Why was it so incredibly shit?
Wtf are those towers built from bones? Where do they get the cranes from to build it that tall if it's post apocalypse?
It was pretty good, but it failed commercially because it made the mistake of neglecting the zombies. Boyle's film took inspiration from L4D and Attack on Titan, and introduced creepy new zombie variants. Those were nowhere to be seen in Bone Temple, which was more a cult/serial killer story.
>>221245967Easily the best movie of 2026. Thatcherites die mad.
The 1st one was bad and so was this. Directed by some schwatze iirc.
>>221245967>he thinks that large companies actually advertise on the racist incel siteThey don’t give a fuck about this piece of shit place, Reddit, Instagram and Facebook is more their speed.
Why did this kino trigger incels so hard?
>>221246052Half the movie is centered around Samson
i loved it but it doesn't quite execute on how spike is without agency and you're just aching for him to stop just running away and DO something, it comes off as he's supporting cast in his own movie like it's a structural flaw of the film as opposed to a theme executedexcuse me as i go on a nature walk which will turn absolutely terrifying if i so much as step on the wrong stick
>>221246823>in his own moviewhy do incels keep repeating this weird phrase??
I liked it, but I think the reason it turned most people off is that it focused on building a living world instead of telling a story.
>>221245967It was good. The only problem was the first one was so shit, no one bothered with this one.
>>221245967>>221246548The only reason they pretend that its bad is that the director is a black woman.
>>221245967it was okay, but it didn't really feel like it had any theme or messaging like the first one had, the first one had that fantastic scene where the kid places his mothers skull in the pile, and it has more to say about life and death, this one was just made by someone who wants to see fight scenes with zombies, which isn't bad, just different tonally
All 3 sequels are very disappointing.
>>221246823>it comes off as he's supporting cast in his own moviehe is supporting cast
>>221247145Is she cute?
>>221245967I enjoyed it and the sequel. It told a story without preaching a lesson and the acting was tolerable. 8/10 in 2026 unironically.
>>221246823>two 10/10 characters face off>"NOOOO I NEED TO SEE THE CHIIIIILD"
>>221246720Yes, but the scenes of Samson and Kelson chilling are not a good substitute for the amount of infected action you expect to get.
Big doubt even Cillian will save the third one
>>221247225They are far better than any 'infected action'
>>221247195Chuds in shambles.
>>221245967it was a great flick
>>221247264Would marry, but that's not saying much since I'm a very lonely man.
>>221247179>hey kid here's your mom skull>go put it somewhere in the pileIt still baffles me that people find this scene "powerful" rather than utterly ridiculous.
>>221247145Well that’s not true because I didn’t even know that until you just said it
>>221247354Yes, incel, you did.
>>221247359how many hours a day do you post stuff like this on here?
>>221247259Oh wow we got an eLaVaTed HoRrOr fan over here stand back bros
>>221247348if that's all you got from that scene you are the dumb one, not the movie, sorry to say
>>221247377Cope. The movie was shit. You can make all the arguments about depth and the message that you want. But if a kid is presented with his mother's skull immediately after she dies, he's not going to be peacefully taking it to find some spot to locate it. Doubly so if he just tried his damndest to save her. The scene does not logically work. It's ridiculous.
>>221247373Watching humans interact triggers you, doesn't it, chuddie?
>>221246852>>22124719328yl and tbt both start spikes intro with him looking directly into the camera, it's his journey we're following and it's what sets things in motion with kelson even if it's just enough time for kelson to treat samson's arrow wounds to muse that he's his first infected patient and then kelson continuing to see him that way>>221247224note i talked about the weak part and not the strong parts, like it's electric when kelson and jimmy first meet - the subtle power play that eventually gives way to jimmy's violent threat, the way kelson almost grabs his blowdart weapon but doesn't, and it just sells how strange and frightening it'd be to meet someone new in this hell. i think of the infected as an extreme example of the other or othering and was pleased with 28yl exploring that with the island - correct (jimmys) or not (kelson) - and in tbt the tense meetings that almost always go wrong and how the most friendly new relationship is between kelson and the murderous alpha infected "samson" who is one small dart away from beheading him
>>221245967Directed by a black woman
Why wouldn't the rest of the world have just decided to nuke the UK after 28 years of the rage virus and especially learning that they are evolving and getting smarter?
It was decent but the Jimmys were a disappointment. A film just being about the doctor learning how to cure the infected (but being unable to do shit about it) is honestly a more interesting premise. I don't care for Spike.
>>221247736And that is the sole reason it triggers you, incel.
>>221247437you're being pretty dishonest about the whole thing anon, there was a context to the scene, he had accepted her death by that point, he wasn't doing it just because he was told
it actually is better than the first for me thinking back on it, but both were great
>>221247437>>221247816Both of you don't get the scene because you're obviously not British. This is just how the NHS works. You travel for ages to see a GP, he says he can't for anything for you, then kills your mum and hands you her skull.
>>221245967This one balanced tone shifts better than the first which becomes a cringe comedy for 20 minutes out of nowhere.
You're kidding right? One of the best movies of 2026 so far
I didn't even watch it. the power rangers at the end of the first one were dumb. Should of went with a new story maybe referenced the kid or brought in his older version.
really retarded that you can fix 28 years of rage induced brain alterations that probably left it a pile of mush by just fucking pumping him full of ketamine and waxing poetic. its even worse than how day of the dead did it because at least the zombie was still a zombie but with minor reasoning capability
>>221247876very amusing anon
>>221245967I liked it more than 28 Years, though it would not be very good without everything that 28 Years built up.
All of the problems with this movie could have been solved by calling the first one 28 months later. Then this one 28 yearsI can believe a weird cult shows up after years. But he's a stupid bitch
>>221246091LOL. Are u retarded? It was absolute garbage, only salvaged by Voldemort. Who the fuck are you people
>>221247793Pity reply for you since nobody ever uses your oc
>>221248509triggered, chud?
>>221245967The doctor is the only good part, the kid sucks and the satanists really suck.
>>221246091I agree>but not a lot of good movies have come out this year
>>221248883Jimmy is really good in his role though desu
>>221245967I wanted to have at least done person from the first film mentioned
>>221247793I feel like I see more posts crying about chuds hating this movie than I do actual chuds hating the movie. Idk if it matters but I liked this one and the previous one as well and am disappointed that we probably won’t get a 3rd one.
>>221247259>homo actually like the frolicking scenes
>>221248883theyre not really satanists, its just jimmy saying shit he came up with
>>221247876except hes indian and he molests your mom while unconscious and then kills her by incompetent accident
>>221245967great film. howzat.
>>221245967I enjoyed it. But I do wish Boyle directed it. He gave Part 1 some weird touches that were missing from Boner Temple
Jimmima <3
>>221245967This movie made me feel schizophrenic or at the very least the director is schizophrenic
>>221245967It was directed by this individual.
What was the point of the Salvatore Ganacci gang????
>>221247264My normie sister was excited to see this piece of shit film. She's into veganism and crystals and shit.
>>221249700i thought it was well directed. never seen anything else by her.
>>221245967The UK finally does something good since like, before fucking Brexit, and its own people shit on it?
>>221245967Maybe because some nigger bitch made it
I would have chosen to fight Ser Jimmy himself and, when I slaughtered him like the pathetic faggot that he is in front of all his disciples, I would have requested that Jimmima let me bed her as tribute.
>incel>chudthese are all troon posts. you will never be women
>>221245967DEI director who got mogged by Danny Boyle
>>221249311Howzat
Chuds are FURIOUS about this movie. Click to find out why.
This movie was based sorry
>>221248940Jimmy Saville's rehabilitation as a cultural figure was long overdue
>>221246052>creepy new zombie variantsI seriously despise how easy it is to entertain you smooth brained fucks.
So I guess we're not getting part 3 of this series then?
>>221247354you instinctually knew
>>221247437I mean you're kind of conveniently ignoring that Kelson dosed him with tramadol and xylazine, making the event like a beautiful religious experience as opposed to the sad euthanasia of his terminal mother.
>>22124596728 years later was carried by the weird britishness of itthis had none of that because of the american director so it just felt like a bland zombie movie with a weird ending
>>221247793your lack of self-awareness is genuinely pitiable
>>221245967It was decent until the final scene of Cillian Murphy and his black daughter, fucking embarrasing commie propaganda
>>221256118>>2212560641/2 a year later and you are still saying the same stupid shit, you realize we've all watched it right? fucking idiot
>>221256149i didn't watch it, don't speak for me
>>221256248thats even worse you retarded drone
>>221253623Nope
>>221253623>>221256295nah Danny Boyle, Harland and Cillian Murphy are all saying its going to happen they missed the window this year to shoot in the right weather so Boyle said they will start filming next year if you want proof besides what the director the writer and the main actor has said they are maintaining the island colony set thats not normal if it wasn't happening it would've been torn donw or at least abandoned already.
>>221256342Wow yass queen
>>221256406why do you even bother you come off like such a moron, for one the guy he's been hanging from a rafter all day watching his freinds and family get skinnied alive ans secondly Jemmima that the girl fighting him shes about to get a iron claw driven into her skull about 30 seconds after that webm ends, every post you make just proves you area fucking idiot you haven't watch the movie so why are you in this thread?
>>221247437If I had my mom's skull I would throw it in the trash, fuck that worthless junkie cunt lmao
>>221247259No reason they couldn't have had both the Samson-Kelson scenes and at least one action setpiece scene with a larger number of infected.
>DaysMid honestly, there's actually maybe a dozen zombie movies I'd watch again before it. The zombies just were kind of boring and shitty, there's no drama when the initial infection has both already happened and infects instantly. Best thing I can say about it was the filming technique itself was good.>WeeksGenuinely bad movie, Renner was a miscast and took me out of it. The opening scene was iconic and the sniper perspective was somewhat interesting but the rest of the movie was shit. >YearsBizarre movie but overall enjoyable and arguably better than anything before it, I enjoyed it being entirely disjointed like it was supposed to be 3 or so different movies crammed into one because it kept me guessing about where it was going. Visuals were pretty and had some interesting camera work.>BoneMore consistent in plot than Years but also a little less interesting as a result, still mostly enjoyable. I didn't care much for the Jimmies and how much the movie dwelled on them but the opening fight was really good, main Jimmy gave a good performance. Doctor and Samson had a fun story arc and the Mr Nick and ending scenes were kino.
>>221256608I would've been nice to see the jimmies clearing a large group of infected but Boyle refusing to do that stuff and he probably made her not have a scene like that hes said many times "if a scene feels like it 'too cool' I cut it thats not what i'm going for" its just the way boyle works and he probably set down some rules like for instance "no big action scene with the jimmies" they already did that end of 28 years, Boyle hates repeats so instead in bone temple it was Samson wrecking the infected in the train car.
i refuse to believe anyone would immediately dislike a movie without seeing it because the director happens to have a dark skin tone and is a woman, how lost in the sauce are you people?
>>221246052It failed cause it came out like 14 months after a film with the same title and a lot of people were confused
>>221245967I thought it was better than 28YL.Kelson and Samson had Gilgamesh and Enkidu energy
>>221256749it was more like 3 months 28 years came out late october and bone temple came out in late january, but yes that was the problem
>>221256702I fully agree with your assessment, some retards on this board actually think weeks is the best. Makes no sense
>>221256782weeks had a couple well done scenes, the sniper scene where he's trying to pick infected from people the scne pushing the car while on fire and the helicopter buzz saw, also the kid at the end thinking he's infected and running away trying to make sure he doesn't kill his sister, oh and the opening of course is amazing, but over all it's definitely the weakest and very very dumb
>>221256749Yeah, the big problem is that it doesn't stand on its own. Its a direct sequel that makes zero sense without seeing Years. But Years sucked. And Bone Temple's name makes it seem like some kind of directors cut of Years
>>221256324Is it set in downtown Portland circa 2026?
>>221256841years is great its the best thing boyle has done in a long time, bone temple is fine to but its one movie in two parts, its like if you watching kill bill vol 2 without watching 1 it doesn't work
>>221256863where the fuck is portland?
>>221256324the thigh gap is insane
>>221246001It's my understanding that they're trees stripper of branches, and then the bones are arranged around them
>>221256118Wasn't he tapping black ass in the first one?
>>221245967Scrap the last 5 minutes, and it would be an entertaining flick.
>>221246154Course they do. It's cheaper to advertise here than to put up a single billboard yet this will get you more views.
>>221257690idiot
>>221245967compared to the one before it.this one was way better.more interesting watch
>>221246852how is it a weird phrase?the guy is saying he saw this as spikes movie.I did not. I saw it as the bald guys movie.
>>221245967i found it good
>>221256342>>221256493
>>221256149what are you even on about, schizo? you've got dumb meme images saved and camp these threads to call people who don't like your slop incels. again, no self-awareness.
>>221256896By the port
>>221245967I genuinely enjoyed it, saw it twice, bought physical copies of bone temple and 28 years part 1. I genuinely enjoy the films. If that makes you mad, good I guess.
