>rebellious youth>multiple white lovers>eventually marries white woman>sires six white children>dicks around his career and generally does whatever the fuck he wants>frequent sex haver>lives in near poverty to deny government taxes>five sons turn out ok>two of them even breedhow is it that hal isnt this board's hero?
>>221253277most of the show is his kids being shitheads which wouldn't happen if he acted like an actual dad
He used to be my hero when I thought women would like a subby simp boi to boss around but they don't. I only get dates if I pretend to be more manly. :(
>>221253326reese definitely could've used a good belting
>>221253277because Lois is awful. No man can be a hero who simps for her as much as he does (don't fight me on this, I just rewatched the series. he DOES simp for her).mommycest losers need not reply.
>never shows up friday at work for 3 consecutive yearsYeah bollocks. Someone would have noticed 1 month in and fired his lazy ass.
>>221253277>>five sons turn out okthere's nothing wrong with Kelly
>>221253390Simping is good! I like simping. It's honestly women that should be encouraged to accept and reward simps more. Media like MitM shows us a vision of a utopia that one day might be...
>>221253408>tranny >nothing wrong
>>2212532772/6 seems like a pretty bad rate.
>>221253418that once was you mean. its such a comfy show if you were a kid at the same time the boys were. especially if you grew up in socal where the show is filmed
>>221253442I'm a zoomer so slightly out of the age range but I saw reruns.
>>221253277He isn't an incel or a rapist so he can never be this board's hero.
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>>221253277he canonically had and enabled a tranny daughter
>>221253393he was salaried and they were using him as a patsy anyway. they were probably mad he existed as anything more than a name of paper
>>221253668>five sons turn out okshe's non-binary meaning she's just confused. no surgeries yet. hope remains
>>221253716Chaos reigns
>>221253408The one that didn't was Reese. He's a 35 year old NEET living with his parents. At least he's not a virgin like me though
>>221253277The only thing I really remember from this show is the cunt mother stealing malcoms scholarship cheque and therefore robbing him of his earned future. Fucking bitch made me want to punch a hole in my tv
>>221254816The show has to end on a happy note but realistically there are a lot of guys like Malcolm who end up ruined by their family. Dragged down kicking and screaming and prevented from getting away.
>>221254848literally me
