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What do you do if you have twenty T-1000s at your command?
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>>221248911
Eliminate the browns.
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Turn them into 1000 Sophie Dee's and fuck them all.
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>>221248911
two chicks at the same time
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>>221248911
I would ask John's foster parents if they'd mind if I kept that picture.
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>>221248911
Set them free in the wild and see what happens.
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I would make them suck each other's dicks while I pour super glue on their heads
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>>221248911
Panty Raid Revenge of the Nerds style
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>>221248911
T-1000s are menaces and they’d probably turn on me eventually
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>>221249182
jesus, anon, they aren't pit bulls
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>>221249033
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>>221248911
i would have them transform into an anatomically correct Angela White and have sexual orgy intercourse love making sex with them haha
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>>221248911
Make them impersonate me and do 20 jobs so I make lots of money.
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>>221249111
Trips.
That would be a hilarious AI movie.
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>>221249925
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>>221248911
order them to learn how to emulate the 20 most powerful people on the planet, replace them, and then quietly remake the world
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Make them combine and form into a giant robot then this: >>221248934
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>>221248911
I just don't care anymore
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>>221249189
They’re sadistic
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>>221248911
Honestly? I’d ask nineteen of them to stand guard while I used my computer. I’d let them formulate a battle plan, both in the physical and digital words to monitor any incoming threats, including bans, which they would not only stop before I was aware of them, but perma-ban the tranny janny involved, with extreme prejudice. I’d have them hack into every government computer and change the password to the n word, then have them email all govt employees and inform them, leaving them unable to type in those passwords, crashing the world economy.

I’d instruct them to annihilate anyone who came to arrest me, but otherwise, to respect human life. They would give warnings to those who tried to stop me, and allow them to surrender if they changed their mind and complied with my wish to be left alone. I would arm my army with phased plasma rifles in the highest watt range imaginable.

Then, I would begin the most offensive, barrier busting, taboo breaking, esoteric, borderline reality rewriting series of shitposts imagineable. Posts that would threaten to destabilise governments. Posts that would unlock the psychic potential of those reading them. Posts that would generate an unprecedented amount of (you)s, Posts that would cause first contact when aays picked them up on their gay little transponders. Posts that would change the colour of the global consciousness dot to turquoise. Posts that included the n word. Posts, on Sunday. I would have the last machine help me craft these posts, at a frankly absurd number of words per minute, and he would stand by to shoot me in the head when the others failed. He would also occasionally dispense me an ice cold diet coke from the bar fridge in my room.

Your move, NATO.
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>>221248911
Make the United States a vassal and slave of North Korea. Earth would become a paradise.
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>>221250686
High quality shitpost
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>>221248911
I would listen to what they have to say
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>>221248911
Order them to kill all indians. After that idk how comfy can they form a metal vagina.
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Have them assume the identities of normie looking whites and walk the streets, going about normie looking business, but saying the 'nigger' at every opportunity.

When anybody so much as objected, or even raised an eyebrow, I'd have them respond with lethal force, then leave and assume a completely new identity.

Wash, rinse, repeat until there is nobody left who gives a shit about the word 'nigger'.
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>>221248911
Gather all the pictures of attractive 8 year old boys in the neighborhood
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>all of you copy olivia rodrigo
>with correct anatomy and texture
>*unzips dick*
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>>221251358
>fucking Robert Patrick wearing a mask
That's gay
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>>221251409
it's just a puddle of nanomachines bro
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>>221251260
This would probably need to continue after your natural death. But it is a very selfless way to use your robots. I want to nominate this anon for the noble peace prize. My nomination should count. I am a paranoid schizophrenic, and I am speaking. Listen, and learn.
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>>221248911
I'd make them play football with Warwick Davis.
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>>221250686
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>>221248911
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>>221248976
that and have them line up and ask the same question 20 times
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>>221251523
I dont think it gonna feel good
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>>221249925
This.
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>>221250686
excellent
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>>221250686
Why do you think Terminators can hack anything? They had to use phonebooks
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>>221250467
This.
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>>221248911
I would have them infiltrate as many corporate and governments as possible, achieving as much control in order to secretly funnel as much cash and stock control my way to the point where I am insanely rich without ever having to life a finger.
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>>221248911
I would make them work to the Sathya Sai Seva Organization.
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>>221248911
Kill 20 John Connors.
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>>221248911
20 Henry Cavills
Gangbang
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>>221248911
Turn them into 24/7 work slaves and collect their salaries of course :).
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>>221248911
C*nny orgy.
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>>221250084
'[improvise, adapt, overcome, get your production team to book you into the best suite in the nearest hotel'
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Order them to become fat.
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>>221248911
Emma Watson, Sydney Sweeney, Billie Eillish, Caely Spaeny, Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard... That I would do
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>>221250686
what he said
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>>221248911
twenty furry girls
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>>221250686
This post unlocked my psychic potential.
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>>221248911
I'd like to say 20 twenty y.o. Jessica Albas but I'd need to know how much a T1000 weighs.
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>>221252556
The T-800 used the phonebook because every booth had one, but hardly anyone had computers in 1984, especially networked systems. T-1000 used the police database terminal in 1994, which James Cameron assumed all LA patrol cars would have by then when making the film in 1990. The second T-800 didn't need to hack anything as he had a grenade-launcher.
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>>221248911
send them to kill all pedophiles
i wonder who will run America now
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>>221248934
But how will Marty McFly fuck his mother?
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>>221248934
for me its the jews
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>>221248911
ok, so we have all these galvanized square steel
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>>221248941
Is that the going conversion rate ?
1:50
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>>221248911
try to get them to turn into forty midgets
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>>221248911
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCtSq3yDPs
Reenact this at a massive scale
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>>221250686
KEK
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>>221248911

Deploy them in Chicago and vile black neighborhoods.
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>>221254820
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>>221255522
Seems like an old pic. How'd this fucker do?
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>>221248976
Really? I'd kill them while they get breakfast ready.
To each his own I guess.
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Have them spitroast EU-Ursula with their robo-cocks.
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>>221252329
Ron Weasley had a weird career after Harry Potter.
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>>221255522
Fuck, I remember this pic from when I first started browsing 4chan. I'm still getting cringe remembering just how much of myself I saw in this post. I wonder how he ended up.
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>>221256242
Chris Hansen got him...
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>>221248911
Have them give me 40 handjobs
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>>221256242
Got killed by the Joker.



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