Teela from Masters of the Universe movie is...
a big blue cat
Brazilian
>>221245347an illegal immigrant
>>221245347She's pretty but that costume design sucks. Looks like some bottom tier marvel superhero outfit and not fantasy-like at all. They didn't even give her an interesting hairstyle or headpiece.
>>221245347...unseen because nobody watched the movie.
>>221245347>nonwhite girl wearing blue contactsI guess this is my fetish now, I remember cooming buckets to a vid of an Asian girl with colored contacts sucking dick
>>221245347NOW they decide to put this chick in pants
>>221245347SEXO
I am fucking jerking it
>>221245347built for bwc
>>221245347She`s fineI would consooooom heman stuff but they havent released interesting and durable collectables...
>>221245347BEYOND RETARDED!!!How the fuck do you friendzone Adam like that? It's the least believable part of the whole movie.
>>221245453Camila can pass as white so she's more American than you
>>221246808Since when He-Man fans became shippers? The worst we had in the past was little girls marrying their brothers's He-Man figure with Barbie in the 80s but anons are adult men
>>221246854Teela and He-man don't even need to be shipped. The whole puberty allegory thing is that Adam get's mogged by Teela as a boy (pre-puberty) and becomes Teela's perfect man as a man (post-puberty). He "raises" his "sword" and gets "bigger and stronger". This is the franchise. We've been waiting 40 years for this.MAKE THEM FUCK IMMEDIATELY!
>>221246854I thought the "joke" there was that they were very much just friends in the cartoon Granted it wasn't funny, but that's a whole other issue.
>>221246902they finally got together in the kevin smith series but no one gave a damn because everything that happened before it was nothing but atrociously awful writing
>>221246910>just friendsIn the G-rated cartoon in a time when "adult themes" included holding hands.
>>221246957>they finally got together in the kevin smithwhy do you even bring that up? I fucking hate you now!If I wanted to think about the time a shemale fucked a pre-pubescant boy I type "trans identified male" into twitter search.
>>221246970There sure were a lot of male gaze shots for a G-rated cartoon
>>221246808>>221246910My impression was that it was sequelbait derived from their funky origins. Teela doesn't know how to act because all of the kids in her age group fuckin' died (presumably) and her father raised her like a boy, and Adam doesn't know how to act because he's a thirsty retard who ignores the context of the aforementioned.Seems like a sequel would inevitably have a subplot concerning the queen getting crop dusted, Adam passing the throne to his sister, and him banging Teela in the woods all night while giving a thumbs up to Idris Elba.I hope if nothing else Jeffy funds a live-action TV series. Stupid ass nigger gave a gorillion dollars to Rings of Power.
>>221246992Yep, the censor in the 80s was straight up fucking retarded.
>>221247001>him banging Teela in the woods all night while giving a thumbs up to Idris Elba.AAAAAAAAnd I'm back in.
>>221246957They get together in pretty much every continuity. Teela is He-Man's Lois Lane
I heard that she only had one costume and keeping it white was miserable because it kept getting dirty
>>221247315one more reason why she should have been pantsless since the beginning
>>221247315I interpret this in the sexiest way possible.
>>221246842>nostros era blancos y mierda lol sure thing burrito boy
