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>>221241827Just kill yourself already ffs
>>221241827>Luke, did you know the average Midichlorian count of a non force sensitive is 2,500 midichlorians per cell?>The average human has 30,000,000,000,000 cells Luke.>This indicates that the average human in our galaxy has about 75,000,000,000,000,000 Midichlorians in their body.>Now a force sensitive has a Midichlorian count of about 5,000>Doing the math gives a force sensitive around 150,000,000,000,000,000 Midichlorians in their body.>The average human is around 67 kg in mass. This gives us an average of 447,000,000,000 cells for every 1 kg of mass. >Why does this matter Luke?>Well let's look at Yoda.>Yoda has a mass of about 13 kg and a Midichlorian count of about 17,700. That means if Yoda has around the same concentration of cells as a Human then he has a total of 5,811,000,000,000 cells in his body giving him a total number of 102,854,700,000,000,000 Midichlorians.>That means that Yoda has 30% less Midichlorians than the bare minimum a human is required to have to be force sensitive.>But it gets worse.>Your father Anakin had a Midichlorian count of 20,000. The single highest count ever recorded. At 84 kg the total amount of Midichlorians in your father's body was 750,960,000,000,000,000.>Jabba the Hutt's mass is 1,358 kg. That gives him a total of 607,026,000,000,000 cells. Jabba has an average Midichlorian count of 2,500. He has 1,517,570,000,000,000,000 Midichlorians running through his body. Twice as many as that of the literal chosen one.>And he was a good friend.
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>>221241954She was a good friend
Luke, did I ever tell you about Master T.E. Lawrence? He joined me in exile here on Tatooine for a couple of years when you were a kid. We rode around with sandpeople fighting the Hutt empire off. He helped retake Aâqaba on the far end of the Dune Sea, which was thought nigh impossible at the time.But he acted like a hysterical, prissy little bitch all the time so we knowingly sent him on a mission where we knew heâd get captured and sexually humiliated in front of other men. As a joke. He did not take it well.I think he died in a speederbike accident.He was a good friend.
>>221241954how is jailbait civilized??
>>221241953George Lucas is DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC (not clickbait)
>>221241827>Peter my boy did I ever tell you about Karla?>He was my old arch-nemesis when I was at the circus, the infamous spider of the 13th directorate>he was the greatest and most devious spymaster the Russians ever produced; his methods were barely legal in most union republics.>Control and I used to team up to try and catch him in something, anything, to make his rivals at Moscow center get out their knives, once in a while we'd have have him at the ropes but then he'd have our sources reassigned for routine "training" in the Russian interior and shot.>In time, he learned how to handle a play me better than anyone I'd ever been up against. He knew about Ann, of course so he'd have muscular cuban racecar drivers in shorts sent up to her hotel room and liquidate half our networks behind the iron curtain while I was sat looking in the chair>It was surreal.>He used a mole he'd kept in the circus for 30 years to set up a chickenfeeding operation and distracted me by pimping out the mole to Ann, and I'd wake up almost every day to find that he'd stolen my lighter . It was ridiculous, a constant humiliation Peter, you have no idea.>And he was a good friend.
>>221242877>Ghazi my boy, did I ever tell you about T.E Lawrence? He was the British liason on my staff during the thawra, a fine piece of khawal ass from the land of the franks. He had the most supple buttocks and the pinkest little asshole this side of the Zagros mountains; and the things he did with his tongue alone are considered hudud by most madhhabs.>Your uncles and I used to doubleteam him at the end of every successful raid against the turks, and once in a while weâd even have the entire sharifian army run a train over him, part of ancient arabic âcustomsâ of course. In time, he learned how to handle a meatscimitar better than any wife. He wore a thobe every day so we told him there were no pants in the desert, and since he was constantly on the move youâd get a glimpse of his creamy white ankles mid fight as heâd jump off a camel or shoot a Turk. It was surreal.>We taught him to suck the hookah like a dildo and he constantly got captured by Turks and Shammaris almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Ghazi, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.
why did he not start lukes jedi training earlier?
>>221241953pretty bad analogy. midichlorian count is about the concentration in cellssomeone with a high white blood cell concentration is going to fight off diseases faster than someone a foot taller than them with a medium white blood cell concentration
>>221241827Use the force luge
>>221241953the prequels were a mistake
>>221241954No underwear in space
>>221243136and where did you get this info from
>>221243129How do you tell apart sand people and Jawas, is It
>>221243188wookiepedia vol 19 chapter 418 section 17 sub section C RTFM
>>221243129How bullshit is it Vader escaping
>>221242877>i killed them>i killed them all>every single one of them
>>221241827>did I ever tell you about Sio Bibble, the governor of Naboo? He was a fool who believed that any communication disruption at all meant an invasion. Every time a solar flare or a strong storm interfered with Naboo's communications, he would declare that an invasion was imminent, even when there was no army present. One time when his holotransmitter malfunctioned he shat himself and ran around the palace in his soiled pants screaming, "Invasion, invasion!" The palace guards eventually had to confine him in his bed chamber until he calmed down. And he was a good friend.
>>221241827Luke, we're manga kino now Luke
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>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father killed a bunch Jedi younglings and then force choked your mother to death? Anyway, when you meet him, be sure to save his soul even though he really should be put down like a mangy animal and his memory completely forgotten
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>>221243136Not true. The raw numbers are all the matter. This is why Vader and Maul both lost severe connection to the force when they had their limbs amputated.
>>221243687uh, no, it's about the midichlorian concentration. otherwise, according to that retarded post, jabba the hutt would be one of the strongest beings in the galaxyvader didn't lose any connection to the force when he got amputated. his connection was being actively dampened by the suit palpatine made for him
>>221243719>vader didn't lose any connection to the force when he got amputatedAnon it's implied that the amputation was what made him lose the higher connection to the force. The fact this alsoneffected Maul proves this. Lucas himself admits this. The point of the Green Text is pointing out how flawed the Midichlorians are as a system for explaining how strong someone is in the force because raw numbers matter in a situation where the micro-organisms inhabit all cells in a body.
>>221243719> vader didn't lose any connection to the force when he got amputated. his connection was being actively dampened by the suit palpatine made for himDo you have a source for that? IIRC the common explanation for why heâs weaker post suit is exactly because thereâs less of his body/midichlorians to connect with the force. Itâs why he never had the strength to kill the emperor on his own, and why he canât use force lightning, as it would shock himself.
>>221243795Where did it ever explain that in the main movies you faggot
>>221243865He can't use force lightning because it would dry his suit like what happened at the end of rotj, has nothing to do with him being weak
>>221241953This retard thinks that mass per cell is a constant.
>>221243091Nice. But you're casting pearls before swine, anon.
>>221243893Iâm assuming you meant fry and not dry. Thatâs exactly what I wrote. The point about him being weaker post suit related to him having less of his body connect with the force. It also indirectly makes him a weaker Sith since he canât use a core Sith ability. The point is that less body = less force conductivity, plus inadvertently not being able to use force lightning makes the suited Vader a less powerful entity compared to his pre suit potential. Not to mention the breathing problems whenever someone fucks up his suit. Vader is just so powerful that he stil curbstomps most other force users even in his diminished form. Pre suited Vader wouldâve likely killed palpatine and become the new emperor.
>>221243544Kill yourself, weeb.Evil cannot create, only corrupt and destroy.
>>221243874>Midichlorians inhabit all cells>Midichlorians control how sensitive you are with the force>Anakin gets limbs chopped off>Becomes significantly less powerful
>>221242965>how is jailbait civilized??Is this nigga serious?
I saw some retard on here say that luke is a mary sue, yet he has an entire movie dedicated to him failing>gets ambushed by yeti>gets lost in frozen wasteland and needs rescuing by han>gets shot down by AT-AT>crashes his X-Wing on dagobah>fails yodas first test on patience>fails 3 more of yodas tests>yoda and obi wan tell him he needs to finish his training, doesnt listen and leaves>loses duel to darth vader>needs to be rescued by lea/chewy/landoAh yes but episode 1. He did use the force with obiwans help to shoot missiles at right time for death star. ok fine. keep in mind that the imperails literally were letting luke, han, and lea escape because there was a tracking device on the ship. luke also needed saving in cantina and was getting shot by lightsaber traiing droid a few times.
>>221241954If she's barely legal that means she's legal, the word "barely" simply indicates that she became legal recently. And if she's legal then she's not jailbait. Just an inconsistency in this old pasta.
>>221245658>luke, did I ever tell you about how no one likes a pedant? asked obi wan, calmly>luke tried to respond but his mouth was too clogged with his own blood and teeth from the roundhouse kick obi wan had just delivered >and he was a good friend
>>221245658American moment.
>>221241827>Luke did I ever tell you about the time I slept with the only woman your father ever loved while he was married to her, and then lied about it before murdering him?>He was a good friend.
>>221245801did you reply to the wrong postthats embarrassing
>>221241827"I'm the scat man, skibi de de doo doo do di, doo da da di"
>>221242877>So long as the Gungans fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly peopleâgreedy, barbarous, and cruel, except jarjar here, he is a good friend.
>>221243358But Shelob being a hot shape shifter is cool though. Just because it diverts from the canon doesn't mean it's bad.
>>221243896seems unlikely theres would be a substantial difference
>>221245801>maps only pedos have on hand.jpg
>>221243544I love how Luke is drawn as this Go Nagai shounen hero but since Obiwan is fucking Obiwan he still has to be this old, extremely caucasian man but with sparkling anime eyes lol
>>221248906>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I wasnât a pedophile? I had a half-chub while rewatching the intro sequence to Netflixâs Cuties, a more elegant piece of LGBTA+ propaganda for a less bigoted age. That was when I saw it, the official Ahsoka Tano statue was on sale and one look at those babyfat cheeks and dead eyed prostitute stare sent me into a blubbering fury. I quickly forwarded pictures of Ahsokaâs ample yet undeveloped breasts to all my coworkers and photos of her perfectly smooth orange tummy to my immediate family members. I explained this outrage but my words seemed to only disturb them further, probably since they were all closet pedophiles. After much futile ranting and five goon seshes to the folder marked âNormal porn only, I am not a pedophileâ I finally received word that the statue had been discontinued, thus saving thousands of little children from sick-minded predators. Iâm always ten steps ahead of them, Luke, since I understand their sick minds better than any body. You could call me an expert on understanding pedophilia. And they were good kids.
>>221243358she looks more like jaime murray than stoya but either way she got that horrible manification video game thing happening
>>221241827>did i ever tell you about the hundreds of thousands of people you killed blowing up the death stars? you've got the highest body count in two galaxies luke and youre crying over killing the emperor and vader? you fucking pussy. and a good friend.
>>221248950that face is vomitous. looks like one of those plastic surgery gooks
>>221241953Based and redpilled
>>221245560you can have a character succeed at everything and not be a mary sue, its actually about the meta writing, as in a mary sue is actually when a writer lacks maturity and is obviously insecure and personally identifying with the character and writes them such that the story itself bends to them.
>>221248950>Pudgy jediYou know what this means don't you?
>>221241827Luke, did I ever tell you about the wild parties Jabba the Hutt hosts? Just walk through the front gate with your hood up, no one will care.
>>221250392And they are good friends
>>221241827It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
>>221241954Now post the rest
>>221241953>>Your father Anakin had a Midichlorian count of 20,000. The single highest count ever recorded. At 84 kg That count was recorded when he was a child thoughbeit, when he was the same size as Yoda
>>221241953I think, it's about concentration, not a total count.
>>221244004Ok, let's assume the Force is something like Jeet/New Age Prana.It's coming from breathing. Vader has a trouble with breathing, less Force for him
>>221243126This had a lot of effort put into it, very good and disgusting.
>>221250903If that were the case Vader would still be just as powerful after the loss of his limbs.
>>221241827Would you like a lemonade, Luke?
>>221241827> Luke, did I ever tell you about Windows? Though we use them to see outside without being exposed to the outside environs, Mace Windu, a Jedi Master, was, ironically, given his name, distrustful of windows. I recall him telling me, that "I don't trust no mother fuckin' windows...they are not trustworthy, when you look at a window you see lies. Windows, my friend, are deceitful moutherfuckers. I thought he was talking crazy shit,, but, turns our Mace was right about Windus. They are not goof friends."
>the force works on the weak minded. Except watto
>>221248950Good fucking God... They based her off of the shitty actress from the live action show...
>>221243160I remember when Qui-Gon started explaining the ratio of midichlorians to cells to Anakin
>>221241953George's mistake was hitting people with hard concepts like midichlorians instead of introducing the living force first to ease them into it.
>>221243544>manga>read left to right
Luke, did I ever tell you about the Whils? Turns out the entire film series was being narrated from the perspective of that service droid. Yep that's right. The little dustbin was somehow privy to everything you see on screen including Anakin and Padme fucking. This is 100% canon per word of god.
>>221245658>If she's barely legal that means she's legal, the word "barely" simply indicates that she became legal recently. And if she's legal then she's not jailbait.He says barely legal in MOST systems not All systems. Which means she wouldn't be legal in others, thus she could still be jailbait.
>>221241827This is how my dad would try to explain the situation...https://voca.ro/19hyxp0oXWal
