It will never be the year of Spoony
He could still make a career making fun of LordKat
Is it really that hard to turn on a camera and ramble about D&D?
He's such a master storytellerTurning his back on the world and then coming back when they need him most in the 3rd act, just like Han Solo
>>221248395He could have come back at any time if he just stopped crashing out at his audience.
>>221248500nah spoony is too real for the modern internethe's fucked in a world of influencers with soulles video products dominating everything
>>221248514The only difference between his shit and more contemporary critikal or pyrocynical shit (I'm not saying they're good) is that you actually need to somewhat know the subject you're covering. The latter gets dressed up the only thing that became faux pas is skit comedy. He proved incapable of covering stuff he didn't grow up with, like his infamous crash-out at the Fallout 2 tutorial. He's just a dick and couldn't control or get medicated for it.
>>221248612spoony was never any good at livestreaming, they're all shithe needs to put thought and preparation into it or his bipolar takes over
Dude was once king of the internet, now his suicide note struggles to get retweets. It is what it is.
>>221248633There are still people focusing on actual videos and not just stream highlights. I really think it was just that he finished all the games he gave a shit about with Ultima 9. I remember reading he plagiarized D&D stories for that one series he did eons ago, so he really just dried up along with not getting medicated.
>>221248679He's on bluesky. Nobody gives a shit about anything on bluesky unless it's some meme leftwing politician or "influencer" crying about dead trannies, ICE, or a black guy getting arrested.
>>221248741half the former tgwtg crew is on bluesky
>3 years ago already
>>221248436Lordkat trooned out so he's is protected class
>>221248395I wanted to be like him, once
My autistic norwegian friend once bought merch from him, some sort of spoony final fantasy shirt, like 15 years ago. That's how "big" he used to be.
>>221248395>Video production was all I was ever any good at. It was all I ever wanted to do. And now I can't even face getting in front of a camera anymoreHe's such a tard, just don't be in front of the camera then, you can still do "video production".
>>221248741>He's on bluesky.Making himself even more irrelevant. It's like bad decision makers just keep on piling on the bad decisions. Next up: getting a face tattoo.
>>221250224He wants to be an actor in mainstream movies. but is still too pussy to admit it. Typical Gen-Xer
this is the year bros, I can feel itthe year he kys himself that is
>>221248791>Baits about maybe making a return to being on camera but only if he gets loads of nice and supportive comments>>221248395I guess it didn't work. Maybe he expected that video to get like a million views or something.>>221250314You obviously don't remember when he tried to get on Jimmy Fallon or whatever dumb TV show to do exactly this.
>>221248395>Uh, yeah, guess I really am doneWow, so glad people waited for you to come back, asshole. Thanks for nothing.
>>221251486He did post this ok bluesky to be fair so he must know that only about 20 people would usually see it.
>>221248791This Let's Play was fucking legendary.Spooney genuinely had talent. He could be genuinely funny with relatively little effort, and he was fully able to hold the attention of an audience.That's what makes his long, drawn out crash-out even more "tragic" or at least more dissatisfying than it should otherwise be: He HAD the chops for this kind of content-creation. He outright proved it with how huge he got. And then he just stopped so he could instead spend all of his time just being miserable.
>>221248759Even based brad? The algorithm changes on YouTube made these people so irrelevant. I don't know if any one them except Lindsay Ellis can clear 100k views anymore and arguably she doesn't even count since she fucked off to nebula after getting criticised.
>>221248759Yeah, exactly. Like everybody says: Only irrelevant people use it.
>>221248395Internet is still full of content creators doing "funny" reviews of pop culture.I don't even know if their views have gone down or up but I still see them on YouTube
>>221251536Lindsay was in the right group post guy with the glasses. Contrapoints used to go to parties with google/youtube execs so that group of leftist youtubers she was friends with got pushed hard.
>>221251536Even Bradakin, he uses it the same as he uses twitter and his other socials just to advertise. He's kept his crashing out contained to his alt.
>>221251598Totally derange view of modern history.
>>221251536I used to love Brad Jones but he eventually started putting so many unwarranted leftshit political references in completely unrelated videos that it turned me off to his content after watching him for years.He'd be watching Anthropophagus or some shit during a scene where a kid gets eaten or something and he'd be like "Teehee, this is what those sexist anti-abortionists think abortion is like!" or some shit like that. He also even legitimately got triggered, on camera, over things like an in movie person being critical of the morality of homosexual drug addicts or shit like that. It always came across as not just annoying, but extremely petty and effeminate.It was the kind of stuff that just put a bad taste in your mouth when you were watching something that was supposed to be full of just humor & good vibes. There's zero justification for injecting that sort of shit into your script when what people tune in for is a good time watching you review Nail-Gun Massacre or Super Hornio Bros. or something. I don't want to be reminded that transsexuals and BLM exist, let alone if how much you apparently love them, when you're in the middle of a fucking jokey review.And that was 10 years ago now, just BEFORE the TDS nuclear bomb completely exploded all over the internet's content-creators. I can only imagine how much worse he got it /how much worse he became in the interim between then and now.
>>221248679>Spoony>king of the internetLol, lmao even. He was just another of the Nostalgia Critic's buttbuddies along with the Lightbringer and Peeved Pedro.
>>221251650Spoony was the only other creator that was getting views on par with AVGN and Nostalgia Critic at the time. The three of them were sort of the Holy Trinity of goofy-ass high-effort internet reviews.He was by no means "king of the internet" or anything, but he was certainly an anointed member of a very exclusive and privileged royal family.
>>221251684>Spoony was the only other creator that was getting views on par with AVGN and Nostalgia Critic at the time. The three of them were sort of the Holy Trinity of goofy-ass high-effort internet reviews.This, and it should be noted that at his peak (however fleeting that may have been) Spoony demonstrated significantly more talent, comedy chops and social aptitude than those other guys.For a few years half a lifetime ago, Spoony really was the best to ever do it, and it wasn't even close.
>>221248679He was never even 1/10th as popular as James
>>221251535i rewatch phantasmagoria every few years. i wonder if it's just nostalgia of being a kid finding all this shit online to watch that makes me think it's good but it still holds up for me, though the lets play sort of drags on after a while but that's because i find the story/imagery of the game a bit tiresome at the end. the mundane office setting is more fun to me. anyway, the funny thing is find all of the other comparable content from that era has aged a lot worse than that let's play. the only thing other than spoony i dare to watch anymore is avgn's early hardware/console review episodes
>>221251684I think you left somebody out of your Holy "Trinity".
>>221248395doesn't he have a degree in computer science or something along those lines? can't he just delve back into that? even if he has to start anew at a low level
>>221251768Nah it definitely still holds up; it lacks the excess of cringey skits that reviews later turned into, and Spoony is genuinely engaged with the game and not focusing on being a wannabe AVGN (which I'd argue his FF8 review was, and it doesn't hold up as well).
>>221251830He was more of a wannabe MST3K for video games, but neglected to note that the skits were the worst part of MST3K
>>221251830ye i deign to watch that ff8 review ever again. i like the swat4 series though, i've not watched that for a hot minute
>>221251684>>221251719It's what makes him such a tragic figure. Tremendous talent, but absolutely fucked in the head.
>>221248395spoony is literally one of the few people on the internet I ever found entertaining to watch. his ultimate warrior routine made me laugh gut bustingly hard.It's sad because he could make money literally playing videogames if he wanted, but he's just a shattered guy. people give him shit but sometimes that's the cards you get. the same BPD brain that made him funny made him depressed and anxious.anyway, I still watch his rare livestream stuff. and I already can tell he has a bunch of nerds telling him they love him because that happens every time he posts shit like this. in 40 years if he's still around he'll still be getting replies.
How did he go 10 years doing absolutely nothing and not becoming homeless?
>>221251898also I've said this before but angry joe and nostalgiachic getting rich and famous while spoony struggles to pay rent is proof there is no god, or there is and he's laughing at us.
>>221251901You ever hear tell of an underpass?
>>221251901Lives with his brother. I'm sure Spoony's chronic depression and his brother's PTSD from killing a Mexican in a gunfight makes for a cheerful pair of housemates.
assuming his cute funny doggo has since passed?
Wow spoony wrote his suicide note on my birthday, this means a lot to me
>>221251976Oreo was a faithful companion to the end, passing away only after getting Noah back to Arizona.
Bro didn't even try. He could reinvent himself but he's too arrogant and thinks he already made it with his miniscule audience.
>>221252030>lol why are you depressed just stop being sad bro
>>221251976Yeah, though he got a new one. Picked him up on the side of the road or something, good for him.
>>221248494Exactly. Don't forget bros with 6 months left this isn't just gonna be his year... it's gonna be OUR year.
>>221248395I feel bad for him, he literally just threw away a solid career as a youtuber/streamer due to depression and impostor syndrome. He just had to go live, and talk about random shit, video games, a new movie he watched, hell, even start doing effortless reaction videos like tons of fags do on youtube. No script, no editing, just turn on the stream and his thousands of fans would have tuned in. He would have made a living easily.
>>221251909Spoony's got rich parents and a caring brother at least
>>221252075then he would be a sad sellout instead of just sad
>>221252102if spoony ever got the same kind of internet autists obsessing over him like James has he'd kill himself
>>221252041>oh no i have a disease that means i don't have to work but everyone else does because i will be sad
>>221252099*parent
>>221252112damn!
>>221252102But at least he would have money and not be a burden on his family.
>>221252109people used to be super obsessed with himSJWs hated him for rape and gay jokes, chuds hated him for his conservative hate, autists hated him for shitting on their favorite game/moviethere was constant drama surrounding himLordKat kept his career alive for a decade, mostly talking about him and his dramaSpoony is the only reason anyone even remembers LordKat.
The crazy thing is he has 140k subscribers on youtube lol. Like you can't pay for an audience that big. He used to tweet like 100 times a day, if he just read those out in a video he'd do fine.
>>221252144yes, but he doesn't have a dedicated hatedom like James haspeople are just being sad over his fate for the most part
>>221252163he absolutely did though
>>221252171not even close
>>221252171You can't convince someone who can't model, it's like arguing with the tide.
>>221252147presumably accrued the vast majority of those at his height 10-15ya >most who by now forgot they're even still subbed to himsubs don't really even mean shit atp and rarely are representative of the individual video viewcount, which is what matters
>>221252181or he is just comparing two very different things which makes it REALLY hard to agree with him
I don't understand why anyone fucking cares. This kiwinigger gossip shit is mental poison. Get away from it or kill yourselves.Oh noes, some guy was making YouTube videos and now he isn't making them anymore, what a fucking rabbit hole. Honestly, being an e-celeb in the first place sounds horrible, you always amass a parasolical insane audience including dedicated haters who dig through your trash. Especially nowadays where zoomerscum is digging through people's porn stashes (so many acc hacking, leaks, doxxing shit happening constantly) and trying to accuse everyone they don't like of being a pedophile if they find even a single porn pic where the anime girl (literally everyone jerks off to mainly anime nowadays) is merely seventino and a half or some shit. Reminds me how leftists were accusing everyone of being a nazi. Sick shit. If I was Spoony I'd find it relieving that I am no longer relevant. Being relevant in the current climate sucks.
>>2212483952027 will be. I am feeling it.
>>221252217not gonna read all that zoomie seethepeople have been talking about spoony here before you were even born
IT'S HERE
>>221248395Isnt he like 50 now?
>>221252225I'm not a zoomer. Zoomers are in fact the largest consoomers of kiwinigger gossip shit, like the "rabbit hole video essays" and other garbage like that. They unironically get their whole moral compass from garbage like that, which is why so many zoomers are passive aggressive sadists and psychopaths. Kiwinigger generation.
>>221252241okay, so you're just a faggot tourist
>>221252236yep 55. i just checked ai
>>221248395>blueskylmao
>>221252258bluesky is where F listers go to die
>>221248679That’s Bluesky, aka “the fishbowl where anti-west socialists choose to section themselves off into because differing opinions terrify them”.
>>221252258>>221252266I use bluesky for R34 because of really good feature of custom feeds. They should just rebrand as a cartoon porn site and purge the DNC shitlib shill accounts.
remember assuming Miles was older (due to just seeming a more leveled/responsible human) then learning Noah was like 5 years older than him lel
>>221248395When the chats on the 24/7 Mystery Science Theater 3000 channels were still lively, you would occasionally see him pop in and make bad riffs, and ignore anyone actually acknowledging his presence.
>>221248395Who's this? Ive only heard of avgn and nostalgia critic
>>221252358Some Irate Gamer knockoff.
>>221250224>He's such a tard, just don't be in front of the camera then, you can still do "video production".You have to understand what he means by "video production", that is being a superhero reviewer who is very funny and right about everything and who everyone loves. Noah isn't about to start staring at FCP for eight hours a day for some funded channel putting together their essay on the importance of Polly Pocket to the rise of feminism in South East Mudhutland.
>>221251808Ah yes, the man with a bad attitude
Imagine a World where someone like April leaving you essentially ruins you as a person.I wonder what's she's doing now and if he ever got his dremel back from her
>>221248395>incels stanning for a hilariously mediocre white mana tale as old as time.
