Okay, so a group of women want to be hardcore and go cave diving.To be extra hardcore they go to one they weren't expecting to go to, because that would be more hardcore since only pussies "plan" thing like this.When there they make do until things go wrong, one of then has a moment, ignores what the others are saying ..and falls down, breaking her leg.While they are making do, another one of them has a moment and screams for help, alerting everything to their presence after being told they already saw something down there.They get attacked and generally, the ones that die are the ones that split off from the group, ignored what the others say or took someone's boyfriend.So what was the lesson learned from all this?
Would.
>A group women>Do anything but eat and gossip
>>221241998best horror movie
Gem of a movie
Funny this film should be brought up as yesterday I was browsing its director Neil Marshall's imdb.Fuck happened to him? He got a few opportunities to direct some episodes of big TV shows but apart from that nothing of any note.
>>221242802the only Juno worth remembering
op, everyone except one chick thought they were going to one cave, she tricked everyone to go to an unexplored one but they were dumb enough to just go with it
>>221241998>So what was the lesson learned from all this?Lesson is to alert someone when you explore nameless caves.More important lesson is that interpersonal drama can destroy any group from within.
>>221242836>incels>do anything but eat tendies, play Fortnight and watch Hasan/Asmongold
>>221242864>best horror movieIt is a shame that they didn't just make cave exploration drama. The moment they encounter monsters is when it became boring to me.
>>221241998the lesson is that women or not, all spelunkers are retards and actually get into stupid situations like this all the time minus the subhuman cave monsters
>>221242962Very relatable situation. Reckless retard can push others toward adventure, but there has to be someone within group who will tardwrangle them when needed.They didn't have anyone like that within group.
>>221241998>So what was the lesson learned from all this?certified autist demands that movies have lessons, and that he must be spoonfed them
>>221241998This was one of the most overhyped horror films I've ever watched. Maybe one spooky scene.
>>221243015What are the monsters? Some sort of zombie creature?
>>221242994>Fortnightyou could at least try with your bait you retardo faggot.
>>221243230Nah they're like cave goblins
>>221243230Indians
>>221241998That isn't even what happened. The group know and follow safety procedures. They're not super hardcore or whatever lie you're trying to tell. They trust in the main girl who took them there and planned the trip, but she neglected to mention she wanted that trip to be special. They had drama before that put their group's friendship on the rocks, so she thought if they explored and named a new cave system, it would fix things. She did this without anyone's knowledge or consent. But go ahead and make it seem like all the women were so stupid.
>>221242930Doomsday bombed. That's all it takes.
>>221243230Juno
>>221243433>They trust in the main girl who took them there and planned the trip, but she neglected to mention she wanted that trip to be special.She's fucking the husband of her friend. How exactly is she that trusted? She doesn't tell them they are going to a different location, which is not even remotely safe thing to do, they don't all just instantly go "yeah lets do it because we trust you 100%!"
>>221243230Prehistoric humans that adapted to the caves
>>221243532That’s the point she’s the real villain. Humans are the real monsters in the end
I don't know why they didn't just get accepted into the cave folk tribe
>>221243594That was debunked.
>>221243664Juno is the reason everyone dies
>>221243230leftover LotR orc costumes
>>221241998>So what was the lesson learned from all this?Fuck caves.
>>221243706the monsters helped a bit, no?
>>221244062>, no?Stop writing like a fag
>>221244090, no?
>>221242930>>221243466Doomsday kicks ass, it's a shame that it didn't do well.Also, who the FUCK is Charlotte Kirk and why does Neil keep making shitty Uwe Bowl tier movies with her?
>the one girl went crazy and murdered them allI believe this
>>221244247>it was all le dream!!!fuck off
>>221244255God that ending where she escapes was shitCutting back to her still lost in the cave was based though
>>221244276>God that ending where she escapes was shitagreed. the sequel made it even fucking worse.>Cutting back to her still lost in the cave was based thoughthe true ending
>>221244247More like Juno lured them all there to kill them and have extremely aggressive sex with all their husbands. Taking people out on hikes to murder them is quite common.
>>221243015Yeah, the monsters ruined a potentially great film. It was still fun, just demoted to corny.
>>221244296>>221244276>>221244255>>221244247theres two versions of the movie, the original UK ending where she passes out and has a short dream about escaping but then wakes up in the cave hearing the creatures cum for herand then theres the pussy American edited version where she actually escapes
>>221241998>So what was the lesson learned from all this?Cave divers deserve death.
