>prevents his rival Karl Malone (who impregnated a child) from ever winning a ring to end his careerWhy didn't they mention this? It adds to the story. I'd trust MJ around my kids after it
>>221244800I like the part where he had his dad killed so he could win
Why would you let an alcoholic degenerate gambler babysit your kids
>>221244936We all have an uncle like that
Jordan would murder his own children if he considered them a threat. He's like the There Will Be Blood guy but a nigger in basketball shorts.
>>221244800>>221245199Checking.I hate basketball with a passion, but MJ is the GOAT.Rodman favourite player. Just didn't give a fuck except winning.
>>221245294You just need to bet him he can't keep something safe and he'd go full taken 2 to collect on the bet
>>221245294That's basedNever back down
>>221244800>prevents his rival Karl Malone (who impregnated a child)Reddit and youtube comments are so obsessed with this factoid. You can't go anywhere without someone bringing that up every time his name comes up, or Kobe's. Legit mind broken.
>>221245396A few years ago he basically said "yeah I did impregnate her but that's my business" why shouldn't this be brought up
>>221245474I guess to me it's just so autistic to have something like that live rent free that anytime someone brings up his name your mind instantly goes to that and makes you type that out. You wouldn't get it.
>>221245525I think I agree with you re Kobe but Malone deserves every bit of it
>>221245332kek
>>221244936Simpsons did it
>>221245396I don't give a shit.Why haven't the Kobe body scenes from the crash leaked, motherfucker.Do you think as the weather smacked em down, it went "Kobe"
>>221245525>>221245890>When first confronted, Malone avoided the paternity lawsuit, argued that the weekly $125 was too much, and for years refused to provide financial supportlmao
>>221245971You can just look at the autopsy sketch and get a good picture
>>221246829Supposedly his dick was also degloved renner style
>>221244800>impregnated a childthis is literally impossible. if a girl is capable of getting pregnant that's literally the definition of biologically an adult.
>>221246829>>221246849jeez he got salami sliced by the rotors?
>>221244936Haven't you ever seen Uncle Buck you retarded faggot?
>>221246907The helicopter he was in crashed headfirst into a hill and then burst into flame. There's autopsies for his daughter and the other people onboard and basically everybody got obliterated and left a torso at max. His daughter's spine went through her skull
>>221246829>>221246849is he gonna be okay???
>>221246976They're rebuilding him into robokobe
>>221246829>>221246849I'm convinced anybody who rides in a helicopter is retarded
>>221244800Because ESPN is in the business of glorifying Blacks. All their documentaries with few exceptions do this. Vick, Lewis, Iverson, doesn't matter what you do, they'll rehab and protect your image. Even their OJ doc blames wypipo and cops for everything.
>>221247959>Iversondamn that's a throwback. i remember when the media was sucking his dick 24/7 because he was defying stern by dressing like a nigger stereotype. of course he spent all his money and never won anything.
