Who was the hottest Bond girl? For me, it's Donna's mom.
Only Chuds disagree
a tie between Domino and Pam
https://youtu.be/J7M8LuEC99k?t=84
>>221245758She's hot but she always has a really stupid haircut.
>>221245758based chuds. you can't get any more contrarian than this
>>221245733I've had a think for eastern european women in uniform ever since 'the spy who loved me'
>>221245733JUSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlfsSO8Aorg
>>221245758Grab him and TAKE HIM!Bless Grace.
Thunderball is tedious dreck, and absolutely the worst of the Connery run, but nevertheless, Domino is the peak Bond waifu.
>>221245733claiming solitaire
>>221245758
>>221246213damn, anon
>>221246060She was a model and musician IRL, so that's why. She had some pretty good albums actually.
>>221245733For me, the cute blonde cellist.
>>221245758Guess I’m a chud then. For me it’s >>221246187
Tatiana for me. Unrelated but I also used to think Klebb looks a lot like Linda Hamilton does now.
>>221245733It's her, she mogs
>>221246855i have an uncle that banged her on his honeymoon when they were filming in turkey
>>221245933basedthis scene gave me one of those formative early childhood boners
>>221245758She's so hot she got burnt.
>>221246187>I want to be ninja
Pam
>>221246094ugly tits
I love this dumb greedy bimbo
>>221248234Based and correct
>>221248563>kissinger's sloppy seconds
>>221248234is this the smuggest look in history? based Dalton (wish he was in more films)
>>221248585Probably the best boobs of any Bond girl, other than Eva Green, maybe.
>>221248596She was everyone's sloppy seconds. Her list of exes is ridiculous.
>>221246187>>221246764>>221246855Good picks.
Back then 16 was legal so it's ok.
>>221246855>Klebb looks a lot like Linda Hamilton does now.kek
>>221248563even with the 70s wigs, she's hot as hell. she made my diamonds are forever 1971
>>221248607They are spectacular, and you must have an exceptionally beautiful face to pull off short hair like she does.
>>221246855I'd take Linda over Klebb any day
>>221245733the one with a penis
The best thing about Bond girls is every time you see one you want it instead of the previous iteration. They all draw you in
>>221248563Awful haircut but she was an absolute semen demon in her prime.
For making us all believe in time travel. Also that rack.
vesper
>>221249354Where are her braces?
>>221249454Very based
>>221246140would
>>221245733I'm partial to redheads.
>>221245733Tanya was lovely.
>>221248396sexo.
>>221248563She was hotter irl than in the movie but she was still gorgeous
>>221248396>>221251965This scene was my sexual awakening. She was hot af but as a booba connoisseur I have to admit >>221245933 and >>221246213 >>221246346 are superior
>>221248234Pam :)
>>221245733>hottestVesper>prettiestSolitaire
>>221251990>hurts her right foot>changes to left foot
>>221245758>This is a 10/10 to blacks
>>221253271I'm not a Grace man, but I can see the appeal. She's exotic and athletic. She seems like she would fuck your brains out and drain your pitiful white balls dry. And when you're gasping with exhaustion, she'll say, "You want some more, white boy?" And maybe you do want some more, if it's your kink.But that's not my thing. I stand with Domino.
>>221251965Why didn't her fix her?!
Does Xenia count?
>>221248234I still can’t figure out if people are memeing with this one. She has boy hair and a lazy eye.
I hope Ana counts, I liked her.
>>221253511The lazy eye is cute.
>>221253477Yeah, villainesses also count. Most Bond girls are part villain.
>>221246060>She's hotsaid nobody ever. she looks like a man
>>221253569We have literal homosexuals and "bi guys" on this site. Thus the Grace Jones fanbase.
For me it's Halle Berry. Jungle fever unlocked
>>221253983She already had me in the Flintstones movie.
Which way white man.
>>221246895Your uncle fucked Rosa Klebb?
>>221245733Eva Green without equal.
>>221245733Ms Moneypenny (95') will NEVER be a bond girl or have sex, but to me shes the prettiest and super cute
>>221248234>>221248585>>221252145this
>>221255501modern day britain in a nutshell
>>221255580That's not Moneypenny, that's the psychiatrist charged with examining Bond.
>>221245733They're (almost) all great. Just depends on personal taste. I feel sorry for the actresses (Britt Ekland, Tanya Roberts) who got zero good things to do and zero good things to say.The only ones I really don't care for:— Halle BerryNot really a character, just a designed-by-committee girl-boss plus the usual tiresome racial politics vs. the nordic blonde.— Eva GreenMad staring eyes, sulky mouth, insufferably annoying character.— Sophie MarceauAnnoying character (they have to make her subtly unsympathetic I guess, but that doesn't change it). Everyone hates on Denise Richards but they are wrong. She is great.— Honor BlackmanToo old, not sexy enough, voice like a cement mixer full of gravel. Shirley Eaton in the same film was a full point out of ten better.— Diana Rigg"Dislike" is wrong maybe but she's just not a Bond girl. She has gravitas but no wow factor.— Mie Hamain You Only Live Twice almost gets a thumbs-down because— Akiko Wakabayashiis so much better and should have been the main girl. But that's a bit much. I don't actually DISLIKE her.Haven't seen Tomorrow Never Dies or the last couple of Craig ones. There might be some girls to dislike in there.
>>221258195Tomorrow Never Dies is peak.
>>221258195>— Eva Green>Mad staring eyes, sulky mouth, insufferably annoying character.How so? Bond is basically a snob. She's mostly dueling with him and reflecting his own snobbery back at him. When they come to terms, it's awesome.
>>221246187Came here to post this, guess i don't have to now.
Brunette supremacy.
>>221259486Her hair was by far the best thing in that very odd film.Surprised the Greeks didn't get pissed off that they got a French girl to play a Greek girl. Well maybe they did, who knows?
>>221246187>Thunderball is tedious dreckIt's not THAT bad.>and absolutely the worst of the Connery runEven if you have a soft spot for Diamonds Are Forever, Never Say Never Again exists.>but nevertheless, Domino is the peak Bond waifu.She is indeed really nice.
>>221259944>that very odd film.FYEO fans are very very strange, but there's weirdly a lot of them. i'll throw in a curveball and say i found sheena easton's floating naked head attractive
>>221260048>sheena eastonShe was the first singer to actually appear in the credits wasn't she? So I guess they thought she was extra-photogenic. She might still be the only one? Not sure about the last two or three.
>>221253271She mostly dated white guys
>>221259393>How so? Bond is basically a snob. She's mostly dueling with him and reflecting his own snobbery back at him. When they come to terms, it's awesome.Hmm. I remember her as being unnecessarily rude and antagonistic right out of the gate. (All part of the "007 must learn to knuckle under to women" thing that they started with Goldeneye.) Have only seen the film once (and that a long time ago) admittedly.
>>221260048I'm a fan of all of Roger Moore's Bond films
>>221260136It's because I think she already read him or knew of his rep somehow. Bond is pretty on the shoulder in how he carries himself:>"Do me a favor, will you? Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middleman."It's his calling card. You don't want to come off as flaky to someone with that attitude as you'll be promptly dismissed.
>>221258195>Mad staring eyesShe was do some weird eye acting in Casino Royale that I don't think she does in any other roles
>>221260048>>221259944For your eyes only is a more serious film among the peak Moore bullshit.So it's interesting that way, but more boring, and the few weird parts stand out more.I like it a lot.
>>221260568>>221260642Eva a cute.
>>221260048Sheena Easton was gorgeous
>>221260803I like how they had her mogging the audience in that shot.
>>221260135>she
there's been some quality cooze claimed in this thread already but i'm still going to make an honorable mention for picrel
>>221261347Fantastic smile.
>>221260102Well, Sheena was a total smokeshow so I'd have put her naked in the credits too.
>>221245758Guess I'm gonna throw myself a Happy Chudday party.
>>221260642casino royale is unlike any of her other roles in general, she's classy in it and she's not naked.
60's and 70's female aesthetics just don't do it for me bros
>>221260048I thought that was weird too. From what I remember, that's the only time the songs artist has appeared in the opening titles sequence.
>>221245933This gave me boner as a child
>>221253529It didn't seem to always be there either. I don't know how lazy eyes work though, so maybe it just depended on where she looked or something. Either way, she was cute in every way.
>>221260642>>221260803>>221262877butterface
>>221262051>mfw I heard that song she recorded about the interior walls of her pussy
>>221263278>Ahh (My sugar walls), ooh>Come inside (My sugar walls), my sugar walls>Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh (My sugar walls)>Come spend the night inside my sugar walls>My sugar walls>My sugar walls
>>221263278>>221263326it all makes sense when you find it it's basically prince's song
Holly Goodhead was my fave bond grill and Moonraker is KINO
Tula from FYEO. She's mostly a background character but she has a little something extra that really makes her stand out.
>>221263420
>>221263326>>221263354Less well known but a personal favorite of mine was the B side Winkin' My Brown Hole at You (The Astroglide Mix). Pic: Sheena already posed for the single sleeve photo. Prince was one freaky little dude. Killer guitarist when he chose to be.
>>221263204You just can't handle Eva. Her looks are unique and scream an elegance. You're used to looking at comics as art. Eva Green is a Jackson Pollack.
>>221262877She's classy in most of her roles. That's why she picky on which one she takes. >>221260642Watch her Eye work in Miss Peregrine.
>>221255501He wanted to know about the bonus situation
>>221253983That Miami beach thot has never seen jungle
>>221252145Based. I only just watched both Dalton films two weeks ago and already want to see them again. Fucking tragic we didn't get a third movie.
No love for Natalya? For shame /tv/.
>>221253353
>>221267052Amazing that it took so long to her to be mentioned
>>221267052She just wasn't that interesting and barely mattered in the movie at all. That scene when they're in Cuba and she talks about him always ending up alone is extra silly since they've only known each other for a few weeks at the most.
>>221267714She wasn't even the hottest Russian in the movie.
>>221265816>the third Dalton film was going to be GoldeneyeKino levels would have been off the charts, but Brosnan was a good consolation prize
>>221267988Yeah I still really enjoy Goldeneye, I just would've liked maybe one more movie squeezed in between LTK and Goldeneye.
>>221267792Izabella was way more beautiful than Famke back then and especially now.
>>221268079gorgeous and much more believable as a computer nerd compared to denise richard's nuclear scientist.
>>221268079>>221268385I don't know man, she just doesn't do it for me like other Bond girls did. I'd take Miranda Frost or any of the Dalton girls over her any day.
>>221245758agreed, frenagreed
>>221268525>I'd take Miranda FrostYeah, Rosamund Pike is in a league of her own as a Bond girl.
Onatopp wrestling bond in the spa is the most sexual thing ever filmed outside of a porno
>>221268689She is peak, no denying it.
>>221268757I love this scene so much. The perfect way to die.
>>221268890Feels like shit desu, I had an ex that would do that and it squeezes the fuck out of your kidneys.
>>221268917Shut up worm and submit to your squeezing
>>221268917Oh brother. Getting fucked to death by the woman you love is better than dying of bullets, cancer, car crashes, drug overdoses, heart attack, etc. >>221268933This. Dubs confirm.
>>221268079>>221268385I miss smoochable tummies so god damned much its unreal
>>221261266BRAAAAP
>>221246094Ringo got to cum in that for decades
Two timer. They should call her Mog Adams.
>>221262051They should have given her a cameo. I mean Madonna was in one of the PB ones wasn't she? Was that the one where she did the song?Sheena would work better as cameo because she's not that well known so it would just be an in-joke really. Madonna is too much Madonna.
>>221270427She was great with Moore, they had top tier chemistry.
>>221270427I think she's had some work done
>>221269033>tummythat's a borderline gut. absolutely no definition whatsoever. and she hasn't even shit a kid out yet, wait until that persistent babyfat is there. even Michelle Yeoh had a better body.
>>221249354She just seems like a midget because she's always seen next to Jaws. But as best I can determine she's exactly the same height as Scarlet Johansson — 5'3". And I don't hear anyone complaining about *her*.Dolly is great and it's time /tv/ admitted it.
>>221273218Gayest post of all time award
>>221262895What era's female aesthetics do it for you?
>>221274896Late 90's/early 2000's
It's so crazy how much more beautiful women are today. You can find a girl on Instagram with fewer than 200k followers who mogs every woman in this thread. What a great time to be alive!
>>221260040Never say never again isn't badJust distracted by a bizarre opening plotM being a comic relief characterAnd that stupid fucking scene with the video gameOther than that it's very competently made, not half as boring as it seemsAnd has alot of plot elements the recent game, First Light, seemed blatantly inspired by
>>221274034>body by MaytagIf you find this attractive I don't even know what to tell you.
>>221275005These days instathots just use filters to make themselves look better
