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>the assassin kills everyone but the kid
>he sees the kid hiding in a corner, it's pouring rain outside
>the assassin smiles and says "don't ever forget this face"
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name 5 flicks
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>>221248188
Effectively recruiting him into assassinhood
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>>221248188
This has literally never happened
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>>221248401
Happened to me once
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>>221248188
if he saw the kid, then the kid wasn’t really
>hiding
now, was he?
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>>221248434
yea? what's your assassin name
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>>221248434
Which one were you?
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>>221248510
bitler

like hitler
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>>221248520
Let's just say, I have a certain...vocation.
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>>221248188
>Suddenly a gunshot rings out
>The assassin turns back and sees the kid has a hidden gun and fired
>Assassin could turn back and shoot the kid, but knows he's dead already anyways
>Assassin realizes the kid is the same age he was when he started killing
>Assassin walks out into the rain and collapses dead
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>>221248434
pfff that's nothing it happened to me like four times
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>>221248627
it happened to me five times and then he got mad at me because I never recognized him
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>>221248584
>the kid teabags him while airhorns blast
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>the assassin kills everyone but the kid
>he sees the kid hiding in a corner, it's pouring rain outside
>the assassin frowns and says "woops wrong house"
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>>221248627
As a kid it happened to me about twice a month for six years and then one day it just stopped
I wonder what that was all about
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>>221248210
Batman
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>>221248703
Name 4 more flicks that aren’t remakes of batman
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>the assassin starts his infiltration of the target's stronghold
>says "oh boy, here I go killing again"
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>>221248703
4 more
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>>221248714
the mask of zorro
conan the barbarian
the crow
gladiator
lion king
the northman
kung fu hustle
the count of monte crisco
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>>221248721
>the camera zooms in he and he looks right into the camera and says it
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>>221248584
Alternate ending:
>the assassin turns back and sees the kid with a smoking gun
>a hidden assassin falls out of a bush dead
>so you want to be a sicario 2 the day of the soldado
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The scene with the assassin and Macduff's son was pretty kino in Macbeth (2015)
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you lack hatred...
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>>221249252
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>>221248721
based Mr. Poopybutthole
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>>221248188
>The assassin kills everyone but the kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the assassin's kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the killer's kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the killer's kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the killer's kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the killer's kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the killer's kid
>The kid swears revenge and after he grows up kills everyone but the killer's kid



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