>Buzz and Woody are now relegated to being side characters in their own movie.>Instead of characters with heart and soul, they're complete idiots.>The film primarily centers on the women characters.>The girl with toys and Jesse the Yodeling Cowgirl is now the main protagonist, meaning this entire movie is a bait and switch I thought wokeism was supposed to be over.
This nigga is crying over a movie about toys
This is my surprised face.
>>221244317/tv/ spent all of 2025 telling me that woke IS dead, surely they would not lie
>>221244317They knew the movie was so godawful they took advantage of their Taylor Swift partnership and shoehorned in an “original” song of hers for the credits and then lied and said “lol ohhh no it’s not a credits song it’s very special” to get her dumb easy mark fans to buy tickets then surprise it’s an end credits song.
>>221244317the real problem is that the ipad is redeemed instead of having its shit kicked in
Aliens didn’t have a single line. 0/10 movie.
>>221244317>I thought wokeism was supposed to be overI mean, it is. There may be a few leftover projects that got greenlighted and were in development prior to '25 but once those are gone...
>>221244317Should have known it would be feminist slop when this bitch released this official song, which has Jessie on the cover
>>221244317
>>221244317>Halo = Toy Story>Halo 2 = Toy Story 2>Halo 3 = Toy Story 3>Halo 4 = Toy Story 4>Halo Guardians = Toy Story 5hory shet, my mind is BLOWN
>>221244317How did i know this exact thread would be here? It was hood and if you didn’t go see this with your children you should unironically kill yourself. They should arrest every single adult who sees this movie who doesn’t have kids of their own seeing it with them because you fucking freaks are a menace.
WHOA
>>221244317>Buzz and Woody are now relegated to being side characters in their own movie.Their movie? Where are their names in the title?
>>221246591would
>>221244317eh it's fine, I think the films' focuses reflect the main child and so Buzz and Woody would naturally have the limelight with Andy and then Bonnie would favor the girlish characters.
>>221244317Woody literally retired in TS4. Try to keep up, these movies are for children.
>>221247928At this point they're for millennials who are so bad at being parents they need to watch fucking Toy Story sequels to feel bad about what failures of parents they are.
>>221244317Toy story 4 was already bad enough assassinating all the characters.Making buzz an indecisive retarded with no inner monologue even tho that's in direct contrast to Everything he did in Toystory 1,2 & 3.
>>221248410Pixar trying to make us think Woody is justified in becoming a lost toy when the only reason he had was to catch up with a bitch he hadn't seen in years.
>omg woody is BALDING?? that can't happen to a toy LOLTry putting an accessory on and off of a toy for 30 years and tell me it doesn't wear away at the plastic
How did Woody gain weight?
>>221248662snake in his boot
>>221248789This >>221246591 hardens the snake in my PAAAANTs.
>>221248662bad writing
>>221244317Nigga watching a childrens movie about toys?
>>221248789GirlBoss Peep's snake in his boot
>>221248465bruh woody just got restored back in toystory 2. But apparently a few months in the wild will make a toy's paint fade off. Not peel nor chip off, mind ya
