita and living his best life.
>>221240634reddit humor. pease just stay in your /got/ thread, redditor. you're such an unfunny dick head
>>221241108well he's jewish so
>That was actually a funny joke, which is also surprising
He's a jew but without charisma so he's just annoying
>net worth 80 million He could just disappear and raise a family and not give a shit what faggots like OP think though?Also you're giving him free press
Jonah seems like a sensitive soul.
>>221240634>ozempic hipsterohhhhh kekkk ahahahahhah
I feel like he got type casted playing live action cartman, and the entire entertainment industry wanted him to roll with it and let them poke fun at him but he wanted to be taken seriously. So he was just constantly trying to push back against that image and now he's stuck looking like an asshole just because he wouldn't play along. Mid90's is kino
>>221240673Yeah I mean... He's still rich as fuck and famous so none of the stuff op is talking really matters. Because he can literally just bring that up to 99.999999% he comes across and SMV mog them immediately. I'm sure he still gets decent pussy regularly. Which is something normies look up to, so yeah he's pretty much fine for life.
>>221240893It's not Jonah any more, it's Jonas Kullén now.
>>221241032
>>221242191He could and doesn't have to but still won't and does.Jonah is a miserable shtate and so are you.
>>221242368I'm miserable? Interesting leap for a closeted tranny making threads to bitch about celebrities.
>>221240634This is just how life goes when you're a fat unlikable jew.
>>221241058That's just how life goes when you're a fit charismatic white guy.
That one movie where he plays Keanu's lawyer was godawful. Sucks that Jonah couldn't have just owned his awesome fat guy routine
>>221242491he directed that one too. no idea how he scored that many cameos. dasha was sexy. movie sucked and felt really bitter.
>>221240893ZESTY.
